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  • Um, I don't know. Uh, what do you guys want to talk about?

  • Uh...

  • Anything interesting happen over the weekend?

  • Breaking news, a newly surfaced video of Donald Trump,

  • uh, talking about groping women.

  • The breaking news here on CNN, Donald Trump apologizing

  • for vulgar comments.

  • We have more breaking news now of Republicans turning

  • against Donald Trump.

  • Breaking news, Donald Trump just moments ago

  • in a hotel right here in the St. Louis area

  • appearing with four of Bill Clinton's accusers.

  • Breaking news right now, there are growing calls

  • for Trump to step down.

  • Breaking news on a Sunday night,

  • the debate showdown a short time from now...

  • -Crotch. -Vagina. -Pussy.

  • -Pussy! -Pussy. -Gucci pussy. -Pussy.

  • Goddamn!

  • (cheering and applause)

  • (whoops)

  • You know, I'll tell you this,

  • when the history of American politics is written,

  • it'll be divided into two distinct eras,

  • before pussy and after pussy.

  • Because, since Friday, nothing has been the same.

  • And no one saw this coming. At the end of last week,

  • we were all waiting for the debate on Sunday.

  • I remember, people were like, "Ooh, what's he gonna say

  • about his tax returns?"

  • And now we're in a completely different world.

  • It's almost as if we left work on Friday--

  • and we all know that we planned to have a little drink

  • on Sunday night-- but then around 5:00 p.m. on Friday,

  • the Trump train came into town with a giant keg of beer,

  • smashed it on our face, and we spent the rest of the weekend

  • drinking and (bleep)-faced. That's what happened to us.

  • And I know, I know that everyone has seen the video

  • of Trump on the bus already,

  • but I want us to be on the same page.

  • So, uh, we're gonna play it again

  • for our one Amish viewer

  • who only breaks his Amishness just to watch the show.

  • So this one's for you, Malachi.

  • REPORTER: The conversation was recorded on a hot microphone

  • in 2005 in an Access Hollywood bus.

  • (Tic Tacs clacking)

  • (Bush laughs)

  • (Bush laughs)

  • (groaning, laughter)

  • (mimics gagging)

  • Before we break down all of the disgusting comments

  • Trump made on Billy Bush's bang bus,

  • can we... can we just analyze "grab them by the pussy"?

  • Because, honestly, I thought about this hard and long,

  • I've never heard that phrase in my life.

  • What kind of person grabs the pussy?

  • That doesn't sound pleasurable for either party involved.

  • I don't get it. Do you not know ladies?

  • Like, may-maybe it's... maybe it's a tiny hands thing.

  • Maybe...

  • No, like, maybe, maybe he can't hold it

  • or caress it-- he needs to grab it.

  • Because, for Trump, it's like a baby holding a grapefruit.

  • He just...

  • You know, people, you... we have to admit this,

  • Trump has officially broken almost every record

  • of scumbaggery in politics.

  • Like, the rules don't even apply anymore.

  • Let's be honest, like, we couldn't have even imagined

  • that these feats would be taking place.

  • Trump's scandals right now

  • are like when the first black guy joined white sports.

  • You know, when everything was going on,

  • people were like, "I had no idea that was possible! Oh, my God!"

  • Oh, and-and, by the way, can we talk

  • about Billy Bush for a second?

  • Let's-let's talk about th-this sleazebag.

  • Uh, I understand, I understand

  • that everyone has been in the presence of an unsavory joke,

  • right? But there's a difference between laughing at the jokes

  • you don't agree with and being an active accomplice.

  • Because Billy Bush has said that he didn't agree with Trump--

  • he was under pressure and so he laughed with him.

  • Yeah, but that's not what it looked like

  • when you see what he did when they got off the bus.

  • Okay.

  • Here, wait, hold on.

  • (sighs)

  • Yeah.

  • Wow.

  • How do you fit that much sleaze into such a short video?

  • (laughter)

  • The "Two Girls, One Cup" girls are like,

  • "I would not want to switch places with her."

  • Trump just told Billy Bush how he forces himself on women,

  • and at the first opportunity,

  • Billy puts his pimp hat on and tries to make it happen?

  • This (bleep) was nuclear,

  • because Trump already had few Republicans against him,

  • but now, even those who had been with him

  • through his anti-Muslim, Mexican and black comments

  • said enough was enough,

  • because the Republicans have won the White House

  • without those groups,

  • but there's one group they can't do it without--

  • -the ladies! -(applause and cheering)

  • We have a 15-year-old daughter,

  • and if I can't look her in the eye...

  • I'm a father of three daughters, and I also cringe.

  • Jeb Bush-- now he tweeted,

  • "As the grandfather of two precious girls,

  • "I find that no apology can excuse away Donald Trump's

  • reprehensible comments degrading women."

  • Mitch McConnell. "These comments are repugnant

  • "and unacceptable in any circumstances.

  • As the father of three daughters..."

  • It's degrading to our women,

  • to our daughters, our granddaughters.

  • I love how they feel they need

  • to use the women in their families

  • to justify their outrage.

  • "As a father of two girls... "

  • "Well, what if you don't have any daughters?"

  • -"Well, as the son of a woman." -(laughter)

  • "What if you were just raised by two dads?"

  • "Oh, well, as a first cousin once removed of an aunt."

  • -(laughter) -"What if you don't have a family?"

  • "As someone who has visited the Statue of Liberty,

  • -which is a woman..." -(laughter)

  • The Trump tape shouldn't offend you on behalf of females.

  • It should offend you as a human being, right? And...

  • (applause and cheering)

  • And it turns out you don't even need

  • to be a human to be offended.

  • Tic Tac getting in on the responses to Trump's video.

  • Trump mentioned that brand of mints

  • in the video that surfaced Friday.

  • Tic Tac tweeted that they respect all women,

  • and find Trump's recently-revealed

  • statements and behavior

  • "completely inappropriate and unacceptable."

  • I'm sorry! I'm so sorry.

  • First of all, kudos to Tic Tac. Like, this is insane.

  • -(applause and cheering) -But you know...

  • You know your words are bad when even the candies,

  • whose only purpose is to help cover up

  • what comes out of your mouth, say they can't help you.

  • They're like, "That-- we can't even fix that, man.

  • Don't involve us. Don't involve us."

  • But here's the genius of the Trump campaign.

  • And this is what really pissed me off this weekend.

  • He gets caught on the tape boasting about sexual assault,

  • and then, they manage to spin it as something much different.

  • This was locker room talk.

  • That's what is said in a locker room.

  • He was talking about it with the boys amongst the bus,

  • um, like the locker room.

  • -I've heard much worse than that. -Really?

  • Much worse than that in locker rooms, uh, but-but...

  • -I don't know. That's a pretty... -Much worse.

  • -Believe me. -Really?

  • What locker rooms are you hanging out in?

  • (laughter, applause)

  • That's a great question.

  • What locker rooms is Ben Carson hanging out in?

  • -(laughter) -No. Think about this for a second.

  • You can't imagine Ben Carson in the gym

  • or participating in any sport that requires rapid movement.

  • -(laughter) -Why is he in a locker room?

  • There's no... Okay, okay. Oh, you know what?

  • Maybe, maybe he does tai chi. That makes sense.

  • -(laughter) -That makes sense.

  • Oh, and this might surprise you,

  • but he's actually the quickest one in the class.

  • -(laughter) -Everyone calls him "The Flash."

  • "Slow down, Ben!"

  • -And he's like, "Catch me..." -(laughter)

  • -"...if you can..." -(laughter)

  • -"...suckers. -(laughter)

  • Uh, let's-let's work through this.

  • Let's work through this.

  • Two things about that locker room excuse.

  • Uh, first, they're conflating sex talk

  • and sexual assault talk, all right?

  • Trying to make Trump's comments sound normal

  • is not something that they're achieving,

  • 'cause, I'm sorry, that is not normal.

  • There is a big difference between saying dirty words

  • and glorifying non-consensual sexual contact.

  • Not every guy has these conversations.

  • No. That's a crime. That's a crime.

  • There is a big difference.

  • People are like, "Oh, come on. Guys talk dirty."

  • Yeah, guys talk dirty,

  • but guys are not all having conversations

  • about sexual assault.

  • It feels like more people are focused on, "He said 'pussy.'"

  • It's not about that.

  • It's about him saying he forces himself on women.

  • You tell me what's worse-- a guy who says,

  • "Uh, last night I dined with a lovely lady,

  • "and immediately afterwards, I escorted her back

  • "to her residence and proceeded to caress her genitals

  • despite her lack of invitation."

  • -(laughter) -Or-or is this one worse?

  • "Oh, man, last night, I was rolling with this bad bitch,

  • "and I was, 'Yo, you gonna let me smash that ass?'

  • "And she said, 'No,' and I was like,

  • 'Okay, no pussy for me.'"

  • -(laughter) -Which one is worse?

  • -(cheering, applause) -Which one is worse?

  • Now, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong.

  • Neither of them is ideal, but one of them is crude,

  • and the other is against the law.

  • -(cheering, applause) -There's a big difference.

  • It's not just, oh, locker room talk, locker...

  • No, it's not just locker room talk.

  • Oh, and by the way, Trump can try to excuse his behavior

  • by calling it "locker room talk,"

  • but you realize he wasn't in a locker room!

  • He was at a TV interview.

  • If you conduct locker room talk everywhere,

  • it's not the locker room, it's you, mother (bleep)!

  • -(cheering, applause) -It's you!

  • It's not locker room talk.

  • You're saying it everywhere you go!

  • And besides...

  • and besides, everyone knows, if you do locker room stuff

  • outside the locker room, then there are serious consequences.

  • Yeah, you see?

  • That guy gets it.

  • (laughter)

  • Yeah. He understands.

  • Oh, but there is... there is good news, folks.

  • America has spoken.

  • Because somebody did get fired.

  • Today Show host Billy Bush faces fallout from that

  • leaked audiotape with Donald Trump.

  • NBC says Bush has been suspended indefinitely.

  • Welcome to the 2016 presidential election.

  • If you're on TV and you say something

  • that offends the nation, you're gonna lose your job.

Um, I don't know. Uh, what do you guys want to talk about?

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