字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Hey boys, welcome to the friend zone What do you mean, no guys like you?? Every guy likes you! All the good ones are taken? No! There's still some nice guys out there. I know there's at least one.... Friend zone. He's stuck in the Friend Zone. He's stuck in the Friend Zone He's stuck in the Friend Zone Somebody should tell him He's stuck in the Friend Zone He's stuck in the Friend Zone This is not a good place Look at this guy always on his phone checkin' her Facebook when he's all alone he picks her up and he drives her home been the same for months, but he still got hope! Slowly but surely I see the progress as long as she's single I'm still a prospect! The time I invested, I'll make it back! Last night we cuddled during Breaking Bad! The whole time she was texting Brad! You kept a straight face, but you were sad! You're a non-sexual entity! Be realistic, why not Emily! But Emily's not as hot as Jen! I'm pretty cool I deserved a 10 She likes sarcasm just like me She's kind of a dork...just like me! She says I'm the perfect guy Any girl would be lucky to have me... It's best to start as friends... Plus, she always makes me happy! Dude, she doesn't find you attractive! You never told her cuz' you're too passive! You're a man. Where's your dick?! I'm startin to think you're a eunuch! Hey! Check this out...oh my God it would suck to be him! I've spent the time, now you're tellin me to let go?! How can I be so sure I'm in the friend zone? Well, lets go down the list... You say you've been close but you've never kissed, She gave you advice on how to pick-up chicks! She wants me to be with somebody else?! What do YOU think?! Reverse psychology? You're like her brother! Reverse biology!! She changed in front of you! She did look sexy... She didn't even care, cuz' you're her *bestie* She doesn't wear make-up when you hang out She doesn't wear make-up when you hang out She wouldn't even care if you came out! We did bake cookies, but it was romantic! Romantic? Lets not get into semantics... Relationships are a social contract You're a boyfriend with no physical contact! I did everything a boyfriend does But I never got boyfriend love Now I wonder if I should end it Was this truly a friendship? Was this truly a friendship? Of course it was and I feel no shame But I wanted more so I feel the pain Do you know how hard it is when the one you love doesn't feel the same? Friend zone, I am in the Friend Zone I am in the Friend Zone Why am I in the Friend Zone? What the hell do I do? Am I stuck forever? Why is there a Friend Zone? Who made up the Friend Zone??? You're not assertive. That's why. Should've acted like a Black guy! Black guys, never in the Friend Zone! They always score in the end zone TOUCHDOWN! You could pull back, become unavailable Become a douche-bag like she's replaceable Make a move, you'll make her choose To win, you have to be willing to lose. I don't know if I got it in me What will I do? My life is empty! I know a girl, her name is Emily She actually likes you but she's not as pretty! What? You want me to lower my standards? It's called PERSONALITY you shallow bastard! Do you wanna be happy or end up spiteful? The prettiest girl is the one who likes you Yeah I know Emilly's cute, we're so compatible I was blind to truth. Call it irrational How could a girl who would never date me be the one that would validate me? While ignoring an amazing girl doesn't that sound freakin' crazy?! FRIEND ZONE. I was in the friend zone He was in the friend zone I was in the friend zone He was in the friend zone Now it's good to be out Like I'm free from prison A self-imposed prison oooohhh FRIEND ZONE He was in the friend zone He was in the friend zone I was in the friend zone He was in the friend zone If you're in the friend zone Do your best to get out because you only live once because you only live once YOLO Hey, Jen. What's up? Oh, you and Brad broke up again? I'm sorry to hear that. No, I can't go shopping with you I'm out with Emily. Sorry. Look, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later. Bye.