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  • Where in the world is Superwoman today?

  • In Trinidad and Tobago!

  • (neighing)

  • What up, everyone?

  • It's your girl Superwoman.

  • I have hugged a lot of people.

  • In fact, over the past four months,

  • I've hugged over 10,000 people,

  • which means you should hit the thumbs up right away

  • because of the accuracy and authenticity of,

  • yo, the teleprompter froze.

  • Scroll up, scroll up.

  • Too far, too far, too far.

  • Thumbs up, no, no, keep going, keep going.

  • Accuracy, authenticity, okay, here we go.

  • Authenticity of this video.

  • (laughing)

  • Straight up, every once in a while,

  • I have guys come up to me and ask me questions like,

  • "How do I know if she likes me?"

  • "Yo, is she mad at me?"

  • "Why are girls so confusing?"

  • And I'm just like, bruh, you gotta learn

  • the language of women,

  • because you're up here listening to words

  • and she's delivering you braille.

  • You gotta feel it out, boo!

  • Women don't only communicate through words.

  • No, no, they communicate through body language.

  • So one way to find out what a girl is thinking

  • is to pay attention to the way she hugs people.

  • So here are all the ways a girl can hug someone

  • and what those hugs mean.

  • Number one, the cheek kiss.

  • Now, this hug means that the girl is probably classy as F,

  • travels a lot, and regularly eats brunch.

  • She also loves to confuse people

  • because they never know if it's one cheek or both cheeks,

  • if it's a double or a single kiss,

  • and she loves that.

  • She's like, "Mother F'ers, I wear the pants in this hug.

  • That's right, I sit on the Iron Throne of hugs.

  • I am the lead Care Bear up in here."

  • Now, if she does this hug

  • and she's meeting you for the first time,

  • chances are she's trying to make a really good impression.

  • For example, she might hug your mom like this

  • if you two are dating, just like, hey, cheek kiss,

  • future mother-in-law.

  • Hopefully this distracts you from the fact that

  • you can see my thong when I sit.

  • Now, if you're not meeting for the first time,

  • and she gives you a cheek kiss when she hugs you,

  • probably means she likes you more than most people,

  • enough to risk getting your cheek herpes.

  • Number two, side hug with eye contact.

  • Now, this hug means you're cool,

  • but she's not really emotionally invested into you.

  • There's probably a lot of people in the room

  • that she has to say hi or bye to,

  • and you're just another one on the assembly line.

  • You know, she can't really spending too much time in this engagement

  • because it doesn't align with her priorities.

  • Also, you're probably in the same category as,

  • like, her uncle that she kinda knows,

  • but she's not completely sure how you're related.

  • Number three, side hug with no eye contact.

  • Now, you see, this hug right here,

  • this hug means that, before she entered this room,

  • she had to mentally prepare to see you

  • because you are trash and she wants

  • no part of you in her life.

  • It means I'm mad at you.

  • I don't like you. Okay?

  • I would rather hug a grenade than hug you.

  • This hug is a complete obligation.

  • Yeah, I'm just hugging you because people are looking

  • and I don't wanna seem rude or mean.

  • You know, I wanna appear to be the bigger person.

  • And when I leave this establishment,

  • I'm gonna think about how stupid you and your hugs are.

  • Yeah, your hugs are the dumbest, okay?

  • Your hugs tripped over a cordless phone.

  • Your hugs went straight to DVD.

  • Get the F out of here.

  • Number four, two arms with squeeze.

  • This hug means I genuinely like you,

  • and care for you, and you know,

  • when you're not here, I might think about you spontaneously.

  • I hope you don't die, because you're a quality human being.

  • In fact, you know what, you ever ask me to hang out,

  • I might actually pull through and not cancel last minute

  • or pretend I'm sick.

  • Number five, two arms with neck grip.

  • This hug means we've made out in my mind

  • at least four times.

  • This is my way of getting my body

  • as close to your body as possible

  • without us being Siamese twins.

  • And through this hug, I just wanna remind you

  • that I have boobs.

  • Here they are.

  • And I might even arc my back a little bit,

  • just so you can see how flexible I am.

  • Number six, hug with head cradle.

  • You are like my child, and I will destroy

  • anything or anyone that tries to hurt you.

  • I don't care how old you are.

  • I don't care if you're a full-fledged adult, okay,

  • you are my fetus, and I will protect your neck, and your spine,

  • and cradle you in my bosom.

  • Number seven, arm latch.

  • She's probably in some sort of social setting,

  • and your arm is her safety blanket, and protection,

  • and escape from being social.

  • She's just like, "No, don't make me go out there

  • and talk to all these other people, no!"

  • It also means I'm codependent,

  • probably to an unhealthy extent,

  • but I'm okay with that.

  • Number eight, two arms with starfish dance thing.

  • This hug means you are my best friend,

  • and you are my mother F'ing ride or die,

  • and I missed you like hell

  • because everybody sucks compared to you.

  • I don't care how long this hug is.

  • I don't care who's watching this hug.

  • This hug is our moment.

  • This hug means you've seen me at my worst, okay.

  • You knew me when I was ugly.

  • You told me when I smelled.

  • Girl, you let me know when I was a ho,

  • and therefore we are spiritually connected always.

  • Number nine, hug with lift.

  • This hug means somebody's about to get laid, straight up,

  • because we probably haven't seen each other for a minute,

  • and I missed you, and I'm gonna put my legs

  • up in the air and defy gravity

  • just to give you a sneak peek

  • of what's to come later tonight.

  • Number ten, the dap and hug.

  • This hug means that we understand the similar struggle

  • that other people just don't get.

  • There's an unspoken respect between the two of us,

  • and we have a deep connection.

  • We're probably from the same city,

  • the same team, the same motherland,

  • speak the same language.

  • This hug means that if we ever drink together and we cheers,

  • I will make sure my glass physically touches your glass,

  • because I have that type of respect for you.

  • Number eleven, the wrestle hug.

  • Friendzone!

  • This is basically the friendship bracelet of hugs,

  • so baby boo, if you got one of these hugs

  • from the girl you like,

  • you should know the only way your fingers

  • are gonna be going through her hair

  • is when you're braiding her hair

  • during a goddamn sleepover while watching Clueless.

  • Boy, move on.

  • Number twelve, head resting on shoulder hug.

  • This hug means, yo, everything is dumb except for you,

  • and I need you to hold me as I give up on life.

  • This hug means my post ain't getting likes.

  • I cheated on my diet.

  • I got a degree in something I hate.

  • Honestly, my Uber can never find me.

  • My new shoes keep peeling the skin

  • from the back of my ankles,

  • and I just cannot.

  • So please support me through this trash life.

  • And there you have it.

  • Now you know what it means when a girl hugs you,

  • and now, Team Super, this is your cue

  • to go back and check all those meet and greet pictures,

  • and overanalyze them, and send me all the receipts

  • like I know you will, ya nasties!

  • I love you.

  • And don't forget, do hugs, not drugs.

  • Yo, I'm hoping you like this video, straight up,

  • because I am sweating everywhere,

  • but I still wanted to make one.

  • It's so hot!

  • Check out my last video right over there,

  • vlogs right over there.

  • Trinidad, my show is tomorrow on the 30th.

  • Tickets are still available, link in the description,

  • and subscribe because I make new videos

  • every Monday and Thursday.

  • One love, Superwoman.

  • That is a wrap, and zoom!

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