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  • - Rent, who is she?

  • (bells ringing)

  • (popping)

  • (twinkling)

  • What up, everyone, it's your girl, Superwoman.

  • And the other day I was watching TV with my friends,

  • you know, while I was waiting for bae to come home.

  • - Your line into my world?

  • Angels guard the sun.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Aw, he's so cute.

  • - Damn, he could get it.

  • - How is Jane still a virgin with him around?

  • I would bend bend in every direction for him.

  • - Daddy, dad-dy.

  • - I would do everything to him.

  • - Take your shirt off, boo, come on.

  • - His great thing with Petra are you and me.

  • - [Jane] Are you kidding me?

  • - Absolutely, I called you.

  • Wow, hey.

  • - Hey. - Hi, sweetheart.

  • So, you guys enjoying the season so far?

  • - Mm, it's decent.

  • - Hmm.

  • (crunching)

  • Wait, are there carbs in that?

  • - The struggles of dating someone too hot.

  • Oh, wait, you hear that?

  • It's all the people saying they can't relate.

  • Real talk, though, we all know

  • the struggles of dating someone whack,

  • or being single as hell.

  • But, yo, think about it

  • it's also probably really tough

  • to date someone that's a little too hot.

  • I know what you're thinking, shut up, hear me out.

  • First of all, when you're in a relationship, right,

  • people usually respect it enough

  • to not just straight up hit on your boo

  • but as your boo gets hotter,

  • it becomes more and more okay

  • for people to say sexual things about them.

  • A.K.A - Damn, he could get it.

  • - Are you telling me Gigi Hadid's friends

  • aren't like to her,

  • "girl, Zayn be looking like a gourmet snack."

  • Are you dumb, of course they are.

  • Like hoe, if you dating this fine man, okay,

  • as your friend, I get to objectify him.

  • These are the rules.

  • If you dating Billy Bob Joe, have him.

  • Okay, but if you dating six foot tall sex bomb men,

  • we gon' share, okay, because this Monopoly

  • and those pecs are a community chest.

  • Second of all, dating someone hot

  • probably gives you mad trust issues.

  • I mean, your boo could be completely faithful,

  • okay, but that's irrelevant

  • because you don't trust other people.

  • Why?

  • Because you remember the thirsty hoe you were

  • the first time you met his fine self.

  • You tripping because you know

  • people like you exist out there (chuckles) in the world.

  • I cannot with these boys.

  • - Amen.

  • - There are certain things

  • that are just deal breakers, you know?

  • - Yeah, like if his wife's crazy.

  • - You mean if you have a wife?

  • - Yeah, that's what I said.

  • - I just don't wanna date anyone from the industry.

  • I don't wanna a movie star or an actor.

  • I don't want no one's baby daddy, the end, no exceptions.

  • - Preach, girl. - Straight up.

  • - Excuse me, ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt.

  • Do you know where the restroom is?

  • (sexy music)

  • (twinkles)

  • - Uh, no, but I have a restroom at my house.

  • - I just came from set I just want to freshen up.

  • - Oh my God, I was just talking

  • about how much I respect the film industry.

  • No, thank you for your service.

  • - Aw, and it was my turn to pick up my daughter at school.

  • - Shut up, I love kids, show me pictures right now.

  • - Of course.

  • - That is so hilarious (giggles).

  • (drum beating)

  • (drum beating)

  • (chuckles)

  • Hoe, pass me some super glue

  • for these deal breakers right now.

  • Just the biggest leech ever (chuffing).

  • I smell fresh, sexy blood (chhuffing).

  • Some people are too hot for your irrelevant requirements.

  • With a face like that put a stroller in my hand

  • and call me step-mom, boy, giddy up.

  • And because I was such a leech,

  • now I naturally think everyone is also a leech.

  • His assistant.

  • - Oh, good morning, sir (chuffing).

  • - [Lilly] The delivery girl.

  • - Delivery for you, sir.

  • (chuffing)

  • - [Lilly] His best friend.

  • - Hey, bro, you been working out?

  • (chuffing)

  • - The girl that wrote this script (chuffing).

  • So, now I stay tripping, okay,

  • and I question him all the time,

  • even if he does nothing wrong.

  • (playful music) (loud footsteps)

  • - Hey, babe.

  • - Where you been?

  • - Work, obviously, where else would I be?

  • - Interesting, because I called your office

  • and they said that you weren't there.

  • - When?

  • - Six minutes ago.

  • - Because I was on my way home?

  • - Mmm, okay, well how come

  • you didn't share your Uber status with me then?

  • - Because I drive myself.

  • Everyday now for two years.

  • - Hmm, convenient.

  • Whose hair's on your shirt?

  • (clears throat)

  • So, definitely not mine.

  • But straight up, that's as far as that goes

  • because when you're dating someone a little too hot,

  • it's impossible to argue with them.

  • Like, you can pretend to be mad

  • but you know that if y'all get in a fight

  • and he sleeps on the sofa, really, it's your loss.

  • So, you try your best

  • but your hormones simply will not allow it.

  • - [Hot Bae] Getting tired of you not trusting me.

  • - And I'm getting tired of your lies.

  • - [Hot Bae] Oh my God, listen to yourself.

  • You're being ridiculous.

  • - Okay, do not speak to me like that,

  • I swear to God I will--

  • (sexy music)

  • I will walk over there and I will effin' grope your bicep

  • because you're pissing me off.

  • - What?

  • - Yeah, that's right, don't make me over there

  • and shove my tongue down your throat because I will.

  • - I'm confused, are we fighting?

  • - Yeah, we're fighting, okay.

  • You're so dumb you and your stupid

  • toned perfect abs, yeah,

  • I will totally come over there and lick them.

  • - Lilly, you are really upsetting me right now.

  • - Oh, yeah, you're so mad, take your shirt off.

  • I bet you can't take your shirt off.

  • (chuffing)

  • But my brain keeps telling me no

  • But my vajayjay's telling me yes

  • Is that a song?

  • Did I just make that--

  • But my brain keeps telling me no

  • My vajajay's saying yeah

  • Am I John Legend?

  • What up, previous collab reference?

  • Here's the thing, right,

  • when you're dating someone really hot,

  • you probably subconsciously defend them

  • even when they do act whack.

  • You just like that velvet rope in a museum, just like,

  • "do not come for the art" (chuckles).

  • I think Justin forgot our anniversary.

  • - Rude, you need to dump him.

  • - Okay, calm down, he's such a great guy.

  • - How long have you been waiting for that text back?

  • - Four hours.

  • But give him a break he's going through a really tough time.

  • - Why?

  • - Okay, well first of all, he ordered a pizza yesterday

  • and they accidentally put pineapple on it.

  • That's a lot.

  • - Are you serious?

  • - Yeah, and he's just had a really rough childhood.

  • When he was growing up, his aunt had a gluten allergy

  • and it was really tough on him, so, back off, okay?

  • Like, girl, what you out here trying to suggest right now?

  • Don't be out here trying to take away

  • the one good thing I have

  • with your uncalled for common sense.

  • You best be a good friend and tell me to shut the f up

  • because I done won the jackpot, girl, stop it.

  • Because we're gonna live happily every after, okay?

  • (chuffing)

  • Wait, no wait, stop stop.

  • That needs to stop moving, do not, do not.

  • You know when this video ends,

  • I'm gonna have to stop pretending

  • that I have a hot boyfriend.

  • Stop, do not, Justin, Justin!

  • Do not cut to the end.

  • (booms)

  • Thank you so much for watching this video with?

  • - I'm Justin Baldoni.

  • - And he's so lovely.

  • Check out his new series called Man Enough,

  • the link is in the description at WeAreManEnough.com.

  • My last collaboration right over there,

  • second vlog channel right over there.

  • Make sure you subscribe

  • because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

  • One love superwoman, that is a wrap, and zoop.

  • Ah (crunching), I love you.

  • - I love you.

- Rent, who is she?

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