字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to another try not to laugh challenge now I know in the past I've done very poorly at this but this time I've taken measures to make sure I don't ever ever laugh or yet again feel joy inside of my soul So with that being said I'm ready to get started on this what've you got for me? in this day and age where joy is non-existent inside my body [Music Starts] Some [Door Slam] Body once told me the world is gonna [Mark plays the video again, trying not to lose it] [And fails] Oh boy! OH BOY! Were off to a good start aren't we [Next Video] You mother*ckers are gonna kill all my lilies [SpongeBob peeking through a hole] Hi Squidward, wanna play? [Gunshot] [x2] [Death? Scream] [Calm down mark...] Mmmmmm naht funny Naaaaaaht funny [Next Video] Hi The easy way to say Yeeeeeeeeee Is to say Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [Mark Snickers] Yoy? [Mark fails the challenge again] Oh no no it's too early for this [Next Video] A bird is yelling into a plastic cup And again And again.... Still going Plz stawp [Thank you mark] Nah not funny I do that on my own too I scream into random objects that I find on the street People don't think I'm funny [Next] More screaming birds I can do that too you know Hi! You're insane! [Mark snorts] [No mark, not now] Nope Can you say 'hello'? Hello [Not you mark] Lemme smash [Next Video] [Music Starts] Déjà Vu [More Music] Something is horribly wrong with the truck behind us [Déjà Vu Music again] That's not funny at all why am I laughing at that that's not funny [Sure mark] [More Déjà Vu Music] What is this god damned song? Stop playing this god damn song It's not funny Don't do it [Déjà Vu] God f*cking damnit [I love this one] [Déjà Vu] STAWP There's no need for this! [^] [Slap] [Slapping Time] [One more for good measure] Ahhhhh nope no no no no no no no not funny The atmosphere in this crowd they've only come here for one thing that is to COME that is to watch what is about to happen uh, behind me in just about a minutes time will it be spectacular? [I don't know] YES! [Alright then .-.] [Next] Hi I'm Jack Cameron [Fridge out of nowhere] Need a good refrigerator? [Next] [Music Starts] [RAVE DANCE] [Umm Mark?] [Mark?] Phew, ok [Next] Old people are the greatest! They're full of wisdom and experience B*tch Oooooo [Splash] [Is that laughing?] [I can't tell] [That is] [Next] Time to kick gum and chew ass [Narrator starts laughing] And I'm... and i'm all out of ass [Narrator and mark laughing] F*ckin' Dick Kickem [Next] The post on 4Chan uses a profile picture of what appears to be the Grinch in a mask holding a gun Uhh yeah Pepe the Grinch [Next Video] [Distorted laughs] Will, dad is going to kill you Me, wha, why? [Teleport sound] [Japanese?] [Booooooom] [Next] Scanning Bzzzzzzzzzz Control Bzzzzzzzz Manipulate scientific data Space noises Takeover blast control World government More space noises Shutdown infrastructure [More space] Ship everything to China More random noises Look at this person [Mark failing the challenge again...] [More failure] Why was that funny? Why was that funny to me gawd I've been I've been doing great [Sure mark] Gawd I've been doing f*ckin' fantastic Why was that the thing that got me? [Next] TF2 Meet the spy He could be in this very room It could be you It could be me It could even be... JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!! [Next] [More TF2] Hello? Hey what's up? I need your help can you come here? Uh I can't I'm buying clothes Alright well hurry up and come over here Uh I can't find them What do you mean you can't find them? I can't find them theres only soup What do you mean theres only soup It means there's only soup WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP ISLE ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME There's more soup What do you mean there's more soup There's just more soup Go into the next isle There's still soup Where are you right now?! I'm at soup! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?! I MEAN I'M AT SOUP WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?! I'M AT THE SOUP STORE WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES IN THE SOUP STORE!??!?!?!?!?!?! F*CK YOU [Mark fails again] [Next] Why don't we just relax? Go turn on the radio Would you like Am or Floo [Mark this is meant to be try not to laugh .-.] [Laughing again] [Strange Growling noises] [Mark loses it as strange noises continue] [Next]Oh yeah, I know this one Help please, someone [Splat] I'm going to die Boooom [Mark loses again] It's a f*ckin' classic My god I love that one [Next] I appear to have invented... a knife wielding tentacle Uhhhh If anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off That'd be just fine by me [Mark loses again, I've already lost count] Uhhh f*ck alright [Next] A Cat's mouth is making machine gun noises [Really Mark......] Oh that was it? [Next]This guy moaned at least this loud [._. I don't even...] [How am I meant to subtitle this? ._.] [The screaming continues] [Mark loses again, though I'm with him this time] I don't know what the... Why was that guy moaning? As an example Of all the things you should do in the... In a story telling fashion You don't recite the moan [Next] I'm a pioneer I'm an explorer I'm a human And I'm comin' I'm animated My heart's big I like to EAT I like to fight I like to f*ck [beep] I like to have children I got a life force It's got hot cum Goin' through it fast I like to EAT children I'm a throwback I'm settin' fires everywhere I'm a human And I'm co..... [Cuts out] ( ゚-゚) [Mark laughs... again] [The Final Video] [Kill La Kill music starts] Yeah! Yeah!! Yeah!!! [Music fades out] Wait no don't go away! That guy's a god damn hero That guy gave more inspiration than I could ever hope to give [Not true mark (=°ω°=)] Like the best ending I could have possibly asked for In this video I guess that's it then so you gotta do as he tells you Never give up! No matter what just try a little harder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Try to not laugh next time because if you did in this one my god I can't believe you But there's always next time So I guess I'll end this one here and uh just thank you everybody so much for watching Let me know what you though of this one down in the comments below I love doin' these ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's a lot of work to sift through the bad ones to get to the funny but it's always worth it in the end so I hope you enjoyed it Let me know if you want to see more of this and thanks again for watching And as always I will see you In the next video Buh Bye!!!!!!!
A2 初級 米 笑わないようにしよう チャレンジ #5 (Try Not To Laugh Challenge #5) 598 25 oliver zero に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日 シェア シェア 保存 報告 動画の中の単語