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Hello everybody my name is Markiplier
and welcome back to another try not to laugh challenge
now I know in the past I've done very poorly at this
but this time I've taken measures
to make sure I don't ever ever laugh
or yet again feel joy inside of my soul
So with that being said I'm ready
to get started on this
what've you got for me?
in this day and age where joy is non-existent
inside my body
[Music Starts] Some
[Door Slam] Body once told me the world is gonna
[Mark plays the video again, trying not to lose it]
[And fails]
Oh boy!
OH BOY!
Were off to a good start aren't we
[Next Video] You mother*ckers are gonna
kill all my lilies
[SpongeBob peeking through a hole]
Hi Squidward, wanna play?
[Gunshot]
[x2]
[Death? Scream]
[Calm down mark...]
Mmmmmm naht funny
Naaaaaaht funny
[Next Video] Hi
The easy way to say
Yeeeeeeeeee
Is to say
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[Mark Snickers]
Yoy?
[Mark fails the challenge again]
Oh no no it's too early for this
[Next Video] A bird is yelling into a plastic cup
And again
And again....
Still going
Plz stawp
[Thank you mark] Nah not funny
I do that on my own too
I scream into random objects that
I find on the street
People don't think I'm funny
[Next] More screaming birds
I can do that too you know
Hi!
You're insane!
[Mark snorts]
[No mark, not now]
Nope
Can you say 'hello'?
Hello [Not you mark]
Lemme smash
[Next Video] [Music Starts]
Déjà Vu
[More Music]
Something is horribly wrong with the truck behind us
[Déjà Vu Music again]
That's not funny at all why am I laughing at that
that's not funny [Sure mark]
[More Déjà Vu Music]
What is this god damned song?
Stop playing this god damn song
It's not funny
Don't do it
[Déjà Vu]
God f*cking damnit
[I love this one]
[Déjà Vu]
STAWP
There's no need for this!
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[Slap]
[Slapping Time]
[One more for good measure]
Ahhhhh nope no no no no no no no not funny
The atmosphere in this crowd
they've only come here for one thing
that is to
COME
that is to watch what is about to happen
uh, behind me
in just about a minutes time
will it be spectacular? [I don't know]
YES! [Alright then .-.]
[Next] Hi I'm Jack Cameron
[Fridge out of nowhere]
Need a good refrigerator?
[Next] [Music Starts]
[RAVE DANCE]
[Umm Mark?]
[Mark?]
Phew, ok
[Next] Old people are the greatest!
They're full of wisdom and experience
B*tch
Oooooo [Splash]
[Is that laughing?]
[I can't tell]
[That is]
[Next] Time to kick gum and chew ass
[Narrator starts laughing]
And I'm... and i'm all out of ass
[Narrator and mark laughing]
F*ckin' Dick Kickem
[Next] The post on 4Chan uses
a profile picture of what appears to be
the Grinch in a mask holding a gun
Uhh yeah Pepe the Grinch
[Next Video] [Distorted laughs]
Will, dad is going to kill you
Me, wha, why?
[Teleport sound]
[Japanese?]
[Booooooom]
[Next] Scanning
Bzzzzzzzzzz
Control
Bzzzzzzzz
Manipulate scientific data
Space noises
Takeover blast control
World government
More space noises
Shutdown infrastructure
[More space]
Ship everything to China
More random noises
Look at this person
[Mark failing the challenge again...]
[More failure]
Why was that funny?
Why was that funny to me gawd I've been
I've been doing great [Sure mark]
Gawd I've been doing f*ckin' fantastic
Why was that the thing that got me?
[Next] TF2 Meet the spy
He could be in this very room
It could be you
It could be me
It could even be...
JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!
[Next] [More TF2]
Hello?
Hey what's up?
I need your help can you come here?
Uh I can't I'm buying clothes
Alright well hurry up and come over here
Uh I can't find them
What do you mean you can't find them?
I can't find them theres only soup
What do you mean theres only soup
It means there's only soup
WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP ISLE
ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME
There's more soup
What do you mean there's more soup
There's just more soup
Go into the next isle
There's still soup
Where are you right now?!
I'm at soup!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!
I MEAN I'M AT SOUP
WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
I'M AT THE SOUP STORE
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES IN THE SOUP STORE!??!?!?!?!?!?!
F*CK YOU
[Mark fails again]
[Next] Why don't we just relax?
Go turn on the radio
Would you like Am or Floo
[Mark this is meant to be try not to laugh .-.]
[Laughing again]
[Strange Growling noises]
[Mark loses it as strange noises continue]
[Next]Oh yeah, I know this one
Help please, someone
[Splat]
I'm going to die
Boooom
[Mark loses again]
It's a f*ckin' classic
My god I love that one
[Next]
I appear to have invented...
a knife wielding tentacle
Uhhhh
If anybody would like to volunteer
to come and turn it off
That'd be just fine by me
[Mark loses again, I've already lost count]
Uhhh f*ck alright
[Next] A Cat's mouth is making machine gun noises
[Really Mark......]
Oh that was it?
[Next]This guy moaned at least this loud
[._. I don't even...]
[How am I meant to subtitle this? ._.]
[The screaming continues]
[Mark loses again, though I'm with him this time]
I don't know what the...
Why was that guy moaning?
As an example
Of all the things you should do in the...
In a story telling fashion
You don't recite the moan
[Next] I'm a pioneer
I'm an explorer
I'm a human
And I'm comin'
I'm animated
My heart's big
I like to EAT
I like to fight
I like to f*ck [beep]
I like to have children
I got a life force
It's got hot cum
Goin' through it fast
I like to EAT children
I'm a throwback
I'm settin' fires everywhere
I'm a human
And I'm co..... [Cuts out]
( ゚-゚)
[Mark laughs... again]
[The Final Video]
[Kill La Kill music starts]
Yeah!
Yeah!!
Yeah!!!
[Music fades out] Wait no don't go away!
That guy's a god damn hero
That guy gave more inspiration than I could ever hope to give [Not true mark (=°ω°=)]
Like the best ending I could have possibly asked for
In this video
I guess that's it then so you gotta do as he tells you
Never give up!
No matter what just try a little harder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Try to not laugh next time because if you did in this one my god
I can't believe you
But there's always next time
So I guess I'll end this one here
and uh just thank you everybody so much for watching
Let me know what you though of this one down in the comments below
I love doin' these ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It's a lot of work to sift through the bad ones to get to the funny
but it's always worth it in the end
so I hope you enjoyed it
Let me know if you want to see more of this and thanks again for watching
And as always I will see you
In the next video
Buh Bye!!!!!!!