A HOLY DAY.

MAYBE EVEN AN A-HOLY DAY.

HIS HOLINESS MET HIS BIGLINESS

AT THE VATICAN TODAY.

PRESIDENT TRUMP HAPPENED TO BE

IN ITALY SO HE STOPPED BY TO SAY

HELLO TO POPE FRANCIS.

IT WENT WELL.

THERE ARE NO MAJOR INCIDENTS.

TRUMP FELT VERY A THE HOME AT

THE VATICAN.

HE SAID IT REMINDED HIM OF ONE

OF THE BATHROOMS AT HIS HOUSE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THE POPE MADE IT CLEAR HE WOULD

LIKE OUR PRESIDENT TO JOIN HIM

IN PROMOTING PEACE, GIVING AID

TO THE POOR, AND PROTECTING OUR

ENVIRONMENT.

THE POPE IS VERY PERSUASIVE.

UNFORTUNATELY, TRUMP IS ONLY IN

YEAR 70 OF HIS 100-YEAR DEAL

WITH THE DEVIL RIGHT NOW.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND HE'S GOT A NO-TRADE CLAUSE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IT'S VERY UNLIKELY HE WOULD

SWITCH TEAMS.

YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SEE POPE

FRANCIS WITH A WORLD LEADER, AND

HE MEETS A LOT OF THEM, IT'S

EASY TO READ INTO IT.

HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH OF A

"POPER" FACE, I GUESS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HERE HE IS WITH GERMAN

CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL, HAPPY.

PRESIDENT PUTIN, NOT TOO

THRILLED.

WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, LAUGHING

IT UP.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

AND FINALLY, HERE HE IS WITH THE

TRUMPS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT LOOKS LESS LIKE A MEETING,

MORE LIKE THE TRUMP FAMILY

PASSED AWAY AND THEY DON'T KNOW

IT YET.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHEN THE PRESIDENT AND POPE WERE

TOGETHER -- ROLL THAT CLIP.

IT'S INTERESTING.

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, PROFESSIONAL

ISSUES ASIDE ON A PERSONAL

LEVEL, MEETING THE POPE WAS A

BIG DEAL FOR DONALD TRUMP.

AND WE'VE SEEN HOW THINGS HAVE

BEEN GOING BETWEEN HIM AND

MELANIA LATELY.

SO WHEN TRUMP REACHED OUT --

[ LAUGHTER ]

I KNOW HE HAD TO BE

DISAPPOINTED.

THE POPE WOULDN'T HOLD HIS HAND

EITHER.

POOR GUY.

HE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED.

HE JUST WANTS TO BE TOUCHED,

THAT'S ALL.

NOT ONLY DID TRUMP AND THE POPE

EXCHANGE PLEASANTRIES, THEY

EXCHANGED GIFTS.

>> AT THE VATICAN THE LEADERS

EXCHANGED GIFTS.

THE POPE GAVE THE PRESIDENT A

COLLECTION OF WRITINGS, AS WELL

AS A MEDAL DEPICTING AN OLIVE

BRANCH, THE SYMBOL OF PEACE.

AND PRESIDENT TRUMP GAVE THE

PONTIFF A "MAKE AMERICA GREAT

AGAIN" HAT.

AND A BOX OF TRUMP STEAKS.

>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S -- YOU KNOW

WHAT, THAT'S NICE.

SO AFTER THEIR MEETING, TRUMP

SAID HE WOULD NEVER FORGET WHAT

THE POPE TOLD HIM.

THEN HE IMMEDIATELY FORGOT WHAT

THE POPE TOLD HIM.

BUT HE DID -- THIS IS

INTERESTING, RIGHT AFTER THE

MEETING HE DID TAKE SOME TIME TO

CHANGE HIS BANNER HEADER ON

TWITTER.

FOR REAL.

THIS IS WHAT HE DID.

LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS.

IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO FIRE

THE POPE, RIGHT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

OR MAYBE VICE VERSA, I DON'T

KNOW.

TRUMP'S MEETING WITH THE POPE

LASTED ABOUT A HALF HOUR.

WHILE WE DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT

WHAT WAS SAID, FOX NEWS WAS ABLE

TO CATCH A LITTLE SNIPPET.

>> THE DOOR OF THE MEETING HAS

OPENED.

WE'RE NOW SEEING THE BACK OF THE

FIRST LADY AND THE PRESIDENT.

AND THE POPE STANDING THERE

TOGETHER.

ASKING OUR PRODUCER, ARE THERE

ANY -- IS THERE ANY SOUND COMING

FROM VATICAN TELEVISION?

CAN WE LISTEN IN A LITTLE BIT?

>> WHEN YOU'RE A STAR THEY LET

YOU DO IT, GRAB THEM BY THE

[ BLEEP ].

>> Jimmy: WHAT?

OH, COME ON.

[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ]

IS NOTHING SACRED?

FOX NEWS COVERAGE OF THIS TODAY,

IF YOU ARE VISITING FROM ANOTHER

PLANET AND TURNED ON FOX NEWS

YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHICH OF

THESE GUYS WAS THE HOLY ONE.

LISTEN TO ALL THIS SLOBBERING.

>> TWO MEN WHO PUT A GREAT VALUE

ON MAKING OTHERS FEEL

COMFORTABLE AND A GREAT VALUE ON

THEIR OWN INTERPERSONAL SKILLS.

>> I WONDER IF THEY WILL HUG,

THAT IS SOMETHING YOU WOULD

TYPICALLY SEE IN THE VATICAN?

I'M JUST POINTING OUT THE FACT

THAT OUR PRESIDENT IS AN

AFFECTIONATE GUY.

>> THE POPE IS VERY AFFECTIONATE

TOO.

>> THIS IS AMAZING.

WE'RE LOOKING AT THE LEADER OF

THE FREE WORLD, THE LEADER OF

THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, WHO SHARES

SO MANY MUTUAL INTERESTS, AND

WHO ARE BOTH BELIEVERS.

THESE ARE MEN OF GOD.

>> PRESIDENT TRUMP IS A VERY

FRIENDLY PERSON.

WHEN HE MEETS WITH HEADS OF

STATE OR OTHER PRESIDENTS,

OFTENTIMES THEY WILL SHAKE

HANDS.

SOMETIMES THE PRESIDENT ACTUALLY

DOES TEND TO DO -- I LIKE TO

JOKE AND CALL ATE REACH-AROUND.

>> Jimmy: WHAT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

THIS SEXUAL HARASSMENT AT FOX

NEWS IS OUT OF CONTROL.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THEY NEED TO CALM DOWN.