Name: 日本のCMに反応するYouTuberたち（第9回 (YouTubers React to Japanese Commercials (Ep #9))
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T05:40:18.000Z
Duration: 9 min 33 s

What? Is it nema- it's sushi! Nigiri sushi!

I don't wanna sound racist, but how very Asian.

We're in that weird part of the internet again, aren't we?

またネットの変なとこ 見せやがって

Trying to find a way to get your childrem to eat?

子供に食べさせたら 死ぬほど怖がるぞ

Wow. That one actually made a lot more sense than the others.

If a strange man in a turtle costume is chasing you: he has candy.

“カメ男が追いかけてきたら キャンディもらえる”

This reminds me of like, Battle Royale for some reason.

どこか「バトル・ロワイアル」みたい

Awwwww, look at that. That's not terrifying.

Oh wow. [mimics ad] Taberu! - that means 'eat it'

We need more commercials like this in the states.

Is that a real dog? Is that a real boy? What is reality?

何が本当なんだ 日本よ、やめてくれ!

This is so messed up. I've seen a gif of that!

Jump shot! That's the only way to ever end a video.

You sit here and you show me all these sh*t videos

ジャンプ! CMの最後にふさわしい

and then one time, finally, you bring me some gold.

ここではクソ動画ばかり 見せられたけど―

Something I've never seen before that I really enjoy.

ようやく素晴らしいものを 見せてもらった

[Finebros ] - So, what country were those commercials from? -

カナダだね カナダのCMはクレイジー

We're Chinese, by the way. There's a difference.

Definitely Canada. Canadian commercials are ca-razy.

[Finebros] So, let's talk about the sushi commercial. Thoughts about it?

塗料かぶって 何が始まるのかと

僕も塗料をかぶったら 必ず女性の上に乗るよ

広告主は あれで スシ食べたくなると思うのか?

The girl poured the white stuff on her face and I was just

Whenever I douse myself in paint, I drape myself over a woman.

Why do these advertisers think that that's gonna make

I'm pretty sure Harley's gonna really enjoy that one.

日本らしい ペドベアーみたいだ

That was great. That was a good commercial.

[Finebros] And what about the gummy sours commercials?

アメリカなら 親が怒るだろうね

Oh, is that what is was? I never got what it was.

“大人が子供を 追いかけるなんて!”

カメが配るキャンディを喜ぶ 子供を別のカメが追いかけてた

It's so Japan, it's like pedo-bear, but for candies, and it's turtles.

People in America would, like, parents would get pissed off

最初は 大きなカメ1匹と子供たち

saying: 'this is inappropriate, showing an adult chasing children.'

次は 大きな子1人と 小さなカメ1匹

A turtle man chasing children that didn't seem to mind that

a giant, terrifying turtle man was feeding them candy.

We should really just think about that sentence for a second.

個人的にはデート相手を 探す自分みたいだった

I didn't understand; there was a big turtle and little kids

and then there was a big kid, and a little turtle.

It reminded me personally a lot of what it's like when I'm

見てる間 避妊薬を増やして 医者の予約を取った

[Finebros] And how about the commercial with the little

あれもだよ なぜ食べたくなると思うのか

baby things that were terrifying the child?

キューピーは日本一の 赤ちゃん人形なの

ホラー映画みたいに したらいいよ

I ... during it made an appointment to go see my doctor