Name: Susie Wiles Dishes On Trump & Top Officials | The Ballroom Bunker | Cockroach Spies
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Welcome, one and all, ladies and gentlemen, to the Late Show.

And ladies and gentlemen, If there's one thing Donald Trump wants, it's a hamburger.

If there's a second thing, though, it would be to make you think that you're crazy.

That's why periodically, I like to remind all of you that you're not crazy.

And today in the pages of Vanity Fair, they confirmed it.

Over the last year, Vanity Fair has conducted 11 on the record interviews with Trump's chair, a woman named Susie Wiles.

The article dropped today, and Suzy dished bish.

People are kind of shocked by how frank she was.

She started with her boss, even though he doesn't drink.

Wiles says Trump has an alcoholic's personality.

I believe that, and frankly, I think it's amazing he doesn't drink because he sure sounds like it.

An anomalous, really, an anonymous electrocution.

As a result, we just set another stock rocket.

You're gonna see some statistics coming out.

So for the last 11 months, we have watched Trump politicize the Justice Department in unprecedented ways to go after his political enemies like.

But Wiles assured the interviewer that Trump is not constantly thinking about retribution.

But she also said in some cases, it may look like retribution, and

there may be an element of that from time to time.

I really thought the fingers would do it.

Now, Wiles also defended her boss, sort of admitting that Trump was on Epstein's plane.

They were, you know, sort of young, single, whatever.

I know it's a passe word, but sort of young, single playboys together.

Yes, Young single, sometimes married playboys in their 40s and 50s.

Couple of carefree rapscallions partying with teenage girls and splitting a box of cologuard.

Asked in December about Trump falling asleep in all those cabinet meetings.

He's got his eyes closed and his head leaned back.

His head's leaned back, little drool in the corner of his mouth.

He keeps muttering, honk shoe, honk, shoe.

Every once in a while, his legs move like he's chasing a rabbit, you know, not asleep.

According to Wiles, it's part of her job.

She keeps a freestanding video monitor next to the fireplace in her West Wing office with a live feed of Trump's social media posts.

So there's fire and a constant stream of Trump social media posts.

Meiles was far less generous to former first buddy Elon Musk, since he's an avowed ketamine user and he sleeps in a sleeping bag in the executive office building in the daytime.

Well, okay, we don't know that he's sleeping.

He could just be leaning back with his eyes closed in his awake bag.

In the interview, Wiles attacked Musk's destruction of usaid, which until this year distributed tons of vital aid to the world's poorest.

She went after the way Musk eviscerated their budget, saying no rational person could think the USAID process was a good one.

Well, good for her for speaking out now that it's way too late.

Explains why the first aid choking signs in the White House say step one, point.

Does seem to have a soft spot for one cabinet member.

She referred to HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. As my Bobby.

And quirky Bobby, my God, how does he have this effect on women?

I mean, it's like they take one look into his blue.

His blue, blue, like, like glacier blue eyes.

I mean, he's so, he's, he's so, he's so quirky.

Along with the article, Vanity Fair published some of the most harrowing photos of the Trump administration to date.

And evidently they threw on a camera lens that they borrowed from the Hubble Space Telescope.

Cuz here's Susie Wiles, not sure what's happening.

It looks like she's watching Stephen Miller unhinge his jaw to swallow a Labradoodle.

They also, they also published this photo of J.D.

vance that is, that is actually the view from the space between the couch cushions.

It was a photo of Caroline Levitt that is so detailed that you can see what some speculate are injection sites for her lip filler.

The black mamba, the brown mamba, and the viper from Peru.

Now Trump, he's going full speed ahead on his plan to replace the entire East Wing with his big dumb golden ballroom, even though the National Trust is presently trying to stop him with a lawsuit.

In response, the administration is saying the ballroom construction is a matter of national security, probably because the East Wing had sat atop an emergency operations bunker for the President.

So now they need to build the ballroom to cover the bunker.

That is going to make for some weird party vibes.