spoilers.

VOICE (CONT'D) In a world where movies have been

replaced by TV as the medium for grown ups...

VOICE (CONT'D) Comes the best HBO-style drama that

can't use the F-word or show any bewbs...

VOICE (CONT'D) ...yet is so good, it got TV snobs

to finally shut up about The Wire.

VOICE (CONT'D) Breaking Bad.

VOICE (CONT'D) The show so powerful you binge

watch it on Netflix... So all- consuming you push it on your

friends even if they don't watch TV... and so addicting you can't

shut up about it.

VOICE (CONT'D) It's basically like drugs.

VOICE (CONT'D) Journey to scenic New Mexico, because

state tax laws made it much cheaper to film in than Los Angeles.

VOICE (CONT'D) And meet chemistry teacher Walter

White. He's got the kind of cancer that makes you cough. A lot.

VOICE (CONT'D) He'll cook crystal meth to pay for

his expensive cancer treatment... then to save money for his

family... and then just because.

VOICE (CONT'D) So awesome!

VOICE (CONT'D) Meet his partner Jesse Pinkman, a

Juggalo without the makeup who prefers the formal term for female dog.

VOICE (CONT'D) Together, they'll battle some of

television's greatest villains:

VOICE (CONT'D) All of which happen to be angry

latino men.

VOICE (CONT'D) Ay yi yi!

VOICE (CONT'D) But that's not all, Walt's also got

drama at home.

VOICE (CONT'D) There's his annoying wife Skyler...

who at first you wish would just go away.

VOICE (CONT'D) Then later will wish she could just

get away, since she's married to a complete sociopath

VOICE (CONT'D) There's also a baby who shows up

when its convenient.

VOICE (CONT'D) A son who...we're not sure if we're allowed

to make fun of...

VOICE (CONT'D) And a brother-in-law cop who's

terrible at telling jokes...and even worse at recognizing that his

own family is running a crystal meth empire.

VOICE (CONT'D) Prepare for five epic seasons

packed with awesome unforgettable moments...

VOICE (CONT'D) Aw man that was awesome right

there.

VOICE (CONT'D) That was freakin cool

VOICE (CONT'D) Oh man that was so good!

VOICE (CONT'D) But you'll also have to sit through

a lot of this...

VOICE (CONT'D) Yeah I guess that did take a long time to pay off

VOICE (CONT'D) But that made it totally worth it!

VOICE (CONT'D) Get ready for a show where anyone

can be killed at any time, and in any way...

VOICE From box cutter...

VOICE To bike lock...

VOICE (CONT'D) To ATM machine...

VOICE (CONT'D) To decapitated-head turtle-bomb....

VOICE (CONT'D) To exploding grandpa.

VOICE (CONT'D) To Jimi Hendrixing.

VOICE (CONT'D) To Pontiac Aztec.

VOICE (CONT'D) Now that's product placement.

VOICE (CONT'D) Starring...

VOICE (CONT'D) Breakfast

VOICE (CONT'D) P.O.V. Shots!

VOICE (CONT'D) The Color Purple

VOICE (CONT'D) Corpse barrels

VOICE (CONT'D) Bald Guys.

VOICE (CONT'D) Foreshadowing

VOICE (CONT'D) Magnets

VOICE (CONT'D) Rocks

VOICE (CONT'D) Er... Minerals.

VOICE (CONT'D) Roof Pizza

VOICE (CONT'D) Half of Mr. Show

VOICE (CONT'D) Malcom's Dad

VOICE (CONT'D) and the world's greatest Price is

Right contestant

VOICE (CONT'D) Breaking Bad

.

VOICE (CONT'D) Seriously, you better tune in fast

or be ostracized by white

people...it's pretty much all they

ever talk about.