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*Anthony's sexy walk* Now that I'm creating videos on my own as true
YouTuber for the first time in years, I set out to find what it means to be a youtuber in 2017
Clickbait Anthony, clickbait
I've been out of the loop for years now, and I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing now
Hey what's up you guys? Hey guys, what's up? Hey what's up guys? Hey! What's up you guys? Yes!
I'm gonna be famous I'm gonna be famous
Hey, what's up you guys?
Fuck!
I contacted thousands of YouTubers
No one agreed, and I realized I should probably reword my email
A few agreed to teach me anything I wanted to know. After weeks of preparation,
I put on my best interviewer shirt and traveled the world to learn how to really be a YouTuber in 2017.
Hi
Hey, sorry I'm late Joey. Thank you so much for for responding to my email.
Yeah! Uh huh
Hey Jon! Thank you so much, I'm sorry I'm late.
Dude, don't worry about it
Sorry I'm late. Hey Anna
Sorry I'm late.
That's okay
We shake it okay?
Thank you so much for doing this, thank you
Very welcome
Well welcome to my home
I love what you did to the place
Uh huh. That's nice
Sorry... can you help me?
Oh, sure you just move it up. I prefer not to touch
No touching
Hey
Hey, hey sup
It's a long flight
hey hey guys oh hi!
Yeah, sorry I'm late
We've been waiting for half an hour
What is he wearing?
Seeing as how,
Every one of your videos gets about 50 million views I wanted to just ask your advice on some stuff.
Oh well
What do you wanna know?
First question what's it like to be a youtuber in 2017?
It's sometimes hell, because it's so life consuming.
I eat a lot of ice cream. Okay. I cry a lot I
Haven't made a video since 2016 technically so I don't really I don't know what that question is
Is that it is that it dig on me or
Feels like you need to be all the time like super active?
It's like two or three, five videos a day if you can
Three to five?
Say goodbye to your family, your dog, your cat and
Just go to work.
So no more family. Okay,
What's what's the hardest part about being youtuber in 2017?
Finding the will to live
Um it's probably having to do brand deals.
Do you do it?
Yeah, often but it's only because that's what needs to be done for me to be a millionaire
If there's one thing you learned the hard way on Youtube., what would that be?
People will always be offended by what you say
I'm honestly not racist, but will I make fun of white people for the words they use
Like I just made a white joke to you before we started shooting, but when you-
That was a joke?
Okay, good. Good to know.
Don't mix business and pleasure
Okay, so you sleep around the Youtube community and get a reputation
Did you do that?
Yes
Can I ask with who?
I didn't see their faces was the big thing, it was just a big hole
Right if I were to say like
Flabbergasted would you-
Thats- see, yeah you're white, thats a white thing
Is it?
Yeah
What if I'd say
Uh, this is bamboozled
*Laugh*
So it was just like a bathroom stall at Vidcon?
Yes, yes, I thought it was one of the booths, but
Um, apparently petroleum Jelly does not advertise at Vidcon
What should I make the thumbnail and title of this video in order to ensure I'll get enough views that
I won't have to move back into my mom's basement?
Definitely exploit everyone that you have in this video
"This video should be deleted"
Or "They don't want you to see this"
Right
That type of thing
"I'm probably going to delete this"
Yesssss
We could both get naked and blur it out on the thumbnail, thats a big one
I think the thing that people like to do with me is analyze my love life
So maybe could be like the secret about my newest relationship. Okay? Yeah
So be like
You should put brackets at the end of the title saying gone sexual. (I LOVE DAN AND PHIL SO MUCH I JUST HAD TO SAY IT ON HERE)
Accident, death
Oh sorry, almost choked to death (on what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
I can make that the title, I almost choked to death
The problem is people don't really care about you yet
And I don't think we should trick people thinking that we're in a relationship
Yeah, it's just I have a boyfriend
D-D-D-DENIED
Now if I choked Lily Singh
Right
You have a thumbnail
Lily is in this video
Can you act like you're choking her and I can maybe photoshop it
Um sexual accident
Uh just sexual death, yeah
Everyone you collab with you should kiss
Oh really
What if we like made it look like we were going to kiss in the thumbnail you think that would get views?
Thats a great one, yes
Should I like have a sexual death right now, so it's like
(Both) Yes
(Sexual moaning)
*Dead*
He's trying his best Phil
I'm sorry (for laughing)
That's about right? Yeah.
Okay. You need to be watching from the sidelines like this.
Oh, okay, okay?
no homo bro
Yes, I'm choking really right here. Yeah, and then you're looking on. Perfect!
(Both) I think we got it.
Thats gold
How should I come up with ideas for my channel now that I have no one and I'm all alone
You can just basically be really popular. It's just following other people's ideas.
Steal from other youtubers. I do it all the time
Recreate it just with you.
Without giving them credit?
Yeah
No? no credit?
No.
That's what youtube is about baby.
Oh, just doing what other people have done.
Yeah
Hmm.
You were saying that you're alone now
You could always start some youtube drama
Can do you think you guys can help me start some drama
Go Phil, go
You look like
A weasel that's been crying
Shit man. I mean that started it.
Did you hear what-did you hear what this
Emo said about me (airhorn)
What kind of video would you like to see me make now that I'm all alone
Um, I think you were onto something
With the pokemon
Yeah
Bullshit
Definitely no shirt.
No shirt
Yeah like just came out of the shower
No shirt, so you got that glisten going on
Oh okay?
Yeah
I'm okay with no talk-like a silent film, like a silent shirtless film
(Both) Follow the trends
And you will find the views
Slime videos do really well
Slime?
Yeah! Have you ever made slime?
(Both) More Pokemon
More lip-synching, more Pokemon lip syncs with your best friend?
I mean truly, I think you're half of a whole here
Hot knife?
Maybe not hot knife anymore.
I think imma try to bring hot knife back. It's been a while
Hot spoon?
Hot spoon!
And then maybe you could like lip-sync to some like theme songs
Like but there's a problem there because
(Both) Copyright
Write your own theme song
I'll do it right now
*Anthony beat-boxing*
Anthony~, he's alone
*Silence*
True
A bath full of stuff
Bath full?
Yeah, literally, just fill your bathtub up with something
Do you think it would be good for me to get in the bath full of stuff and
Look directly at the camera and say "I'm feeling so bath-full"
*Laughing*
Yeah
Yeah?
Okay
You know every youtuber has this thing that they embrace that makes them stand out. What is it for me?
I think you have a symmetrical face
That's not true
Well you used to have the hair, but now you don't
Well you chop the hair off leaving me alone
Phil for gods sake
Drop it
Um
We had the same hairstyle, we all-we stayed together
Because I copied your hairstyle
You copied my hairstyle?
Yeah, I would actually go to the hairdresser with a picture of you and be like I want this haircut
No, you did not
Yeah
No you did not
Yeah
No you did not
Yes
What?
Why
Are you serious?
Yeah
What?
What!?
If you could come up with a slogan for my channel, what do you think it should be?
A good one for you-ooh this is a good one
Its okay if you can't pronounce my last name
It used to be shut up. So now it could be keep talking
Keep talking?
Yeah
Don't shut up
One half of something great
One half of something great?
Yeah
Subscribe so I'm not homeless. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta say it like you you mean it like
Good
I'm-I'm hungry
At the beginning of my video I'd be like "keep talking!"
*Laugh*
Like that?
No, maybe not
Thats bad.
Do you know what it [how to pronounce his last name] is?
Padilla (Puh-Dilluh)?
No
(Lilly tries to pronounce Anthony's last name)
*Laughing*
One half of something great
(Both) One half of something great!
One half of something-
I messed up
For the record it padilla put another [El] tortilla. Yes, Adelia [Dom]
What types of comments should I expect so now that I'm doing things on my own here?
Maybe that it's not as good as smaug always good. You're not you're nothing without [an]
Probably a lot of people want you to commit a brutal suicide
Just like lots of people saying kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself. I want to kill you
[I] don't [know] my comments were [like] I can't wait for more. Wow. Where's the next video? You suck?
Your [hair] [cut] socks the haircut sucks like basically everything about you is going to suck that
They want to do inappropriate sexual things, too
- we know both
He looks like that one guy from Smosh a little bit
But older right yeah, do you think I'll lose viewers if I'm open about the [fact] that I'm almost 30 years old
Turkey should I believe it what dirty looks like I may not be famous, but they say dress for the job you want true
So, okay, well okay, then
How old [are] you shall [we]?
14 years over team yes, you think that's good. Yeah for the job. I want dress for the job
You want doesn't mean I want your job or I want you at this point?
The universe is expanding at a rate of 67 kilometers per second and in
106 Tilian Years all the matter in the Universe will dissipate at thermal [equilibrium]
Sex tape tape sex tape you need a sex tape is that a question. [I] just wanted you to know that
About therapy sextillion. It's [a] [wow] heading [^]
You want to get 17 punch in and which is it?
Most popular YouTubers have like a sign out catchphrase or something to do is there something I should do to end my videos
Yeah, if I was you, I would apologize [you] can take mine [was] just stay off and gotha, and I don't like it
They often [Gotham]. I know you don't like [it] without that. I know you don't like it. Oh just those three first words
Yeah, yeah, they often Gotham. Yeah, you can type you can have it I
Don't know just just be a human being for a second of your [life] and take it by honestly, you'll use less Anthony Padilla
right on Slam [Chokeslam]
Yo, you just watch Anthony Padilla Bam Slam choke lay yes
If there's one thing you'd unsubscribe from my channel for doing sure because you're subscribed, right?
Yes, you
Subscribe to smosh I told my channel where this is on [oh], I'm am subscribed. It's monster second channel - this is Anthony Padilla [I]
Was not aware that that was what was going on, and now I'm a little pissed, but you're you are subscribed though, right?
youtube.com Slash Anthony Padilla
oh
Yeah, Joey told me you subscribed, okay?
Next time bring Joey and we don't need cameras, and then we'll just do whatever happens
That would be more valuable to me at this point than what is going on here. You know what I mean
Yeah, but you're subscribed I?
Know I'm subscribed
How can I win your heart?
More shirtless [thumbnails], or less thumbnail yeah, I just wrote on this
Earlier stinks what smell like sharpies give me headache, okay?
It just smells so bad after
oh
My God, sorry stinks, okay, we subscribed okay? Oh, my God ouch
Does that hurt?
Well, thank you so much for that advice. [I] think I'm good to go yeah. Yeah, sure cool. Do you want your clothes but?
Yeah, can you wash them first? Thank you so much Anna? Yeah?
I appreciate it, and I will see you later [stay] awesome. Gotham stay awesome Gotham. Yes
Can I say to you that you deserve to me or to the camera they awesome Gotham?
Thank you very nice to meet you, and I was grateful
Yeah idea you ever said tortilla. I couldn't afford a hotel. Do you think that I could stay over?
Son well, I guess I was on your couch right there. [well]. This is like. It's like my favorite couch. [I] wouldn't like
You know this is my cat's couch
You're not wiring to [perfection] reach, so you're always weirdly sure we're checking hands right now. Yeah, you're not [actually] touching me
Okay, anthony [out] from chile. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you for touching
Let me go. That's a joke, but I'm glad it's over I
Finally had all the knowledge. I needed it was time for me set out to become a youtuber in 2017
Okay, see you later. Bye guys press [the] like
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