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  • HONEST TRAILER: The Last Airbender

  • VOICE From the once successful director

  • who turned his own name into box- office poison...comes the poorly

  • directed, lazily written, terribly shot, poorly acted, clumsily

  • edited, oddly paced, insulting adaptation of...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) The Last Airbender.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) In crappily converted 3D!

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Prepare for the vibrant world of

  • Nickelodeon's beloved Avatar to get

  • M. Night Shat-upon in the worst cartoon adaptation since Dragonball

  • Evolution.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Watch as the ethnically diverse

  • heroes you know and love are brought to life...as generic white

  • kids!

  • VOICE (CONT'D) And the ethnically diverse

  • villains...stay ethnically diverse

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Wonder in amazement at how a $150

  • million dollar movie ended up with some of the worst special effects

  • ever put to film...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Scenes that weren't lit properly...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) And unknown child actors who are

  • bad even by child actor standards.

  • They haven't been able to conquer big cities like Ba Sing Se

  • but they're making plans I'm sure.

  • So, are you the Avatar?

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Ugh. I hope these kids stayed in

  • school.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Journey across four magical

  • kingdoms, where a chosen few *sort of* have the power to bend the

  • elements to their will

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Firebenders who can't catch

  • anything on fire

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Waterbenders who can't get this guy

  • wet.

  • Water drops on her brother and he's immediately dry

  • VOICE (CONT'D) And Earthbenders who could just as

  • easily have picked up this rock and thrown it.

  • Six Earth benders throw a single rock

  • VOICE (CONT'D) But when the evil firebender Prince

  • Zuko goes on the warpath.

  • BRING ME ALL YOUR ELDERLY

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Humanity's last hope is a boy who

  • can master every element, The Avatar.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Oh man, I wish. No, this pouty one

  • with all the henna tattoos... doing his green-belt karate

  • demonstration.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Join Aang and two unnecessary

  • sidekicks as they struggle to cram 20 episodes of backstory into one

  • movie, with techniques like...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Weird introductions.

  • My name is Katara and I'm the only water bender

  • left in the southern water tribe.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Weird compliments.

  • You are a gifted strategist...Your failure in the

  • 100-day-seige of Bah Sing Se won't be held against you

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Awkward toasts.

  • I wanted to thank General Iro and young Prince Zuko

  • for dining with us...As you know, the fire lord has banished

  • his son the prince and renounced his love of him.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) And a super long Star Wars title

  • crawl.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) You really should just fast-forward

  • through this part.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) And maybe even the whole movie...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Starring...

  • VOICE (CONT'D) This girl

  • VOICE (CONT'D) This Kid

  • VOICE (CONT'D) This other kid

  • VOICE (CONT'D) This Dude

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Who cast this thing?

  • VOICE (CONT'D) Oh the guy from the Daily Show!

  • VOICE (CONT'D) And Slumdog Millionare!

  • VOICE (CONT'D) The Last Airbender

  • VOICE (CONT'D)

  • If you thought this was bad, wait

  • til you see After Earth

  • So, is this the worst M. Night Shyamalan movie?

  • Help us decide

  • by clicking our new Screen Junkies episode.

  • VOICE (CONT'D) "Respect my authoritah!"

  • "There's always money in the banana stand!"

  • "Flawless Victory"

  • "It's clobberin' time!"

  • "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"

  • "Join me and together we can rule the ga"

HONEST TRAILER: The Last Airbender

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