Please, Youtube...

YouTubeよお願いだ

Please...

お願いだ

/noticed me ~/

～よ気づいて

Please, send me Golden Play Button...

金の再生ボタンを送ってください...

Been a- I've been a good boy.

俺にはたくさんの登録者がいる、YouTubeよお前も知ってるだろ

I got a lot of subscribers, you know, Youtube...

俺は最大のチャンネルなんだよ！

You really how to fucking notice me (?)

なんで金の再生ボタン持っちゃいけないの？！

I'm the biggest channel!

俺の登録者数は増え続けていった

Why don't I have a Golden Play But to n?!

数百万から

My numbers kept growing

1000万へと

from millions...

だけど誰も気にしてないのか？！

...to ten millions.

どこにこれを置けば、ったく...

And I thought at least I gave it- give it a- get a Diamond Play Button...

半分に切ったり

But who cares?!

油圧プレスで砕いたり

Who really cares about Diamond Play Button when you can have GOLD?! /so true/

俺はついにゲットしたぞ

Where do I put this down, dammit...

俺は自分の再生ボタンをゲットしたぞ

All these channels that abuse their Play Button...

あの日俺たちは何があったのかを知ってる

well, cut it in half...

壊れてんじゃねーかよ！

/this is too violent/

100万人突破おめでとうございます

They smash it with the hydrolic press...

へーすごいねー

/please stop this torture/

何年前にあったことだよ！

well

なら44個くれよ！

I finally got it.

壊れてた

I got my Play Button.

ただただ俺の心がやられた

We all know what happened that day...

そして、俺は売らなけりゃならなかった

When the fire nation attacked... sorry.

俺は金の再生ボタンを売らなけりゃならなかった　ランダムで見知らぬ人に

Just when I got my Play Button.

今日...すべてを変えてやる

IT'S FUCKING BROKEN!1!

YouTubeから

Congrats for surpassing one million...

パッケージを受け取ったよ

OH, THAT'S COOL いいよ！こいよ！

見てみよう

THAT HAPPENED YEARS AGO

おおお

GIVE ME FORTY FOUR OF THESE!1!!

おおお

It was broken. т_т

そうだー

/depression/

つい

*whispering* Just like my heart.

ついに

It was too hard for me to deal with...

ついに、ここに！

And I had to sell it.

うおおめっちゃ嬉しいぜ

I had to sell my Golden Play Button to a random stranger...

待って

/tragedy continues/

んだよこれ

/dat hair tho/

PewDiePie

Today... it all... CHANGES!

は？

Got a package

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS?!

from YouTube

THAT'S NOT THE ONE I WANTED

LET'S LOOK

おい　ロマニア

/the most dramatic moment in life/

5ポンドで君のだよ

OOoh

わかった、ありがとう Pewds:じゃあな

Ooooh (x2)

俺はそんなもんもう一度見たいとは思わねぇわ

YAS

DISGUSTING

Fina...

待って

Finally...

何これ？

EUGH-UGH

おお

Finally, it's here!

YouTubeから別のパッケージが！！

Oh, I'm so happy! :D

届かないだろうけど

wait

お願いだ

What the fuck is this?..

おお！

PieuDiPie

おお

WHAT

おおお

/TRIGGERED/

おおおおおお

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS?!

やったぜ。

THAT'S NOT THE ONE I WANTED

よっしゃ

HEY ROMANIA (?)

おお

Five pounds and it's yours.

よｓっしゃ！！

Well

君はまじでやってくれた

You know what, twenty will be just fine, thank you, Romania /I heard it the right way, didn't I..?/

Jack Septiceye 2

Guy: Okay, thank you Pewds: Goodbye

俺のお気に入りのチャンネルだぜ

I don't ever wanna see that fucking thing again...

わかるように自分の顔をっと、うん　めっちゃ美しい

DISGUSTING

おおーお前はアイルランドのアホたれやな

wait

これはここに。どこなら皆見れるんだろう

What is this?

本当にいいね！

/okay, now this is really interesting/

今後どの動画でも出るだろうよ、どんな気分だJACKSEPTICEYE

/what the fuck is there/

この動画なんだったか忘れた

Could it be...

俺はついに金の再生ボタンをゲットした、ついにだ！ Golden Play Button that we DESERVE

OH

俺の視聴者みんなに感謝したい

Another package from YouTube!!

all my Septiceyes,

/goes wild/

君達の支えがなかったら俺はこれをゲットできなかった

Can't reach

自分のチャンネルで動画投稿し始めたとき、数百万登録者いくなんて考えてすらなかった

Please,

俺は君の支えに感謝してる、そして

Please, let it be the one...

これほんとに見てよ

Oh!..

ただの金属じゃない

*these moans again*

ステートメントだ

*gets extremely excited*

Jacksepticeyeはアバズレ野郎だ

*the real moan of victory*

*笑*

YEEES

すまん

Yes!

おもろすぎるわ

*groans*

次回、他になんのチャンネル作ればいいか教えてください

YAEESS

そして、じゃあなBROS,また次の動画で

If you work hard...

そしていつもの

And if you create a second channel...

stay- stay- stay awesome...

And bitch enough to YouTube about it...

Septipliers :D

You will actually get it. *breaks into laughter*

この字幕はスペイン語（ラテンアメリカ）から翻訳しました

Jack Septiceye 2

多少の間違いはあるかもしれません

My favourite channel.

I've been subscribed

since the very beginning.

Such a big fan of Jack Septiceye 2, it's such a great channel... /totally agree/

*whispering passionately* It's just such a great fucking channel...

*kisses* Oh, I see my own face in it, and it's BEAUTIFUL /a little bit of selfcest here/

Oooh, you Irish piece of shit :D

This is going s- right here, where everyone can see it!

That looks really nice! /this is Swedish design, dudes/

That's gonna be in all my videos now, HOW 'BOUT THAT, JACKSEPTICEYE?! :D

Forgot what this video was about.

Um...

We got a Golden Play Button, finally, the Golden Play Button that we DESERVE!!

I've never felt as empowered as a woman. /what/

I wanna thank all my viewers /you are welcome :3/,

all my Septiceyes,

without your support I could never have done this. /aaaw/

It means the world to me.

*faking tears*

You know, when I started to do my channel, I never expected that it would get a million subs...

It- it's just incredible...

I don't know, I'm just so appreciative of all your support and...

The fact that we...

This really shows it.

In one plaque. This plaque means so much...

It's not just a plaque...

It's a statement. /oh my god, this is getting so intense/

And that statement is -

Jacksepticeye is a little bitch!..

*laughs*

I'm sorry.

This is too funny.

It makes me so- makes me- It makes me genuinely happy.

So yeah, let me now what the other channels we should make next time :D

And I'll see you, Bros, in the next video.

As always,

*licks fist*

stay- stay- stay awesome...

Septipliers :D

Thx for turning the subs on, I tried my best :3

I know I might have misunderstood smth, so you may throw a shoe at me if you don't like the subs

I'm not so British, actually, 'cuz I'm from Russia

Listen to good music <3

Bring peace to the world ^~^

and

3

2

1

SEPTIPLIER AWAY <3