Hey this is MatSan

today we have few Polish words

and few Chinese words for each other

Mine are more like a tongue twister

her is more like...bullshit sentences

gi pi gu

yun za de

hen hao czi

gi pi gu

yun za de

hen hao czi

czi is eat

pi gu is ass

eat ass?!

yea

so it's like

gi is chicken

chicken ass is very tasty when it's deep fried

second

wo shi chen shi jey

zuay shai de nan ren

wo shi

chen shi jey

wo shi chen shi jey

zuay shai

zuay shey

shai

de nan ren

I am

amazingly handsome

it's pretty similar actually

the whole sentence means

I am the most handsome guy in the world

yea

see see

it's awesome

thank you

it's about who?

it's about a random person?

it's about you

thank you

ni de

ni de jao

hen shan

hen shawn (??)

wen wen wo de

what is wen wen?

and why it sounds so French when you say it?

ni de jao hen shawn

wen wen wo de

it's about smell

I guess it means

my ass smells

no

my mouth smells

no

my armpit smells

yea true, but no

it's

your feet smells good

ah it's good?!

and then

smell mine

wen is smell

as a verb

so...smell mine

chrabąszcz

try to make the R harder

chrabąszcz

it's just an insect

what!

so chrabąszcz and chrząszcz

are both insects

it's gonna to be May

and we call it like

means May bug

May bug?!

what

such a lovely name

they appear from nowhere

and they're flying everywhere

in the day time

and you'll even hear that on the window

like they're crushing the window

because they think it's transparent

so there is still the place to fly!

what a retard

Brzęczyszczykiewicz

what does it mean

it's a surname

from the film

it's more for fun

to make it sounds ridiculous

so if you have this surname

and if I marry you

so you will be Sansan Brzęczyszczykiewicz

gżegżołka

actually perfect

gżegżołka is a bird

gżegżołka

yes it's a bird

that's cute

gżegżołka

bi mao

jan chang le

mao means hair

yes

bi mao...

bi

means double hair?

no

that's bi

it's not working in this way

nose hair? yes!

awesome

nose hair...

stinks

no

nose hair is growing

that's it

wo shi biao tai (???)

wo ai wu gay

gay??!!

ah guay

wo shi bian tai

wo shi bian tai

what?

it means I'm a pervert

wo ai wu guay

yea

wo ai, you know this

means I love

and wu guay

is a type of animal

turtle

yes

wo guay is turtle

so I'm a pervert, I love turtle

tsou to fu

tsou to fu...tofu!

yes

hao shan

hao, ni hao, means good

tofu...is good

good tofu

tsou is stinky

we have a dish called stinky tofu

stinky tofu?!

shan is good smell

so the whole sentence means

stinky tofu smells good

really?!

well...because

for us, as Taiwanese

we like stinky tofu

and we think it smells good

but for lots of foreigners

they find it so disgusting

konstantynopolit...one more time

konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

...kowianeczka

yea almost correct

...kowianeczka

no

konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

it's almost correct, yea

and it means what?

a lady who lives in Konstantynopo, it's a city

what? so boring

it's not boring

it's a tongue twister

today is my birthday

it's not

..why dd?

ponaddwustudziewięćdziesięciodziewięciokilometro

great

I'm speaking bullshit

ponaddwustudziewięćdziesięciodziewięciokilometro

amazing

about numbers

if you want to make a whole word

you can actually connect all the numbers together

and this one actually means

more than 299km

and that's it

299

so we add all these numbers together

that's why we can have such an enormous big word

czi pu tao

czi pu tao bu tu pu tao pi

bu czi pu tao dao tu pu tao pi

this is a tongue twister

czi pu tao bu tu pu tao pi

bu czi pu tao dao tu pu tao pi

you're good

czi pu tao bu tu pu tao pi

bu czi pu tao dao tu pu tao pi

it means, when you eat the grape

you don't spill out the skin

it's gonna grow inside of you

but when you don't eat the grape

when you don't eat the grape

you actually spill out the skin

I don't get it

I thought it's like

if you swallow the seed, it's gonna grow inside you

no, it's tongue twister, so it doesn't mean anything

cuz it's tongue twister

zu to lao min yuay (??)

di to si gu shan

it's a poem

the first poem you need to learn at school

I think I know about this

you told me

I told you the story

the guy who was thinking...

he's basically doing nothing

and drinking

so gu to yao min yua

he raises his head, to invite the moon to drink with him

and then di to si gu shan

is, he lower his head down

and then he's thinking about his hometown

boring

that's what poet is doing every day

it's a very huge tongue twister

it's an essay here

means,

may bug is making sound in the grass

oh the first word is the same

??

why you say "wu" not "w"

ah so it's "w"

....?

...czcz?

czczcz?

does it make any sense right now?

totally no

nonsense?!

I think it's too hard for you

it's like:

what's this dżdżu?

where?

here

dżdżu is more like a small rain

like water

it's about the bug

cleaning his body from this water

Polish language sounds like this to foreigner

so these are made on purpose to sound like shshsh

because lots of our words sound like this

and sometimes

Sansan says

still, that it really sounds like shshshsh

yea

especially when she just arrive to Poland

she was like...

I was having a conversation with my friends

we were just talking

and she was like: shshshshsh

she just wanted to join the conversation

why I sound so retarded?

super big pack

red pepper taste

TOP chips

hum it's tasty

jestem

ciągle

głodna

jak

chomik

chomik?!

miedługo

zjem

swojego

???

chłopaka

what does it mean?

basically it means

I'm always hungry

like a hamster

soon I'm gonna eat my own boyfriend

which word is hamster?

chomik

I like it!

like homie chomik

just look

just like a hamster

Poland

ren ai

czi bi(??)

Poland ren ai czi bin chi lin

chillin?

not chillin

this is Poland

ah it's Poland

Poland ren is Polish

Poland ren...

ai

wo ai...

love

czi is eat

I love to eat Polish food

no

bin chi lin is ice cream

Polish

ah yea, it's actually true

she's so amazed by this every summer

or even spring

people are eating a lot of ice cream

and we're obsessed with this

ice cream shop is everywhere

and it's pretty cheap

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