Hey this is MatSan

today we have few Polish words

and few Chinese words for each other

Mine are more like a tongue twister

her is more like...bullshit sentences

gi pi gu

yun za de

hen hao czi

gi pi gu

yun za de

hen hao czi

czi is eat

pi gu is ass

eat ass?!

yea

so it's like

gi is chicken

chicken ass is very tasty when it's deep fried

second

wo shi chen shi jey

zuay shai de nan ren

wo shi

chen shi jey

wo shi chen shi jey

zuay shai

zuay shey

shai

de nan ren

I am

amazingly handsome

it's pretty similar actually

the whole sentence means

I am the most handsome guy in the world

yea

see see

it's awesome

thank you

it's about who?

it's about a random person?

it's about you

thank you

ni de

ni de jao

hen shan

hen shawn (??)

wen wen wo de

what is wen wen?

and why it sounds so French when you say it?

ni de jao hen shawn

wen wen wo de

it's about smell

I guess it means

my ass smells

no

my mouth smells

no

my armpit smells

yea true, but no

it's

your feet smells good

ah it's good?!

and then

smell mine

wen is smell

as a verb

so...smell mine

chrabąszcz

try to make the R harder

chrabąszcz

it's just an insect

what!

so chrabąszcz and chrząszcz

are both insects

it's gonna to be May

and we call it like

means May bug

May bug?!

what

such a lovely name

they appear from nowhere

and they're flying everywhere

in the day time

and you'll even hear that on the window

like they're crushing the window

because they think it's transparent

so there is still the place to fly!

what a retard

Brzęczyszczykiewicz

what does it mean

it's a surname

from the film

it's more for fun

to make it sounds ridiculous

so if you have this surname

and if I marry you

so you will be Sansan Brzęczyszczykiewicz

gżegżołka

actually perfect

gżegżołka is a bird

gżegżołka

yes it's a bird

that's cute

gżegżołka

bi mao

jan chang le

mao means hair

yes

bi mao...

bi

means double hair?

no

that's bi

it's not working in this way

nose hair? yes!

awesome

nose hair...

stinks

no

nose hair is growing

that's it

wo shi biao tai (???)

wo ai wu gay

gay??!!

ah guay

wo shi bian tai

wo shi bian tai

what?

it means I'm a pervert

wo ai wu guay

yea

wo ai, you know this

means I love

and wu guay

is a type of animal

turtle

yes

wo guay is turtle

so I'm a pervert, I love turtle

tsou to fu

tsou to fu...tofu!

yes

hao shan

hao, ni hao, means good

tofu...is good

good tofu

tsou is stinky

we have a dish called stinky tofu

stinky tofu?!

shan is good smell

so the whole sentence means

stinky tofu smells good

really?!

well...because

for us, as Taiwanese

we like stinky tofu

and we think it smells good

but for lots of foreigners

they find it so disgusting

konstantynopolit...one more time

konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

...kowianeczka

yea almost correct

...kowianeczka

no

konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

it's almost correct, yea

and it means what?

a lady who lives in Konstantynopo, it's a city

what? so boring

it's not boring

it's a tongue twister

today is my birthday

it's not

..why dd?

ponaddwustudziewięćdziesięciodziewięciokilometro

great

I'm speaking bullshit

ponaddwustudziewięćdziesięciodziewięciokilometro

amazing

about numbers

if you want to make a whole word

you can actually connect all the numbers together

and this one actually means

more than 299km

and that's it

299