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  • Hey this is MatSan

  • Hey this is MatSan

  • today we have few Polish words

  • and few Chinese words for each other

  • Mine are more like a tongue twister

  • her is more like...bullshit sentences

  • gi pi gu

  • yun za de

  • hen hao czi

  • gi pi gu

  • yun za de

  • hen hao czi

  • czi is eat

  • pi gu is ass

  • eat ass?!

  • yea

  • so it's like

  • gi is chicken

  • chicken ass is very tasty when it's deep fried

  • second

  • wo shi chen shi jey

  • zuay shai de nan ren

  • wo shi

  • chen shi jey

  • wo shi chen shi jey

  • zuay shai

  • zuay shey

  • shai

  • de nan ren

  • I am

  • amazingly handsome

  • it's pretty similar actually

  • the whole sentence means

  • I am the most handsome guy in the world

  • yea

  • see see

  • it's awesome

  • thank you

  • it's about who?

  • it's about a random person?

  • it's about you

  • thank you

  • ni de

  • ni de jao

  • hen shan

  • hen shawn (??)

  • wen wen wo de

  • what is wen wen?

  • and why it sounds so French when you say it?

  • ni de jao hen shawn

  • wen wen wo de

  • it's about smell

  • I guess it means

  • my ass smells

  • no

  • my mouth smells

  • no

  • my armpit smells

  • yea true, but no

  • it's

  • your feet smells good

  • ah it's good?!

  • and then

  • smell mine

  • wen is smell

  • as a verb

  • so...smell mine

  • chrabąszcz

  • try to make the R harder

  • chrabąszcz

  • it's just an insect

  • what!

  • so chrabąszcz and chrząszcz

  • are both insects

  • it's gonna to be May

  • and we call it like

  • means May bug

  • May bug?!

  • what

  • such a lovely name

  • they appear from nowhere

  • and they're flying everywhere

  • in the day time

  • and you'll even hear that on the window

  • like they're crushing the window

  • because they think it's transparent

  • so there is still the place to fly!

  • what a retard

  • Brzęczyszczykiewicz

  • what does it mean

  • it's a surname

  • from the film

  • it's more for fun

  • to make it sounds ridiculous

  • so if you have this surname

  • and if I marry you

  • so you will be Sansan Brzęczyszczykiewicz

  • egżołka

  • actually perfect

  • egżołka is a bird

  • egżołka

  • yes it's a bird

  • that's cute

  • egżołka

  • bi mao

  • jan chang le

  • mao means hair

  • yes

  • bi mao...

  • bi

  • means double hair?

  • no

  • that's bi

  • it's not working in this way

  • nose hair? yes!

  • awesome

  • nose hair...

  • stinks

  • no

  • nose hair is growing

  • that's it

  • wo shi biao tai (???)

  • wo ai wu gay

  • gay??!!

  • ah guay

  • wo shi bian tai

  • wo shi bian tai

  • what?

  • it means I'm a pervert

  • wo ai wu guay

  • yea

  • wo ai, you know this

  • means I love

  • and wu guay

  • is a type of animal

  • turtle

  • yes

  • wo guay is turtle

  • so I'm a pervert, I love turtle

  • tsou to fu

  • tsou to fu...tofu!

  • yes

  • hao shan

  • hao, ni hao, means good

  • tofu...is good

  • good tofu

  • tsou is stinky

  • we have a dish called stinky tofu

  • stinky tofu?!

  • shan is good smell

  • so the whole sentence means

  • stinky tofu smells good

  • really?!

  • well...because

  • for us, as Taiwanese

  • we like stinky tofu

  • and we think it smells good

  • but for lots of foreigners

  • they find it so disgusting

  • konstantynopolit...one more time

  • konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

  • ...kowianeczka

  • yea almost correct

  • ...kowianeczka

  • no

  • konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

  • konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka

  • it's almost correct, yea

  • and it means what?

  • a lady who lives in Konstantynopo, it's a city

  • what? so boring

  • it's not boring

  • it's a tongue twister

  • today is my birthday

  • it's not

  • ..why dd?

  • ponaddwustudziewięćdziesięciodziewięciokilometro

  • great

  • I'm speaking bullshit

  • ponaddwustudziewięćdziesięciodziewięciokilometro

  • amazing

  • about numbers

  • if you want to make a whole word

  • you can actually connect all the numbers together

  • and this one actually means

  • more than 299km

  • and that's it

  • 299