Jake and Charlie --

A.K.A. Team Dignified --

Versus Reggie and Pete the punk.

Ohhhh!

Blah, blah, blah!

Commence Card Wars!

I floop the Hay Barn, and I attack with Feed Man!

Announcer: A solid move from the veteran Jake.

I cast Bean Ball Bomba.

Bean Ball!

Bean Ball?!

Feed Man's power source is gone!

No, no, no!

No...big deal.

[ Inhales sharply ]

Your turn, sweetie.

Okay.

I'll play...

this one.

[ Beep ]

[ Chuckles ] "Floop."

[ Whirrrrr! ]

Granary Weevil -- on your first draw?!

Unprecedented.

And combined with a downed Feed Man,

that means...

Announcer: He's right -- it's Infinite Haymaker!

That's game!

A stunning move from the newcomer Charlie.

She's a real pro-tege.

We win!

Whoo! [ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ]

Yeah, I'm out.

What?!

One bone, one game.

But I'm not done burying my 20s.

Do you want more bones? Is that it?!

Nah. I only need one.

Catch ya on the flip, Papa.

[ Squish! ]

[ Rattle! ]

Announcer: Round 2 starts in five minutes.

Still dignified.

Psst.

Lost your partner, huh?

Hey, don't worry -- we won't tattle.

[ Ting! ]

I will crush you, Grand Prix.