Hello?

Miranda who??

Yeah Yeah Yeah

alright everyone, dragon lady's on her way!

I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment. Actually ...

I did confirm last night. - Details of your incompetence do NOT interest me.

Who's that? - Human resources sent her up I was just pre-interviewing her for you.

Well clearly i'm going to have to do that myself because the last two you sent me

were completely inadequate so, send her in.

That's all.

Who are you? Stefani Germanotta

So you don't ready Runway? - No

Before today you had never heard of me? - No

and you've no sense of style fashion..... - Well, I think that depends on....

No no, that wasn't a question!

Take a chance, hire the smart fat girl. -That's NOT your line. That's all!

There you are Emily, how many times do I have to scream your name? - Actually it's Stefani

my name is Stefani.

Lady Gaga, but everybody calls me "Mother Monster"

I need ten or fifteen skirts from Calvin Klein - What kind of skirts? Meat? Sirloin?

Brisket?

Please bore someone else with your questions

Get me Guy Oseary!

Get me Gabbana! Get me Gaultier

GET me Malawi - This isn't mine!

Get me more Botox

Where's my red string? Get me some long sleeves.

Do I smell Hydrangeas?

No, I specifically told them. - If I see Hydrangeas anywhere I'll be very

disappointed

and Emily? - Yes?

that's all.

no I've seen all this before, where are all the other dresses?

I think this one is terrific! - NO!

No, its just baffling to me, why is it so impossible to put together a decent

run-through

we're all the belts? why is no one ready?

Here, its a tough call, they're so different!

Something funny? - No it's just that both those belts look the same. But I'm still learning

about this stuff

this "stuff?"

oh, okay you think this has nothing to do with you?

you put on those pointy shoulders for instance because you're trying to tell

the world that your're unique. But what you don't know is that Joan Crawford was wearing

extreme shoulder pad designs in the nineteen forties and inspired a young

Nolan Miller to go into fashion design. In the nineteen eighties he created

huge shoulder pad designs for Joan Collins to wear is DYNASTY. And you're blithely unaware

of the fact that Theirry Mugler showed extreme shoulders in his couture

collections and costume designs for Grace Jones. Her outrageous fashions inspired many

of today's image-makers.

it's sort of comical how you think your fashion choices are unique, when the

designs you're wearing were put together for you

by the Haus of Gaga

from a pile of "stuff" - Why are you so mean to her? You're not in this scene!

I'm the one with the Oscar

I should be in every scene. - So now you're gonna try and get that line into every video?

shhhh!

the Academy Award-winner is talking. - Could somebody please open a window..

it is so hot in here, i can hardly breathe! - I'm hearing this! and I want to hear more of..

this! - What page are you on?

Here's a quarter, go down town and

have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!

What? that's from Uncle Buck

that's all!

this is ridiculous! I can't work with her...

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