Man, you stay here anytime you want.

Thanks man.

Anything you want.

You're the best!

You're like my brother to me.

More than a brother...

We're best friends.

Hey, what can I give for you?

I'll have the bread platter please.

Okey, and for you?

I was gonna get a caeser salad but I'll get a bread platter too.

Don't you have a gluten allergy?

Not if you don't, best friend.

Oh, that's adorable.

(Gesture speaking) Hey, how was your weekend?

(Gesture speaking) So good, I finally dumped John

-You humped John? -No, dumped John

Oh, good, you go girl up.

(Tries the same but he can't)

Whaat??!!

My mom's my best friend.

I am so happy to our meeting.

You guys will get along so great.

I'll be right back.

So, Caitlyn, what are you...?

If you hurt my friend, I will find you...

I will kill you...

I will chop you to little pieces...

and feed you to your family... got it?

(Scared as hell) Yeah... yeah, ye-ye-ye-yeah.

What are you guys talking about?

Gathering his tickles.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Uumh, we're just friends.

Hey, how you...? Oh...

What happened to you?

I got elbow playing volleyball.

All right.

Oh my god, Katherin, what are you doing?

¡¡Best-friends-look-the-same!!

I'm so excited to show you off to all my friends.

Yeah, me too, babe.

-Hey, girl. -Hey! Matt, meet my best friend, Kelly.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too.

Oh my god, Amanda!

(screams) Matt, this is my best friend, Amanda.

Hi... but I thought...

-What up, biiiitch?! -Biiiiitch!!

Matt, this is my best friend, Amy.

Hi...

Okey, hold on, how do you have this many best friends?!

Okey, you're literally ruining the meaning of the word "best."

-Okey, so who's your best friend? -Jordan Gutierrez, duh.

What?! Jordan's your best friend? Then what am I, man?

You're like... my best friend too...

I get it.

Yo, secret hadshake.

You deserve... so much better than him.

(Sobbing) You're so sweet.

I wish I could meet a guy like you.

You know...

I'm a guy...

like me...

Maybe we could...

(Throwing up)

Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

It's just... the idea of dating with you is like... so disgusting to be.

It's ok... I still got a boner.

You're my best friend. Why would you tell her my secret?

Hey, dude, I got... umh... something important to ask you...

Would you be my best man?

I love you.

Come here, my best friend! You're my best friend!

I think I love you.

(Inaudible) Is this on?

Oh, yeah, what's up, y'all? It's me again.

I just moved in to my dorm and I'm finally gonna meet my new roomie

and new best friend, Kyle.

We've been talking a while for months now

we like all the same things, like pleated slacks, drinking in shore...

'sup, gowdy? How does it hang?

-K-Kyle? -Yeah!

How old are you?

Age is just a number, fresh prince. Now slap me four!

I lost a finger in war.

Yeah. You're my best in-school friend.

I'm so glad you could come over. This will be really fun.

Definetily. I'm kinda surprised Kathy isn't here though.

Yeah... I did tell her we can't be friends.

She was just... way too clingy.

-Let's go bake some cookies. -Sounds awesome.

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