In just a few moments, Emma Watson is gonna interview a nanny.

But the nanny isn't for her kid

'Cause she doesn't have any kid.

The nanny is for her.

Emma, can you hear what I am saying?

- Yes, I can hear what you were saying. - Wonderful. Okay.

So our nanny is walking close to the door.

Open the door and go

Eewhoo, I am waiting for you.

Eewhoo, I am waiting for you.

- Please come in and sit wherever you want.

Please come in and sit wherever you want.

Okay, thank you so much.

- Um, interesting choice.

Um, interesting choice.

Oh, where do you want me to sit?

- No no no, that's fine.

- No, that's fine. - okay.

- You know, I assumed someone told you about the position.

I assumed someone told you about this position.

Yes.

- Okay, so I'm looking for a nanny.

- Okay, so I'm looking for a nanny. - Okay.

- But here's the thing.

- But here's the thing. - Okay.

- You'd be my nanny.

You'd be my nanny.

- I got the idea while I was watching the 'Bachelor'

I got the idea, I was watching the 'Bachelor'

Oh my gosh. Corinne?

- Yes, exactly!

Yes, exactly!

And I was like, that's so awesome!

- Yes. That's what I thought too!

That's what I thought too!

- I started saying ‘vagine,’ too.

I started saying ‘vagine,’ too.

- Tell me a tiny bit about yourself.

Tell me a tiny bit about yourself.

Ok, well, I've been,

I lived in Texas before.

- And then I moved to... - Alright, cut her off. I got it.

- Wait. I got it. - Yeah, I got it. I got it.

- Back to me. - Sorry. Back to me.

- So, I'm very particular.

I'm very particular.

- I don't like crusts on sandwiches.

I don't like crusts on sandwiches.

- Don't like milk, but I like Red Bull.

- I don't like milk, but I like Red Bull. - Okay.

- You know what, I like to go party alone.

- I like to go party alone. - Okay.

- I don’t need you to help me potty - I don’t need you to help me potty.

- But I wanted to be like family. - But I wanted us to be like family.

- And the family that laughs together, stays together.

And the family that laughs together, stays together.

- Start laughing. Start laughing.

- Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

- Keep going. Keep laughing.

- Exactly.

- Keep going.

- Keep laughing.

- Keep going.

- Keep laughing.

- Keep laughing. Get crazy with the laughter.

- Alright, just stop and stare.

- Now just stop and stare at her.

- I wanted to be able to trust you with my secret.

I wanted to be able to trust you with my secret.

- So I'm gonna tell you something right now.

So I'm gonna tell you something right now

- I've never told anyone. - that I've never told anyone.

Okay.

Please believe me.

- Now just start crying.

- My finger hurts.

- My finger really hurts.

- It's an owie.

It's an owie.

- Pull your finger out. Make it better.

- Can you make it better?

- See that was a test. You did very well.

- That was a test. You did well. - Oh. I was like I don't see!

- Hold on. What time is it?

Hold on. What time is it?

4:27

- It's snack time.

It's snack time.

Snack time?

- Open up the cabinet under the...go to the cabinet. - A treat?

- There's a lollipop in there.

- It's under the coffee pot. Alright. - Wow!

- Alright, good.

- Take a...licks on it.

- Offer to her.

No, thanks.

I don't need candy.

- Hey, I just remember that I need to text someone. - I was, when I was...

Hey, I just remember that I need to...text someone.

Oh, your phone is over here. Do you want me to grab it for you?

- Act like you're looking at a text.

- And go 'no, no, no, no.'

- No, no, no, no. NO NO! - NO NO NO NO NO!

- Throw the phone. Throw the phone. No

NO!

You need help or anything?

- And just look at the mirror.

- And say 'Mirror mirror on the wall.'

Mirror mirror on the wall.

- Who's the best little girl of them all?

Who's the best little girl of them all?

- You are, Emma. You are.

You are, Emma.

You are.

- Here's one more thing I think you should know.

There's one more thing I think you should know.

- I'm not looking for a nanny.

I'm not looking for a nanny.

- Okay, I was like, is this a joke or not? - You're on...

- Yes, you're on The Ellen Show right now.

You're on The Ellen Show.

Oh my god!

- I'm so confused. - I'm so sorry!