Ben: This is Elliot's garden,

Ben: recently Elliot decided to rip up his garden,

Ben: add in a few new features.

Ben: One of those new features are these guys, also known as Elliot's prize possession gnomes.

Ben: This one happens to be Elliot's favorite. No surprise, because Elliot's an alcoholic.

Ben: There's a thing called "gnoming",

Ben: Basically where you steal someone's gnome, take pictures of it in different locations,

Ben: Creeping them out.

Ben: Elliot, me and gnomie are going on a trip,

Ben: Sorry Bro!

Ben: I've just sent Elliot the first picture.

Ben: *Laughter

Elliot: WHERE'S MY GNOME?

Ben: Elliot what are you doing?

Ben: What are you doing?

Elliot: Why are you recording?

Ben: Because Elliot you look like a nutter in the bliming garden!

Ben: Calm down just...

Elliot: No! No Ben, that! That is what's wrong!

Elliot: Why is Farmer Chris with my gnome?

Ben: I don't know Elliot...

Elliot: No! Is this a sick joke?

Ben: Elliot I don't know why he has got it.

Elliot: Ben that's a limited edition. It's a French gnome from TUNISIA!

Ben: What? Wh...WHAT?

Elliot: HIS NAME IS DENZEL!

Ben: What did they say?

Elliot: Well he's not there by the way, and guess what?

Ben: What?

Elliot: I am also barred, because THE LAST TIME I WENT IN THERE BEN,

Elliot: I HAD A GOD DAMN HARD ON!

Ben: Even if Chris has got it, it's not exactly a big deal...

Elliot: No, this is becoming a sick joke now,

Elliot: NANA'S EVEN GOT ONE!

Elliot: Shutup!

Ben: Elliot...

Elliot: WHERE IS HE YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS!

Ben: Elliot calm down...

Elliot: Denzel my gnome!

Ben: Elliot calm down.

Elliot: There is a photo of you right there with him!

Elliot: WHERE IS HE?

Nana: He went yesterday.

Elliot: Oh I suppose he walked out did he?

Nana: No in a taxi!

Elliot: WHAT TO L.A?

Elliot: LOOK HE IS WITH BLOODY SIMON COWELL NOW!

Elliot: Alright enough of this I am leaving...

Ben: Hi Grand-dad.

*Grand-dad moans

Ben: Elliot cheer up for goodness' sake.

Elliot: No Ben because he has gone for the famous life now,

Ben: Elliot...

Elliot: Hanging out with Simon Cowell, he hangs out with all the famous people.

Ben: Its a gnome Elliot its just a gnome

Elliot: Yeah but its my gnome that's going to go on X-Factor next week.

Ben: Elliot its not gonna...

Elliot: Wait, wait.

Elliot: NORMAN!

Ben: What?

Elliot: Norman's got him.

Ben: What do you mean?

Elliot: Gimme that bloody cat of yours!

Ben: Elliot Elliot...

Elliot: No no!

Elliot: Cuz he smells like shit and he's taken my gnome!

Ben: Elliot Elliot, Elliot get back Elliot...

Ben: For goodness' sake you are nuts Elliot.

Elliot: I am not nuts!

Ben: Elliot you can't get worked up over this its just a gnome.

Elliot: Ben, I polish him twice a night before I go to bed, and he goes to bed nice and crystal!

Elliot: I got no ways for this one.

Ben: What?

Elliot: The strip club Ben, HE'S PULLING MORE GIRLS THAN ME!

Ben: I just sent him another one.

*Elliot growls

Ben: What's that?

Ben in recording: Sorry Bro!

Elliot: BENNNNNN!!!!!!

Ben: Elliot Elliot Elliot calm!

Elliot: YOU KILLED DENZEL!