Call the police.....

A new demo is out..

Today!!

This just came out!!

Its so fresh that....

Yeah Gotta call the co- , Gotta call the poli-

*demon*

Alright....

So.....

Resident Evil 7

Teaser came out!!

I don't know ...

But i think they are trying to pull a PT here!

If you are not familiar

PT was a horror game that came out last year!

It's officially the most dowloaded demo of all time...

Not sure if that's true, but i think that's what- that-

What's that Matthew Mcconaughey ,

It's confirming me those numbers right now....

Those numbers are confirmed

So...

Obviously.....

How is Resident Evil 7 gonna promote themselves

There gonna try to do the same thing!!

There gonna try and drop a demo....

Let's check it out,

Is it as good as PT?

Highly doubt it

*laughs*

Resident Evil is really a franchise that has gone down hill!!

Since number 4 .......

5 was shit!

6 was garbage...

7...

Will they bring it back?

I don't know...

Let's find out!

Yeah they are definitely Pcing us right now, PTing

Us right now...

Wtf am I talking about?

Although...

Uhhhhh

Resident Evil Extinction,

Is that- is that what they are called?

They are pretty interesting

I think- I think

I think....

It's- it's gonna be

Oh my god , What is happening?

I literally have the same camera....

This is fucking freaky as shit dude!!

You gotta see this i literally have the same fucking camera

Set up man...

Shockgun might be and everything

Oh my god, WTF?

Hey buddy!

Hey dude, that's an expensive camera...

Fucking hell. Do you know how much i paid for that?

Wtf are you doing mate?

Yeah...

This is weird...

Wtf

Dude that is...

A fucking bomb ass knife man...

So If that was the camera, why is my vision still like a camera...

And audio for that matter...

Am i robot?

this is like-

*reading german*

GOD DAMNIT!

Michael, it's your german account again!!

Oooo... i like the audio

Dont worry we'll change it-

Dont worry...

Oh hey...

I handed that...

Alright, now fucking-

We are not playing in Dutch

Alright...

Japanisch...

Do we have Swedish?

ENGLISCH

Englisch...

Ein, aus *Wtf are you talking pewds?*

Is this on or off?

How would I know?

I can't fucking.. Weiter?

Press Any Button

I did it...

I press the Any Button...

Wow we are playing, right away

Resident Evil 7 Teaser, Beginning Hour

Thank you.

*kiss*

For teasing us...

It probably spent a lot of money building this demo...

Sorry...

Hopefully it's a good one

*reading with german accent* get out of the house

hoooh

Ok...

This looks very interesing so far!!

I have that same couch.

Wtf is this?

Capcom you tryna troll me?

I shall dash them against the stones

Well...

That's what you do right?

Look they are playing MTV

*reads*

That was a lowkey burn everyone!

Looks like we need a fuse doesnt it?

Fuse is missing...

Who has fuses this big?

Marzia does...

Heyyyyy

Actually they are tiny,

I am just kidding,

I love her!

*kisses*

Marzia....

Please don't leave me

Now...

Where do we go?

We gotta find that fuse doe...

Let's look around a bit

Find some happy little clouds.

Alright...

Apparently I am a camera in my face

Hey look at that guy, I have the same glasses

WAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE CAPCOM

You tryna troll me...

I guess we'll go out and look for the...

The fuse...

Ohhh...

You press twice to open doors

Dude, this is fucking Scare Pewdiepie season 2 Man

look at this shit.

Hello?

Any...

Where did that other guy go?

Alright where is that fucking fuse man...

Trynna check out the controls, looks like we can croutch

Alright...

That might come in handy!

Surprisingly lack amount of zombies

A dummy finger...

Awesome!

Thanks!

Must have been Jacksepticeyes

Heyyy yooooo!

Jack is just my go to guy now...

I am so sorry...

It's nothing personal

It's that you are Irish

It's not your fault,

for being born Irish

Ya bitch

*kiss*

Love you though...

Alright let's check the fridge,

maybe there is a fuse in the fridge

They both start on "F"...

Soooooo...

OH MAY GAWD

That is...

No that anyone can open the fridge in a while...

It's...

They got some good maggot cake though...

That's pretty good, yeah...

Let's check the microwave ,yeah, i am sure they'll-

OH GOD WTF MAN

WTF IS THAT?

WHAT IS THAT?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

CLOSE IT

Thank you very much though,

That looks...

Not like I would like to have it!

The fuck is this?

It plays beautiful

*reads*

Just like my *beatbox*

What was that

Is anyone out here?

Oh there is me, bumping into the table

Where am i?

What the fuck, everything is closed

God damn, this place suck

I'm glad you take the flash light ri- right away

It gets so old like,

"You have to find the flashlight"

Hello?

Oh.. God

OH GOD OH

WHAT DE FUUUCK

Oh

SHIT

I did not expect to see that

Hey we got Bolt Cutters every-

*scream*

JESUZ

Where do you come from?

Did i just squeal like a pig?

I literally did

*reads*

Why dont i use the Bolt Cutter?

Honestly tho

Well this is going great so far guys!

Uhhhhh

We found a pig,

sawed in half

Hope nooo vegeterians are watching...

Alright...

Soooo...

Wait what?

Okay.

You know what...

Color...

Color me interested so far

This is pretty cool!

The fuck this is not a key to get out?

Vhs tape?

But you don't even know what that is...

It's a nice cupboard, you know what?

I could paint this and make it nice again.

*laughs*

Just sayin...

Alright.....

Unnecessary piece of information for everyone

Alright , did we-

Yeah , yeah there was a tv in the bedroom

I KNOW!

I KNOW

You don't have to tel-

Oh god, there's upstairs as well

Jesus Christ , dude......

Let's start uhmmm

Let's start with the tv!

Oh my fucking dick!

Ohhhhh....

I dont think i should

ah

Fuck me in the ass

Hello?

Why do i always go to like the most sexual thing i can say when i get scared

It's fucking we-

That piano is gonna slam

I am gonna slam it now

Fuck you

There you go!

Bitch ass piano!

Alright let's put the vhjs tape here

Very interesting!

ohhh

*reads the text*

Rehearsal!

What???

What is this??

Oh fuck me

Jesus

What the fuck are you doing in here?

Oh we're playing the!

We are playing the vhs tape

Dude this is sooo coool!!!

Fuck you I am right here

My god this guy is literally me

*laughs*

Am I filming?

I think I am the camera guy

Yeah I am definitely the camera guy

That is brilliant

Please be back to me Resident Evil

Please be back

I love you

Yeah we are rolling,

uhhhh

Got the camera here ready, right here

Ohhhhh

Are we watching our own tape?

Gaps

That would make sense

Oh we saw them in the beginning

I've always wanted to do that!

One day i'll do that.....

Hello?

This is scary dude......

*laughs*

*laughs*

Pete is my hero

How fucking dare talk to me-

This is the same house!

Heyyyy

Guys what was that sound?

Why... Oh re-

*laughs*

It does look good!

*laughs*

Where the fuck-

Nooooo

Noooooo

Are you serious??

Oh my god

Thanks....

Thanks buddy

Just from what you said before i really feel honored

Alright camera- mc- Clancy

*Kapao*

*Kapao*

Get all the shots!

*Kapao*