and since all of you requested this from your Supreme Leader

here is my Draw My Life

I was never really born

I descended from above

All who where there then have sworn

that I was brought here by a dove

When my body touched the ground

Double rainbows filled the sky

Those who followed it then found me there

the babe that didn't cry

I was raised by Kim Jong-il

As a son and a trainee

Papa taught me how to kill

and how to drive was three

In my school I was the best

I excelled at every sport

I passed every single test

but shined the brightest on the court

One day the world will bow to me

Kim Jong-un

They'll beg and plea

on bended knee

'Cause they all love Kim Jong-un

I spent time in Switzerland

With their chocolate and their cheese

There I really learned first hand

how well they have it overseas

I got hooked on all their sweets

Ate a lot of this and that

Gorged on every single treat

till I got very big and ...

strong...

By the time I was fifteen

I had women all around

I can't count all that I've been with

all my talents are renowned

Every time I step outside

I need guards to push them back

It just cannot be denied

there not a single thing I lack

But just like all the other Draw My Lifes

I've had a struggle

Not getting bullied, no

it was my weight

No matter which new diet

I would grow like some big bubble

I couldn't quite control how much I ate!

So I talked to my father, who was smart and very wise

He gave me quite the excellent idea

We decided that to lose weight without doing exercise

I would outlaw every food in North Korea

Now my subjects have no food

But I doubt they mind a lot

After all it would be rude to question me

you would be shot!

you would be shot!

you would be shot!

Maybe now I will get thin

Then my father would be proud

Yes he probably would have been

if he were somehow still around

When my father finally died

all his work still unfulfilled

Every North Korean cried

well, if they didn't, they were killed

As my destiny decreed

As my destiny decreed

I stepped up to take the reigns

I'll protect all those in need

and free my people from their chains!

lol jk..

definitely not doing that....

I'm funny! :)

One day the world will bow to me

Kim Jong-un

They'll beg and plea

on bended knee

'Cause they all

love

Kim

Kim Jong

Kim Jong-un

Okay lady, good drawing...

bye bye!

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