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Hello, this is Kim Jong-un
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and since all of you requested this from your Supreme Leader
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here is my Draw My Life
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I was never really born
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I descended from above
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All who where there then have sworn
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that I was brought here by a dove
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When my body touched the ground
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Double rainbows filled the sky
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Those who followed it then found me there
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the babe that didn't cry
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I was raised by Kim Jong-il
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As a son and a trainee
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Papa taught me how to kill
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and how to drive was three
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In my school I was the best
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I excelled at every sport
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I passed every single test
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but shined the brightest on the court
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One day the world will bow to me
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Kim Jong-un
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They'll beg and plea
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on bended knee
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'Cause they all love Kim Jong-un
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I spent time in Switzerland
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With their chocolate and their cheese
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There I really learned first hand
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how well they have it overseas
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I got hooked on all their sweets
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Ate a lot of this and that
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Gorged on every single treat
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till I got very big and ...
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strong...
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By the time I was fifteen
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I had women all around
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I can't count all that I've been with
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all my talents are renowned
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Every time I step outside
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I need guards to push them back
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It just cannot be denied
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there not a single thing I lack
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But just like all the other Draw My Lifes
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I've had a struggle
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Not getting bullied, no
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it was my weight
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No matter which new diet
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I would grow like some big bubble
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I couldn't quite control how much I ate!
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So I talked to my father, who was smart and very wise
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He gave me quite the excellent idea
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We decided that to lose weight without doing exercise
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I would outlaw every food in North Korea
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Now my subjects have no food
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But I doubt they mind a lot
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After all it would be rude to question me
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you would be shot!
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you would be shot!
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you would be shot!
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Maybe now I will get thin
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Then my father would be proud
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Yes he probably would have been
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if he were somehow still around
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When my father finally died
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all his work still unfulfilled
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Every North Korean cried
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well, if they didn't, they were killed
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As my destiny decreed
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As my destiny decreed
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I stepped up to take the reigns
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I'll protect all those in need
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and free my people from their chains!
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lol jk..
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definitely not doing that....
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I'm funny! :)
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One day the world will bow to me
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Kim Jong-un
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They'll beg and plea
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on bended knee
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'Cause they all
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love
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Kim
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Kim Jong
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Kim Jong-un
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Okay lady, good drawing...
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bye bye!
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