left to make us uncomfortable.

You’d be wrong.

(exciting orchestral music)

- We have not gotten naked in a long time,

so I guess it’s back to the basics.

- Bathing suits can make you feel sexy,

they can also make you feel super objectified.

- It’s good that we’re doing this, cause women

have to wear ridiculous swimsuits all the time.

- You have to have a lot of confidence

to put your body out there like that.

(scoffs) Luckily I do!

- Okay...

Well this is just like a speed...

Oh no!

- They forgot about the butt.

- Hi!

- I don’t like that this is where we’re starting.

- You know why else Ned’s gonna love this?

It’s red.

- I love red.

- It’s my favorite color because red...

- [Both] Rhymes with Ned!

- When you’re wearing a thing that has your butt open

(sighs) you’re probably gonna see a butthole!

- It looks like a very normal speedo.

- This is the definition of business in the front...

And party in the back.

- I keep on spinning.

- It’s like suspenders for your butt!

- All I can think of when I wear this is Ned,

which is really disturbing.

- You could play ‘Are These Boobs or Butts?’

- I would try and get into the pool as quickly as possible.

- Nobody look at my butt, nobody look at my butt.

- Doesn’t that look like boobs?

Doesn’t it?

Tell me that doesn’t look like boobs.

- Men don’t get enough opportunities to have cleavage.

- What’s it like to squat completely?

- If you dropped something and had to bend down

to pick it up your butt would be like, “Hi Spongebob!”

- There’s a lot of things in the water.

You don’t want to give them an extra orifice to, like,

discover.

- I’m looking for something that’ll make me feel more

uncomfortable than being naked.

- Keep on spinning.

- And right now this makes me feel great.

- This is the Borat.

Does it matter which side’s the front or the back,

cause they both look impossibly tiny.

- What even is this?

- Who can fill this dick pocket?

- Oh, hm...

- It’s just pulling my dick up.

- Is it supposed to go up your butt?

Is it supposed to be a thong?

- An unexpected but not unwanted feature.

- How do you wear this?

- We may have made a mistake making this video.

- You shouldn’t be able to do that.

No one...

This is gross!

- The back is really just...

Oh no.

- Of all the things for this outfit to cover,

why are the nipples the thing?

- If you’re a woman, you’re very stressed out

about keeping your bits covered.

- I think everyone should have their nipples out

without judgement.

- It’s revolting.

I’ve never found myself revolting before.

And I’ve vomited on myself.

- The shape is cool, it does emphasize a man’s V.

- When you go swimming your pants usually come off that way.

Here, boom! (laughs)

Oh no! - All eyes are

leading straight to the money-maker.

- I mean, I definitely feel objectified.

So mission accomplished!

- This is like the leash with the body holder,

so you’re not pulling your dog’s neck.

- This is getting into some kinky shit.

- First things first, let’s let that string disappear

inside my butt crack; it’s gone forever.

- One size fits some people.

- Very fine line between my dick going...

(honking noise)

And my dick going (thuds) yeah!

- It’s weird cause this is pulling the front, but I want...

Oops, side ball.

- I kind of wish I had this for prom.

That would’ve made prom a lot more interesting.

- Whoa, see? Side ball.

- This feels more like a sex outfit than a swim outfit.

- I want this to be low. Side ball!

- Oh my goodness!

There are kids at this beach!

- You know what, no shark is ever gonna think

you’re a seal in this.

It’s gonna be like, “Eugh!”

- I feel like a very, very revealing butler in a porn.

- I bet Zach is feeling pretty cute right now.

- I kind of like this one.

I think it’s pretty funny.

- Master, would you like your cake today, sir?

(laughter)

(groans)

You just threw me a headband.

- This looks like one leg of an outfit.

- A penis slingshot?

- Extra large?

- I’ve heard about this.

Seen a lot of pictures.

- This is just not something you wear in public.

Also it’s terrible fashion.

- Half my shaft is out, and one full nut.

Just hanging out.

- Everything’s just kind of leaning a bit.

It’s all just... - What about

the pubic hair that you have, because you’re a human?

- You need to do some serious man-scaping

if you want to wear this.

- Why was this made?

I don’t know, why are there serial killers?

- I feel more naked than if I were actually naked.

- This looks like a mistake.

It looks like a piece of balloon

got caught in my butt after it popped.

- G string.

Nude as fuck. - Hello?

Hey honey.

I’m on a Try Guys shoot right now.

Can I call you back?

- It’s like my dick broke its wrist and

and has to wear a sling for the month.

- The dick is what it’s grabbing onto to stay on,

and the dick is an elastic thing itself.

God forbid you get a boner in this!

- I love you too!

Bye.

That was my wife.

I’ll tell her about it later.

- Here, throw me another one.

- It’s a bummer that I had to go this far

to realize how uncomfortable a bathing suit

might make you feel.

- Ta-da, fixed it!

- Game, set, match.

- My final thought about this one is it can

go fuck off and die!

- I don’t think there’s an intelligent conclusion

to be drawn from this.

- If there’s a bathing suit that make you feel good

about yourself and make you feel sexy,

that’s awesome.

But this definitely does not make me feel comfortable.

- If I went to a remote beach

where it was just me and my wife:

heck yes I’d wear some of these!

- There are way better ways to feel and look sexy

than these swimsuits.

Leave a little to the imagination.

- I think we’re done here.

- I just saw Zach’s penis.

(laughing) - Sorry!

- Yeah, I accidentally showed Eugene my dick already.

- I can still see your—

I know, it’s...

- Your dick is out.

- I like that we sort of look like

awful power rangers!

- Oh, we do look like the power rangers!

- Yeah, really awful ones.

- I hate this one. I hate this video.

- You look so handsome.

- I can see his butt.

(laughing)

- My butt ate way more of that string than yours.