Name: 学校復帰の痛み (The Pain Of Going Back To School)
Uploaded: 2025-08-31T13:48:27.000Z
Duration: 8 min 1 s
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様態の副詞

Going back to school is honestly one of the most depressing feelings ever like you spend the whole summer building this fantasy life Waking up at noon playing games all night living off pizza rolls, and then one random Monday You're sitting at a desk at 7 45 a.m..

学校へ戻るのは、正直なところ、これまでで最も憂鬱な気分のひとつだ。夏休みの間中、空想の生活を築き上げ、昼に目覚め、一晩中ゲームに興じ、ロールピザを食べて暮らしていたのに、ある日突然、月曜日の朝7時45分に机に向かっているようなものだ。

Half-asleep listening to the teacher explain a syllabus like it's the Constitution The first day is always fake too You know everyone walks in with that forced smile new outfits fresh shoes trying to act like they leveled up over summer break No, you didn't bro.

寝ぼけまなこで、シラバスを憲法みたいに説明する先生の話を聞いている。 初日もいつも嘘っぱちだ。みんな無理やり笑顔で入ってくるし、新しい服を着て、新しい靴を履いて、夏休みにレベルアップしたかのように振舞おうとする。

程度の副詞

You spent three months watching tik-toks and arguing with randoms in a discord voice chat And now you're trying to convince people that you changed, and then there's the teachers They always come in with that same corny line this year is gonna be different Yeah different for two weeks until you remember why you hated teaching in the first place and start handing out busy work like it's Halloween Candy so yeah back-to-school season is less about learning and more about reuniting with the same annoying people you Loki hoped to move states Let's break down back-to-school season and let's talk about the characters that you'll definitely run into first off You got the new year new me kid This is the guy who shows up acting like he just went through a full character development arc over summer new haircut new wardrobe Maybe even a fake deep voice.

あなたは3ヶ月間、tik-toksを見たり、discordのボイスチャットで不特定多数の人と議論したりして過ごした、そして、先生たちはいつも同じような陳腐なセリフで「今年はいつもと違うぞ」と言ってくる。を分解して、まず間違いなく出くわすであろうキャラクターについて話そう。

鏡に向かって練習しているんだ。

You know yeah, I'm different now, bro You're not different.

You got a fade and brought one graphic tea from Pac Sun.

フェードアウトして、パックサンのグラフィックティーを持ってきたね。

That's not a personality change You can always spot this kid because they start throwing random phrases in the conversations that don't even fit like you'll ask them if they Did the homework and they'll be like nah, man.

宿題はやったのか」と聞いても、「いや、やってない」と言うような、会話の中で適切でないフレーズを連発し始めるからだ。

I'm just on my grind set right now What does that even mean bro?

僕は今、グラインドセットをしているところなんだ。

You got a B-minus in algebra last year the funniest part is how short it lasts by week three the whole persona Collapses they're back in sweatpants hoodie up chewing on a pencil like it's a chicken wing all that Rebranding just to look like the same NPC that you were last May It's like summer glow-ups come with an expiration date you can fake up you can fake it for the first few days But eventually the mask slips and boom you're just regular you again same kid same jokes same bad grades only difference Is that now you're broke because you wasted $200 at the mall trying to look mysterious and to be honest nobody's fooled like you can Spend the whole summer trying to rebrand yourself, but your classmates have seen you at your lowest They remember when you got bodied in dodgeball or when you cried after getting called to read out loud You don't just walk in with a chain from Hot Topic and erase all that history the new year new me kid always Underestimates how petty school is you can show up looking like you're about to drop a mixtape and someone will roast you like hey Didn't you wear Heelys until eighth grade boom?

去年は代数の成績がBマイナスだったくせに、3週目には人格が崩壊して、鉛筆を手羽先みたいにかじりながら、スウェットパンツにパーカー姿で戻ってくる。夏には賞味期限があり、最初の数日はごまかすことができるが、やがて仮面がはがれ、いつもの自分に戻ってしまう、でも、クラスメートはあなたが一番落ち込んでいるときを見てきた。 ドッジボールで体当たりされたことも、朗読に呼ばれて泣いたことも覚えている。

Reputation reset and the craziest part is they try this every single year freshman year.

評判はリセットされるし、最もクレイジーなのは、1年生は毎年これを試していることだ。

2年目の彼らはエッジが効いている。

They're spiritual junior year They're suddenly on their fitness grind like bro.

You're not a different person You're just cycling through stock characters until something sticks by senior year.

あなたは別人ではない。4年生になるまでに何かが固まるまで、ストックキャラクターを循環させているだけだ。

You've basically speed ran every personality available Then you've got the overly excited kid first day back They walk in like it's Christmas morning huge smile waving at everyone hitting people with the oh my god I miss you so much bro.

あなたは基本的に、利用可能なすべてのパーソナリティをスピード・ランニングしてきた。そして、過剰に興奮した子供が戻ってきた初日を迎える。

You saw me like three months ago calm down They're the ones asking teachers about clubs sports extra credit like they enjoy being here chill out Nobody's fighting you for student of the year on day one and the energy never matches the room You know everyone else is half asleep Sipping coffee like it's medicine and this kids in the corner raising their hand before the teacher even finishes the question like bro It's syllabus week.

3ヶ月前の俺を見ただろ 落ち着けよ 先生に部活のこと聞いてるやつらさ スポーツで単位増やすとか楽しそうにさ 冷静になれよ 誰も初日から最優秀生徒の座を争ったりしないし エネルギーが部屋と合わないんだ 他のみんなは半分寝てる 薬を飲むみたいにコーヒーを飲んでるし 隅っこのほうにいるガキは 先生が質問し終わる前に手を挙げてる シラバス週間なんだ

誰もこんなに頑張る必要はない。

This excitement is completely gone They're slumped over like the rest of us living off of vending machine chips and praying for winter break It's a speed run from yay school to please let this end and honestly that fall off is hilarious to watch You know first week They are color-coding their notes bring in a planner probably even using highlighters like they're in like a YouTube study aesthetic video But by week four they're scribbling half legible answers on the crumpled notebook paper like the rest of us These are the same kids who start group projects with motivational speeches talking about okay guys if we all work together We can totally get an a fast forward a month They're ghosting the group chat leaving you on read while you're stuck finishing the slideshow at 2 a.m.

この興奮は完全に消え去り、自販機のポテトチップスで生活し、冬休みを祈る私たちのようにうつむいている。しかし4週目になると、私たちと同じように、くしゃくしゃになったノートの紙に半分しか読めない答えを走り書きしている。グループプロジェクトでは、やる気を起こさせるようなスピーチから始めるような子たちだ。m.

And enthusiasm in the hallways Oh my god first day back.

They're hugging everybody like they're in a Disney Channel reunion episode But you like I said give it a couple weeks and now they're speed walking past people with air pods in Pretending not to see anyone the overly excited kid basically burns through all the school spirit in record time You know they go from a cheerleader to you know cafe dependent zombie faster than anybody else Then there's the fashion show contestant.

ディズニーチャンネルの同窓会のエピソードみたいに、みんなとハグするんだ。でも、2週間もすれば、今度は空気入れを持った人たちの横をスピードウォークするんだ。

You know exactly who I'm talking about first week back They step into school like it's Paris fashion week full fit check brand-new Jordan some designer hoodie Maybe even a chain they clearly borrowed from their older brother.

パリのファッション・ウィークさながらに、新品のジョーダンやデザイナーズ・パーカーに身を包み、兄から借りたと思われるチェーンまでつけて登校するのだ。

They don't just walk in a class They enter Backpacks slung over one shoulder doing that slow strut down the hallway like people are actually taking photos of them bro relax We're not paparazzi.

リュックサックを片方の肩にかけ、廊下をゆっくり歩きながら入ってくる。

We're just trying to get to homeroom and this person always acts like every class is a runway They'll sit down dramatically unzip their bags slowly take out a notebook like they're unveiling a new product It's all about the performance But here's the thing the drip never lasts by week two the Jordans are creased the hoodies got a ketchup stain from lunch and suddenly Mr..

私たちはホームルームに行こうとしているだけなのに、この人はいつも、すべてのクラスがランウェイであるかのように振る舞っている。 まるで新製品をお披露目するかのように、ドラマチックに座ってバッグのファスナーをゆっくりと開け、ノートを取り出す。

Fashion week is pulling up in sweatpants like the rest of us the funniest part about this one Is that they don't even notice nobody cared like bro?

ファッション・ウィークは、他の人たちと同じようにスウェットパンツをはいて登場するのだが、今回の一番面白いところは、誰も気にしてないことに気づかないことだ。

We're sitting in fluorescent lighting on plastic chairs eating cafeteria pizza You could be wearing Louis Vuitton head-to-toe, and it still smells like tater tots in here next up We got the summer story guy this person will not shut up about whatever he did over break every conversation Somehow turns into a TED talk about their vacation Yeah, bro when I was in Cabo the hotel had three pools and one of them had a swim-up bar, okay?

蛍光灯の下、プラスチックの椅子に座り、カフェテリアのピザを食べている。 ルイ・ヴィトンを頭からつま先まで着ていても、ここはまだタルトの匂いがする。

Thanks for reminding me that I stayed home eating pizza rolls and watching tik-tok for two months straight They'll casually drop it in every subject to history teachers like what did you learn this summer?

2ヶ月間ずっと家でロールピザを食べながらtik-tokを見ていたことを思い出させてくれてありがとう。

And this guy's like well when I was jet skiing in Florida, bro You are not Indiana Jones You just went on a family trip that your parents paid for and the worst part is you know they drag it out for weeks Like dude, it's October nobody cares about your Ken Coons snorkeling adventure at this point Just make a PowerPoint and get it over with and it's always the most basic trips, too They'll act like they discovered a new continent because their family went to Disney.

フロリダでジェットスキーをしたとき、この男はこう言ったんだ。インディ・ジョーンズじゃないんだから、親にお金を出してもらって家族旅行に行っただけなのに、最悪なのは何週間も引き延ばすことだ。

Yeah, bro Space Mountain was crazy Wow, man, so inspirational really brave of you to wait in line for three hours, and when they're not flexing the vacation They're flexing the people they saw oh, yeah, I met some locals.

ああ、スペース・マウンテンはクレイジーだった。3時間も並んで待つなんて、本当に勇気があるね。

僕たちは今、基本的に親友なんだ。

バーテンダーと話すようなもの？

That's not a friendship That's that's customer service what kills me is how they tell the same story over and over again to different people by the end of The day you've heard about that like jet ski crash 15 times congrats, man You almost died in like the lamest way possible, and there's always you know one kid who went nowhere, but lies about it Anyway, yeah, dude.

それは友情じゃない、それが接客サービスなんだ。俺が腹が立つのは、彼らが同じ話を何度も何度も違う人にすることだ。その日のうちに、ジェットスキーの事故の話を15回も聞くことになる。

この夏はずっとヨーロッパにいた。

No you weren't we saw you in Target three weeks ago another one You'll always see during the first week back is the over sharer the kid who treats back-to-school like open mic night the teacher will Be like so what did everyone do this summer and this kid takes it as an invitation to drop their full autobiography Well first I went to visit my grandma in Idaho then my dog got sick Then I worked at a subway for like three weeks, but I quit because my manager was toxic I'm here to tell you right now We don't care Okay, bro.

3週間前、ターゲットで見かけたよ」 「いや、そうじゃなかった。3週間前、ターゲットで見かけたよ」 「3週間前、ターゲットで見かけたよ」 「3週間前、ターゲットで見かけたよ」 「3週間前、ターゲットで見かけたよ」 「3週間前、ターゲットで見かけたよ」 「3週間前、ターゲットで見かけたよ」 「3週間前、ターゲットで見かけたよ」 「3週間前、ターゲットで見かけたよ」 「3週間前、ターゲットで見かけたよ」 「3週間前、ターゲットで見かけたよ」 「いや、そうじゃなかった。

Nobody asked for your summer documentary We all just wanted like one fun fact not a director's cut of your life story And they'll drag it out every class every icebreaker every group activity They've got some long-winded answer like tell us your name in a hobby and here comes well My name is Sarah, but people call me Sarah sometimes s and I used to be on the volleyball team But then I hurt my ankle and now I'm really into crystals stop.

誰もあなたの夏休みのドキュメンタリーを求めてはいなかった。みんな、あなたの人生ストーリーのディレクターズ・カットではなく、ただひとつの楽しい事実が欲しかっただけなのに、授業のたびに、アイスブレイクのたびに、グループ活動のたびに、それを引っ張り出してくる。

We do not need your lore dump on day one They'll even overshare the most random embarrassing details like yeah My cat threw up in my shoe the morning of my cousin's wedding and then my mom got it in a fight with our neighbor About recycling bins, bro.

いとこの結婚式の朝、猫が靴の中に吐いたんだ。

どうやってここまで来たのか？

We're just saying names and hobbies by the end of the week everybody knows their whole family tree medical history and astrological sign like congratulations You just trauma dumped on the entire class before you even open the textbook anyway I hope going back to school is easy for all you guys, but regardless I hope you enjoyed this video if you did please be sure to leave a like and subscribe I also post all my videos over on Spotify if you could check that out I would really appreciate it, and I hope you guys all have a great day.

週が明ける頃には、みんな自分の家系図や病歴、星座まで知っているんだ。教科書を開く前に、クラス全員にトラウマを植え付けられてしまったよ。