THERE YOU GO!

そこに行け！

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

あなたのホストのステファン・コルバートです。

I WANT TO GIVE MY WIFE A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE.

私は妻にシャンパンのグラスを贈りたい。

YOU HAVE BEEN A ROCK THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS.

YOU HAVE BEEN A ROCK THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS.

THANKS SO MUCH.

本当にありがとうございます。

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JOE BIDEN DID IT!

紳士淑女の皆さん ジョー・ビデンがやりました！

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

HE'S OUR NEXT PRESIDENT!

彼が次期大統領だ！

I'M SO HAPPY!

I'M SO HAPPY!

I WANT TO SHARE THIS MOMENT WITH YOU, MY AUDIENCE, I WISH WE

私はこの瞬間をあなたと共有したい、私の聴衆、私は私たちを願っています。

COULD ALL BE TOGETHER IN THE THEATER, INSTEAD OF BEING STUCK

COULD ALL BE TOGETHER IN THE THEATER, INSTEAD OF BEING STUCK

IN THIS CONVERTED STORAGE ROOM!

IN THIS CONVERTED STORAGE ROOM!

BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO STOP ME FROM FIRING THE T-SHIRT CANNON!

でも、T-シャツキャノンを 発射するのを止められない！

COME ON!

来いよ！

CHRIS, CATCH THIS.

クリス、これを捕まえて

COME ON, CATCH IT!

来いよ 捕まえろ！

OKAY, JIMMY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

もういいわ、ジミー、十分よ。

I'LL FIRE THAT THING BACK UP.

I'LL FIRE THAT THING BACK UP.

READY AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE.

すぐに準備できます。

EVERY TIME SOMEONE GROWNS AT ONE OF MY JOKES, IT IS GO TIME

誰かが私のジョークで成長するたびに、それは時間です。

( BLEEP ).

( BLEEP )。

HEAR THAT?

聞いたか？

THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING.

うまくいってるってことだよ

THERE YOU GO.

そこに行くんだ

FINALLY, AFTER FOUR YEARS, AMERICANS CAN EXHALE.

ようやく４年後、アメリカ人は息を引き取ることができるようになりました。

UNLESS YOU'RE NEAR OTHER PEOPLE.

UNLESS YOU'RE NEAR OTHER PEOPLE.

THEN PLEASE DON'T.

じゃあやめてくれ

PANDEMIC.

パンデミック。

AFTER BIDEN'S VICTORY WAS ANNOUNCED, PEOPLE EVERYWHERE

バイデンの勝利が発表された後、世界中の人々が

FLOODED THE STREETS, FROM TIMES SQUARE TO DENVER TO SAN

タイムズスクエアからデンバー、サンまでの道路が浸水しました。

DIEGO TO MIAMI TO ATLANTA.

DIEGO TO MIAMI TO ATLANTA.

THAT IS THE BIGGEST PRESIDENTIAL RALLY OF ALL TIME.

THAT IS THE BIGGEST PRESIDENTIAL RALLY OF ALL TIME.

NOT A GOOD SIGN WHEN THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS REACT TO

NOT A GOOD SIGN WHEN THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS REACT TO

YOU LOSING YOUR JOB THE WAY THEY DID TO US GETTING BIN LADEN.

お前は職を失ったビン・レーデンを手に入れた時と同じようにな

IT FEELS LIKE AMERICA IS...

アメリカが...

WHAT'S THE WORD... GREAT AGAIN?

何て言うか..."偉大な復活 "って？

AND THE CHANTING, OH, THE CHANTING.

そして 呪文を唱えています

HERE'S A GROUP IN D.C.: Y-M-C-A

ここにワシントンのグループがあります: Y-M-C-A

Y-M-C-A >> STEPHEN: PERFECT TROLL, BOTH

Y-M-C-A >> STEPHEN: PERFECT TROLL, BOTH

BECAUSE THE "YMCA" WAS TRUMP'S BIG RALLY SONG, AND BECAUSE,

"YMCA "がトランプの大きなラリーソングだったからです。

AFTER WORKING FOR TRUMP, I THINK IT'S WHERE STEVE BANNON IS

トランプのために働いた後、私はそれがSTEVE BANNONの場所だと思います。

LIVING.

LIVING.

NOT TO BE OUTDONE, THIS IS WHAT THE CELEBRATIONS LOOKED LIKE IN

NOT TO BE OUTDONE, THIS IS WHAT THE CELEBRATIONS LOOKED LIKE IN

L.A.: ♪ ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS

ロス...♪ ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS

YOU ♪ ♪ OOOH BABY ♪

♪ ♪ OOOOH BABY ♪

>> STEPHEN: WOW, TRUMP WAS RIGHT.

>> >> WOW, TRUMP WAS RIGHT.

WE'RE FINALLY SAYING "MERRY CHRISTMAS" AGAIN!

WE'RE FINALLY SAYING "MERRY CHRISTMAS" AGAIN!

FUN FACT, THIS WEEKEND A SONG CALLED "(BLEEP) DONALD TRUMP"

今週末の歌は「(BLEEP) DONALD TRUMP」です。

HIT NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES.

ITUNESでナンバーワンをヒット。

ALTHOUGH "PARTY IN THE U.S.A."

アメリカでのパーティー

IS REFUSING TO CONCEDE.

譲歩を拒否している

AND IT WASN'T JUST AMERICA, PEOPLE O TOOK THE STREETS TO

アメリカだけではなく、人々が街に出て行ったのです。

CELEBRATE IN CANADA, IRELAND, INDIA, THE FOREST MOON OF ENDOR,

CELEBRATE IN CANADA, IRELAND, INDIA, THE FOREST MOON OF ENDOR,

ZION, PEOPLE WERE SINGING IN THE RAIN, AND ULTIMATELY, TRUMP

ザイオン、人々は雨の中で歌っていました、そして、究極的には、トランプは、

TOWER COLLAPSED.

TOWER COLLAPSED.

GO BACK TO THE SHADOW, DONNY!

GO BACK TO THE SHADOW, DONNY!

NOW, WHILE I'M HAPPY, I'M ALSO ECSTATIC.

今、私は幸せなのに、私はまた恍惚としている。

I'M ALSO A LITTLE TIRED.

I'M ALSO A LITTLE TIRED.

AND I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED.

AND I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED.

WE'VE GOT A RAGING PANDEMIC, THE BIGGEST BUDGET DEFICIT IN

WE'VE GOT A RAGING PANDEMIC, THE BIGGEST BUDGET DEFICIT IN

HISTORY, WE PISSED OFF EVERY COUNTRY EXCEPT THOSE RULED BY

HISTORY, WE PISSED OFF EVERY COUNTRY EXCEPT THOSE RULED BY

DICTATORS.

DICTATORS.

IN SHORT, OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS DIFFERENT.

要するに、私たちの長い国の夜遊びは違うのです。

SO WE CAN'T BE COMPLACENT.

だから完全ではいられない

WE HAVE TO PUT OUR HEADS DOWN AND KEEP DOING THE WORK...

頭を下げて仕事を続けなければならない...

STARTING TOMORROW.

明日から始まる

FOR NOW: ♪

今すぐ：

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

COME ON, CHRIS, DO THE WAVE!

クリス、波に乗れ！

THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

YOU KNOW THAT SECOND ONE WAS COMING.

YOU KNOW THAT SECOND ONE WAS COMING.

WASN'T SCRIPTED.

書き込まれていない

JUST SAID STEPHEN DANCES.

JUST SAID STEPHEN DANCES.

DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TAKING YOUR HEAD OFF WITH TWO

DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TAKING YOUR HEAD OFF WITH TWO

POUNDS OF COTTON.

POUNDS OF COTTON.

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S ALL LOVE, BABY.

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S ALL LOVE, BABY.

IT'S ALL LOVE.

IT'S ALL LOVE.

AFTER THE GOOD NEWS WAS ANNOUNCED, PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN

AFTER THE GOOD NEWS WAS ANNOUNCED, PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN

AND VICE PRESIDENT ELECT HARRIS TOOK TO THE STAGE IN DELAWARE.

副大統領エレクト・ハリスはデラウェアのステージに立った

FIRST UP WAS KAMALA HARRIS.

FIRST UP WAS KAMALA HARRIS.

THIS IS A BIG DEAL.

これは大きな取引だ

HARRIS IS THE FIRST FEMALE VICE PRESIDENT, FIRST BLACK VICE

HARRIS IS THE FIRST FEMALE VICE PRESIDENT, FIRST BLACK VICE

PRESIDENT, FIRST SOUTH ASIAN VICE PRESIDENT!

大統領、初の南アジアの副大統領！

THE FIRST VICE PRESIDENT TO PULL A KICK-ASS ALL-WHITE POWER SUIT!

THE FIRST VICE PRESIDENT TO PULL A KICK-ASS ALL-WHITE POWER SUIT!

THOUGH, TO BE FAIR, FOR TRUMP, EVERY SUIT IS A WHITE POWER

しかし、公平に言えば、トランプにとっては、すべてのスーツは白人の権力です。

SUIT.

スーツ。

HARRIS ACKNOWLEDGED HER PLACE IN HISTORY.

ハリスは歴史の中で彼女の位置を認識していた。

>> THE GENERATIONS OF WOMEN ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> THE GENERATIONS OF WOMEN ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

BLACK WOMEN, ASIAN, WHITE, LATINA, NATIVE AMERICAN WOMEN,

BLACK WOMEN、ASIAN、WHITE、LATINA、NATIVE AMERICAN WOMEN。

WHO, THROUGHOUT OUR NATION'S HISTORY, HAVE PAVED THE WAY FOR

WHO, THROUGHOUT OUR NATION'S HISTORY, HAVE PAVED THE WAY FOR

THIS MOMENT TONIGHT.

今夜のこの瞬間

WOMEN WHO FOUGHT AND SACRIFICED SO MUCH FOR EQUALITY AND LIBERTY

平等と自由のために多くの努力と犠牲を払った女性たち

AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.

AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.

INCLUDING THE BLACK WOMEN WHO ARE OFTEN, TOO OFTEN,

INCLUDING THE BLACK WOMEN WHO ARE OFTEN, TOO OFTEN,

OVERLOOKED, BUT SO OFTEN PROVE THEY ARE THE BACKBONE OF OUR

OVERLOOKED, BUT SO OFTEN PROVE THEY ARE THE BACKBONE OF OUR

DEMOCRACY.

民主主義。

WHAT A TESTAMENT IT IS TO JOE'S CHARACTER THAT HAD THE AUDACITY

ジョーのキャラクターには、何という試練があるのでしょうか。

TO BREAK ONE OF THE MOST SUBSTANTIAL BARRIERS THAT EXISTS

存在する最も本質的な障壁の一つを壊すために

IN OUR COUNTRY AND SELECT A WOMAN AS HIS VICE PRESIDENT.

私たちの国では、女性を選択してください 彼の副大統領として。

(CARS HONKING) >> Stephen: THAT IS THE FIRST

スティーブン：それが最初です。

TIME IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND IT WAS NICE TO SEE A WOMAN GET

人造人間の歴史の中では、女性が手に入れるのを見るのが好きな時代だった。

HONKED AT!

HONKED AT!

"HEY, BABY.

"HEY, BABY.

WAY TO SHATTER THAT GLASS CEILING!

ガラスの天井を揺らす方法！

YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD IN THAT EXECUTIVE BRANCH!

そのエクゼクティブ・ブランチがとてもお似合いだ！

OH, YEAH!" THEN, SHE INTRODUCED THE MAN OF

"OH, YEAH!そして、彼女が紹介したのは

THE HOUR, THE VICE SO NICE HE'S GOING TO THE WHITE HOUSE TWICE:

"時間 "と "副大統領 "は "ホワイトハウスに２回行く

>> IT IS NOW MY GREAT HONOR TO INTRODUCE THE PRESIDENT-ELECT OF

>> IT IS NOW MY GREAT HONOR TO INTRODUCE THE PRESIDENT-ELECT OF

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, JOE BIDEN!

アメリカ合衆国、ジョー・バイデン！

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> STEPHEN: LOOK AT HIM!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> STEPHEN: LOOK AT HIM!

RUNNING LAPS AROUND TRUMP BY RUNNING AT ALL.

トランプの周りを 走って周回しています

BIDEN HAD A MESSAGE OF UNITY: >> I PLEDGE TO BE A PRESIDENT

バイデンは団結のメッセージを持っていた>> 私は大統領になることを宣言します

WHO SEEKS NOT TO DIVIDE, BUT UNIFY, WHO DOESN'T SEE RED

誰が分割するのではなく、統一しようとするのか、誰が赤を見ないのか？

STATES OR BLUE STATES, BUT ONLY SEES THE UNITED STATES.

米国または青色の州がありますが、米国だけを見ています。

>> STEPHEN: I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING THERE, TOO, SIR.

>> 私も楽しみにしています。

AFTER SIX DAYS OF BINGE-WATCHING STEVE KORNACKI, RED STATES AND

AFTER SIX DAYS OF BINGE-WATCHING STEVE KORNACKI, RED STATES AND

BLUE STATES HAVE BEEN BURNED INTO MY RETINAS.

BLUE STATES HAVE BEEN BURNED INTO MY RETINAS.

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, ALL I SEE IS THE MAP OF PENNSYLVANIA.

目を閉じると ペンシルバニアの地図しか見えない

AND THEY'VE UPDATED BUCK'S COUNTY!

バックスカントリーを更新したんだ！

ALLEGHENY!

ALLEGHENY!

THEN THE PRESIDENT-ELECT ADDRESSED HIS OPPONENT'S

THEN THE PRESIDENT-ELECT ADDRESSED HIS OPPONENT'S

SUPPORTERS DIRECTLY AND COMPASSIONATELY.

直接的かつ思いやりを持ってサポートします。

>> FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO VOTED FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP, I

>> トランプ大統領に投票したあなた方のために、私は

UNDERSTAND THE DISAPPOINTMENT TONIGHT.

"今夜の失望を理解する

I'VE LOST A COUPLE OF TIMES MYSELF.

私は自分自身を2回も失っている。

>> STEPHEN: WAIT A SECOND, ADMITTING THAT YOU'VE EVER LOST?

>> ちょっと待って 今までに負けたことを認めるの？

WHY ISN'T HE TALKING ABOUT SHOWER PRESSURE AND HOW

WHY ISN'T HE TALKING ABOUT SHOWER PRESSURE AND HOW

WINDMILLS GIVE YOU CANCER?

WINDMILLS GIVE YOU CANCER?

HE DIDN'T EVEN WISH AN ACCUSED CHILD SEX TRAFFICKER WELL.

HE DIDN'T EVEN WISH AN ACCUSED CHILD SEX TRAFFICKER WELL.

SO UNPRESIDENTIAL!

僭越ながら！

SO BIDEN HARRIS, THEY'RE NEXT UP.

バイデン・ハリス 次は彼らだ

BUT WITH ALL THIS TALK ABOUT OUR NEW PRESIDENT-ELECT, WE'VE STILL

BUT WITH ALL THIS TALK ABOUT OUR NEW PRESIDENT-ELECT, WE'VE STILL

GOT A PRESIDENT-REJECT.

大統領が拒否された

AND I'LL DISCUSS HIS FALL FROM GLORY IN A SEGMENT I'M CALLING:

私は彼の栄光からの転落について話します私が呼んでいる部門で

>> IT'S RIGGED!

>> IT'S RIGGED!

>> DONALD TRUMP: ROAD FROM THE WHITE HOUSE.

>> ホワイトハウスからの道。

>> STEPHEN: IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE THE ELECTION WAS CALLED

>> STEPHEN: IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE THE ELECTION WAS CALLED

FOR BIDEN, AND AS OF THIS TAPING, DONALD TRUMP HAS REFUSED

バイデンのために このテーピングの時点で ドナルド・トランプは拒否しています

TO CONCEDE.

悩むこと。

THAT'S FINE.

いいわよ

UNTIL HE DOES, I REFUSE TO REMEMBER HIS NAME.

彼の名前を思い出すのを拒否します

WHAT WAS IT?

何だったの？

UH... RONALD CLUMP?

うっ...RONALD CLUMP?

BALDIN' GRUNT?

BALDIN' GRUNT?

IT WILL COME TO ME.

IT WILL COME TO ME.

THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN HOLED UP IN THE WHITE HOUSE TANTRUM

大統領はホワイトハウスのタントラで 拘束されています

PANTRY, WHERE THINGS ARE SO STRESSFUL, "THE DAILY MAIL"

PANTRY, WHERE THINGS ARE SO STRESSFUL, "THE DAILY MAIL"

REPORTS HIS STAFF IS LIGHTING ROSE-SCENTED CANDLES IN AN

スタッフがバラを中心としたキャンドルに火を灯している様子をレポート

ATTEMPT TO SOFTEN THE ENVIRONMENT, AND TO COMBAT THE

環境を軟化させるために、また、環境に対抗するために努力する。

SMELL OF FAST-FOOD DELIVERED TO THE PRESIDENT.

SMELL OF FAST-FOOD DELIVERED TO THE PRESIDENT.

JUST A PREVIEW OF THE INTENSE DESTANKIFICATION THE

ただ、その強烈なデスタンクフィケーションの予習をしていただけです。

BIDEN-HARRIS TEAM WILL HAVE TO DO.

BIDEN-HARRIS TEAM WILL HAVE TO DO.

MIGHT BE BEST TO JUST REPLACE THE RESOLUTE DESK WITH A GIANT

レゾリュートデスクを巨大なものに置き換えるのが一番いいかもしれません。

GLADE PLUG-IN.

GLADE PLUG-IN.

THE LAME DUCK PRESIDENT HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN THIS PARTICULAR

ラメダック大統領はいつもこれほど特殊だったわけではありません。

ABOUT THE ELECTORAL COUNT.

選挙人のカウントについて。

IN FACT, AS SHARP-EYED NEWSMAN JOHN DICKERSON POINTED OUT, BACK

実際には、鋭い目のニュースマン、ジョン・ディッカーソンが指摘したように

IN 2016, WHEN DONALD TRUMP GAVE HIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH AFTER

2016年、ドナルド・トルンプがACCEPTANCE SPEECHをした後に

CLINTON CONCEDED, THE ELECTORAL COUNT HADN'T REACHED 270.

クリントンが譲歩し、選挙人の数は270に達していませんでした。

THANK GOODNESS HE DIDN'T TWEET "STOP THE COUNT!" BACK THEN OR

THANK GOODNESS HE DIDN'T TWEET "STOP THE COUNT!" BACK THEN OR

ELSE... NOTHING WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

そうでなければ...何も起こらなかっただろう。

THEY COUNT ALL THE VOTES, THAT'S HOW DEMOCRACY WORKS, PRESIDENT

彼らはすべての投票を数えます それは民主主義がどのように機能するかです 大統領

GRUNT!

GRUNT!

HE ALSO HASN'T APPEARED IN PUBLIC SINCE THURSDAY NIGHT,

HE ALSO HASN'T APPEARED IN PUBLIC SINCE THURSDAY NIGHT,

WHEN HE RALLIED THE NATION WITH HIS HOPEFUL MESSAGE, "MY FELLOW

WHEN HE RALLIED THE NATION WITH HIS HOPEFUL MESSAGE, "MY FELLOW

AMERICANS, STAND BACK: I HAVE A HEAT RAY."

"アメリカ人よ、下がれ：私はヒートレイを持っている。"

BUT SOME OF HIS LACKEYS HAVE BEEN MORE THAN WILLING TO STEP

しかし、彼のラッキーたちの中には 踏み出す気になれない者もいた

UP AND EMBARRASS THEMSELVES.

自分自身を恥ずかしくさせる。

LIKE TRUMP'S ATTORNEY AND MAN SHOWING WHERE HE'S GONNA GET HIS

LIKE TRUMP'S ATTORNEY AND MAN SHOWING WHERE HE'S GONNA GET HIS

PRISON TATTOOS, RUDY GIULIANI.

PRISON TATTOOS, RUDY GIULIANI.

GIULIANI IS ACCUSING EVERYONE IN AMERICA OF VOTER FRAUD, AND HE

ジュリアーニはアメリカの全ての人を 選挙人の不正を告発しています

HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE FOR TRUMP ON SATURDAY, WHICH TRUMP

土曜日にトランプの記者会見を開いた。

ANNOUNCED ON TWITTER WOULD TAKE PLACE AT THE FOUR SEASONS,

ANNOUNCED ON TWITTER WOULD TAKE PLACE AT THE FOUR SEASONS,

PHILADELPHIA.

フィラデルフィア

WHICH IS A LOVELY HOTEL.

WHICH IS A LOVY HOTEL.

BUT HE QUICKLY CORRECTED THAT TO FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING.

BUT HE QUICKLY CORRECTED THAT TO FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING.

NOW, HOW THIS HAPPENED IS UNCLEAR.

なぜこうなったのかは不明だが

MY GUESS?

私の推測？

INCOMPETENCE.

不十分だ

ONE THEORY IS THAT SOMEONE IN THE CAMPAIGN MISTOOK THE VENUE

一つの説としては、キャンペーン中の誰かが会場を間違えたというものがあります。

FOR A LUXURY HOTEL.

A LUXURY HOTELのために。

EMBARRASSING, BUT NOT THE FIRST TIME SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAS

EMBARRASSING, BUT NOT THE FIRST TIME SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAS

HAPPENED.

ハプニングが起きました。

AFTER ALL, WHO CAN FORGET WHEN F.D.R., STALIN, AND CHURCHILL

結局のところ、誰がF.D.R.、STALIN、およびCHURCHILLを忘れてしまうことができます。

MET AT THE YALTA DISCOUNT TOILET EMPORIUM.

ヤルタ・ディスカウント・トイレット・エムポリウムでの出会い。

FLUSH DEFUEHRER!

給油機をフラッシュしてください！

MISTAKE OR NOT, THEY HELD THE PRESS CONFERENCE AT THE LOADING

MISTAKE OR NOT, THEY HELD THE PRESS CONFERENCE AT THE LOADING

DOCK OF THE LANDSCAPER.

DOCK OF THE LANDSCAPER.

HERE'S WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE: THAT'S QUITE AN IMAGE.

これはこんな感じでした。

PROJECTS POWER.

PROJECTS POWER.

LOOKS LIKE THE PENGUIN ANNOUNCING LAYOFFS TO HIS

ぺんぎんが彼へのレイオフを発表しているように見える

HENCHMEN.

HENCHMEN。

LOOKS LIKE A "STORAGE WARS" EPISODE HOSTED BY THE CRYPT

LOOKS LIKE A "STORAGE WARS" EPISODE HOSTED BY THE CRYPT

KEEPER.

キーパー

IT LOOKS LIKE THE DEDICATION OF A NEW PERFORMING ARTS CENTER AT

IT LOOKS LIKE THE DEDICATION OF A NEW PERFORMING ARTS CENTER AT

CHERNOBYL.

ＣＨＥＲＮＯＢＹＬ

ALTHOUGH IT'S POSSIBLE GIULIANI GOES THERE ALL THE TIME.

ALTHOUGH IT'S POSSIBLE GIULIANI GOES THERE ALL THE TIME.

I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HIS DENTIST REQUIRES LANDSCAPING

歯医者が造園を要求してきたら 驚かないだろうな

TOOLS.

TOOLS。

EVEN WORSE, BUT ALSO SOMEHOW BETTER, FOUR SEASONS TOTAL

さらに悪いことに、しかし、それだけではなく、いくつかのより良い、4つのシーズン合計。

LANDSCAPING IS RIGHT BY A CREMATORIUM AND AN ADULT VIDEO

墓所とアダルトビデオのそばで地鎮祭をするのが正しい

STORE.

STORE.

MAKES SENSE.

意味がある

THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN SCREWED AND DEAD.

トランプ・キャンペーンは 縫われて死ぬまでの間のどこかにある。

IN THE PRESSER ITSELF, GIULIANI ANNOUNCED A UNIQUE THEORY AS TO

プレスの中で、ジュリアーニは、独自の理論を発表しました。

HOW PHILADELPHIA WENT SO STRONGLY FOR BIDEN.

ビデンのためにいかにしてフィラデルフィアは強くなったのか。

>> IN PHILADELPHIA, THEY KEEP THE VOTE OF DEAD PEOPLE SECRET.

>> IN PHILADELPHIA, THEY KEEP THE VOTE OF DEAD PEOPLE SECRET.

AT LEAST THAT IS SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN BE COMMENDED FOR.

少なくとも、あなたが賞賛されることができる何かがあります。

THERE ARE DEAD PEOPLE VOTING, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

THERE ARE DEAD PEOPLE VOTING, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.

>> STEPHEN: FORGET ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE VOTING, THERE'S A DEAD

>> >> STEPHEN: FORGET ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE VOTING, THERE'S A DEAD

GUY HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE RIGHT OUTSIDE THE CREMATORIUM!

GUY HOLDING A PRESS CONFERENCE RIGHT OUTSIDE THE CREMATORIUM!

SOMEONE CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS!

SOMEONE CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS!

SO, THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT IT'S OVER, BUT IT

大統領はそれが終わったことを認めたがらないが、しかし、それは

IS.

ISです。

AND WHEN HE LEAVES, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO?

AND WHEN HE LEAVES, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO?

SLEEP.

SLEEP.

BUT ALSO, THE POSSIBILITY THAT, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOUR

BUT ALSO, THE POSSIBILITY THAT, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOUR

YEARS, WE WILL BE ABLE TO SHIFT OUR COLLECTIVE FOCUS AWAY FROM

数年後には、私たちのコレクションの焦点を、今までのやり方から変えられるでしょう。

HIM ONTO ANYTHING ELSE.

HIM ONTO ANYTHING ELSE.

MAYBE EACH OTHER.

MAYBE EACH OTHER.

WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE?

いいじゃないか？

I GOT UP THIS MORNING, WALKING DOWN THE STEPS, AND I JUST FELT

今朝起きて 階段を歩いていて感じたんだ

ALL THIS AVAILABLE BRAIN SPACE.

この利用可能な脳のスペース

AND THERE ISN'T ANYTHING OCCUPYING IT YET.

まだ何もないわ

IT'S LIKE A CLEAN KITCHEN COUNTER WHERE SOMETHING COULD BE

IT'S LIKE A CLEAN KITCHEN COUNTER WHERE SOMETHING COULD BE

MADE IF WE'RE JUST NOT CLUTTERING IT UP WITH THAT GUY.

あの男と一緒にいるだけで 邪魔にならないなら作ったんだ

SATURDAY AFTERNOON RIGHT AFTER WE HEARD JOE HAD CLINCHED THE

SATURDAY AFTERNOON RIGHT AFTER WE HEARD JOE HAD CLINCHED THE

ELECTORAL COLLEGE, WE WERE ON THE PORCH, AND I SAT DOWN AND

選挙人学校では、私たちはポーチにいて、私は座って座っていました。

JUST STARTED CRYING WITH RELIEF, AND EVIE SAID, YOU NEVER HAVE TO

リリーフで泣き出したんだけど エビーが言ってた "もう泣く必要はない "って

TALK ABOUT HIM AGAIN, AND THEN I CRIED WITH JOY.

また彼の話をして、それから私は喜びで泣いた。

NOW, OBAMA WAS A CHARISMATIC GUY, A LOT OF PEOPLE ACCUSED HIM

今では、オバマ氏は、多くの人々が彼を非難していました。

OF BEING A CELEBRITY, BUT THERE WERE WHOLE DAYS WHEN YOU DIDN'T

OF BEING A CELEBRITY, BUT THERE WERE WHOLE DAYS WHEN YOU DIDN'T

THINK ABOUT HIM.

THINK ABOUT HIM.

REMEMBER THAT?

覚えてるか？

PROBABLY NOT BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THINKING ABOUT HIM.

彼のことを考えていなかったからでしょうね

I THINK IT HELPED US SLEEP THAT WE KNEW THAT OBAMA SLEPT.

私はそれが私たちの睡眠を助けたと思う 私たちは知っていたことを知っていた オバマが眠っていた。

FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS, IF YOU WERE UP LATE DOOM SCROLLING,

FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS, IF YOU WERE UP LATE DOOM SCROLLING,

YOU'D SEE THE PRESIDENT UP DOUCHE TWEETING.

YOU'D SEE THE PRESIDENT UP DOUCHE TWEETING.

I'M ALSO LOOKING FORWARD TO, I DON'T KNOW, PEOPLE BEING NICER.

私も楽しみにしています、私は知らない、人々がより優しくなること。

INCLUDING ME.

私を含めて

ONE OF THE THINGS ABOUT THIS JOB THAT I HAVE FOUND IS THAT I TEND

私がこの仕事で見つけたことの一つは、私は傾向があるということです。

TO REFLECT BACK THE NATIONAL TONE.

ナショナルトーンを反映させるために。

AND THAT TONE COMES FROM THE TOP.

その音は上から来るんだ