(CHOIR SINGING)

(SAXOPHONE PLAYING)

(SNIFFING)

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

(GASPING)

(COUGHING)

Just a moment.

Okay.

(CHOIR SINGING)

(SIGHS)

-Have you decided, sir? -Yes. Could I have this, please?

The steak tartare?

Steak. Yes.

-Would you like to try the house wine, sir? -Yes, please.

Mmm...

No, no, no, no, no. I'm driving.

(PLAYING HAPPY BIRTHDAY)

(MUMBLES) Something for you...

WAITER: Everything to your satisfaction, sir?

-Is everything all right, sir? -Oh, yes.

-Are you sure? -Oh, yes.

(PLAYING HAPPY BIRTHDAY)

Excuse me! I do apologise. I am terribly sorry, sir.

Whatever is going on?

(MANAGER APOLOGISING)

It really is the most appalling mess.

I really cannot... Please, do forgive us.

(PLAYING HAPPY BIRTHDAY)

NARRATOR: And you join us as the royal car winds its way slowly

to the front entrance of the Odeon Cinema for tonight's gala performance.

The crowd cheers, their spirits undampened by the light November drizzle.

And inside, waiting to greet the royal party, are the stars of the film,

as well as those tireless backroom boys

who really make it all happen behind the scenes.

(CLEARS THROAT)

(SPITS)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(SPITS)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(COUGHING)

(SCREAMS IN PAIN)

(TRUMPETS SOUNDING)

(CHOIR SINGING)