Yes.

Is this a true story?

I want to know.

I heard you're scared of clowns.

No.

I heard that.

Impossible.

Why is it impossible?

Because I'm a black man.

[LAUGHTER]

You can be scare--

I have so many other things to be fearful of.

A clown is not going to scare me.

Really?

Yes.

I'm not afraid of clowns.

But I heard that you were.

[CLOWN YELLING]

Oh [BLEEP]!

[SCREAMING]

OK.

Yeah, I got you.

Oh, you want to play?

That's why I had to move this.

You sat it on top of it.

And I'm like, I had to move that.

You know, I woke up this morning,

and I said, I want my life to be full of surprises.

Ellen, I thank you.

Oh, oh.

Mwah.

You're welcome.

That was the next time--

I mean, that was the best--

I don't even know when I've had that much--

that was so gratifying.

I only did that because you didn't send me

a bottle with your other friends.

But let's take a look because that was a really good one.

Aw, man.

--clowns.

But I heard that you were.

[CLOWN YELLING]

Oh, shit!

[SCREAMING]

I like that you dance when you get scared.

You dance when you get scared.

I like it.

All right, we're going to take a break,

and we're going to talk about--

You really affected my street cred with that, all right?

Yeah!

Yeah.

We'll be back.