Sorry it's such a mess in here. I wasn't expecting company.

Hey! Fuck you Winston, let me out of this thing right now!

-Hmm, now you are the endangered species!

-Hey I'll endanger YOUR species ok? Cash me outside? How bout that?

- Is this because I called you Bi-Curious George? - I don't hold grudges.

-Great while there's still no way i'm gonna be able to climb out of here.

-That's one small step.

-Yeah, well for me it's a giant leap.

-Y'know i should have known you were a different kind of monkey when you started doing quantum physics.

-Ahh, natural selection.

-Yeah whatever I'm gonna get out of here.

-Ooh, I sense a pattern developing.

-Hey Fuck you man, you better not be posting this on Facebook or anything.

-That's a great idea,what was my password again?

-Winston, you gotta let me out of here man.

-If you let me free we can talk science or something would you like that that

-That would be great

-What's your opinion on the total stage gravitational models

-I could get you tacos? -I would kill for some Tacos.

-Oh fuck, I ate all those tacos

-You want a banana?

-No, I do not want a banana

-Come on, who wants a banana?

-For the last time, NO MORE BANANAS!.

-Okay well do you have any weakness?

-Other than a crippling addiction to Peanut Butter.

-Oh look at all this old peanut butter jars.

-Don't touch that, you're making a mess!

-All organized and everything.

-Get out of there! -Oh all these jars are all empty.

-Stop that! I have everything arranged just the way I like it!

-Alright man let me out or i'm gonna kick your ass!

-I don't even think children are afraid of YOU.

-Shut the fuck up i kill kids all the time, you little -

-Ow, Ouch Hey!

-Oh wait look I did find some peanut butter.

-Did someone say, Peanut Butter?

-Oh excuse me

-Oh my god!

-I uh-appear to have lost control.

-Did you actually just piss yourself right now?

-How embarrassing

-Alright Winston, i'm about to do it.

-No -I'm gonna make a Harambe Joke.

-Don't get me angry. -Oh Winston my dicks out my dicks out.

-Oh my dicks out Winston,wh-who's my dick out for Winston?

-Oh it's a little banana hanging out

-Wh-who's my dick out for - -OH GOD OH FUCK, OH MY GOD OH FUCK

-Oh hey. -Hi.

-What's your name? -I am the Reaper.

-Edgy i like it hey I've never seen you before,you must be new here.

-I work the graveyard shift

-Ohhh that explains it

-Okay lets get started. -What's in the box?

-This is Oliver, his owner just wanted a bath and -

-Too easy.

-Holy Shit!

-You're the one responsible for this.

-Wha -YOU JUST FUCKING SHOT HIM IN THE FACE!!

-I shouldn't be surprised you took his side.

-YEAH HE'S A FUCKING INNOCENT ANIMAL!

-Sure, lets just get the job done.

-Nonono stop it right now, I'm gonna have to re-train you completely.

-I don't take lessons from you.

-Yeah well I'm the assistant manager here okay.

-You always did have a high opinion of yourself.

-Okay, we have a few more cats umm-

-Take them out.

-My mistake.

-Oh my god, everything you touch fucking dies.

There's some rubber gloves in the back, please go get them right now.

-Thanks

-Hey, I'm back.

-How are the gloves? -Just what I needed.

-Yeah too bad you have a hand size of a thirteen year old girl.

-Yes...it's my curse.

-Okay why don't you try taking this next one out?

-Jesus Christ

-You've got to be kidding me.

-Come on... -That was a tactical error.

-No it wasn't a error, you just fucking ripped his head off!

-Moving on.

-Sigh okay, this is max, he's a little bit shy. We need to wear these bells and put on these cat ears

-You look ridiculous. -Yeah whatever, do you know where his food is?

-Its in the refrigerator.

-Okay will you go get it please? -Yes.

-Okay thank you.

-Incoming. -Oh god dammit

-Sorry.

-You just broke the only bowl that we have, is there anything else to put this in?

-Tin cans, eat your heart out.

-I hunger.

-Reaper do not eat the- -Huh not bad.

-Reaper that food is only for cats.

-Right.

-Seriously it says it right net to the logo

-I got your logo right here

-Yeah real mature reaper, doesn't change the fact that that food is filled with raw lamb and cat hormones.

-Just how I like it.

-Sigh of course, okay can you pick him up please?

-You're allergic aren't you? -Yes.

-Here take some clarinex

-Much better.

-Good good, how do you think you're doing right now?

-I could do better.

-Yeah i agree.

-Death Blossom is ready.

-Oh wow you actually did a really good job with his hair.

-Finally some recognition. -Yeah but overall I still think you need to be fired.

-Are you kidding me? -I'm sorry it's just-

-I'm getting better at this

-Yeah well what about all those cats you already murdered?

-I will feast on their souls.

-No you see it's stuff like that that makes me want to fire you, so you're done.

-DIE DIE DIE!!! -OW OW OH MY GOD.

-Now Reaper we worked so hard to get you back in this society.

-Sorry -Don't apologize to me, the only one you're letting down is yourself.

-I guess. -How are things Reaper?

-Feels like I'm falling apart.

-Well maybe it's time for another career change.

-Y'know I've always thought you had a great voice, maybe you could read audio books.

-The Doors closed.

-The Lights out.

-The Eggs are cooling.

-The Butters getting hard.

-And the Jellos Jiggling.

-What the fuck was i thinking?

-Ho ho excuuusee me

-Oh That's a beauty!

-Phew, thought i was a goner.

-Oh my god -Hey there

-How's it going cowboy man?

-The names McCree.

-McCree that's right how you doing?

-Not feeling my best.

-Oh yeah well to be honest i could kinda tell

- Are you a janitor now?

-Yes, careful there.

-Oh yeah you even got the wet floor sign.

-Hey uh I clogged this toilet, come help me out real quick.

-Oohh nice one

-Yeah its pretty big.

-No shame in it.

-Hey atleast i didnt get any piss on the seats.

-Good aim.

-Yeah thank you but there's no plunger in here.

-Guess we'll do this the old fashion way

-Oh. -That didn't go so well.

-Aww yeah you got toilet water all over your face and your hand.

-Lets start over at the beginning, Howdy.

-Uhh yeah i'm not gonna shake your hand.

There's probably shit all over there, all over your face and god knows where else.

-Yeah i wouldn't drink the coffee

-Uhh that's fucking disgusting but it looks like we got everything cleaned up.

-Not everything, some people have a peculiar sense of humor.

-Ohh that's disgusting.

-I'm putting out a bounty.

-No no no no no don't you just leave that here, you come back and clean this up.

-I've got unfinished business.

-Well I'm not letting you out of my sight.

-You're welcome to join me.

-Yeah no thank you.

-A man's gotta have a price

-Hey get back in here and clean this up right now.

-Good as new

-No that's not good as new! you just- did you really just write that?

-I'll make ya famous.

-Hey number 1 I'm not gay.

-Number 2 if i was I'm still way too good looking for you

-Huh, looked in the mirror lately?

-Yeah i just did actually and I'm better looking than your ugly ass.

-I'm not good, not bad, but I sure as hell ain't ugly.

-Okay well I'm still not gonna make a s- OH MY GOD

-There's roaches all over the floor.

-Bad guys, head up.

- O-Okay le- lets get your mop.

-Doesn't feel right coming back here.

-Don't you come in this closet like everyday?

-Whoa there this ain't how it was at all.

-Okay well can you find a mop please?

-This ones mine.

-What you have a mop that nobody one else can use?

-A Man's gotta have rules.

-What should i use?

-Oh that would do fine.

-Okay great lets just go.

-Clean, Sweep. -Okay good thank you.

-Bang, Bang, gotcha.

-Okay good.

-Phew almost had me there-

-Oh my god McCree!

-Dammit

-Are you okay?

-Bye -No no ,no goodbye, you're gonna be alright buddy.

-How many fingers am i holding up?

-Two. -Okay you're probably dying but you can still count

-Happens to the best of us.

-No,please you're gonna be okay.

-I don't think so.

-But what if in heaven they just play drake and they don't play country?

-I like both kinds of music.

-Oh my god McCree please hang on

-Just a matter of time.

-Speaking of time, Please McCree can you just...

-One last time tell me what time it is?

-Nope.

[Rip McCree]

-Hi there my favorite real estate agent.

-Hello there.

-Thank you for showing me the house.

-Don't thank me, just doing my job.

-Yeah well you're pretty good at it.

-I am at the top of my field.

-Okay, okay.

-Now me and my girlfriend we're little concerned with the safety of this neighborhood,

is there any steps we can take to increase our security?

-Watch yourself!

-Oh surveillance cameras, that's pretty cool.

-Okey so when are we go inside you got the keys?

-I lost them.

-You lost the keys are you serious.

-Waht, wait they're right there!

-Oh, you are good.

-Okay let's just go inside

-I'm going in.

-O my gosh!

-Now this must be a surprise to you.

-Yeah, there's shit all over the floor!

-We need to clear the area.

-Yes, you need to clear this entire place up, there's even cobwebs everywhere!

-Get them of me!

-Yeah there's crap all over the windows to!

-Clear!

-Okay be hones with me real quick, what kind of shape is the rest of the house in?

-On a scale of 1-10, not good.

-Well shit, okay how many bedrooms is there again?

-One.

-No that doesn't sound right.

-How many bathrooms?

-Five

-Okay that doesn't make any sense. Has this place any internet?

-Connection on going.

-Okay does this house come with something useful?

-I believe they have a teleporter.