Name: Mark Gungor Tale of Two Brains Full
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Hello and welcome to
"Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage".

This is the marriage seminar for people
who hate marriage seminars!

I've got a kick out of watching the couples
when they first come in on Friday night.

"I got him here! 
I got him here! I got him here!"

And the guys are going:
"Oh, man, I can't believe" 
you know "I got here!"

But it's cool, guys.
You can relax. You're gonna love it.

This is not one of those
"Let's beat up on the men 
for not being women" seminars.

Man, you know, you ask a lot of women
to describe their ideal man
and they'll describe another woman.

So, we're not gonna do that.
We're going to just going with this thing
in a normal healthy way.

We are men. Men are men.
We are not sick, we're not perverted, 
we're not twisted.

Well, you know, we're not broken.
We are men!

And God made us the way we are 
for a reason.

And I'm gonna show you, girls,
what that reason is.

OK? And I'm gonna try to explain to you
the world of men a little bit 
through this thing.

We will also discuss
the women's side of things as well.

But I really want you to understand 
this men thing. Women are 
much more complicated than men.

Men are very simple.
Simple. S-E-X simple. Alright? So...

So, we're gonna have...
We should have a really really great time.

Now, tonight we're gonna do a session called
"The Tale of Two Brains".

And we're going to be discussing
how men and women think
very differently from each other.

Why is that important? 
Because men and women
are very quick to make into heart problems

A woman acts a certain way,
a guy feels she doesn't care about him.

He says:
"There's something wrong with your heart.
You don't care about me." No, no.

And the same with the guy.
A man thinks in a certain way.

And the woman thinks
there's something wrong with his heart.
No, it's his head. OK?

So, I'm gonna try and explain to you
what that's all about.

Then tomorrow morning we're gonna do 
a session called:
"Why does he do that?"

OK? So, you see, one thing is
to understand men and women in general.

It's another one to understand
the one you got stuck with, OK?

So I'm gonna show you how you can discover
specifically what makes your spouse tick.

And it's powerful information that will
absolutely revolutionize your relationship.

Alright? Then we're gonna do what I call:
"The Yo Mama session".

And it's called:
"The No.1 Key to Incredible Sex"

And boys, if you'll miss that,
there's just something wrong with you! OK?

So, you gotta check it out.
And then we're gonna end with:

"How to stay married and not kill anybody."
OK?

Now lot of people say:
"Well, what's your background, 
what's your deal"?

Well, my background is that I'm a minister.
Now, if you're not much of a church-goer,
don't let that make you nervous.

Some of my biggest fans are heathens.
Alright?

And this isn't one of those things
where we sneak you and then beat you
over the head with the Bible. Alright?

But I do have a Bible verse
I need to show you, OK?

Because I found a Bible verse
that if you follow the advice
from this one Bible verse,

you will never ever ever
have a problem in marriage.

How many of you think that's worth seeing?

You follow the advice of this one verse,
you'll never have a problem in marriage.

It says:
"It's good for a man not to marry."

Alright?
"Why would he say that?
That's such a terrible thing to say."

Because, he goes on to explain:
"He who marries will have trouble in this life."

You know, people come up to me:
"Pastor Mark! Pastor Mark! 
Something's wrong! Something's wrong!"

I say: "What is it?"
"We've got trouble in our marriage."

There ain't nothing wrong!
That's pretty normal.

Now, you don't hear these verses
read at weddings very often.

You don't see 'em on cakes
with pretty calligraphy:

You see, if that's the case,
you know, why you can't marry,
because marriage is absolutely wonderful.

And I want to show one other verse to you.
Now, you do not have the deep
theological training that I have

so you might have a hard time
understanding this verse

but I'll try to explain it to you.
This one's found in Proverbs

and it goes like this:
"Where no oxen are, the manger is clean."

What does that mean?
Well, it means if you're gonna have an ox,

Now, if you don't like poo,
and most of us are not real big fans of poo,

if you don't like poo,
the temptation is - get rid of ox!

I don't want to get rid of the ox, alright?

So why would you keep the ox around?
Because, it goes,
the second half of the verse, it says:

"But much increase comes by
the strength of the ox."

Well, now, there's the Catch 22:
on the one hand 
we all love the benefit of the ox,

And what it's trying to tell us here is
you cannot have one without the other.

There is no such thing
as a poo-free marriage.

So this weekend is not about
attaining a state of perfection in your life, 
alright?

It's about getting a proper
positive to poo ratio in your life.

You see, because if all you get is poo,
then you've got one sick ox.

So, there's no such thing
as a poo-free marriage.

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