Name: デッドプールはどのように終わるべきだったか (How Deadpool Should Have Ended)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:06:29.000Z
Duration: 3 min 20 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

skullstomps your sanity, grabs your baby mama

& personally sees thru 4 of your 5 shittiest moments.

Let's just say it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers.

Look Colossus, I don't have time for the goody

two-shoes bullshit right now. And you are?

I'm all about long, sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences.

Long, sullen silence? Or mean comment? Go on.

We can't allow this, Deadpool. Please, come quietly.

Listen! The day I decide to be a crime-fighting shits-wizzler,

who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners,

at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, heaven's gate looking motherfucker,

on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.

But until then, I'mma do what I came here to do.

Over a lifetime, there are only 4 or 5 moments that really matter.

To make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw, save a friend...

In these moments, everything else falls away.

Okay. Let's pro/con this superhero thing.

local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals,

both origin stories and larger, ensemble team movies.

Con: they're all lame-ass teacher's pets!

Wasn't talking to you. I was talking to them.