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  • Okay rookie, let's get in there and get this confession.

  • You got it chief!

  • Alright Scumbag!

  • When I was 12 I peed on my dog...

  • Excuse us...

  • Right in his little dog face...

  • Okay, you don't make the confession. He makes the confession.

  • He peed on my dog?

  • No, no. Just do what I do!

  • (In Unison) Look Johnny we can do this the easy way or th-

  • (In Unison) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STAY THERE! STOP!!

  • Damn it! We almost had him!

  • Okay! New plan.

  • I'll be good cop and you can be bad cop.

  • Nice!

  • Okay...

  • EYY JOHNNY! Crime is totally cool! Let's bounce out of this joint and grab a wicked soda!

  • I've got a skateboard! POGS!!

  • That's Rad Cop!

  • Bummer!

  • (Crying) Why did you do it Johnny!! You were so young! And you had such a bright future!

  • Sad Cop...

  • (Emotional whine)

  • (Yorkshire accent) Johnny, ya mother and I are very disappointed in ya.

  • That's Dad Cop...

  • WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!

  • (Yorkshire accent) Ya bin naughty!

  • Plad Cop...

  • (Scottish accent) I'M SHREK!

  • Knee Pad Cop...

  • A Bad Bill Cosby Impersonator Trying To Explain The Plot Of Breaking Bad Cop...

  • (Bill Cosby Impression) So, the Dad from Malcolm in the Middle...

  • NOOO!!

  • (Slams File)

  • Jonathan McNeil, street nameJohnny Knives’. Born December 18th 1987 to Annie and Hamish McNeil, both deceased.

  • First arrest, age 14, two counts of car theft, four counts of breaking and entering and one

  • count of assaulting a police officer with a kitchen knife.

  • Fourth arrest, age 19, eight counts of aggravated assault, three counts of property damage and

  • suspected involvement in an illegal gambling ring.

  • Fifteenth arrest, age 26 - yesterday. Fourteen eye witnesses, camera surveillance footage

  • and enough forensic evidence to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very very long time.

  • Confess now Johnny and maybe we can cut you a deal.

  • Not bad Rookie...

  • Also

  • Dammit!

  • I am a Jelly Bean!

  • Have you seen my penguins?! THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES!

  • Mad cop... Great...

  • I love you!

  • How did I do?

  • Terribly! Look, why don't you be good cop and then i'll be bad cop!

  • Wait... Why don't we both be bad cop?

  • Yeaah

  • Yeeeeah

  • Yeeeeeeeahh!!!

  • Yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh!!!

  • YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

  • YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

  • BREAKING BAD IS A GOOD SHOW! HAVE YOU SEEN MY JELLY BEANS!! I'VE GOT A SKATEBOARDS!!

  • NO!! NOO!! I CONFESS I CONFESS!!

  • SKATEBOARDS!!!

  • (Intense and gut wrenching scream)

  • (End music)

Okay rookie, let's get in there and get this confession.

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Tomska - The Confession 2 with Chinese and English subtitles (Tomska - 坦承#2(The Confession 2)中英字幕)

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    Benjamin Shih に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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