Name: デモバザのDUNEウェアを着用 (Wearing DUNE Clothing by Demobaza)
Uploaded: 2025-05-23T10:50:54.000Z
Duration: 23 min 35 s
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様態の副詞

I bought something. Something really, really crazy. Like I don't think that I should have done this actually to be honest. I think it was 4am and I was slightly delirious and I saw this outfit on Instagram and I thought that's incredible. That is so bizarre and amazing and unique and I want to buy it to make a video about it. And then when the parcel arrived and

あるものを買ったんだ。本当に、本当にクレイジーなものをね。正直なところ、こんなことすべきじゃなかったと思う。朝の4時だったと思うけど、少し錯乱していたときにインスタグラムでこの服を見たんだ。とても奇抜で、素晴らしくて、ユニークで、ビデオを作るために買いたいと思った。そして小包が届いて

I remembered how much it cost me I thought why did I do that? Why did I do that? But maybe when

いくらかかったか思い出して......どうしてあんなことをしたんだろう？なぜあんなことをしたんだろう？でも、もしかしたら

法助動詞 B1

I open this and I actually put these clothes on I will be reminded of exactly why I did this and hopefully it'll be worth it. So may I introduce to you an outfit straight out of

これを開いて、実際にこの服を着てみると、なぜこんなことをしたのか、その理由を思い出すだろう。というわけで、この服の着こなしを紹介しよう。

Dune. A big box of clothing from the brand Demo Baza. Now I had never heard of it before but I had seen this outfit on a particular celebrity who was photographed in public wearing it and I remember at the time when I saw those images I thought that outfit is so cool I need it. I didn't realize that it was actually able to be purchased by civilians. You know I thought I figured that it must have been some outfit that was specifically created for a celebrity to wear on the red carpet or wear in a movie like acting in this costume. That's what I thought that it was. But then when I saw that you could actually buy this. When I saw there was an actual website that you could go on and you could acquire these items I decided to do it. Demo Baza I'd never heard of before but their website it's wild. It's so cool. So oh my goodness.

デューンDemo Bazaというブランドの大きな箱。私はこのブランドの名前を聞いたことがなかったが、ある有名人がこの服を着ているのを見たことがあった。でも、それが一般人でも購入できるとは知らなかった。セレブがレッドカーペットで着たり、映画の中でこの衣装を着て演技をするために特別に作られた衣装に違いないと思っていたんだ。そう思ったんだ。でも、これを実際に購入できることを知った。実際にウェブサイトがあって、そこに行けばこのアイテムを手に入れることができると知って、やってみようと思ったんだ。Demo Bazaの

Look at these. Look at these. So we've got a product authenticity tag. It says in case it returns you can contact us no longer than three days after delivery. Are you kidding me?

これを見て。これを見てください。商品の真贋を示すタグがあります。万が一返品された場合は、商品到着後3日以内にご連絡くださいと書いてあります。冗談でしょ？

This got delivered five days ago and I've been too busy to film with it. Oh my god I didn't know that I had to open this within three days. What if they don't fit? Crap. Grimes x Demo Baza for Dune. The shawl. The shawl. It's better than I thought it was going to be. I was really really worried that what it looked like was actually just a print. I didn't think it was an actual texture but no it is actually textured. Oh my god. Wow this feels nice. This feels amazing. The leggings.

これは5日前に届いたんだけど、忙しくて撮影してなかったんだ。3日以内に開けなきゃいけないなんて。サイズが合わなかったらどうしよう。くそっ。グライムス×デモ・バザ・フォー・デューン。ショール。ショール。思っていたよりいい。見た目はただのプリントにしか見えなかったから、本当に心配してたんだ。まさか実際のテクスチャーだとは思わなかったけど、いや、実際にテクスチャーなんだ。すごい。うわぁ、気持ちいい。すごい気持ちいい。レギンス。

I hope these are actually textured but I have a feeling that they won't be.

これが実際に質感のあるものであることを願うが、そうならないような気がする。

Oh they they are. They are. I don't believe it. They really are textured. Oh you know what I mean right? Like how sometimes if you get black milk leggings for example they will have a print that replicates this sort of textured look but no no this is actually it's actually textured. Like it's all sort of bumpy and oh the details. The details. I like that everything comes individually wrapped in these paper bags. That's great. The gloves. Okay these look quite small. Okay the sleeves. Summer in Sydney really is not the right time for me to be wearing these things. Oh my god. I hope that I will be able to find purposes for each of these items outside of this video. I hope that I can somehow incorporate these things into my own wardrobe because they're quite pricey. They're absolutely amazing. I'm really blown away by the quality of these things but it's a lot of money to pay for something that you only wear once. So I really hope that I can actually use each of these things after this video. The very last thing which again is blowing my mind. Look I am just you have no idea how relieved I am that this is actually all detailed. I'm so glad it's not just printed. Let's get into this piece by piece. So I believe we put the pants on first.

ああ、そうだ。そうなんだ。信じられない。本当に質感があるんだ。どういう意味かわかる？例えば、黒いミルクレギンスを買うと、このような質感を再現したプリントが施されていることがあるけど、いやいや、これは実際に質感があるんだ。ボコボコしていて、細部までこだわっている。ディテール。こういう紙袋に個包装されているのもいいですね。素晴らしい。手袋。かなり小さく見える。袖。シドニーの夏は、こんなものを着る時期じゃない。なんてことだ。このビデオ以外で、これらのアイテムの用途が見つかるといいな。かなり値が張るものだから、ど

These are so cool. Okay I'm really happy because I will actually wear these outside of the costume. I will actually wear these as legitimate pants. Okay next the bodysuit. It's very good. It's a good fit. Good size. Good size. We clip up at the bottom. Look there's quite literally nothing more feminine than putting on a bodysuit right? The feminine urge to be elegant in a bodysuit. Oh cool. It's so cool. Okay next. Guys where does Napoleon keep his armies?

これはとてもクールだ。衣装の外でも履けるし、本当に嬉しい。これを正統派のパンツとして実際に着るんだ。次はボディスーツ。とてもいいよ。フィット感もいい。サイズもいい。サイズもいい。裾はクリップで留める。見て、ボディスーツを着ることほど女性らしいことはないでしょう？ボディスーツを着てエレガントになりたいという女性的な衝動。かっこいい。かっこいい。じゃあ次。ナポレオンの軍隊はどこにある？

In his sleevies. This one is a little bit confusing. I don't entirely understand how to wear this. All right so I guess you just put this on like a top I'm assuming. The gloves.

袖の中。これはちょっとわかりにくい。どうやって着るのか、まったく理解できない。じゃあ、これをトップスのように着ればいいんだね。手袋。

And the piece de resistance. The absolute most important part of this entire outfit.

そして、抵抗の作品。この衣装で最も重要な部分。

The coolest thing imaginable. Now they did actually have other pieces of clothing from this collection. But I specifically went for the full fit that was on Grimes that

想像を絶するクールさだ。実際、このコレクションの他の服もあった。しかし、私は特に、グライムスにあったフルフィットを選んだ。

I saw on Instagram because it just it looked amazing. So.

インスタグラムで見たんだ。だから

Oh my god. Just have to put on some socks so that I can wear the shoes. Look I am pretty pastel please after all. We've got to maintain some semblance of my branding. Oh thank god they're a perfect fit. Oh and they're amazing. They are amazing. Wow. Gee these are incredible shoes. They had a huge range of shoes on this website by the way. If you're looking for like a good treat for yourself for Christmas. I would suggest buying a pair of shoes from here. I've got shoes from La Moda before which are kind of like these edgy style shoes. But the quality has nothing on these. These are amazing. Oh my god.

なんてことだ。靴を履けるように靴下を履かなきゃ。ほら、僕はパステルカラーが好きなんだ。僕のブランドを維持するためにね。よかった、ぴったりだわ。ああ、素晴らしい。すごいよ。すごい。すごい靴だね。ところで、このウェブサイトには膨大な種類の靴があった。クリスマスに自分へのご褒美をお探しなら。ここで靴を買うことをお勧めするよ。以前、La Modaの靴を買ったことがあるんだけど、それはちょっとエッジの効いたスタイルの靴だった。でも、品質はこの靴の比じゃない。これはすごいよ。すごい。

I look like a f***ing assassin. Are you kidding? Oh my god I'm dead. I'm dead. I am deceased. Look do the do the glasses ruin it? Hello. My friend Lucy is here. I'm gonna just uh can you go show her? Let's let's see what Lucy. Hello. You stay there. You you stay there now friend. Don't come too close. I've got something to show you. Close your eyes. Stay there.

暗殺者みたいだ。冗談だろ？なんてこった......俺は死んだ。私は死んだ。僕は死んだんだ。メガネのせいで台無し？こんにちは友達のルーシーが来てるの。ちょっと......見せてあげてくれる？ルーシーに見せてあげよう。こんにちは。そこにいて。そこにいなさい。あまり近づかないで。見せたいものがあるんだ。目を閉じて。そこにいなさい。

What? What? Wait hold on. It's like Star Wars. It's Dune. Oh that's bonkers. Isn't this incredible?

何？何って？ちょっと待って。スターウォーズだデューンだバカげてる信じられない？

So cool. This doesn't have pockets though. What a letdown. What a disappointment. How are you supposed to go like fighting bad guys all around the galaxy if you don't have pockets? I mean wait does that one also like like recycle your pee? Yes. Wow that's incredible. Honestly like technology is amazing. We're gonna go out for shopping. Yeah. Like this. We have a busy day.

とてもクールだ。でも、これにはポケットがない。残念。なんてがっかりなんだ。ポケットがなかったら、どうやって銀河のあちこちで悪者と戦うんだ？待ってよ......これって、おしっこもリサイクルしてくれるの？そうだよ。すごいね。正直、テクノロジーってすごいよね。買い物に行こうそうだね。こんな感じで。今日は忙しいんだ。

You want to feel it? Isn't it amazing? Oh okay. I thought it was gonna be like denim.

感じたい？すごいでしょ？ああ、いいよ。デニムのようなものだと思ってた。

I oh like because it looks kind of like an acid wash denim. So you know this is multiple components. Wow. So this is leggings. Okay. A bodysuit. Sleeves. It's really cool. The sleeves.

アシッドウォッシュデニムのように見えるから。つまり、これは複数の要素で構成されているんだ。すごい。これはレギンスなんだ。これはレギンス。ボディスーツ。袖。本当にクールだ。袖。

It's very a look. It's a look. So uh we're going to the inner west which is like a part of Sydney where it would be totally acceptable to walk around wearing this. Just the two of us just like go besties. So what place is this? Where's the tag? It's Demo Baza. Demo Baza. Can you take that tag off for me please? Oh it's Grimes. Yeah it's Grimes. Grimes and Dune. Yep. What do you know about Grimes? I don't know much about her but I mentioned her. I said to someone oh I bought the

とてもルックだ。ルックなんだ。それで......僕たちはインナーウェストに行くんだけど、そこはシドニーの中でも、これを着て歩いても全然おかしくないような場所なんだ。私たち2人だけで、仲良しこよしって感じで。で、これはどこ？タグはどこ？デモ・バザだよ。デモバザ。タグを取ってくれる？グライムスだグライムスだグライムスとデューンそうだグライムスの何を知ってる？あまり知らないんだけど、彼女のことを話したんだ。誰かに言ったんだ。

Grimes outfit from Instagram, the Dune one, and they were like Grimes and I was like yeah why what does that mean? They were like uh-oh. Um do you know like who she is? She's a singer isn't she? Yeah. Oh she was married to Elon Musk. If you know Grimes and you know her TikToks you'll sort of like know why I'm just like it's a it's a time. Oh my god it's so funny. It's so cool. I actually really like it's so like it's so nicely made. It's amazing. Really nice quality. It's yeah the quality has very much shocked me. Was it expensive? It was expensive. She's a billionaire's wife. I don't know she'll be just like oh maybe I shouldn't be shopping her wardrobe if she's a billionaire's wife. It looks so good. It makes you look amazing. Yes I'm ready for the apocalypse.

インスタグラムのグライムスの衣装、デューンのやつ、彼らはグライムスのようだった。って。彼女が誰だか知ってる？歌手でしょ？ええ。イーロン・マスクと結婚してたんだ。グライムスを知っていて、彼女のTikToksを知っている人なら、なぜ私が今、その時なのかわかると思う。すごく面白い。すごくクール。すごく素敵に作られてる。素晴らしいよ。本当に品質がいい。品質にはとても衝撃を受けたよ。高かった？高かったよ。億万長者の奥さんだからね。億万長者の奥さんなら、彼女のワードローブを買うべきじゃないかもしれない。とても素敵よ。

Let's go. Apocalypse. The two aesthetics.

So uh this is now officially the first time I'm stepping out in public wearing this outfit. I have a pink handbag which is slightly laughable. It kind of matches you know a little bit of pebbled leather. It kind of gives the apocalypse vibe you know what I mean? Pretty apocalypse please. So uh yeah first time getting out of the car and my heart is now starting to beat very quickly because I don't like people looking at me. So you would think why would a self-conscious person dress like this? Well I'm relying on the fact that the hood covers my face and so does the mask. So I hopefully I won't actually feel the embarrassment because no one knows it's me.

だから......この服を着て公の場に出るのは、これが初めてなんだ。ちょっと笑えるピンクのハンドバッグを持っている。ちょっと笑っちゃうようなピンクのハンドバッグを持っているんだ。黙示録的な雰囲気を醸し出している。可愛い黙示録をお願いします。そうそう、車から降りるのは初めてで、心臓がドキドキし始めたよ。自意識過剰な人がなぜこんな格好をするのかって思うでしょ？フードが顔を覆ってくれるし、マスクもある。誰も僕だと気づかないから、恥ずかしさを感じないといいんだけどね。

Live love laugh you know what I mean? Looking good. Feeling gorgeous.

愛と笑いを生きる......わかる？いい感じ。ゴージャスな気分。

The handbag really ties it all together. If I just if I do that you can't see the pink handbag.

ハンドバッグが全体を引き締めている。そうすれば、ピンクのハンドバッグが見えないから。

I feel like I'm straight out of Assassin's Creed. It's pretty cool. If we go into a shop looking like this they're definitely gonna think we're here to mug them. I don't think it's as outlandish as you think it is. Really? I feel like it's fine. It's fine? I think it's kind of I just think it's okay well I think I think when you um put one of them over the other it kind of like makes the silhouette less like cake. It's cool. I'm excited. You look great. Thank you. I don't feel great. I feel very awkward. I know. People are leaving from where they're sitting. Is it a coincidence? Did they finish their lunch or are they afraid? I am too embarrassed to walk with my head up. I'm just walking I'm literally walking like this. I'm not embarrassed to walk with you.

まるで『アサシン クリード』から抜け出したような気分だよ。かなりクールだよ。こんな格好で店に入ったら、強盗に来たと思われるに決まってる。君が思ってるほど突飛じゃないと思うよ。本当に？いいんじゃない？大丈夫？ただ、どちらかをもう一方にかぶせると、シルエットがケーキっぽくなくなるような気がするんだ。クールだよ。興奮するわ。素敵だよ。ありがとう。いい気分じゃない。とても気まずい分かってる。みんなが席を立っていく。偶然だろうか？ランチを食べ終わったのか、それとも怖がっているのか。恥ずかしくて頭を上げて歩けない。私

All right update. So uh it's been a few minutes and we've been walking through the street and um not very many people have been staring. Not many people have looked twice. No one really seems bothered which is great. That's why we picked Marrickville of all places. If I'd done this out where I live. Marrickville no one cares. No one even thinks twice. I love it. Like nothing to see here. That's just a regular day in the inner west. All right so our plan is here we are. So we're going to come down here and go to Salvo's and then go to Red Cross. Yeah. And then loop back.

よし、アップデートだ。それで......数分経ったんだけど、私たちは通りを歩いていて......あまり人に見つめられていないんだ。二度見する人もあまりいない。誰も気にしていないようだ。だから、よりによってマリックビルを選んだんだ。もし、私が住んでいる場所でこれをやっていたら。誰も気にしない。誰も気にも留めない。私は好きよ。ここには何もないインナーウェストでは普通の日だ。よし、じゃあ計画はこうだ。ここに降りてきて、サルボの店に行って、それから赤十字に行くんだ。そうだ。そしてまた戻る。

Save the children and then not. Makes it sound like we're gonna save the children.

子供たちを救って、そして救わない。まるで子供たちを救うような言い方だ

Then we save the children. Looking like this. And then we have a chicken lunch. Look that's what I used to look like. Oh can you get a before and after? Pre-pandemic. Post-pandemic.

そして子供たちを救う。こんな感じで。そしてチキンランチを食べる。見て、これが私の昔の姿よ。ビフォーアフターをお願いできますか？パンデミック前。パンデミック後。

Look at the orchids. 105 dollars on sale. You know what? What? That orchid is 130 dollars. You know how much the plastic one was I got from Salvo's? Five. And it's never gonna die. It'll survive the apocalypse. Oh this is cool. Literally perfect. It's very tempting to go look at the clothing. Oh my god that matches the one I got the other day. It's exactly the same but it's just the shorter version. Well my basket's already full. Shopping day is over. Look at my size.

蘭の花を見てください。セールで105ドル。知ってる？何が？その蘭は130ドルだよ。私がサルボで買ったプラスチックのランがいくらだったか知ってる？5ドル。決して枯れない黙示録でも生き残るよ。これはいい文字通り完璧だ。服を見に行きたくなるね。この前買ったのと同じだ。全く同じだけど、丈が短いだけ。カゴはもういっぱい。買い物の日は終わった。サイズを見て。

I'm vibing with this rusty old mailbox. It's very aesthetically aligned. This might be where we get the Instagram photo for today's video. We need to find a spot for the photo that I post.

私はこの錆びた古い郵便受けと気が合う。とても美的に整っている。今日のビデオのインスタグラムの写真はここで撮れるかもしれない。投稿する写真の場所を探さないと。

Birds of prey. If these were my size there would be no stop in me. I love square-toed shoes. Yeah.

猛禽類。これが私のサイズだったら、もう止められない。つま先が四角い靴が好きなんだ。そうだね。

I love it. She makes her last patrol. I've told miss that they're coming for her. I like that they paired these two together. Yeah. There's no such thing as too much print. Oh look at those.

大好きよ。彼女は最後のパトロールをする。私は、彼らが彼女を迎えに来ることをお嬢さんに伝えた。この2人をペアにしたのがいいね。そうねプリントが多すぎるなんてことはない。あれを見て

So cute. They're so cute. I kind of want to buy one just to give to one of my subscribers.

とてもかわいい。とてもかわいい。購読者の一人にあげるために買いたいくらい。

Nope. I'm gonna have to ask. I really like this brand. Runaway Delighted.

いや。聞いてみないとね。このブランドが本当に好きなんだ。ランナウェイ・ディライト

Oh. That is so cool. You can mix and match.

ああ。クールだね。ミックス＆マッチができる。

Raven pants. If only they were my size. I really like them. Look at this. It's got a shrimp dress.

レイヴンのパンツ。私のサイズさえあればね。本当に気に入ってるんだ。これを見て。エビのドレスがある。

Shrimp and cherries. Prawn dress. I love it. I kind of want to get it for Tiasha because she's allergic to prawns. It kind of reminds me of the boots that I'm wearing. Yeah. A little kind of scrunchy. That's a really similar vibe. I love Yeezy. It's not for sale.

海老とチェリー。海老のドレス。気に入ったよ。ティアーシャがエビアレルギーだから、買ってあげたいくらい。私が履いているブーツを思い出すわ。そうね。ちょっとくしゃっとした感じ。本当に似たような雰囲気だね。Yeezyは大好き。売り物じゃないよ。

Not for sale. We are meeting Sam and Michelle now and they have absolutely no idea that I'm dressed like this. My plan is I've told them to meet us outside Salvo's. I want Lucy to go ahead of me and see them and I want to come walking along and just walk straight past and see if

売り物じゃない。これからサムとミシェルに会うんだけど、彼らは私がこんな格好をしているなんてまったく知らない。私の計画では、サルボの外で会うように伝えてある。ルーシーには先に行ってもらって、二人に会ってもらいたい。

Michelle or Sam says anything to you. Okay. All right. So you take this. No worries. I'm going to tell them that you're still just finishing up your transaction. Okay. Alrighty.

ミシェルかサムに何か言われた？わかった。わかった。これを受け取って。心配しないで。まだ取引を終えたばかりだと伝えておくよ。わかったよし。

I'm on vlog duty. We have Sam and Michelle here. My lovely babies. Ready for thrifting slash eating.

ブログ当番だ。サムとミシェルがいる。私の可愛い赤ちゃんたち。スリフトと食べ歩きの準備完了。

I'm so hungry. Thrifting is just the duty I must perform in order to earn my food.

私はとてもお腹が空いている。倹約は、私が食料を得るためにしなければならない義務なのだ。

Yeah. I feel that. You guys having a good day? I mean, it'll be better when we've eaten. You can see I'm very like food focused. I got smacked in too. Oh.

そうだね。いい一日だった？食べたらもっと良くなるよ。僕は食べ物に集中してるんだ。私も叩かれた。ああ。

The moment you walked away, I was like, that's Alex. Wow. Thank you.

あなたが立ち去った瞬間、私はアレックスだと思った。すごい。ありがとう。

Beautiful. That's egg? Egg. Yep. And pork or chicken? Chicken. Chicken's fine. We ordered two egg and one pork. Two egg and one pork. That's chicken, but I mean. Oh, it's okay. I'll eat chicken. Yeah, I'll eat chicken. No worries. I don't want to waste any food. No worries.

美しい。これが卵？卵。そう。ポーク？チキン？チキンチキンでいいよ。卵2つとポーク1つを注文した。卵2つに豚肉1つ。それはチキンだけど。ああ、いいんだ。チキンを食べるよ。ああ、チキンを食べるよ。大丈夫。食べ物を無駄にしたくないから。大丈夫。

Chopstick holders. In the apocalypse, resources are scarce. You can only drink your own piss.

箸置き。黙示録では、資源は乏しい。自分の小便しか飲めない。

We're heading into this place called Knopf's now. I've never been here before, but I've heard some good things. And there's a sign out the front that says most items are under $5. So I have high hopes. Most items are under $5. And look, we're now online. This place is huge. I can't believe from the front, it looks so small. But from the front, it goes all the way back. I used to have this shirt from Zara. Oh my God. I'm going to get it for Grace. I'm getting it for Grace. Grace is going to die. She's going to die. I need a basket. I can't believe I've never been here before. You guys, anyone that knew about this place and didn't tell me, I will never forgive you. Look at this. Isn't it adorable? I don't need it, but can someone please come here and buy this? Look at it. Oh my gosh. You know what? It would actually look really cool. So iconic.

これからクノップスという店に向かう。ここには来たことがないんだけど、いい評判を聞いているんだ。表にはほとんどの商品が5ドル以下と書いてある。だから期待しているんだ。ほとんどの商品が5ドル以下。見て、オンラインになったよ。この店はでかいよ。正面から見るとこんなに小さく見えるなんて信じられない。でも正面から見ると、ずっと後ろまであるんだ。このシャツ、ZARAで買ったの。なんてこと。グレースに買ってあげるわ。グレースに買ってあげるグレース死んじゃうよ。死んでしまうわバスケットがいるここに来たことがないなんて 信

Yeah. These shoes are incredible. Yeah. I can see you wearing those. Oh, I like that a lot.

そうだね。この靴はすごいねあなたがそれを履いているのが見えるわああ、とても気に入ったよ。

Oh, and that too. But look, have we just accidentally put together an outfit, guys?

ああ、それもそうだ。でも、見て、私たち、偶然にも洋服がまとまったでしょ？

Maybe. I quite like those. Sam, can you put this on? This would look really nice on you.

たぶんね。僕はこれが好きなんだ。サム、これを着てくれる？すごく似合うよ。

I suppose I am a top man. I like it. You like it? It's $5. What the hell?

私は一流の男だと思う。好きなんだ。気に入った？5ドルだ。

This summer, coming to cinemas near you, the long-awaited sequel, Je Suis Banana.

この夏、待望の続編『Je Suis Banana』があなたの近くの映画館で公開される。

Have you not read it? No, I've only seen the movies. I haven't actually read it. It looks so good.

読んでないんですか？いや、映画だけ見たことがある。実は読んでないんだ。とても良さそうですね。

Tiny dog wearing a skirt. Tiny dog wearing a skirt. Where is she going?

スカートをはいた小さな犬スカートをはいた小さな犬。どこへ行くのだろう？

Where are you going, little friend? Tell us where your skirt's from. What are you doing here, buddy? We're so far from the ocean. Are you lost? Are you lost? You're like me. You don't belong in the inner west. What are you doing here? Yeah, good job. All right, sweet. All righty. I'm going to say Alex is parking again, and hopefully it works this time.

どこへ行くの？そのスカート、どこのだ？ここで何してるんだ？海から遠いんだ道に迷ったの？道に迷ったの？俺と同じだ西の内側にいるべきじゃない。ここで何してるの？いい仕事だ大丈夫、甘い。よしアレックスがまた駐車してると言うつもりだ、今度こそうまくいくといいな。

I walked across the road, and I was like, oh, there's that dumb bitch, dressed as a f***.

道路を横切ったら、ああ、あの間抜けな女がいる。

I was like, who is that person cosplaying Prince of Persia?

プリンス・オブ・ペルシャのコスプレをしているのは誰？

She was like, go ahead. How could she think that no one would be looking at her? She looks so great.

彼女は、どうぞという感じだった。どうして彼女は、誰も彼女を見ていないと思ったんだろう？彼女はとても素敵に見える。

You don't blend in dressed like that. You know what? In the inner west, like when we were in, uh, Marigold, no one even- No one's watching. Did she have the hood up like that? Yeah. Oh my god. Should I pretend that I haven't seen- Yeah, I think that'd be fun.

そんな格好では溶け込めない。わかるかい？マリーゴールドにいた頃のように、西の奥地では誰も...誰も見ていない。フードを被ってた？ああなんてことだ。見て見ぬふりを...ああ、楽しいと思うよ。

She thinks you haven't worked out yet. We're scared for who to think it's going to be, I mean.

彼女はあなたがまだうまくいっていないと思っている。私たちは、それが誰になるのかと思うと怖いんだ。

Alex. God damn it. You can't be normal, huh? I was walking across, and you were pointing, being like, and you were like, ah! And I was like, okay, well, that's the day is up.

アレックスちくしょう。普通じゃないだろ？私が歩いて横切ろうとすると、あなたは指を差して、「ああ」って言った！それで、もう今日は終わりだと思ったんだ。

How's your day been? You're casually holding a camera up. Yeah, well, I'm on vlog duty. Yeah, it's very normal. I know, yeah, I know. Had a good day at work. Yeah.

今日はどうだった？さりげなくカメラを構えていますね。ええ、まあ、Vlogの当番だからね。ああ、ごく普通だよ。ああ、そうだね。仕事ではいい一日だった。そうだね。

Who's that dreamy makeup? Wow, she's so dreamy.

あのドリーミーなメイクは誰？わぁ、彼女はとてもドリーミーだ。

Oh, hi! I missed you! I was telling Lucy I saw you from- I saw Lucy and thought it was you, and then I was like, wait, that's- they were like, that's Lucy, and I was like, where's Alex? And I looked across the road, and I was like, who's cosplaying Prince of Persia?

ああ、こんにちは！会いたかったよ！ルーシーにあなたを見たって話したんだけど......ルーシーを見て、あなただと思ったの。道路の向こう側を見たら、プリンス・オブ・ペルシャのコスプレをしているのは誰？

You look crazy. That's cool. You look so hot. Wait, do you know, like, what it is? Is it

君はクレイジーに見えるよ。クールだ。とてもセクシーだ。待って、何だか知ってる？それは

Dune? Yeah! Yeah, I think- Dune was my second guess after Prince of Persia. Prince of Persia, that is the worst movie ever! Yeah, I was looking for pink, to be fair, and I did not see pink, but then the only other option was someone literally dressed as a lunatic, so it had to be Alex. Oh, wow, I look majestic. See, I told you. Look, the sun is behind you. Yeah,

デューン？そうだね！プリンス・オブ・ペルシャの次にデューンを推したんだ。プリンス・オブ・ペルシャは最悪の映画だよ！でも、他の選択肢は文字通り狂人の格好をした人しかなかったから、アレックスにしたんだ。わあ、堂々としてる。ほら、言ったでしょ。ほら、太陽が後ろにあるでしょそうだよ、

I know, I'm telling you from over here. Yeah, you look like a glorious fool.

わかってるよ、こっちから言ってるんだ。ああ、君は輝くようなバカに見えるよ。

So cute. How are you loving the bob like? It suits you so much. It's gonna be a pixie cut on Friday.

とてもかわいい。ボブはどう？すごく似合ってるよ。金曜日にはピクシーカットにするつもり。

You joking? You joking? You've been telling me to do it for years. Oh my god, I'm so excited.

冗談か？冗談だって？何年も前からやれって言ってたじゃない。すごい、興奮してる。

Holy shit, what colour? Black. I think, I think that's the general consensus is Alex needs a pixie cut, and she needs to live out her high school emo fantasy life. Now is the time! Now is the time! You know what, actually, you are the only person here that has, like, shaved their head. Actually, Sam did once, but you've had a buzz cut, and you've had the pixie cut, and you've had everything. How long did it take you? You've had it a few times, right, since you had your buzz cut? Yeah, how long is this? This is, because this excites me. I want to do it too. Two years. Two years to get to that point. That's not that long at all. It's both shaved heads. It's a real long, yeah, yeah. We're going to be so bold ladies in the future.

なんてこった、何色だ？黒だよ。アレックスにはピクシーカットが必要で、高校時代のエモいファンタジーライフを送る必要がある、というのが一般的な意見だと思う。今がその時だ今でしょ坊主にしたのは君だけだサムは一度だけだけど、君はバッサリカットしたし、ピクシーカットもした。どれくらいかかったの？バッサリ切ってから数回でしょ？これはどれくらい？これは、これは私を興奮させるからです。僕もやりたいんだ。2年。そこまで行くのに2年。そんなに長くないよ。2人とも坊主頭だし。本当に長いよ、うんうん。私たちは将来、とても大胆な女

Are you going to shave your head too? I've wanted to for years now. Have you ever seen a girl with a shaved head look bad, ever? No. No. So why do you reckon that is? Because no one looks bad at all. Everyone thinks they'll look shit, because they're like, I don't have this, I don't have that. No one looks bad. And then they do it, and they always look bad ass. If you think that you don't have a jaw, it suddenly appears when you shave your head. I can't explain it. Like, it's hard to tell. Cheers! It's the Sydney reunited thing. Alex, you didn't get me. How dare you? Best friends count nothing, I suppose. Sam, your makeover video, sent me. You watched it, did you? We were not ready for this. We were just not ready. I was like, oh.

頭も剃るんですか？もう何年も前からしたかったんだ。坊主頭の女の子を見たことある？いや、ない。 じゃあ、どうしてだと思う？だって、誰も悪そうに見えないから。みんな、自分にはこれがない、あれがないって、ひどい顔になると思ってる。誰も悪く見えない。でも、実際にやってみると、いつもひどい格好になるんだ。顎がないと思っていても、頭を剃ると突然現れるんだ。説明できないよ。説明するのが難しいんだ。乾杯！シドニーで再会したアレックス 誤解だわどうして？親友なんて関係ないサム イメチェンビデオが届いたわ見たのか？準備不足だ

They're flying open his chin. Oh my God. And we're so casual about it.

顎を開いて飛んでいる。なんてこった。そして、私たちはそれをとてもカジュアルに見ている。

You looked so good with the Jack Sparrow thing going on.

ジャック・スパロウのような格好がとても似合っていたよ。

Right? Oh, is this the first time you guys have met? Yes. Oh, we have a photo of us together with Michelle. What? We have a photo of us. No, we don't. We don't. What? We don't.

でしょ？初めて会ったんですか？そうだよ。あ、ミシェルと一緒に撮った写真があるんだ。え？私たちの写真があるわいや、ないよ。ないわ何が？ない

What's this, January 2020? I like that Michelle has stayed effectively the same. You've got long, curly brown hair. You've got really short hair, and I've got really long hair. Now, your hair's grown out, and my hair is short. We have to recreate this. Before we go today, we've got to recreate this. You've got to be leaning in, and you've got your head above Michelle's head. Okay, and then my head is here, and this is here.

2020年1月か？ミシェルが事実上変わらないのがいいね。あなたは茶色の巻き毛のロングヘア。あなたは本当に短い髪で、私は本当に長い髪だった。今、あなたの髪は伸びて、私の髪は短い。これを再現しなければならない。今日行く前に、これを再現しなければならない。身を乗り出して、ミシェルの頭の上に自分の頭を置くんだ。じゃあ、私の頭はここ、これはここ。

I'm going to fall. That's good. You're meant to be laughing. All right.

転びそうだ。それでいい。笑うんだ。よし。

Oh, hi. Oh, hello. No reaction? No. No? What is this process? It's the Grimes thing, right?

ああ、こんにちは。ああ、こんにちは。ノーリアクション？いや、ない？このプロセスは何だ？グライムスのことだろ？

It's the Grimes thing. Where's your communist manifesto? I actually have The Hobbit.

グライムスのことだ。共産主義宣言はどこだ？ホビットは持ってる