THAT EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT.

誰もが話していることだ

IT'S NOT THAT IT'S A BILLION DEGREES HERE.

ここには１００万度あるわけではない。

IT'S THAT THERE'S A BRAND-NEW DUNKIN' DONUTS.

IT'S THAT THERE'S A BRAND-NEW DUNKIN' DONUTS.

THERE'S NEVER BEEN ONE IN LOS ANGELES,

ロサンゼルスには一人もいない

AND PEOPLE ARE VERY EXCITED.

そして人々は非常に興奮しています。

NOW, LOOK, I LOVE A DOUGHNUT AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GAL,

今、見て、私は次のギャルと同じくらいドーナツを愛しています。

BUT PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS,

BUT PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS,

AND IT GAVE ME AN IDEA.

そして、それは私にアイデアを与えてくれました。

I SENT AN AUDIENCE MEMBER THERE TO ACT LIKE A CASHIER.

金持ちのように振る舞うために 聴衆を送り込んだんだ

WE PUT HIDDEN CAMERAS IN THERE.

隠しカメラを入れたんだ

HE HAS AN EARPIECE, AND HE HAS TO SAY

彼は耳を持っていて言わなければならない

EVERYTHING I TELL HIM TO SAY.

私が言うことは全て彼に言うようにしています。

HE IS PRETENDING TO BE A CASHIER.

彼は金持ちになりたがっている。

SAUL, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME,

ソール 聞こえるか？

I WANT YOU TO WHISPER "MUNCHKIN."

I WANT YOU TO WHISPER "MUNCHKIN."

- MUNCHKIN. - OKAY.

- マンチキン- 分かった

SO YOU CAN GREET THE NEXT-- THE FIRST CUSTOMER.

SO YOU CAN GREET THE NEXT-- THE FIRST CUSTOMER.

CAN I HELP THE NEXT CUSTOMER?

CAN I HELP THE NEXT CUSTOMER?

- CAN I HELP THE NEXT CUSTOMER?

- 次のお客さんを助けてもいいですか？

- THANKS A LOT. YEAH, HEY.

- ありがとうございます。イェーヘイ

- WELCOME TO DUNKIN' DONUTS.

- WELCOME TO DUNKIN' DONUTS.

- A DOZEN-- - WELCOME TO DUNKIN' DONUTS.

- A DOZEN-- - WELCOME TO DUNKIN' DONUTS.

- THANK YOU.

- THANK YOU.

- WE PUT THE DUNK IN DONUTS.

- WE PUT THE DUNK IN DONUTS.

WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

- WE PUT THE DUNK IN DONUTS. - OKAY.

- ダンクをドーナツに入れた- オーケー

- WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

- WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

- I JUST WANT TWO MUNCHKINS. - HOW 'BOUT THIS HEAT?

- 私はマンチキンを2つ食べたいの- この熱はどうだ？

- CAN I DO THAT? - HOW 'BOUT THIS HEAT?

- やってもいいですか？- この熱はどうだ？

- IT'S HOT. IT REALLY IS. MELTING--I'M MELTING.

- 暑い本当にそうです。溶ける...溶けるよ

- YEAH, I DON'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING.

- ああ、エアコンがないんだ

I DON'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING.

I DON'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING.

- I DON'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING.

- エアコンがないんだ

- SO I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. - I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.

- ここにいられることをとても幸せに思っています。- ここにいられて幸せです。

- CAN I GET TWO MUNCHKINS, OR DO I HAVE TO BUY--

- マンチキンを2つ手に入れることはできますか？それとも買わなければならないのですか？

- OOH, IT IS SO HOT IN HERE.

- ああ、ここはとても暑いです。

- IT IS SO HOT IN HERE. - IT IS?

- ここはとても暑いです。- IT IS?

- YEAH. - YEAH.

- ああ- ああ

- CAN I START ORDERING NOW?

- 今すぐ注文できますか？

- YES, DESCRIBE WHAT YOU WANT.

- はい、あなたが望むものを説明してください。

- YES, YES. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?

- はい、はい。何がいい？

- WE'RE GONNA GET FOUR BOSTON KREMES.

- ボストン・クレムを4つゲットするんだ

- CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE BOSTON KREME TO ME?

- CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE BOSTON KREME TO ME?

- CAN YOU DESCRIBE WHAT YOU WANT?

- CAN YOU DESCRIBE WHAT YOU WANT?

- YEAH. LOTS OF CHOCOLATE.

- ああたくさんのチョコレート。

- YES, GO ON. - YES, GO ON.

- はい、続けて- はい、続けてください。

- WHERE'S YOUR BOX? - OH, LET ME GET A BOX.

- あなたの箱はどこ？- 箱を取ってきてくれ

- LET ME GET A BOX. LET ME GET A BOX.

- LET ME GET A BOX.LET ME GET A BOX.

- OKAY, OKAY. HOW DO YOU LIKE THE BOX?

- OKAY, OKAY. HOW DO YOU LIKE THE BOX?

- FOUR BOSTON KREME.

- ＦＯＵＲ ＢＯＳＴＯＮ ＫＲＥＭＥ

- HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM?

- HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM?

- ROUND, PLEASE.

- ラウンドしてくれ

[laughter]

[笑]

- OKAY, PUT THEM IN THERE, SAUL. PUT THEM IN THERE.

- よし、そこに入れてくれ、ソールそこに入れろ

- TOP RIGHT. TOP RIGHT. OH, OR THOSE.

- 右上右上ああ、それか、THOSEか。

- PUT ONE OF EACH, OF EVERY ONE, IN THERE.

- 一人一人、一人一人、そこに入れろ

GRAB ONE OF EACH OF EVERYTHING.

すべてのもののうちの1つをつかむ。

JUST--YEP.

ただ...

- I THINK YOU'RE GETTING--

- あなたは...

YOU'RE GETTING ONE OF EVERYTHING.

全てのものの一つを手に入れるんだ

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. - ALL RIGHT.

- ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ！ＮＯ- すべての権利。

- YOU KNOW, WE CAN TRY A VARIETY.

- いろいろ試してみてもいいんじゃない？

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. - HE'S JUST DOING WHAT HE WANTS.

そこがポイントだ- 彼はやりたいことをやっているだけだ

- VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE.

- VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE.

- VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE.

- VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE.

- SO HERE YOU GO.

- さあ、行くぞ

- MORE CHOCOLATE, MORE CHOCOLATE.

- もっとチョコレート、もっとチョコレート。

- OKAY, PUT SOME MORE CHOCOLATE IN THERE.

- もっとチョコレートを入れてくれ

- HERE YOU GO.

- 行くぞ

OH, MORE CHOCOLATE, MORE CHOCOLATE.

ああ、もっとチョコレート、もっとチョコレート。

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A DUNKIN' DONUTS BEFORE,

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A DUNKIN' DONUTS BEFORE,

OR IS THIS YOUR FIRST ONE?

OR IS THIS YOUR FIRST ONE?

- I GUESS I DON'T NEED ANY MUNCHKINS.

- マンチキンは要らないな

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A DUNKIN' DONUTS BEFORE,

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A DUNKIN' DONUTS BEFORE,

OR IS THIS YOUR FIRST ONE?

OR IS THIS YOUR FIRST ONE?

- WE'RE BOTH FROM THE EAST COAST, SO...

- WE'RE BOTH FROM THE EAST COAST, SO...

- SO YOU'VE BEEN-- - WE'VE BEEN TO DUNKIN' DONUTS.

- SO YOU'VE BEEN-- - WE'VE BEEN TO DUNKIN' DONUTS.

- WHICH ONE HAVE YOU BEEN TO?

- どこの国に行ったの？

- SO YOU'VE BEEN TO DUNKIN' DONUTS BEFORE?

- SO YOU'VE BEEN TO DUNKIN' DONUTS BEFORE?

WHICH ONE HAVE YOU BEEN TO?

どこの国に行ったの？

- LIKE, BOSTON. - WHICH ONE?

- LIKE, BOSTON.- WHICH ONE?

- WAS TIM THERE? - HAMPTON, MASSACHUSETTS.

- タイムはいたのか？- ハンプトン マサチューセッツ州

- WHAT'S FUN THERE? - IN MASSACHUSETTS?

- 何が楽しいの？- マサチューセッツで？

[laughter]

[笑]

IN MASSACHUSETTS?

マサチューセッツで？

IT'S--IT'S LIKE THIS WEATHER IN THE SUMMER,

IT'S--IT'S LIKE THIS WEATHER IN THE SUMMER,

AND THEN IN THE WINTER, IT'S LOTS OF SNOW.

そして、冬には雪が降る。

- DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?

- ジョークを聞きたい？

- DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE? - YES.

- ジョークを聞きたい？- はい。

- WHAT DID ONE DOUGHNUT SAY TO THE DOUGHNUT HE JUST MET?

- あるドーナツは会ったばかりのドーナツに何を言ったのか？

- WHAT DID ONE DOUGHNUT SAY

- ひとりのドーナツは何を言った？

TO THE DOUGHNUT HE JUST MET?

彼が会ったばかりのドーナツに？

- I DON'T KNOW. - YOU DO-NUT KNOW ME.

- 私は知らない- あなたは私を知っています。

[laughter]

[笑]

- YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.

- YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.

- YOU DO-NUT KNOW ME.

- YOU DO-NUT KNOW ME.

- YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.

- YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.

YOU DO-NUT KNOW ME.

あなたは私を知っています。

[laughter]

[笑]

- GIVE THEM THE DOUGHNUTS.

- GIVE THEM THE DOUGHNUTS.

GIVE THEM THE DOUGHNUTS.

GIVE THEM THE DOUGHNUTS.

THAT'LL BE 35¢.

35セントです

- THAT'LL BE 35¢.

- 35セントです

- BOOM.

- ブーム

[laughter]

[笑]

REALLY? - 35¢, YES, SIR.

本当に？- 35セントです

- 35¢, YEP.

- 35¢、YEP。

- HOW DO WE DO THIS?

- どうやってやるの？

- I HAVE A 20.

- I HAVE A 20.

- OKAY, I'LL JUST TAKE THAT THEN.

- 分かったわ それじゃ、持っていくわね

I'LL JUST TAKE THAT. - I'LL TAKE THAT.

I'LL JUST TAKE THAT. - I'LL TAKE THAT.

- THANK YOU, BYE. - I'LL TAKE THAT.

- THANK YOU, BYE. - I'LL TAKE THAT.

- BYE. THANK YOU.

- バイバイありがとう

[laughter]

[笑]

BYE.

バイバイ

- THIS CAN'T BE SERIOUS. - OKAY.

- マジでありえない- わかったわ

- NEXT, PLEASE. NEXT.

- NEXT、PLEASE。NEXT.

- NOW WHAT?

- NOW WHAT?

- NEXT, PLEASE.

- NEXT、PLEASE。

NEXT.

NEXT.

- I'M PRETTY SURE ELLEN IS TELLING YOU SOME THINGS TO SAY.

- I'M PRETTY SURE ELLEN IS TELLING YOU SOME THINGS TO SAY.

- WHY DO YOU THINK THAT? - WHY DO YOU THINK THAT?

- WHY DO YOU THINK THAT? - WHY DO YOU THINK THAT?

- 'CAUSE I WATCH "ELLEN" EVERY DAY.

- 毎日見てるからだよ

I RECORD IT, AND I KNOW--

記録していて、知っている...

I KNOW HOW SHE WORKS. - YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

I KNOW HOW SHE WORKS. - YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

- ASK FOR A REWRITE.

- 書き換えをお願いします。

[laughter]

[笑]

- SAUL, TELL THEM WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

- ソール 今起きた事を話してくれ

- SO, GUYS, YOU GUYS ARE ON "ELLEN."

- SO, GUYS, YOU GUYS ARE ON "ELLEN."

- AND YOU ALL GET DOUGHNUTS. - IS IT REALLY?

- そして、あなたはすべてのドーナツを取得します。- 本当に？

- AND YOU ALL GET DOUGHNUTS.

- AND YOU ALL GET DOUGHNUTS.

- WHOO!

- うわあああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

- THANKS, SAUL. THANKS FOR DOING THAT.

- ありがとう、ソールありがとう

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.