THAT YOU HAVE NOT CONQUERED YET?

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

- OH, WOW.

PROBABLY SINGING.

SINGING WOULD BE A HUGE FEAR-- IN A MOVIE.

- OH, WHERE'S MY MICROPHONE? - NO, NO, NO.

NOT DOING THAT. NO, I'M WAY TOO AFRAID.

- BUT YOU'RE NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING ELSE?

ARE YOU SCARED OF-- - YES, I ACTUALLY AM.

OF--IN REAL LIFE? IN REAL LIFE, YOU MEAN?

- YES, THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. - YES.

IN REAL LIFE, I AM TERRIFIED

OF PORCELAIN DOLLS.

- I HEARD THAT.

NOW, DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?

DID A PORCELAIN DOLL FALL ON YOU WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING?

DID IT--

- [chuckles] I DON'T THINK SO.

I MEAN, THERE WAS, LIKE, A TV SHOW THAT HAD, LIKE--

IT WAS "FRIDAY THE 13TH"

WHERE IT WAS A POSSESSED PORCELAIN DOLL.

BUT I JUST THINK THEY'RE FREAKY.

I JUST THINK THEY'RE REALLY SUPER FREAKY.

THEY HAVE, LIKE, REAL EYES,

AND THEY LOOK REAL, AND THEY JUST--

I JUST IMAGINE WHEN I WALK BY THEM,

THEIR HEADS TURN WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME.

[laughter]

TELL ME YOU DO NOT HAVE A DOLL HERE.

LIKE, JUST-- I CAN SEE IT IN HER EYES.

LIKE, IT'S--

- I'M JUST ASKING, BECAUSE--

- OH, MAN.

OH, COME ON.

[laughter]

- LOOK.

- IS THAT NOT FREAKY TO ANYONE ELSE?

- LOOK.

[laughter]

LOOK AT YOUR BODY LANG--

- THAT IS NOT RIGHT. - I KNOW.

- LOOK AT IT.

WHY DID SOMEONE MAKE THAT?

LIKE, THAT DOESN'T--

ALL RIGHT.

[chuckles] - JUST HOLD ONE.

- MY WIFE'S MOTHER--

I'M NOT HOLDING EITHER ONE OF THOSE.

- JUST HOLD ONE. - NO. UH-HUH.

MY WIFE-- [chuckles]

COME ON. STOP.

STOP, MAN.

[cheers and applause]

[laughing]

- COME HERE.

"I LOVE YOU."

- [groans, laughs]

- "I LOVE YOU, CHANNING."

- I CAN'T. STOP IT. - LOOK.

OKAY? SEE? LOOK.

- YOU'RE GONNA--OH, MAN.

YOU'RE GONNA--

YOU'RE LITERALLY GONNA RUIN MY ENTIRE, LIKE--

- ALL RIGHT. - MY BRAIN.

- BUT SEE, THAT WASN'T THAT BAD.

- OH, NO, THAT WASN'T BAD AT ALL.

- NO. - THAT WAS--THAT WAS GREAT.

I ENJOYED IT SO MUCH.

- I COMBINED IT WITH TELLING YOU I LOVE YOU.