Land of beauty and home to countless vanishing wonders, affordable housing, the green belt, the news, honest prices, honesty in general and of course trees that aren't on fucking fire.

美の国、そして数え切れないほどの消えゆく驚異の故郷

It's also home to an array of dangerous parasites.

手頃な価格の住宅

A message from the government of Canada.

グリーンベルト

Hello.

ニュース

You probably know us as the peaceful, polite nature, loving country with the woke babe PM.

正直価格

And the friendly horsey police said actually, as Bay said, Canada is a major oil and gas producing company at country.

正直一般

And if you get between us and the oil and gas, we'll politely kick your fucking door in breaking down the door.

そしてもちろん、燃えていない木々も。

Any questions good.

また、危険な寄生虫の宝庫でもある。

Now please rise for our national anthem to as you know, we're experiencing the worst fires in our history, but rest assured we're searching for the arsonists and when we find them, we'll give them billions in subsidies.

カナダ政府からのメッセージ

We know who they are.

こんにちは、平和で礼儀正しく、自然を愛する国としてご存知でしょう。

Some of us even work for them.

覚醒した首相と友好的な馬警察と

What's that?

しかし実際には、ペが言ったように

You thought our job was to keep Canadians safe?

「カナダは主要な石油・ガス産出国である。

Oh, sweetie.

国

Our job is to keep them safe from Canadian.

もし、石油やガスと我々の間に割って入ってくるようなことがあれば、丁重にドアを蹴破ってやろう

Our prime marketer doesn't even try to hide it like that time he declared a climate emergency.

"ドアを壊す"

And then approved an oil pipeline the very next day.

質問は？

Cool and normal.

グッド

A message from the government of British Columbia.

それでは国歌斉唱のためにご起立ください

Visit BC home to Y another pipeline.

ちょっと一服していくか

Introducing the coastal gas line if completed, it'll carry fracked gas from the moy play to the coast so that a bunch of foreign companies can export it and make a lot of the Chin.

ちょっと一服

Don't worry BC will earn billions in revenue too which once you subtract the billions of subsidies, we gave those guys to build, it comes to approximately, is it safe?

ご存知のように、私たちは歴史上最悪の火災に見舞われている

Of course not.

しかし、安心してほしい。我々は放火犯を捜索しており、見つかれば......。

Here's a destroyed wetland because going around it would have cost a bit more.

何十億ドルもの補助金を出す。

Here's a salmon stream nuked by a landslide and here's our regulator giving zero fucks because it's been captured by the gas industry.

我々は彼らの正体を知っている

Will it cause emissions?

彼らのために働く者もいる

Put it this way?

それは何だ？我々の仕事はカナダ人の安全を守ることだと思っていたのか？

This is the tar sands and this is the mon play.

私たちの仕事は、彼らをカナダ人から守ることだ。

Canada's largest carbon bomb.

プライムマーケターは隠そうともしない

Are we insane?

気候変動の緊急事態を宣言したかと思えば、その翌日には石油パイプラインを承認した。

That's why we've already approved three more pipelines here.

クールでノーマル

Once coastal gas link is completed, the only thing standing in the way of this massive fuck you to every living thing on the planet is a sovereign first nation that has the temerity to still exist.

ブリティッシュ・コロンビア州政府からのメッセージ

The wet Sowetan, they've told coastal gas link to piss off because this is their yin, their land, which is completely and utterly a true according to our own Supreme court.

BC州訪問

But don't worry Bay is committed to reconciliation unless it clashes with his holidays.

パイプライン

Of course, and nothing says reconciliation, like raids, constant surveillance, harassment and threats, relax.

コースタル・ガスリンク

It's not like we're waging a war on the wet Sowetan.

完成すれば、モントニー・プレイから採掘されたガスを海岸まで運ぶことができる。

We've outsourced that role to a message from the US Army.

多くの外資系企業がそれを輸出し、多くのチンチンを作ることができるように。

Did you know that before serving as CIA director and getting his ass fired for boning as biographer, this four star army general wrote our field manual for how to wage war on local populations.

ご心配なく、BC州も数十億の収入を得るだろう

We used it in Iraq and Afghanistan.

それを建設するために我々が彼らに与えた数十億の補助金を差し引けば、どうなるか。

So when this Wall Street firm which owns coastal gas link, hired Dave to run their internal CIA, he said, hey, I'm a massive piece of shit.

およそ...

Let's use those same tactics against this peaceful sovereign nation, defending its lands, tactics like buying off band councils to get their consent.

ファックオール

Said money is ammunition, delegitimizing those who can't be bought off props to be's court for helping with that.

えっ

And most importantly, get local forces to do the fighting to put a friendly face on a foreign campaign and who better than Canada's friendly horsey police except now they look like this, meet their commander whose previous job was running similar ops in Afghanistan under General Petraeus and lastly kicking in their door and dragging people off their land.

安全ですか？

By the way, no conflict of interest for the motes pension fund, having millions invested in this pipeline.

もちろん、そんなことはない。

And that's how you make Canadians subsidize a pipeline through unseated indigenous territory in the midst of a climate emergency.

破壊された湿地帯がここにある。

All for the profit of foreign corporations and a wall street warlord Canada.

土砂崩れで破壊されたサーモン・ストリーム

Enjoy your visit and remember you too can support this shit fuckery by continuing to do business with these banks who are funding it, whatever you do don't support the wet.

そして、ガス業界に取り込まれた規制当局は、何もしない。

So at Yenta access.com and unto dot C visit, Canada ps we're also arming the Saudis a message from the government of.

排ガスの原因になるか？このように言う