GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

私はあなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

何が起こっているのか見てみよう

WHAT'S THE BIG STORY TONIGHT?

WHAT'S THE BIG STORY TONIGHT?

WELL, LOOK OUTSIDE, BECAUSE DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU LIVE, IT

外を見てみろ 君がどこに住んでいるかにもよるが...

MIGHT NOT BE THERE.

MIGHT NOT BE THERE.

SNOW IS BATTERING THE EAST COAST, AND OVER 60 MILLION

雪が東海岸を襲い、6,000万人以上の人々が

PEOPLE ARE UNDER A WINTER STORM WATCH.

PEOPLE ARE UNDER A WINTER STORM WATCH.

PEOPLE ARE BEING ASKED TO STAY HOME, OF ALL THINGS.

PEOPLE ARE BEING ASKED TO STAY HOME, OF ALL THINGS.

CAN YOU IMAGINE, JUST SITTING AROUND IN YOUR HOUSE FOR DAYS ON

CAN YOU IMAGINE, JUST SITTING AROUND IN YOUR HOUSE FOR DAYS ON

END, NOWHERE TO GO, JUST WATCHING TV?

終わり どこにも行かない テレビを見てるだけ？

HOW WILL WE ADJUST?

どうやって調整するの？

NOW, I'M IN THE NEW YORK AREA, WHICH IS EXPECTED TO GET 12-18

今、私はニューヨークにいます 12 -18を得ると予想されています

INCHES TONIGHT.

今夜はインチス。

IT'S COMING DOWN SO HARD.

IT'S COMING DOWN SO HARD.

LE ME LOOK OUT MY WINDOW.

LE ME LOOK OUT MY WINDOW.

JIMMY, YOU CAN GIVE US A LIVE SHOT OVER HERE, PLEASE.

JIMMY、こっちで生中継してくれないか？

WOW, THAT'S INTENSE.

うわー、それはインテンスだ。

LOOK AT THAT.

見ろよ

PUT ON A JACKET!

ジャケットを着ろ！

YOU'LL CATCH A CHILL!

YOU'LL CATCH A CHILL!

HIS LIPS ARE SO CHAPPED.

彼の唇はとても傷ついている。

MAN, THAT GUY IS RIPPED!

その男は破滅した！

THERE ARE NO CARBS IN WESTEROS.

THERE ARE NO CARBS IN WESTEROS.

FORECASTERS SAID THAT THE STORM WILL LIKELY COVER NEARLY 1,000

FORECASTERS SAID THAT THE STORM WILL LIKELY COVER NEARLY 1,000

MILES WITH HEAVY SNOW, FREEZING RAIN, AND STRONG WINDS.

激しい雪、凍えるような雨、そして強い風が吹くマイル。

AW, JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

クリスマスに間に合ったわ

IT'S JUST LIKE THE SONG: ♪ I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE

まるで歌のようだ 白を夢見ている

CHRISTMAS ♪ AHHHHHH!

CHRISTMAS ♪ AHHHHHHHHHH!

I HIT SOME BLACK ICE!

黒い氷にぶつかった！

HOLD ON!

掴まって！

WE'RE GOING INTO THE CULVERT, KIDS!

カルバートに行くぞ！

SO IF YOU ARE OUT RIGHT NOW, PLEASE BE SAFE.

SO IF YOU ARE OUT RIGHT NOW, PLEASE BE SAFE.

I MEAN, IT'S GETTING PRETTY NASTY RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.

I MEAN, IT'S GETTING PRETTY NASTY RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.

JIM, CAN WE GIVE A LIVE SHOT AGAIN.

JIM、もう一度生中継してくれないか？

WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?

WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?

>> COME ON!

>> 乗って来いよ！

GIMME A SIGN HERE!

サインをお願いします

>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT GOOD.

>> スティーブンそれは良くない

THAT'S NOT GOOD.

それは良くない

REMINDER TO EVERYBODY OUT THERE: THE A.S.P.C.A. RECOMMENDS YOU DO

REMINDER TO EVERYBODY OUT THERE: THE A.S.P.C.A. RECOMMENDS YOU DO

NOT LEAVE YOUR DOGS AND CATS OUTSIDE TONIGHT.

NOT LEAVE YOUR DOGS AND CATS OUTSIDE TONIGHT.

REMEMBER TO STUFF THEM INSIDE YOUR TAUNTAUN.

タウンタウンの中に入れておくことを忘れないでください。

YOU THINK IT SOUNDS BAD ON THE OUTSIDE.

外側の音が悪いと思っているのか

MUCH SNOWFALL, WE'D EXPECT TO SEE SCHOOL CANCELLATIONS, BUT

大雪で学校の休校が予想されますが

BECAUSE OF REMOTE LEARNING, BILL DE BLAISO HAD BAD NEWS FOR

遠隔学習のために、ビル・デ・ブレイソは悪いニュースを持っていました。

NEW YORK CITY KIDS: >> THE SNOW DAY, AS WE KNEW IT

ニューヨーク市の子供たち>> 雪の日、私たちが知っているように

AS KIDS, WHEN WE LOOKED FORWARD TO A DAY OFF.

AS KIDS, WHEN WE LOOKED FORWARD TO A DAY OFF.

YES, IT'S TRUE, THAT'S NOW GOING TO BE A THING OF THE PAST, THAT

そうだ、それは本当だ、それはもう過去のことだ。

EVEN WHEN KIDS ARE HOME BECAUSE OF THE SNOW, THEY WILL STILL BE

雪のために子供たちが家にいても、子供たちはまだいます。

LEARNING.

学習。

>> Stephen: NO!

>> スティーブン駄目だ！

THIS IS AN ABOMINATION-- NOT JUST FOR KIDS, BUT FOR PARENTS.

これは忌まわしいことだ 子供だけでなく親にとってもだ

THE SNOW DAY IS THE RARE OPPORTUNITY TO WAKE UP YOUR

THE SNOW DAY IS THE RARE OPPORTUNITY TO WAKE UP YOUR

CHILD WITH THE GREATEST NEWS IMAGINABLE!

CHILD WITH THE GREATEST NEWS IMAGINABLE!

"HONEY, THERE'S NO SCHOOL TODAY.

"HONEY, THERE'S NO SCHOOL TODAY.

YOU'RE JUST GOING TO TOBOGGAN FOR EIGHT HOURS, THEN DRINK HOT

トボッガンに8時間も行って 熱い酒を飲むのか？

CHOCOLATE.

チョコレート。

NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP, OKAY, WHILE DADDY HAS HIS MORNING

さあ、寝なさい、いいわ、パパが朝を迎える間に。

WINE.

WINEです。

LET'S HAVE ANOTHER LOOK OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.

LET'S HAVE ANOTHER LOOK OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.

JACK TORRANCE.

ジャック・トレランス

HOW DOES IT LOOK OUTSIDE?

HOW DOES IT LOOK OUTSIDE?

AL WORK AND NO PLAY HAS MADE JACK A COLD BOY.

仕事も遊びもしないから ジャックは冷たい少年になってしまった

SPEAKING OF WINTERY WEATHER, THE PRESIDENT'S ATTEMPTS TO

SPEAKING OF WINTERY WEATHER, THE PRESIDENT'S ATTEMPTS TO

OVERTHROW THE 2020 ELECTION HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL.

OVERTHROW THE 2020 ELECTION HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL.

HE LOST HIS RECOUNTS, HIS LAWSUITS HAVE BEEN THROW OUT

彼は記録を失い、訴訟は投げ出されました。

OF COURT, AND HIS PLANS TO RETROACTIVELY DECLARE NOVEMBER 3

法廷での審議と11月3日の再公示の計画について

NATIONAL OPPOSITE DAY HAVE FAILED.

NATIONAL OPPOSITE DAY HAVE FAILED.

ON MONDAY, THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE CERTIFIED JOE BIDEN'S WIN; AND

月曜日には 選挙人学校がジョー・バイデンの勝利を認定しました

YESTERDAY, SENATE MAJORITY LEADER, MITCH McCONNELL

YESTERDAY, SENATE MAJORITY LEADER, MITCH McCONNELL

CONGRATULATED BIDEN ON HIS VICTORY.

バイデンの勝利を祝福します。

EVEN McCONNELL HAS JUMPED SHIP.

EVEN McCONNELL HAS JUMPED SHIP.

LUCKILY, HIS WADDLE WORKS AS A FLOTATION DEVICE.

幸いにも、彼のワドルは浮揚装置として機能しています。

( LAUGHTER ) THE PRESIDENT WAS NOT PLEASED,

( LAUGHTER ) THE PRESIDENT WAS NOT PLEASED.

WITH McCONNELL, TWEETING, "MITCH, 75,000,000 VOTES, A

WITH McCONNELL, TWEETING, "MITCH, 75,000,000 VOTES, A

RECORD FOR A SITTING PRESIDENT-- BY A LOT

RECORD FOR A SITTING PRESIDENT-- BY A LOT

TOO SOON TO GIVE UP.

諦めるには早すぎる

REPUBLICAN PARTY MUST FINALLY LEARN TO FIGHT.

共和党はついに戦うことを学ばなければなりません。

PEOPLE ARE ANGRY!" I SEE.

PEOPLE ARE ANGRY!" I SEE.

"PEOPLE" ARE ANGRY.

"PEOPLE" ARE ANGRY.

ARE PEOPLE FEELING A LITTLE ISOLATED?

ARE PEOPLE FEELING A LITTLE ISOLATED?

MAYBE PEOPLE ARE A LITTLE SAD?

MAYBE PEOPLE ARE A LITTLE SAD?

NOW, I UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE MUST BE FEELING A LITTLE LONELY

今、私は人々が少し寂しいと感じていることを理解しています。

AND SCARED RIGHT NOW.

AND SCARED RIGHT NOW.

AND I'M SURE PEOPLE ARE UPSET THAT WE THE PEOPLE DIDN'T VOTE

AND I'M SURE PEOPLE ARE UPSET THAT WE THE PEOPLE DIDN'T VOTE

FOR PEOPLE.

FOR PEOPLE.

MAYBE PEOPLE ARE STRESS-EATING A CAN OF DUNCAN HINES FROSTING?

MAYBE PEOPLE ARE STRESS-EATING A CAN OF DUNCAN HINES FROSTING?

IT WOULD BE NICE IF "PEOPLE'S" WIFE WAS MAYBE MORE

"PEOPLE'S" WIFE WAS MAYBE MORE

UNDERSTANDING AND WANTED TO BE AROUND PEOPLE.

人々を理解し、人々の周りにいることを望んでいました。

BUT REGARDLESS OF HOW ANGRY PEOPLE ARE, PEOPLE NEED TO GROW

しかし、人がどれだけ怒っていようと、人は成長しなければならない。

THE (BLEEP) UP.

THE (BLEEP) UP.

( LAUGHTER ) EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN THAT

( LAUGHTER ) それ以上に憎しみに満ちている

TWEET IS THE FACT THAT THE PRESIDENT WROTE IT AT NEARLY

TWEET IS THE FACT THAT THE PRESIDENT WROTE IT AT NEARLY

1:00 A.M. ON WEDNESDAY.

水曜の午前1時に

OOF.

OOF。

THE ONLY REASON TO BE UP AT 1:00 A.M. ON A WEDNESDAY IS IF YOU

水曜の午前1時に起きる理由は、あなたが

HAD A REALLY BIG TACO TUESDAY.

火曜日は本当に大きなタコスを食べました。

OF COURSE, THE PRESIDENT WOULDN'T BE FEELING THIS WAY

もちろん、大統領はこんな風には感じていないだろう。

IF IT WASN'T FOR THE WORK OF PEOPLE LIKE BIDEN CAMPAIGN

バイデン・キャンペーンのような人々の仕事のためではなかったら

MANAGER JEN O'MALLEY DILLON, SEEN HERE ON THE COVER OF HER

ジェン・オマリー・ディロン、彼女の表紙に掲載されています。

RAP ALBUM "STRAIGHT OUTTA SOUTHAMPTON."

RAP ALBUM "STRAIGHT OUTTA SOUTHAMPTON."

O'MALLEY DILLON SAT DOWN FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH "GLAMOUR"

O'MALLEY DILLONが "GLAMOUR "のインタビューに応じました。

MAGAZINE AND HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT BIDEN'S ONGOING CALLS FOR

雑誌やバイデンの継続的な呼びかけについてこう言っていました。

BIPARTISANSHIP: "THE PRESIDENT-ELECT WAS ABLE TO

二党派: 「大統領エレクトは可能だった

CONNECT WITH PEOPLE OVER THIS SENSE OF UNITY.

この一体感で人とつながる。

IN THE PRIMARY, PEOPLE WOULD MOCK HIM, LIKE, "YOU THINK YOU

序盤は皆が彼をコケにして "お前は自分のことを考えている "みたいに

CAN WORK WITH REPUBLICANS?" SHE ADDED, "I'M NOT SAYING

共和党と仕事ができるか」と付け加え、「そんなことは言っていません。

THEY'RE NOT A BUNCH OF (BLEEP).

彼らは、（BLEEP）の塊ではありません。

MITCH McCONNELL IS TERRIBLE."

"ミッチ・マコネルはひどい"

OKAY, SO THERE'S KUMBAYA, BUT THERE'S ALSO KISS MY BUTT.

クンバヤもいるけど キスもあるよ

NOW, INSULTING YOUR COUNTRYMEN MAY SEEM LIKE A STRANGE WAY

今、あなたの国の人々を侮辱するのは 変な方法のように思えるかもしれません。

TO BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER, BUT JOE BIDEN WANTS TO BUILD A TRUE

人と人を結びつけるために でもジョー・バイデンは真の意味での絆を築きたいと思っています

BIG TENT, WHERE EVERYONE IS WELCOME: THE TERRIBLE PEOPLE,

BIG TENT, WHERE EVERYONE IS WELCOME: THE TERRIBLE PEOPLE PEOPLE.

THE (BLEEP), WHERE THE DOUCHE NOZZLE SITS AT THE TABLE OF

(BLEEP)のテーブルの上に置かれているドウシュ・ノーズルの場所

BROTHERHOOD NEXT TO THE ASSHAT, WHERE THE NUMBNUT HOLDS HANDS

BROTHERHOOD NEXT TO THE ASSHAT, WHERE THE NUMBNUT HOLDS HANDS

WITH THE JACKHOLE, WHERE THE PUTZ CAN RAISE HIS SCHMUCK-FACE

WITH THE JACKHOLE, WHERE THE PUTZ CAN RAISE HIS SCHMUCK-FACE

CHILDREN TO BE ANY KIND OF DILLWEED THEY WANT.

子供たちは、好きな種類のディルウィードになることができます。

THAT KIND OF OUTREACH HAS TO BE IN THE PRESIDENTIAL TOOLKIT.

この種のアウトリーチは、大統領のツールキットに含まれている必要があります。

ALSO, MITCH McCONNELL'S A TOOL.

ALSO, MITCH McCONNELL'S A TOOL.

JOE BIDEN CONTINUES TO ACT LIKE A GUY WHO'S ABOUT TO BE

JOE BIDEN CONTINUES TO ACT LIKE A GUY WHO'S ABOUT TO BE

PRESIDENT.

大統領

FOR INSTANCE, TOMORROW, HE'S TALKING TO ME.

明日の朝、彼は私に話しかけてくる。

AND TODAY, THE PRESIDENT-ELECT ANNOUNCED HE WILL NOMINATE PETE

そして今日、大統領エレクトはピートを指名すると発表しました

BUTTIGIEG TO BE SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION.

BUTTIGIEG TO BE SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION.

MAYOR BUTTIGIEG, OBVIOUSLY, UNDERSTANDS TRANSPORTATION.

ブッティギグ市長は 明らかに輸送を理解しています

AFTER ALL, HE'S A RHODES SCHOLAR.

結局、彼はロドスの生徒なんだ

( ♪ "GROOVE IS IN THE HEART" ♪ >> BE THE MILLIONTH PERSON TO

( ♪ "GROOVE IS IN THE HEART" ♪ >> BE THE MILLIONTH PERSON TO

MAKE THIS JOKE.

ジョークにしてくれ

WIN A FREE SLAM!

無料のSLAMを当てよう

>> Stephen: IT'S A HISTORIC NOMINATION.

>> スティーブン歴史的なノミネートです。

BUTTIGIEG WILL BE THE FIRST OPENLY L.G.B.T.Q. PERSON IN ANY

BUTTIGIEG WILL BE THE FIRST OPENLY L.G.B.T.Q. PERSON IN ANY

CABINET.

キャビネット。

THOUGH IT IS POSSIBLE THAT NOBODY TOLD THE PRESIDENT-ELECT.

誰も大統領エレクトに言わなかったのは 可能性がありますが

>> AND BY THE WAY, JILL AND I ALWAYS ENJOYED SEEING PETE AND

>> ところでジルと私は いつもペットを見るのが好きだった

KRISTEN-- OR CHASTEN, I SHOULD SAY-- TOGETHER ON THE TRAIL.

KRISTEN-- OR CHASTEN, I SHOULD SAY-- TOGETHER ON THE TRAIL.

( AS BIDEN ) "SORRY, SOMETIMES I GET MY

( AS BIDEN ) "SORRY, SOMETIMES I GET MY

L.G.'s MIXED UP WITH MY B.T.Q.'S AND MY B.L.T.'S.

L.G.のMIXED UP WITH MY B.T.Q.SとMY B.L.T.S。

HEY, DON'T BE TOO OFFENDED.

怒るなよ

REMEMBER, ONE TIME I THOUGHT MY WIFE WAS MY SISTER.

思い出せ、一度だけ、妻が自分の妹だと思ったことがある。

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, GIL?

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, GIL?

JILL."

"ジル"

I COULD GO FOR A B.L.T.

I COULD GO FOR A B.L.T.

WHEN IT WAS HIS TURN TO TAKE THE STAGE, MAYOR PETE EXTOLLED THE

ステージに上がると、メイヤー・ペットは、それを誇示しました。

VIRTUES OF TRANSPORTATION: >> TRAVEL, IN MY MIND, IS

VIRTUES OF TRANSPORTATION: >> TRAVEL, IN MY MIND, IS

SYNONYMOUS WITH GROWTH, WITH ADVENTURE, EVEN LOVE, SO MUCH SO

SYNONYMOUS WITH GROWTH, WITH ADVENTURE, EVEN LOVE, SO MUCH SO

THAT I PROPOSED TO MY HUSBAND, CHASTEN, IN AN AIRPORT TERMINAL.

THAT I PROPOSED TO MY HUSBAND, CHASTEN, IN AN AIRPORT TERMINAL.

DON'T LET ANYBODY TELL YOU THAT O'HARE ISN'T ROMANTIC.

オヘアはロマンティックではないと誰にも言わせないでください。

>> Stephen: AND IT WASN'T JUST THE ENGAGEMENT.

>> スティーブン：そして、それは単に関与だけではありませんでした。

THEY HELD THE RECEPTION AT CHILI'S TOO.

チリーズでもレセプションをやっていた

THEY REGISTERED AT "HUDSON NEWS."

THEY REGISTERED AT "HUDSON NEWS."

"OH, MAN, SOMEBODY ALREADY BOUGHT THE "WELCOME TO CHICAGO"

"OH, MAN, SOMEBODY ALREADY BOUGHT THE "WELCOME TO CHICAGO"

SNOWGLOBE.

ＳＮＯＷＧＬＯＢＥ。

SHOULD WE GET THEM A NECK PILLOW OR A $15 BAG OF GUMMY BEARS?"

SHOULD WE GET THEM A NECK PILLOW OR A $15 BAG OF GUMMY BEARS?"

NOW, BUTTIGIEG RECOGNIZED HOW HISTORIC HIS NOMINATION WAS.

NOW, BUTTIGIEG RECOGNIZED HOW HISTORIC HIS NOMINATION WAS.

>> I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF A 17-YEAR-OLD SOMEWHERE WHO MIGHT

>> 17歳の子が誰か思い浮かばずにはいられません。

BE WATCHING US RIGHT NOW, SOMEBODY WHO WONDERS WHETHER AND

BE WATCHING US RIGHT NOW, SOMEBODY WHO WONDERS WHETHER AND

WHERE THEY BELONG IN THE WORLD OR EVEN IN THEIR OWN FAMILY.

世界のどこにいるのか、あるいは自分の家族の中にいるのか。

AND I'M THINKING ABOUT THE MESSAGE THAT TODAY'S

今日のメッセージについて考えています

ANNOUNCEMENT IS SENDING TO THEM.

アナウンスは彼らに送られています。

>> Stephen: YOU HEAR THAT, 17-YEAR-OLD?

>> スティーブン：17歳、聞いたか？

YOU STAY IN SCHOOL, AND SOMEDAY YOU, TOO, MAY SEE YOUR NAME ON A

学校に通えば、いつの日か、あなたの名前が書かれているのを目にすることがあるかもしれません。

SIGN OUTSIDE A TRUCK WEIGH STATION.

トラックの計量所の外にあるサイン。

I'M TALKING LEGENDS LIKE CLAUDE S. BRINEGAR, NEIL E.

I'M TALKING LEGENDS LIKE CLAUDE S.ブリネガー ニール・Ｅ

GOLDSCHMIDT, AND OUR CURRENT SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION--

ゴールドシュミットと現在の運輸省長官は...

I HAVE NO IDEA.

見当もつかない

IT'S NOT JUST REPUBLICAN SENATORS BAILING ON THE CURRENT

共和党の上院議員だけではありません。

ADMINISTRATION.

ADMINISTRATION.

SO ARE ITS OWN STAFF MEMBERS.

自身のスタッフもそうです。

A LITTLE WHILE BACK, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STATE DEPARTMENT'S

少し前に、州政府省のことを話しました。

HOLIDAY PARTY PLANNED BY SECRETARY OF STATE AND

HOLIDAY PARTY PLANNED BY SECRETARY OF STATE AND

MARSHMALLOW PEEP IN THE MICROWAVE, MIKE POMPEO.

ＭＡＲＳＨＭＡＬＬＯＷ ＰＥＥＥＰ ＩＮ ＴＨＥ ＭＩＣＲＯＷＡＶＥ、ＭＩＫＥ ＰＯＭＰＥＯ。

DESPITE THE PANDEMIC, POMPEO INVITED 900 GUESTS.

パンデミックにもかかわらず、ポンペオは900人のゲストを招待した。

WELL, THE BIG EVENT WAS YESTERDAY, AND TURNS OUT,

WELL, THE BIG EVENT WAS YESTERDAY, AND TURNS OUT,

EVERYBODY HAD A GREAT TIME NOT GOING BECAUSE HUNDREDS OF

誰もが何百人もの人たちのために、行かない時間を楽しんでいた。

INVITEES SKIPPED MIKE POMPEO'S PARTY.

INVITEES SKIPPED MIKE POMPEO'S PARTY.

DON'T FEEL BAD, MR. SECRETARY.

落ち込まないでください、秘書官

IT'S NOT THAT THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.

嫌われてるんじゃないのよ

IT'S THAT THEY THINK YOU'RE A MORON FOR HOLDING A PARTY DURING

パーティーを開いている間は あなたはバカだと思われています

A PANDEMIC.

パンデミック。

THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.

だから嫌われてるんだよ

THE NUMBERS WERE PRETTY LOW.

数字が非常に低いんだ

OUT OF THE 900 PEOPLE INVITED, ABOUT 70 PEOPLE R.S.V.P.'d, AND

招待された900人のうち、約70人のR.S.S.V.P.

ONLY A FEW DOZEN SHOWED UP.

ONLY A FEW DOZEN SHOWED UP.

A FEW DOZEN PEOPLE?

数十人？

LET'S BE GENEROUS AND SAY IT WAS 36 PEOPLE.

気前よく、36人だったと言ってみよう。

THAT'S AROUND 4% OF THE INVITES.

招待客の約4%です。

THOSE WHO BRAVED THE CONTAGION TO ATTEND WERE TREATED TO A

THOSE WHO BRAVED THE CONTAGION TO ATTEND WERE TREATED TO A

SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY...

SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY...

A MASKED SANTA.

A MASKED SANTA.

WAIT A SECOND, I RECOGNIZE THAT PHYSIQUE.

ちょっと待って、私はそのフィジークを認識しています。

NICE TRY, MR. PRESIDENT.

ナイストライ、MR.大統領

I THINK SOMEONE JUST WANTED UNLIMITED COOKIES AND TO KISS

誰かが無制限のクッキーとキスを 欲しがったんだと思う

PEOPLE'S MOMMIES.

PEOPLE'S MOMMIES.

GUESTS HOPING TO HEAR FROM POMPEO WERE DISAPPOINTED,

ポンペオからの連絡を期待していたゲストは失望していた。

BECAUSE AT THE LAST MINUTE, THE SECRETARY CANCELED HIS SPEECH

最後の最後で秘書官が演説をキャンセルしたからだ

AND TAPPED A SUBSTITUTE SPEAKER.

代役のスピーカーを呼んだ。

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

それはできない！

YOU'RE THE HOST OF THE DUMB PARTY!

くだらないパーティーの主催者はお前だ！

THAT'S LIKE GOING, "UH, THANKS, EVERYONE, COMING TO ME AND

それは、「あー、ありがとう、みんな、私のところに来てくれて

MICHELLE'S ENGAGEMENT PARTY.

ミッシェルのエンゲージメントパーティー。

LOOKS LIKE THERE'S JUST A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE HERE, SO I TAP

ここには大勢の人がいるみたいだから 叩くよ

ROGER AS A SUBSTITUTE GROOM.

ロジャーは代理の花婿として

GOOD LUCK, ROG.

グッドラック、ローグ

SHE'S A HELL OF A LADY, BUT NOT VERY POPULAR, EVIDENTLY."

"彼女は素晴らしい女性だが 人気がないのは事実だ"

BUT POMPEO WAS THERE, AND HE IS NOW IN QUARANTINE DUE TO

でもポンペオはそこにいて、今はクオランタインにいる。

COVID-19 EXPOSURE AFTER THE HOLIDAY PARTY.

COVID-19 EXPOSURE AFTER THE HOLIDAY PARTY.

IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN EBENEZER SCROOGE LEARNED HIS LESSON AFTER

IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN EBENEZER SCROOGE LEARNED HIS LESSON AFTER

GETTING A VISIT FROM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS OBVIOUS.

クリスマスの幽霊からの訪問を得ることは、OBVIOUS。

OKAY, ENOUGH MEAT.

肉はもういいわ

LET'S GET TO THE CHRISTMAS CANDY.

クリスマス・キャンディを見に行こう

IT'S TIME FOR "LATE SHOW HOT GOSS."

IT'S TIME FOR "LATE SHOW HOT GOSS."

( SIZZLE ) BECAUSE WE'VE GOT SOME BIG

( SIZZLE ) BECAUSE WE VE GOTOME SIGOTOME BIG

CELEBRITY NEWS.

CELEBRITY NEWS.

I'M TALKING ABOUT BLOCKBUSTER MEGA STAR AND MAN WHO I WILL

ブロックバスター・メガスターの話をしています。

NOT MAKE A JOKE ABOUT BECAUSE I'VE NEVER INTERVIEWED HIM, AND

なぜ彼と面談したことがないのか、冗談は言わない。

I'D LIKE THAT TO HAPPEN SOMEDAY, TOM CRUISE.

いつかそれを実現させたい トム・クルーズ

CRUISE IS CURRENTLY IN THE U.K.

英国では現在クルーズが行われています。

SHOOTING THE NEW MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SEQUEL, "MISSION

新・ミッション・インポッシブルの続編『MISSION』を撮影中

IMPOSSIBLE 7: TURNS OUT THE FIRST SIX TIMES WERE POSSIBLE."

IMPOSSIBLE 7: TURNS OUT THE FIRST SIX TIMES WERE POSSIBLE."

WHILE HE WAS ON SET, CRUISE NOTICED TWO CREW MEMBERS

撮影中にクルーが二人いることに気付いた

STANDING TOO CLOSE TO ONE ANOTHER IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER

コンピュータの前でお互いの近くに立ちすぎている

SCREEN, VIOLATING THE MOVIE'S STRICT COVID-19 SAFETY

スクリーン、映画の厳格なコヴィド19の安全性に違反しています。

PROTOCOLS.

PROTOCOLS.

WHICH, TO BE FAIR, ARE HARD TO SEE, BECAUSE THEY'RE...

それは、正直に言うと、それが...

GHOST PROTOCOLS.

GHOST PROTOCOLS.

NO SOUND EFFECT?

音の効果は？

WE HAVE NO SOUND EFFECTS?

音の影響はないのか？

WE WILL NEVER HAVE SOUND EFFECTS OR THEY WILL BE LAID IN LATER?

我々は決して音響効果を持たないのか、それとも後に敷設されるのか？

WE'LL FIND OUT.

WE'LL FIND OUT.

>> Stephen: OF COURSE-- I DON'T WANT THEM NOW.

>> もちろん...今は要らないわ

YOU REALIZE I DON'T WANT THEM NOW.

今は必要ないと分かったのか？

OF COURSE, CRUISE TAKES THE SAFETY OF HIS PRODUCTION VERY

もちろん、クルーズは自分の製品の安全性を非常に重視しています。

SERIOUSLY.

SERIOUSLY.

AND SEEING THE RULES BROKEN MADE HIM FLIP OUT, RESULTING IN

そして、ルールが壊れているのを見て、彼は飛び出してしまった。

THIS LEAKED AUDIO: >> Stephen: IS THAT IT?

スティーブンこれでいいのか？

>> THAT'S IT!

それでいい！ >> THAT S IT!

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

>> スティーブンすべての権利。

GLAD I CHECKED.

GLAD I CHECKED.

NOW, AS INTENSE AS THAT SOUNDS, AND IT DOES SOUND INTENSE,

今は、その音と同じように、それは非常に密接に聞こえる。

THAT'S JUST THE AUDIO.

それだけだ

HE SAID ALL OF THAT WHILE HALO JUMPING FROM A C-17 ONTO THE

彼はC-17から飛行機に飛び乗っている間に それを全部言っていた

MINUTE HAND OF BIG BEN.