DID YOU CATCH IT REG, DID YOU WATCH IT LAST NIGHT.

DID YOU CATCH IT REG, DID YOU WATCH IT LAST NIGHT.

>> I WAS LIKE A FLY ON THE WALL.

>> 私は壁を飛ぶようなものだった。

>> James: HAY, WHOOO WHOOO.

>>ジェームス。HAY, WHOOO WHOOO.

WELL LOOK, IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT, THERE WAS

WELL LOOK, IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT, THERE WAS

A BREAKTHROUGH VIRAL MOMENT THAT EVERYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT.

誰もが話していたBREAKTHROUGH VIRAL MOMENT。

AT ONE POINT A FLY LANDED ON MIKE PENCE'S HEAD AND STAYED

ある地点でハエがマイク・ペンスの頭の上に降りてきて、そこに留まった。

THERE FOR TWO WHOLE MINUTES.

THERE FOR TWO WHOLE MINUTES.

>> AND THE ONLY ONE ON THIS STAGE WITH-- I AM ONE ON THIS

>> このステージにいる唯一の人は...

STAGE WHO PROSECUTED THE-- FOR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUR

ステージは誰が訴追したのか - 私たちの利点を利用するために

VETERANS.

ベテランの皆さん。

>> James: IT IS SO EMBARRASSING.

>> ジェームズ恥ずかしいよ。

SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE LET THAT FLY KNOW THAT HE HAS A MIKE PENCE ON

SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE LET THAT FLY KNOW THAT HE HAS A MIKE PENCE ON

HIM.

HIM.

TWO WHOLE MINUTES.

丸々2分だ

THAT FLY WAS ON PENCE'S HEAD FOR LONGER THAN TRUMP WAS IN THE

トランプがいた時よりもずっと ペンスの頭の上にあったのよ

HOSPITAL.

ホスピタル

(LAUGHTER) BUT THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN WAS QUICK

(笑)しかし、バイデンのキャンペーンは迅速でした。

TO CAPITALIZE ON THE MOMENT.

瞬間を大切にすること。

IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE DEBATE THEY STARTED SELLING THIS WHICH

IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE DEBATE THEY STARTED SELLING THIS WHICH

THEY CALLED TRUTH OVER FLIES, FLY SWATTER.

彼らはハエより真実と呼んでいた ハエのスワッターだ

JOE BIDEN WAS LIKE FINALLY A PIECE OF NEW TECHNOLOGY I

JOE BIDEN WAS LIKE FINALLY A PIECE OF NEW TECHNOLOGY I

UNDERSTAND.

把握する。

IT IS A GREAT IDEA BUT LOOK AT THE HEADLINE.

それは素晴らしいアイデアですが、ヘッドラインを見てください。

DON'T LET THIS DEBATE BUZZ OFF.

この議論のバズオフを聞かせてはいけません。

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

意味が分からないわ

>> Reggie: I DON'T EITHER.

>> レジー：私はどちらでもない。

I REALLY HAVE THROW IDEA.

I REALLY HAVE THROW IDEA.

>> I ASSUMED IT WAS A BRITISH THING LIKE OH, BUZZ OFF LIKE

笑） >> >> 私はそれがイギリスのものだと思い込んでいました ああ、バズオフのように

THAT.

THAT.

>> WHAT?

>> WHAT?

>> James: THAT IS THE SORT OF STUFF I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH

>> ジェームズそれは私が我慢しなければならない種類のものです。

EVERY DAY.

毎日

EVERY DAY.

毎日

EVERY DAY, FIVE AND A HALF, NEARLY SIX YEARS OF DOING THE

毎日5年半、5年半、約6年間、この仕事を続けてきました。

SHOW, EVERY DAY, SOMEONE WILL BE LIKE OH, HELLO, GUVNOR.

ショー 毎日 誰かがこう言うのよ

HEY, AND I'M LIKE-- .

ヘイ、そして私は...

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: REG IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN DO A GOOD BRITISH

>> ジェームスREGは、良いブリティッシュをすることができる唯一の人です。

ACCENT AROUND HERE, IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN LOUIS AND LOUIS IS

この辺りのアクセントは、LOUISとLOUISよりもさらに良いです。

BRITISH.

BRITISHです。

>> YES, IT IS.

>> そうなんです。

>> James: ALSO DURING THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT A LOT OF

>> ジェームス昨夜の討論でも多くの人が

PEOPLE NOTICED THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON WITH MIKE

人々はマイクの様子に気付いた

PENCE'S ART.

PENCE'S ART.

HERE IT IS HERE.

ここにあります。

LOOK AT THIS.

これを見て

LOOK AT THAT.

見ろよ

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO 18 YEARS WITHOUT BLINKING SOME

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO 18 YEARS WITHOUT BLINKING SOME

PEOPLE HAVE SPECULATED THAT THIS WAS A SYMPTOM OF COVID BUT I

人々はこれがコヴィドの象徴であると 推測していたが 私はそうではない

DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT SURE AT ALL.

分からない、全く分からない。

MAYBE THERE IS A STYE IN THE EYE OF THE GUY WITH THE FLY.

MAYBE THERE IS A STYE IN THE EYE OF THE GUY WITH THE FLY.

AND ALL THE GIRLIES SAID HE'S GOT A STIEE FOR A FLY GUY.

女の子たちは皆、彼は空飛ぶ男のためにSTIEEを持っていると言っていた。

SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

>> WOW.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> James: SHOULD HAVE LEFT IT WHERE IT WAS.

>> ジェームズそのままにしておくべきだった。

>> I LOVED IT.

>> そしてそれを愛していた。

>> James: DAMMIT.

>> ジェームズ: DAMMIT.

>> Reggie: I LOVED IT.

>> レジー：私はそれを愛していました。

>> James: I WISH I JUST STICKED TO THE SCRIPT.

>> ジェームズ私はスクリプトに忠実であればいいのですが。

ANOTHER NOTABLE MOMENT WHEN PENCE KEPT ATTEMPTING TO

ペンスが試みたもう一つの注目すべき瞬間

INTERRUPT KAMALA HARRIS AND SHE WAS NOT HAVING ANY OF IT TALK A

カマラ・ハリスと彼女は何も話していなかった

LOOK AT HOW SHE SHUT HIM DOWN.

見ろよ、彼女がどうやって彼を黙らせたか。

>> I'M GLAD WE WENT THROUGH A HISTORY LESSON.

>> I'M GLAD WE WENTROUGH A HISTORY LESSONH.

LET'S DO THAT A LITTLE MORE.

もう少しやってみよう

IN 18.

IN 18.

>> I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.

>> I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION.

>> MR. VICE PRESIDENT, I'M SPEAKING, K.

>> >> MR.副大統領、私は話しています、K.

>> Reggie: YEAH, OKAY.

>> レジー：YEAH, OKAY.

OKAY.

分かった

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

>> James: OKAY.

>>ジェームスOKAY。

>> I'M SPEAKING.

>> 私は話しています。

>> James: NOTHING LIKEA SMILE THAT CAN CUT YOU DOWN FROM TWO

>> ジェイムズ: 2つの笑顔は、あなたを切り捨てることができるようなものではありません。

SHEETS OF FLEXI GLASS FROM 12 FEET AWAY.

12フィート先からのフレキシガラスのシート。

I'M GOING TO START DOING THAT ALL THE TIME NOW.

I'M GOING TO START DOING THAT ALL THE TIME NOW.

LIKE WHEN SOMEONE GOES SIR, YOU CAN'T TRY EVERY SAMPLE, YOU HAVE

誰かが行くときのように、あなたはすべてのサンプルを試すことはできません、あなたがしなければなりません。

TO MAKE THIS-- MR. VICE PRESIDENT, I'M SPEAKING.

これを作るために...副大統領、私は話しています。

I'M SPEAKING, OKAY.

私は話しています、OKAY。

AND THEY'LL BE LIKE YEAH, BUT THIS IS A BASKIN ROBBINS,

そして、彼らはそうなるだろうが、これはBASKIN ROBBINSだ。

MMMKAY.

MMMKKAY。

OVERALL THE EVENING WAS MUCH MORE POLITE THAN THE

全体的には、夕方の方がずっと礼儀正しい。

PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

大統領の討論会です

EVERYONE INVOLVED SEEMED TO BE PRETTY GRACIOUS ABOUT THINGS.

巻き込まれた人たちは皆、物事に対してとても優越感に浸っているように見えました。

HAVE A LOOK.

HAVE A LOOK.

>> THANK YOU SENATOR HAR US, THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT

>> ありがとうございました。

PENCEMENT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING US.

罰則：私たちになってくれてありがとう

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> I WANT TO THANK YOU AND JOE BIDEN.

>> あなたとジョー・ビデンに感謝します。

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

>> THANK YOU, VICE PRESIDENT PENCE.

>> ありがとう ペンス副大統領

>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, VICE PRESIDENTS.

>> ありがとうございます、副大統領。

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

>> THANK YOU, SENATOR HARRIS.

>> ありがとうございます ハリス上院議員

>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> WELL, THANK YOU.

>> WELL, THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

>> THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

>> THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

>> THANK YOU VICE PIT.

>> THANK YOU VICE PIT.

THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT, THANK YOU VICE PRESIDENT.

ありがとうございます 副大統領 ありがとうございます 副大統領

>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

>> THANK YOU, SUSAN.

I APPRECIATE THAT VERY MUCH.

とても感謝しています。

>> James: DID Y'ALL CATCH THE MODERATOR'S NAME?

>> ジェイムズだモデレーターの名前を聞いたか？

(LAUGHTER) ANYONE CATCH IT?

(LAUGHTER) ANYONE CATCH IT?

SUSAN, YOU MUST HAVE LOVED THAT.

SUSAN, YOU MUST HAVE LOVED THAT.

ALL THE AIR TIME FOR YOUR NAME OUT THERE.

ALL THE AIR TIME FOR YOUR NAME OUT THERE.

>> YEAH, THANK YOU, JAMES.

>> YEAH, THANK YOU, JAMES.

>> James: BACK TO YOU, SUSAN.

>> ジェームズ: おかえりなさい、スザン。

THANK YOU, SUSAN.

THANK YOU, SUSAN.

GUILLERMO, DO YOU WANT TO THANK SUSAN.

ギレルモ、スザンにお礼を言いたいか？

>> THANK-- .

>> ありがとう...

>> James: IN OTHER DEBATE NEWS IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT FOR

>>ジェームス他のディベートニュースでは、それは今日発表されました。

SAFETY REASONS NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULED PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

安全性の理由 来週予定されている大統領の討論会

WOULD BE VIRTUAL.

WOULD BE VIRTUAL.

BUT PRESIDENT TRUMP DIDN'T LIKE THAT IDEA SO HE IS SKIPPING THE

しかし、トランプ大統領はそのアイデアが好きではなかったので、彼はスキップしています。

DEBATE ALL TOGETHER AND SAYS HE IS HOLDING A RALLY INSTEAD.

DEBATE ALL TOGETHER AND SAYS HE IS HOLDING A RALLY INSTEAD.

YEAH, A RALLY.

イェーア 集会だ

THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.

それは良いアイデアだな

IT'S TRUMP'S FAULT WE ALL HAVE TO DO 15 ZOOM MEETINGS A DAY.

IT'S TRUMP'S FAULT WE ALL HAVE TO DO 15 ZOOM MEETINGS A DAY.

HE SHOULD BE FORCED TO GO TO AT LEAST ONE, SHOULDN'T HE?

彼は少なくとも1つに行くことを 強制されるべきであるべきではないか？

SPEAKING OF THE PRESIDENT, THIS MORNING TRUMP RELEASED ANOTHER

大統領といえば、今朝、トランプは別のものを発表しました。

VIDEO OF HIMSELF SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO THE CAMERA.

カメラに向かって話す彼のビデオ。

THIS TIME HE RAMBLES ABOUT THE MILITARY AND AT ONE POINT EVEN

今回は軍部のことをわめき散らしていて、ある時点では、それすらも

TOUCHES ON THE TOPIC OF ARMY UNIFORMS.

軍のユニフォームの話題に触れる。

HAVE A LOOK.

HAVE A LOOK.

>> I TOOK OVER THE DEPLETED MILITARY, OLD EQUIPMENT, BROKEN

>> >> 私は廃墟となった軍事施設を引き継いだ 古い装備 壊れたもの

EQUIPMENT.

EQUIPMENT.

EVEN IN THE ARMY, ALL BRAND NEW UNIFORMS, WITH THE BELT.

軍隊でもベルト付きの新品のユニフォームがある

EVERYTHING WANTED THE BELT.

すべての人がベルトを欲しがっていた。

>> James: EVERYBODY WANTED TO AVOID A COSTLY PANDEMIC BUT

>> ジェームス誰もが回避したいと思っていたが、 辛辣なパンデミックは避けたかった。

YEAH, SURE, WE'LL SETTLE FOR A BELT, YEAH.

ああ そうだな ベルトでいいよ

HE SAYS EVERYBODY WANTED THE BELT.

彼は誰もがベルトを欲しがっていたと言っています。

I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT ONCE AGAIN THE PRESIDENT.

私は助けることができませんが、それを考えることができます... ... ...大統領をもう一度...

UNITED STATES IS GETTING THE MILITARY CONFUSED WITH PLO

米国はPLOに軍部を混乱させている

WRESTLING.

レスリング。

BUT STH IS A PERFECT END TO THIS YEAR REALLY, TWO OLD MEN RUNNING

BUT STH IS A PERFECT END TO THIS YEAR REALLY, TWO OLD MEN RUNNING

FOR PRESIDENT, BRAGGING ABOUT BELTS AND FLY SWATTERS.

大統領のために、ベルトとフライスワターズについて自慢しています。

THEN THIS AFTERNOON THE PRESIDENT TWEETED OUT YET

そしてこの日の午後には、大統領がツイッターで発表しました。

ANOTHER VIDEO AND THIS TIME IT WAS ADDRESSED TO MY FAVORITE

もう一つのビデオで、今回は私の好きな人に宛てたものです。

PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, SO THIS VIDEO IS EITHER FOR WHILE

世界の人々のために、このビデオは永遠に存在します。

SUPREMACISTS OR HOSTESSES AT THE CHEESE CAKE FACTORY.

チーズケーキ工場のスーパーマンやホステス。

WHAT IS HE DOING ON THE LAUNCH, I FEEL LIKE IS HE JUST KILLING

打ち上げで何をしているのかな？

TIME WHILE THEY DISINFECT THE WHITE HOUSE.

TIME WHILE THEY DISINFECT THE WHITE HOUSE.

EVERY TIME, YOU CAN'T COME IN, WHEN THEY SPRAY IT DOWN.

毎回、下にスプレーされると、中に入ることができません。

NO WORRIES, I WILL BE ON THE LAWN.

心配しないで 私は法廷にいるわ

IN THE VIDEO TRUMP MADE A DIRECT PITCH TO SENIOR VOTERS.

ビデオでは、トランプは、シニア有権者への直接的な突っ込みをしました。

AND HE HAD THIS TO SAY.

彼はこれを言いたかった

>> WE'RE TAKING CARE OF OUR SENIORS.

>> 私たちは高校生を大切にしています。

YOU'RE NOT VULNERABLE BUT THEY LIKE TO SAY-- BUT ARE YOU THE

YOU'RE NOT VULNERABLE BUT THEY LIKE TO SAY-- BUT ARE YOU THE

LEAST VULNERABLE BUT FOR THIS ONE THING, YOU ARE VULNERABLE.

最も脆弱なのはこの一つだけだが、君は脆弱だ。

SO AM I.

SO AM I.

I AM A SENIOR, I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

私は上級生なのよ 知らないでしょうけど

NOBODY KNOWS THAT.

誰も知らない

MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE TOO TELL THEM.

MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE TOO TELL THEM.

BUT I'M A SENIOR.

でも私は上級生です

>> James: EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU ARE A SENIOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

>> ジェームズ誰もが君がシニアだと知っているが 僕は知らない

HIS MESSAGE IS.

彼のメッセージは

LOOK, I MAN BE OLD LIKE YOU, BUT I'M NOT GROSS LIKE YOU.

いいか、俺はお前のように年を取ったが、お前のように老けてはいない。

ANYWAY WE AREA BOTH OLD, YOU'RE GROSS, I'M NOT, JUST VOTE FOR ME

とにかく俺たちは年寄りだ お前は年寄りだ 俺は年寄りじゃない 俺に投票してくれ

EITHER WAY, OKAY.

EITHER WAY, OKAY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE SENIORS ARE THE LEAST VULNERABLE BUT

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE SENIORS ARE THE LEAST VULNERABLE BUT

THIS ONE THING THE MOST VULNERABLE.

これが一番の弱点だ

THAT IS THE CLEAR COMMUNICATION WE HAVE ALL BEEN CRAVING DURING

THAT IS THE CLEAR COMMUNICATION WE HAVE ALL BEEN CRAVING DURING

THIS PANDEMIC.

THIS PANDEMIC.

WHY WHEN DID HE SUDDENLY TURN TOO HUGH GRANT, OH, YU, YOUR,

なぜ彼は突然 ハグ・グラントに変身したんだ？

YOUR, Y YOU ARE YOUR VULNERABLE, ARE YOU THE LEAST VULNERABLE,

YOUR, Y YOU ARE YOUR VULNERABLE, ARE YOU THE LEAST VULNERABLE,

BUT NOT NOW, ESPECIALLY NOW, I'M TER TERRIBLY SORRY, I THINK WHAT

BUT NOT NOW, ESPECIALLY NOW, I'M TER TERRIBLY SORRY, I THINK WHAT

I AM TRIKING TO TO SAY-- I LOVE YOU I'M GOING TO BREAK IT TO

I AM TRIKING TO SAY -- I LOVE YOU I'M GOING TO BREAK IT TO SAY

YOU.

君だ

YOU WOULD ALMOST CERTAINLY ON TRK V TONIGHT END THE MONO THERE

あなたは、ほぼ確実に今夜のTRK Vでモノを終了します。

BUT WE'LL TRY THIS STORY AS WELL.

しかし、私たちは同様にこの物語を試してみましょう。

I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH, I CAN'T IMAGINE THIS IS ON.

私は十分にストレスを感じることができない、これがオンであることを想像することができません。

>> CAN I PLUG MY PODCAST DURING THIS NEXT PART OR NO WAY.

>> 次の部分に私のポッドキャストを接続することはできますか？

>> James: YOU MIGHT AS WELL BECAUSE IT IS CERTAINLY NOT

>> ジェームスあなたもそうするべきだと思います。

GOING TO BE ON TV.

テレビに出ることになった

AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

AND FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

HALLOWEEN ISN'T EVEN HERE YET AND YET THEY ARE ALREADY ROLLING

HALLOWEEN ISN'T EVEN HERE YET AND YET THEY ARE ALREADY ROLLING

OUT NEW PRODUCTS FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

OUT NEW PRODUCTS FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

AND THIS ONE IS A LITTLE ODD.

そしてこれは少し変だな

HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.

これを見てください

IT'S HALF OF A CHRISTMAS TREE, FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE ROOM

クリスマスツリーの半分、部屋がない人のためのものです。

FOR A FULL SIZED TREE.

フルサイズの木のために。

BECAUSE CHRISTMAS TREES DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO GET FULLY

BECAUSE CHRISTMAS TREES DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO GET FULLY

DRESSED IN 2020.

2020年にDRESSED。

AND YOU THINK THAT IS DISAPPOINTING, YOU SHOULD SEE

AND YOU THINK THAT IS DISAPPOINTING, YOU SHOULD SEE

WHAT LITTLE TIMMY IS GOING TO FIND UNDER HISTORY THIS

WHAT LITTLE TIMMY IS GOING TO FIND UNDER HISTORY THIS

CHRISTMAS MORNING.

クリスマスの朝

(LAUGHTER) OH, THAT WAS 300% BETTER THAN IT

（笑）ああ、それより300％良かったよ

WAS 20 MINUTES AGO.

20分前になりました。

HEY LISTEN, YOU, OUT THERE, ME AND YOU, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

HEY LISTEN, YOU, OUT THERE, ME AND YOU, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK.

AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK.