NOW OBVIOUSLY, WE TAPE THIS SHOW EARLIER IN THE DAY, SO WE DON'T

NOW OBVIOUSLY, WE TAPE THIS SHOW EARLIER IN THE DAY, SO WE DON'T

KNOW WHAT HAPPENED YET.

KNOW WHAT HAPPENED YET.

IF YOU HAD TO GUESS, REGGIE, WHAT HAPPENED IN THE DEBATE?

討論会で何があった？

>> Reggie: TRUMP SAID A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

>> レジー：意味不明なことをたくさん言った。

BUT KEPT SAYING IT ANYWAYS, AND THEN BIDEN WAS, WHAT ARE YOU,

でも、とにかくそれを言い続けて、そしてバイデンは、あなたは何者なのかということでした。

SOME JIVE TURKEY?

SOME JIVE TURKEY?

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: IMAGINE IF WE TUNE

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジェームズ.IMAGINE IF WE TUNE

IN TONIGHT AND JOE BIDEN DOES SAY, WHAT ARE YOU, SOME JIVE

IN TONIGHT AND JOE BIDEN DOES SAY, WHAT ARE YOU, SOME JIVE

TURKEY?

トルコ？

( LAUGHTER ) IT WOULD CEMENT WHAT I'VE ALWAYS

( LAUGHTER ) それは私がずっとしてきたことを強固にするだろう

THOUGHT IS REGGIE TRAVELS BACK AND FORWARD THROUGH TIME.

THOUGHT IS REGGIE TRAVELS BACK AND FORWARD THROUGH TIME。

>> Reggie: YES.

>> レジー：はい。

>> James: I DO BELIEVE IT.

>> ジェームズ私はそれを信じています。

I DO.

私がやる

WELL, DONALD TRUMP'S TEAM WASTED NO TIME GOING ON THE OFFENSIVE

さて、ドナルド・トルンプのチームは、攻撃的な上に行くのに時間を無駄にしませんでした。

TODAY.

トゥデイ

AHEAD OF THE DEBATE THIS MORNING RUDY GIULIANI WENT ON "FOX

今朝の討論の前にルーディ・ジュリアーニは "FOX "に出た

& FRIENDS" AND CLAIMED JOE BIDEN IS UNWELL.

& FRIENDS」と題して、JOE BIDENの病状が良くないと訴えた。

>> THE MAN HAS DEMENTIA.

>> THE MAN HAS DEMENTIA.

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

疑う余地はありません。

I'VE TALKED TO DOCTOR, HAD THEM LOOK AT 100 DIFFERENT TAPES OF

医者と話して 100の異なるテープを見てもらった

HIS FIVE YEARS AGO AND TODAY.

HIS FIVE YEARS AGO AND TODAY.

>> THE BIDEN PEOPLE SAY HE'S FINE.

>> THE BIDEN PEOPLE SAY HE'S FINE.

>> WELL, WELL, WELL, HE CAN'T RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

>> 誓いの言葉を唱えることはできません

AND HE'S FINE?

彼は大丈夫？

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> レジー：WOW.

>> James: I HAVE TO GIVE IT TO JULIAN, IT'S HARD TO ARGUE WITH

>> ジェームス私はジュリアンにそれを与えなければならない、それは議論するのは難しいです。

BUAWAAWA!

BUAWAAWA!

LOOKS LIKE HE GOT BUSTED BY SCOOBY AND THE GANG.

スコービーとギャングに逮捕されたようだ

I LIKE WHEN HE SAID I'VE TALKED TO DOCTORS.

I LIKE WHEN HE SAID I'VE TALKED TO DOCTORS.

THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO WEAR MASKS, SUDDENLY DOCTORS ARE

マスクをつけたくない人たちが、医師を装っています。

EXPERTS AGAIN.

EXPERTS AGAIN。

I AM CERTAIN RUDY GIULIANI HAS SPOKEN TO MULTIPLE DOCTORS AND

ルーディ・ジュリアーニは 複数の医者と話をしたと確信しています

DEMENTIA.

デメンティア

( LAUGHTER ) HIS FAMILY WERE LIKE, NO, NO,

( LAUGHTER ) 彼の家族は同じように、いや、そうではなかった。

IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

THEY'RE GOING TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS ABOUT JOE BIDEN.

THEY'RE GOING TO ASK YOU QUESTIONS ABOUT JOE BIDEN.

YEAH, YOU WILL BE THERE THE WHOLE WEEKEND!

YEAH, YOU WILL BE THERE THE WHOLE WEEKEND!

GIULIANI THEN TRIED TO PRESENT MORE EVIDENCE OF BIDEN'S MENTAL

GIULIANIは、その後、より多くの証拠を提示しようとした バイデンの精神的な

DECLINE BUT SEEMED TO STRUGGLE A BIT HIMSELF.

デクラインだが、自分自身が少し苦労しているように見えた。

>> HE'S BEEN A -- HE'S BEEN -- HE WAS IN A CENTER FOR 160

>> 彼は160年もセンターにいたのよ

YEARS.

YEARS.

I MEAN, HE CAN'T DO THE PROLOGS TO THE CONST -- THE CONSTITUTION

I MEAN, HE CAN'T DO THE PROLOGS TO THE CONST -- THE CONSTITUTION

OF THE UNITED STATES OR THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE OR

米国の独立宣言または独立性の宣言

ANY OF THEM?

この中の誰か？

HE CAN'T DO NUMBERS.

数字はできないんだ

THE NUMBERS ARE SCREWED UP.

数字がねじ込まれている。

>> James: I STOPPED LISTENING WHEN HE SAID BIDEN WAS IN THE

>> ジェームズ私は聞くのを止めました 彼がビデンが刑務所に入ったと言った時

SENATE FOR 160 YEARS.

SENATE FOR 160 YEARS.

LOOKT AT HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION.

LOOKT AT HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION.

RUDY GIULIANI CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE RUDY GIULIANI SAID THAT.

RUDY GIULIANI CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE RUDY GIULIANI SAID THAT.

MAYBE GIULIANI IS RIGHT, 160 YEARS.

MAYBE GIULIANI IS RIGHT, 160 YEARS.

WHO COULD FORGET JOE BIDEN'S PIVOTAL WORK TO UNIT THE COUNTRY

ジョー・バイデンの国を統一するための四面楚歌の仕事を忘れた人はいないだろうか。

DURING THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR?

アメリカの第二次世界大戦中に？

( LAUGHTER ) I'VE ONLY LIVED IN AMERICA FIVE

( LAUGHTER ) I'VE ONLY LIVED IN AMERICA FIVE

AND A HALF ALMOST SIX YEARS.

もうすぐ６年半。

IAN, EXPLAIN RUDY GIULIANI TO ME.

ルーディ・ジュリアーニのことを説明してくれ

>> UM -- HE'S LIKE A ONE-HIT WONDER POLITICIAN.

>> 彼はワンヒットワンダー政治家のようなものだ

HE WAS KIND OF POPPING IN THE EARLY 2000s, BUT NOW PEOPLE

彼は2000年代初期にはポピュラーだったが、今では人々は

ONLY CARE ABOUT HIM BECAUSE OF TRUMP.

トランプのせいで彼のことだけを気にしている。

HE'S LIKE IF KID ROCK WAS A POLITICIAN.

キッドロックが政治家だった時のように

>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THE RUDY GIULIANI THING

>> ジェームズルディー・ジュリアーニが何を考えているか 知っていますか？

IS?

ISは？

I THINK IT MIGHT BE A GENIUS MOVE -- I THINK THEY BRING HIM

天才的な動きだと思う -- 彼を連れてくると思う

OUT ON TV RIGHT BEFORE A DEBATE TO MAKE TRUMP LOOK MORE TOGETHER

OUT ON TV RIGHT BEFORE A DEBATE TO MAKE TRUMP LOOK MORE TOGETHER

AND NORMAL.

AND NORMAL。

>> Reggie: OH, NICE.

>>レジー：あ、NICE。

>> James: PRESIDENT TRUMP DIDN'T SEEM TOO CONCERNED ABOUT

>> James: PRESIDENT TRUMP DIDN'T SEIDNEMO TO CONCERNED ABOUT ABOUT

HIS DEBATE WITH JOE BIDEN TONIGHT BECAUSE ACCORDING TO

今夜のジョー・バイデンとの 討論会は それによると

REPORTS, TRUMP DID ALMOST NO DEBATE PREP WHATSOEVER.

記者会見では、トランプはほとんど討論の準備をしていませんでした。

ALMOST NO PREP IS STILL MORE PREP THAN I WOULD HAVE GUESSED.

ALMOST NO PREPはSTILL MORE PREP THAN THAN I WOULD HAVE GUESSED.

APPARENTLY, EACH TEAM MADE UNUSUAL REQUESTS HEADING INTO

概して、各チームは、通常とは異なる要求を行っていました。

TONIGHT'S DEBATE AND THOSE REQUESTED WERE VETOED BY THE

TONIGHT'S DEBATE AND THOSE REQUESTED WERE VETOED BY THE

OTHER SIDE.

反対側。

TEAM BIDEN APPARENTLY REQUESTED FOR A BREAK EVERY 30 MINUTES,

TEAM BIDEN APPARENTLY REQUESTED FOR A BREAK EVERY 30 MINUTES.

WHILE TEAM TRUMP ASKED FOR EACH CANDIDATES' EARS TO BE INSPECTED

トランプ陣営が候補者の耳の検査を求めている間に

FOR ELECTRONIC DEVICES.

電子デバイスのために。

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> レジー：WOW.

>> James: THE SECOND REQUEST WAS REJECTED BECAUSE THEY

>>ジェームス2番目の要求が拒否された理由は、彼らのために

COULDN'T FIND A SINGLE PERSON IN THE COUNTRY WILLING TO LOOK

この国で探してくれる人が一人もいなかった

INSIDE DONALD TRUMP'S EARS.

"ドナルド・トランプの耳の中

( LAUGHTER ) THOUGH I THINK IF YOU LOOK INTO

( LAUGHTER ) 君の目を見れば分かると思うが

HIS EARS, YOU WILL JUST SEE RIGHT OUT THE OTHER SIDE.

HIS EARS, YOU WILL JUST SEE RIGHT OUT THE OTHER SIDE.

( APPLAUSE ) >> YES, THAT'S TRUE.

( APPLAUSE ) >> YES, THAT'S TRUE.

>> James: I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT OVERLOOKED IN THE WRITING

>> ジェームスI CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT OVERLOOKED IN THE WRITING.

CATEGORIES.

CATEGORIES.

( LAUGHTER ) I ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S THE JOKE

( LAUGHTER ) I ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S THE JOKE

THAT WILL BRING HIM DOWN.

それは彼を倒すことになります。

>> THAT'S IT.

>> それでいいよ。

IT'S CURTAINS FOR HIM AFTER THAT.

IT'S CURTAINS FOR HIM AFTER THAT.

>> James: THEY'LL PROBABLY CANCEL THE DEBATE AFT THAT.

>> ジェームス議論はその後キャンセルされるでしょうね

IF THEY PUT THAT UP NOW, THEY'LL CANCEL THE DEBATE.

IF THEY PUT THAT UP NOW, THEY'LL CANCEL THE DEBATE.

THEY CAN'T COPE WITH THAT LEVEL OF SATIRE.

サティラのレベルには対応できない

>> IT'S TRENDING ON TWITTER NOW.

>> 今、ツイッターで話題になっています。

THE SHOW HASN'T GONE OUT YET, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT HAPPENED,

まだショーが出てないんだ どうなったのか分からない

BUT IT'S THE NUMBER ONE TOPIC.

BUT IT'S THE NUMBER ONE TOPIC.

BIDEN ASKED FOR A BREAK EVERY 30 MINUTES?

BIDEN ASKED FOR A BREAK EVERY 30 MINUTES?

HE CAN'T JUST CHECK OUT WHENEVER HE WANTS TO!

HE CAN'T JUST CHECK OUT WHENEVER HE WANTS TO!

WHO DOES JOE BIDEN THINK HE IS, A MEMBER OF OUR BAND?

ジョー・ビデンは自分をバンドのメンバーだと思っているのか？

YOU CAN'T JUST ZONE OUT IN BETWEEN COMMERCIAL BREAK BUMPS.

コマーシャル・ブレーク・バンプの間にゾーンアウトすることはできません。

IN THE PRESIDENCY, IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK EVERY 30

IN THE PRESIDENCY, IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK EVERY 30

MINUTES, YOU'RE NOT GETTING A SHIFT MANAGER POSITION AT DEL

デルではシフトマネージャーの職は 獲得できません

TACO.

tacoさん。

AND BIG NEWS THIS MORNING FOR JOE BIDEN, HE'S BEEN OFFICIALLY

AND BIG NEWS THIS MORNING FOR JOE BIDEN, HE'S BEEN OFFICIALLY

NOMINATED FOR A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.

ノーベル平和賞にノミネートされました。

I MEAN, YEAH.

私が言いたいのは...

HE SHOULD GET SOME KIND OF AWARD.

HE SHOULD GET SOME KIND OF AWARD.

HE SERVED 160 YEARS IN THE SENATE.

上院で160年務めた

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: FIRST, TRUMP WAS NOMINATED FOR ONE, NOW BIDEN.

>> ジェームズ最初に、トランプは1つにノミネートされ、次はバイデンです。

HOW EASY IS IT TO GET THESE NOMINATIONS?

HOW EASY IS IT TO GET THESE NOMINATIONS?

I'M STARTING TO THINK GETTING A NOBEL PRIZE NOMINATION SEEMS A

ノベル賞のノミネートを考え始めています

LIT LIKE AN INSTAGRAM CHALLENGE.

LIT LIKE AN INSTAGRAM CHALLENGE.

WHO ELSE DESERVES A NOBEL PRIZE NOMINATION THIS YEAR, IAN?

今年のノベル賞候補は誰が？

REGGIE?

レジー？

>> Reggie: PROBABLY CINDY LAUPER.

>> レジー：PROBABABLY CINDY LAUPER.

>> James: YEAH, GO ON.

>> ジェームスそうだ、続けてくれ。

>> Reggie: YOU MEAN SOMEONE ELSE?

>> レジー：誰か他の人？

>> James: NO, I MEAN WHAT'S SHE DONE THIS YEAR?

>> ジェームズいや、今年は何をしたんだ？

>> Reggie: OH, GOSH -- >> James: RETROSPECTIVELY.

>> レジー：OH, GOSH -- >>ジェームス：RETROSPECTIVELY.

>> Reggie: SHE'S JUST DONE A LOT.

>> レジー：彼女はたくさんのことをしてきた。

SHOWN HER TRUE COLORS.

本当の色を見せてくれた

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: YOU'RE RIGHT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> ジェームズ.君の言う通りだ

SHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN.

SHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN.

>> Reggie: SHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN.

>> レジー：SHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN.

WE NEED THAT.

それが必要なんだ

>> JAMES: AND WE HAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS.

>> JAMES: AND WE HAD TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS.

A FIVE-YEAR-OLD AFRICAN RAT WAS RECENTLY AWARDED A PRESTIGIOUS

A FIVE-YEAR-OLD AFRICAN RAT WAS RECENTLY AWARDED A PRESTIGIOUS

MEDAL FOR HIS WORK DETECTING MINES AND EXPLOSIVES IN

鉱石と爆発物を検出した功績に対してメダルを授与

CAMBODIA.

カンボディア

THE RAT WAS GIVEN A MEDAL.

ネズミはメダルを授与されました。

OR AS THE RAT CALLED IT, "NOT CHEESE."

ネズミが言ったように "チーズじゃない "と

( LAUGHTER ) THE RAT'S LIKE, RIGHT, WHAT DO I

( LAUGHTER ) THE RAT'S LIKE, RIGHT, WHAT DO I

DO WITH THIS?

DO WITH THIS?

TH THAT IS THE MOST IMPRESSIVE RAT

それが一番インパクトのあるラットです。

I'VE EVER SEEN.

見たことがある

AND I ONCE SAW A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT A RAT WHO LOVED TO COOK

そして、私はかつて料理が好きなラットについての文書を見た

AND ENDED UP OWNING HIS OWN RESTAURANT.

そして、自分のレストランを経営することになった。

( LAUGHTER ) BUT THE EXPLOSIVE-DETECTING RAT

( LAUGHTER ) BUT THE EXPLOSIVE-DETECTING RAT

WAS REALLY MODEST ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

WAS REALLY MODEST ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

THE RAT SAID HE THINKS NOTHING OF PUTTING HIS LIFE ON THE LINE

ネズミは命をかけても何も考えていないと言った

TO SAVE OTHERS... BECAUSE HE HAS NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON.

TO SAVE OTHERS... BECAUSE HE HAS NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON.

( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE HE'S A RAT.

( LAUGHTER ) 彼はネズミだから。

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

SO THE RAT GOES IN AND SAYS, THERE'S MINES HERE OR THERE

ネズミが入ってきて言ったんだ、ここにも鉱山がある、ここにも鉱山があるって。

ISN'T MINES HERE.

ここにはマインズはいない

IMAGINE THAT, REGGIE.

想像してみろ レジー

IT'S FINE, YOU CAN GO ACROSS THAT FIELD NOW.

大丈夫だ、今すぐにでもその場を渡れる。

YOU SURE?

本当か？

NO, THE RAT SAID IT'S FINE.

いや、ネズミは大丈夫だと言ってた。

( LAUGHTER ) SORRY, WHAT?

( LAUGHTER ) SORRY, WHAT?

THE RAT.

THE RAT.

SORRY, HAVE YOU MET NIGEL?

SORRY, HAVE YOU MET NIGEL?

NIGEL SAYS -- ( LAUGHTER )

NIGEL SAYS -- ( LAUGHTER )

TOTALLY FINE.

全く問題ない

SO I'M GOOD TO GO ACROSS.

だからクロスしても大丈夫。

YEAH, YEAH YEAH.

YEAH, YEAH YEAH.

BECAUSE -- ( LAUGHTER )

BECAUSE -- ( LAUGHTER )

BUT WHY DON'T YOU GO?

でもなぜ行かないの？

I CAN'T.

できない

I'M LOOKING AFTER NIGEL.

I'M LOOKING AFTER NIGEL.

I'M GIVING HIM A MEDAL LATER.

後日、彼にメダルをあげようと思っています。

GO ON, YOU GO.

GO ON, YOU GO.

YOU TAKE OFF.

YOU TAKE OFF.

( LAUGHTER ) DID YOU SEE THIS STORY?

( LAUGHTER ) DID YOU SEE THIS STORY?

AN AIRLINE IS NOW SELLING OFF USED DRINK CARTS FROM THEIR

AN AIRLINE IS NOW SELLING OFF USED DRINK CARTS FROM THEIR

RETIRED 747 AIRSPACE.

RETIRED 747 AIRSPACE。

YOU KNOW THE BIG CARTS THAT ROLL DOWN THE AISLES?

YOU KNOW THE BIG CARTS THAT ROLL DOWN THE AISLES?

THEY'RE FULLY STOCKED WITH DRINKS AND SOLD FOR $685 EACH.

飲み物が充実していて、一人685ドルで販売されています。

GREAT NEWS FOR ANYONE ON THE HUMP OF A METAL BOX

GREAT NEWS FOR ANYONE ON THE HUMP OF A METAL BOX

FILLED WITH CANS OF EXPIRED TOMATO JUICE.

期限切れのトマトジュースの缶詰で一杯だ

MAKES A GREAT CONVERSATION STARTER THAT STARTS WITH, KEVIN,

MAKES A GREAT CONVERSATION STARTER THAT STARTS WITH, KEVIN,

WE'RE ALL A BIT CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.

WE'RE ALL A BIT CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.

( LAUGHTER ) AND THIS IS NICE, FOR AN EXTRA

( LAUGHTER ) AND THIS IS NICE, FOR EXTRA.

$50, THEY'LL BRING IT TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLAM IT INTO YOUR KNEE

50ドルで 家まで持ってきてくれて 膝に突っ込んでくれます

WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP.

WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP.

( LAUGHTER )

( LAUGHTER )