WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

あなたのホストのステファン・コルバートです。

YOU MIGHT NOTICE WHEN THE SHOW IS OPEN THESE DAYS I'M LEANING

YOU MIGHT NOTICE WHEN THE SHOW IS OPEN THESE DAYS I'M LEANING

BACK IN THE CHAIR A LOT.

BACK IN THE CHAIR A LOT.

I'M EITHER VERY COMFORTABLE IN THIS JOB THESE DAYS OR I NO

私はこの仕事にとても満足しているか、それとも私はそうではないか

LONGER HAVE THE CORE STRENGTH TO SIT UP.

LONGER HAVE THE CORE STRENGTH TO SIT UP.

LET'S FIGURE OUT WHICH IT IS.

突き止めよう

THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC CONTINUES TO RAGE IN AMERICA'S

THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC CONTINUES TO RAGE IN AMERICA'S

HOT ZONE: 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE.

ホットゾーン：1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE

AND REPORTS SAY THE WEST WING HAS TURNED INTO A GHOST TOWN.

AND REPORTS SAY THE WEST WING HAS TURNED INTO A GHOST TOWN.

PREVIOUSLY, THE ONLY GHOST HAUNTING THE MANSION WAS MIKE

PREVIOUSLY, THE ONLY GHOST HAUNTING THE MANSION WAS MIKE

PENCE.

ペンス

HE'S AT LEAST A ZOMBIE.

彼は少なくともゾンビだ

WHY ELSE IS HE ATTRACTING ALL THOSE FLIES?

なぜハエを呼び寄せるのか？

THINGS HAVE GOTTEN ESPECIALLY TOUGH FOR WHITE HOUSE

THINGS HAVE GOTTEN ESPECIALLY TOUGH FOR WHITE HOUSE

CORRESPONDENTS LIKE CNN'S JOE JOHNS WHO HAD THIS HAPPEN TO HIM

CNNのジョー・ジョンソンのような記者が 自分の身にこんなことが起きました

DURING A BROADCAST.

DURING A BROADCAST.

>> GET!

>> GET!

THERE HE IS!

彼はそこにいる！

(ROARING) THE DAMN, FRICKIN' RACCOONS,

（唸り声）くそ、くそったれのアライグマ.

MAN.

旦那さん。

GOD.

神よ

AGAIN!

AGAIN!

THAT'S THE SECOND TIME!

2回目だぞ！

JESUS!

JESUS!

>> I GUESS THE TRAP'S NOT WORKING.

>> 罠が効いてないんだな。

>> RIGHT.

>> RIGHT.

HEY, MAN.

HEY, MAN.

THAT FRICKIN' RACCOON CAME BACK.

アラクーンが戻ってきた。

IT ALWAYS COMES AROUND RIGHT ABOUT WHEN I AM GOING TO GO ON

それはいつも、私が行こうとしているときに、私の周りに来ます。

TV.

テレビを見て

( LAUGHTER ) >> STEPHEN: POOR JOE JOHNS!

( LAUGHTER ) >> STEPHEN: POOR JOE JOHNS!

STUCK THERE AT THE WHITE HOUSE WITH THAT DISEASE-RIDDEN,

STUCK THERE AT THE WHITE HOUSE WITH THAT DISEASE-RIDDEN,

GARBAGE EATING ANIMAL RUNNING AROUND.

走り回るゴミを食べる動物。

ALSO THAT RACCOON.

ALSO THAT RACCOON.

BUT I'M NOT THAT SURPRISED.

でも 驚いてないよ

HUMANS HAVE RETREATED FROM THEIR NATURAL HABITATS BECAUSE OF THE

人間は自然の生息地から退化してしまった。

VIRUS, AND WILDLIFE MOVES IN.

ウィルス、そしてWILDLIFEが移動します。

ED SULLIVAN THEATER'S BEEN EMPTY FOR SEVEN MONTHS.

エド・サリバン劇場は７ヶ月間 空席でした

I WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE.

I WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE.

DO WE HAVE A PICTURE?

写真はありますか？

THAT DAMN RACCOON IS AT MY DESK!

アラクーンは私の机にいる！

AND HE'S INTERVIEWING BRADLEY COOPER!

AND HE'S INTERVIEWING BRADLEY COOPER!

AND THEY'RE CLEARLY HAVING SO MUCH FUN!

そして、彼らは明らかにとても楽しんでいる！

LOOK AT THE CAMERA STRAIGHT!

カメラを直視しろ！

OF COURSE, JOE JOHNS ISN'T THE FIRST NEWSMAN TO BE INTERRUPTED

OF COURSE, JOE JOHNS ISN'T THE FIRST NEWSMAN TO BE INTERRUPTED

BY AN ANIMAL.

動物によって。

IT HAPPENED TO CRONKITE.

それはクロンカイトに起こった。

>> PRESIDENT NIXON REPORTEDLY WILL ANNOUNCE HIS RESIGNATION,

>> PRESIDENT NIXON REPORTEDLY WILL ANNOUNCE HIS RESIGNATION,

AND VICE PRESIDENT FORD WILL BECOME THE NATIONS 38TH

フォード副大統領は国家の第38代大統領になります

PRESIDENT TOMORROW, THAT WORD COMES--

PRESIDENT TOMORROW, THAT WORD COMES--

(ROARING) (SCREAMING)

（轟音） （悲鳴）

-- AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS!

-- それが現状だ！

>> STEPHEN: WITH COVID RUNNING RAMPANT THROUGHOUT THE EXECUTIVE

>> コヴィドと一緒にランパントを実行しています

BRANCH, THIS MORNING THE COMMISSION ON PRESIDENTIAL

BRANCH, THIS MORNING THE COMMISSION ON PRESIDENTIAL

DEBATES ANNOUNCED THAT THE SECOND PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE WILL

第2回大統領討論会が開催されることを発表しました。

BE VIRTUAL.

BE VIRTUAL.

VIRTUAL?

VIRTUAL?

HOW'S THAT GONNA WORK?

どうやってやるんだ？

HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE LIKE "TRON."

"トロン "のようになるといいな

SO INSTEAD OF DISCUSSING THE ECONOMY, THEY'LL RACE AROUND ON

SO INSTEAD OF DISCUSSING THE ECONOMY, THEY'LL RACE AROUND ON

RECUMBENT LIGHT-CYCLES.

RECUMBENT LIGHT-CYCLES.

OF COURSE, THEY'LL NEED TO UPDATE THEIR WARDROBE.

OF COURSE, THEY'LL NEED TO UPDATE THEIR WARDROBE.

THE DECISION DIDN'T SIT WELL WITH TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN MANAGER,

決定はトランプのキャンペーンマネージャーとうまくいっていませんでした。

BILL STEPIEN-- WHO, BY THE WAY, ALSO HAS COVID.

ビル・ステッピエン... 誰が、ところで、コヴィドも持っています。

HE CLAIMED THE NEW FORMAT IS UNNECESSARY BECAUSE TRUMP "WILL

彼は新しいフォーマットは必要ないと主張した トランプが「そうするだろう」からだ

HAVE POSTED MULTIPLE NEGATIVE TESTS PRIOR TO THE DEBATE."

討論の前に複数の否定的なテストを投稿している。"

THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS.

それがどう動くかじゃない

YOU CAN'T PUT ALL YOUR FAITH IN SOMETHING THAT COULD HAPPEN DOWN

YOU CAN'T PUT ALL YOUR FAITH IN SOMETHING THAT COULD HAPPEN DOWN

THE LINE WHEN THE POTENTIAL CONSEQUENCE IS DEATH.

THE LINE WHEN THE POTENTIAL CONSEQUENCE IS DEATH.

THAT'S LIKE SAYING, "LOOK, I KNOW YOUR PARACHUTE ISN'T

それは、「見て、あなたのパラシュートがないことを知っている」と言っているようなものです。

WORKING NOW, BUT I HAVE CONFIDENCE THAT WE'LL GET IT

WORKING NOW, BUT I HAVE CONFIDENCE THAT WE'LL GET IT

UP AND RUNNING BEFORE WE REACH TERMINAL VELOCITY.

終末速度に到達する前に 走り出します

NOW HAND ME THAT SCOTCH TAPE."

"そのスコッチテープを渡せ"

SO WHAT WILL THIS VIRTUAL DEBATE LOOK LIKE?

SO WHAT WILL THIS VIRTUAL DEBATE LOOK LIKE?

WE MIGHT NEVER FIND OUT, BECAUSE AFTER IT WAS ANNOUNCED, TRUMP

WE MIGHTEVER NEVER FIND OUT, BECAUSE AFTER IT WAS ANNOCED, TRUMP

IMMEDIATELY CALLED MARIA BARTIROMO OF FOX BUSINESS AND

すぐにFOXビジネスのマリア・バルティロモに電話をして

SAID THIS: >> I AM NOT GOING TO DO A

こう言ったんだ>> 私は何もしない

VIRTUAL DEBATE.

VIRTUAL DEBATE.

I AM NOT GOING TO WASTE MY TIME ON A VIRTUAL DEBATE.

私は時間を無駄にするつもりはありません。

>> STEPHEN: YES, TRUMP'S TIME IS VERY PRECIOUS... HE SAID WHILE

>> >> STEPHEN: YES, TRUMP'S TIME IS VERY PRECIOUS...彼は言った

CALLING FOX BUSINESS IN THE MIDDLE OF A DEADLY PLAGUE.

致命的な疫病の真っ只中でFOXビジネスを呼び出す。

BUT IT WAS NO SURPRISE TO HEAR TRUMP'S MAIN GRIPE ABOUT A

しかし、トランプ氏のメインのグリップを聞いても驚きはありませんでした。

VIRTUAL FORMAT.

VIRTUAL FORMAT.

>> AND THEN THEY CUT YOU OFF WHENEVER THEY WANT.

>> そして好きな時に切り落とされる。

>> STEPHEN: HE'S AFRAID OF HAVING TO FOLLOW THE RULES THAT

>> STEPHEN: HE'S AFRAID OF HAVING TO FOLLOW THE RULES THAT

HE AGREED TO.

彼は同意した

(AS TRUMP) "THE REFEREES HAVE ALL THESE

(AS TRUMP) "THE REFEREES HAVE ALL THESE

FOOTBALL RULES.

FOOTBALL RULES.

IF THEY WON'T LET ME STAB THE QUARTERBACK, I'M GOING TO TAKE

彼らがクォーターバックを停止させてくれないなら、 私が連れて行くわ。

MY BLOOD-SOAKED BALL AND GO HOME."

MY BLOOD-SOAKED BALL AND GO HOME."

THE SUBJECT SHIFTED TO COVID AND WHETHER OR NOT THE PRESIDENT

THE SUBJECT SHIFTED TO COVID AND WHETHER OR NOT THE PRESIDENT

THOUGHT HE WAS A DISEASE VECTOR: >> YOU SAY YOU FEEL GREAT, BUT

彼は病気の媒介者だと思っていました

THE MEDIA IS OUT THERE SAYING THAT YOU'RE CONTAGIOUS.

THE MEDIA IS OUT THERE SAYING THAT YOU'RE CONTAGIOUS.

BUT DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU ARE?

BUT DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU ARE?

I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY YOU WOULDN'T FEEL THAT WAY IF YOU SAY YOU'RE

I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY YOU WOULDN'T FEEL THAT WAY IF YOU SAY YOU'RE

READY TO GO TO A RALLY.

ラリーに行く準備ができています。

>> NO, I DON'T THINK I'M CONTAGIOUS.

>> 私はコンタギウスだとは思っていません。

>> STEPHEN: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?

>> STEPHEN: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?

DO YOU FEEL CONTAGIOUS?

DO YOU FEEL CONTAGIOUS?

"FOLLOW UP, WHAT DOES THE ECONOMY SMELL LIKE, AND HOW HIGH

"フォローアップ、経済はどのような匂いがして、どのくらいの高さなのか？

IS WHEN?" TRUMP ASSURED BARTIROMO THAT

"いつ？"トランプはバルティロモに約束した

HE'S PROBABLY OKAY: >> I WILL BE TESTED VERY SOON,

もうすぐテストを受けることになります。

BUT I AM ESSENTIALLY VERY CLEAN.

でも、私はとても清潔です。

THEY SAY IT'S OVER A PERIOD OF SIX, SEVEN DAYS, AND I WAS-- I,

6、7日の期間があると言われて、私は...

YOU KNOW, AN AMAZING THING HAPPENED TO ME.

驚くべきことが起きたんだ

I WENT IN, AND I DIDN'T FEEL GOOD.

中に入ったけど、気分が悪かった。

AND THAT IS OKAY.

それでいい

I EXPECTED AT SOME POINT BECAUSE I AM OUT THERE, I GOT TO BE A

外にいるからどこかで期待していたんだけど、私はそうならないといけない。

LEADER, I CAN'T, YOU KNOW, WINSTON CHURCHILL DIDN'T STAY IN

リーダー 私はできません あなたが知っている ウィンストン教会は滞在しませんでした

HIS BASEMENT FOR SIX MONTHS.

６ヶ月間の彼のベースメント。

>> STEPHEN: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID!

>> STEPHEN: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE DID!

IT'S CALLED A CHURCHILL BUNKER AND IT'S NOW A MUSEUM.

それは教会のバンカーと呼ばれていて 今は博物館になっています。

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE WITH YOUR FAMILY.

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE WITH YOUR FAMILY.

(AS TRUMP) "OH, RIGHT, SORRY.

(AS TRUMP) "OH, RIGHT, SORRY.

MY MIND REFUSES TO FORM MEMORIES THAT INVOLVE ERIC."

"私の心はエリックを含む記憶を 形成するのを拒否する"

TRUMP THEN EXPLAINED WHY THE VIRUS WAS SO HARD TO STOP:

TRUMPは、なぜウイルスが停止するのが難しいのかを説明した。

>> LOOK, IT'S A TINY, TINY, LIKEN IT TO A TINY MICROSCOPIC

>> 見ろよ、ちっちゃい、ちっちゃい、ちっちゃいマイクロスコピックに似ている。

PIECE OF DUST, AND IT GETS INTO NOSE OR YOUR MOUTH OR YOUR EYE

粉塵が鼻や口や目に入ってくる

FRANKLY, OR SOMETHING ELSE WHERE YOU TOUCH SOMETHING.

FRANKLY, OR SOMETHING ELSE WHERE YOU TOUCH SOMETHING.

SO I UNDERSTAND, AND THEN GET BETTER.

だから理解して、より良くなる。

>> STEPHEN: SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY VERY RECENTLY JUST EXPLAINED TO

>> STEPHEN: SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY VERY RECENTLY JUST EXPLAINED TO

HIM HOW GERMS WORK.

彼にGERMSの仕組みを教えてあげて

(AS TRUMP) "AND MARIA, THE WAY WE GOT HERE

(TRUMPとして) "AND MARIA, THE WAY WE GOT HERE

IN THE FIRST PLACE IS THAT A MOMMY AND A DADDY LOVE EACH

IN THE FIRST PLACE IS THAT A MOMMY AND A DADDY LOVE EACH

OTHER VERY, VERY MUCH AND GAVE EACH OTHER A VERY SPECIAL HUG."

OTHER VERY, VERY MUCH AND GAVE EACH OTHER A VERY SPECIAL HUG."

THEN DADDY GOES AND GETS SPANKED BY A PORN STAR.

その後、パパが行き、ポルノスターにスパンキングされる。

OF COURSE, ONE OF THE REASONS FOR TRUMP'S MIRACULOUS RECOVERY

もちろん、トランプの奇跡的な回復の理由の一つは

IS NEW DEVELOPMENTS IN PHARMACEUTICALS-- THAT HE ALSO

薬物医薬品の新開発--彼もまた、そうだった。

THINKS HE DIDN'T NEED: >> WE HAVE-- I CALL THEM CURES,

必要ないと思ったんだ>> 私たちには...私はそれを治療法と呼んでいます

I DON'T CALL THEM THERAPEUTICS.

セラピューティクスとは呼ばない

YOU TAKE IT, IT'S AN ANTIBODY DRUG, YOU TAKE IT, AND IT BEATS

抗生物質だから飲めば効くのよ

THE HELL OUT OF IT.

地獄に落ちろ

AND I'M TELLING YOU, I COULD HAVE WALKED OUT 24 HOURS AFTER I

AND I'M TELLING YOU, I COULD HAVE WALKED OUT 24 HOURS AFTER I

WENT IN.

中に入った

I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO IN, FRANKLY, I THINK IT WOULD HAVE GONE AWAY

中に入る必要はなかったんだが...

BY ITSELF.

それだけで。

IT'S GREAT.

最高だよ

AND WHAT I AM DOING IS I AM GOING TO SUPPLY THIS DRUG-- IT

私はこの薬を供給することにしたのよ

MADE ME BETTER, I WILL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW.

MADE ME BETTER, I WILL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW.

I WALKED IN, I DIDN'T FEEL GREAT, I THINK I WOULD HAVE DONE

I WALKED IN, I DIDN'T FEEL GREAT, I think I WOULDAVE HAVE DONE.

IT FINE WITHOUT DRUGS, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T REALLY NEED DRUGS.

IT FINE WITHOUT DRUGS, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T REALLY NEED DRUGS.

I STOPPED, I DON'T TAKE THEM ANYMORE.

やめたんだ、もうこれ以上はやらない。

NO, I DON'T TAKE THEM ANYMORE I THINK TAKING ALMOST NOTHING.

NO I DON'DON'T TAKE THEM ANYMORE I think TAKEING ALMOST NOTHING.

>> STEPHEN: SO, THESE DRUGS ARE GREAT, BUT HE DOESN'T NEED THEM,

>> これらの薬は素晴らしいが、彼はそれを必要としない。

BUT THEY CURED HIM RIGHT AWAY, BUT HE'S GOING TO FAST TRACK

BUT THEY CURED HIM RIGHT AWAY, BUT HE'S GOING TO FAST TRACK

THEM, BUT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE WITHOUT THEM, BUT HE'S

THEM, BUT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE WITHOUT THEM, BUT HE'S

NOT TAKING THEM.

奪ってはいけない

WHY IS IT THAT HE TOOK THE EXPERIMENTAL DRUG, AND WE'RE THE

なぜ彼は実験用の薬を飲んだのか私たちは

ONES EXPERIENCING DIZZINESS, CONFUSION, AND NAUSEA?

めまい、錯乱、吐き気を経験している人は？

SHORTLY AFTER TRUMP'S PHONE-IN WITH FOX BUSINESS, HE RELEASED A

トランプがFOXビジネスと電話で話した直後に、彼はリリースしました。

NEW VIDEO ON TWITTER IN WHICH HE BRAGGED ABOUT HOW GOOD HE'S

彼は自分がいかに優れているかを自慢したツイッターの新しいビデオ

BEEN FOR THE MILITARY.

軍人のために

>> I TOOK OVER A DEPLETED MILITARY-- OLD EQUIPMENT, BROKEN

>> >> 私は廃墟と化した軍事施設を引き継いだ 古い装備 壊れたもの

EQUIPMENT.

EQUIPMENT.

EVEN IN THE ARMY, ALL BRAND-NEW UNIFORMS WITH THE BELT,

軍隊でもベルト付きの新品のユニフォームがある

EVERYBODY WANTED THE BELT.

誰もがベルトを欲しがっていた。

>> STEPHEN: WHAT?!

>> STEPHEN: WHAT?!

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

どういう意味だ？

YOU'RE BRAGGING ABOUT GETTING THEM A BELT?

ベルトを貰ったことを自慢してるのか？

BY THE WAY, I'VE GOTTEN ENOUGH BAD GIFTS IN MY LIFE TO KNOW

ところで、私はこれまでの人生で悪い贈り物を何度も経験してきました。

WHEN SOMEBODY IS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE.

誰かが親切にしようとしている時に

"WOW, IT'S A BELT!

"WOW, IT'S A BELT!

THANK YOU!

THANK YOU!

I WAS JUST SAYING HOW MUCH I NEEDED A BELT WITH A... IS THIS

ベルトが必要だと言ってたのに...これは

A PEWTER COW SKULL BUCKLE?

A PEWTER COW SKULL BUCKLE?

SO EXCITED.

とても興奮しています。

DO YOU HAVE THE RECEIPT?

DO YOU HAVE THE RECEIPT?

I WANT TO FRAME IT SO I CAN REMEMBER THE TIME I GOT THIS

額装して、これを手に入れた時のことを思い出せるようにしたい。

REALLY GREAT BELT."

"本当に素晴らしいベルトだ"

IT'S NOT JUST THE PRESIDENT, SOME PRETTY IMPORTANT WHITE

それは大統領だけではなく、いくつかの非常に重要な白人である。

HOUSE STAFFERS ARE TESTING POSITIVE, TOO.

家政婦さんも前向きになってきましたね

FOR INSTANCE, ONE OF TRUMP'S MILITARY AIDES TASKED WITH

トランプ大統領の軍事補佐官の一人が 任務を遂行した

CARRYING THE NUCLEAR FOOTBALL REPORTEDLY HAS CORONAVIRUS.

CARRYING THE NUCLEAR FOOTBALL REPORTEDLY HAS CORONAVIRUS.

BUT DON'T WORRY, THEY FOUND SOMEONE AT THE WHITE HOUSE

でも心配しないで ホワイトハウスで誰かを見つけたのよ

WILLING TO STEP IN.

WILLING TO STEP IN.

YOU KNOW HOW THE WORLD IS INSANE RIGHT NOW AND EVERY DAY YOU

YOU KNOW HOW THE WORLD IS INSANE RIGHT NOW AND EVERY DAY YOU

THINK, "THAT'S GOT TO BE IT.

THAT'S GOT TO BE IT」と考えてください。

THINGS CAN'T POSSIBLY GET MORE INSANE"?

物事はこれ以上狂気を得ることができない」？

WELL, TODAY GET MORE.

WELL, TODAY GET MORE.

BECAUSE THE F.B.I. SAYS IT THWARTED A PLOT TO VIOLENTLY

FBIが暴力を振るう計画に着手したと言っているからだ

OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT AND KIDNAP MICHIGAN GOVERNOR

政府を転覆させ、ミシガン州知事を誘拐する。

GRETCHEN WHITMER.

グレッチェン・ウィットマー

WHAT?

WHAT?

ALSO, WHAAA?!

ALSO、WHAAA?

IS THIS REAL LIFE, OR ARE WE TRAPPED IN A NEW SEASON OF "24?"

これが現実の生活なのか？24の新シーズンに突入したのか？

I WAS JUST GETTING USED TO BEING TRAPPED IN A CROSSOVER EPISODE

私はちょうどクロスオーバーのエピソードでトラップされることに慣れていました。

OF "THE WEST WING" AND "THE WALKING DEAD!"

OF "THE WEST WING" AND "THE WALKING DEAD!"

AND DID THEY MEAN TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT OF MICHIGAN?

ミシガン州政府を乗っ取るってこと？

I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT WOULD DO!

I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT WOULD DO!

ENDANGER OUR AC-DELCO AUTO PARTS SUPPLY?

私たちのAC-DELCOの自動車部品の供給を危険にさらすのか？

LOWER AMERICA'S STRATEGIC RESERVES OF FISHING LICENSES?

LOWER AMERICA'S STRATEGICIOUS RESERVES OF FISHING LICENSES?

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT THESE GUYS ARE IN CUSTODY, AND GOVERNOR

良いニュースは、これらの男たちは、 カストディであるということです、そして知事。

WHITMER AND HER FAMILY ARE ALL SAFE.

WHITMER AND HER FAMILY ARE ALL SAFE.

SO, WHO WERE THESE NUMBSKULLS?

で、このナンブスケルは誰なんだ？

WELL, THE MICHIGAN ATTORNEY GENERAL IDENTIFIED THE GROUP AS

ミシガン州の司法長官は グループを特定した

THE "WOLVERINE WATCHMEN."

THE "WOLVERINE WATCHMEN."

SO, THE CLARIFY, THIS ANTI-COVID RULES MILITIA NAMED THEMSELVES

SO, THE CLARIFY, THIS ANTI-COVID RULES MILITIA NAMED THEMSELVES

AFTER A GUY WHO FAMOUSLY CAN'T GET SICK, AND PEOPLE WHO

有名な病気になれない人や、病気になった人の後に

FAMOUSLY WEAR MASKS.

FAMOUSLY WEAR MASKS.

APPARENTLY, THESE GUYS WERE ANGRY ABOUT GOVERNOR WHITMER'S

この人達はウィットマー知事のことで怒っていました

STATE-WIDE CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN.

STATE-WIDE CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN.

AND THE F.B.I. WERE TIPPED OFF TO THEIR PLANS WHEN ONE OF THE

AND THE F.B.I. WERE TIPPED OFF TO THEIR PLANS WHEN ONE OF THE

DUMMIES POSTED A FACEBOOK VIDEO IN WHICH HE COMPLAINED ABOUT

DUMMIESがFACEBOOKに投稿した動画の中で、彼は自分のことを愚痴っていました。

COVID-19 RESTRICTIONS ON GYMS OPERATING IN MICHIGAN.

COVID-19 ミシガン州で運営されているジムの制限。

SO, THE WHOLE REVOLUTION COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED IF HE HAD

SO, THE WHOLE REVOLUTION COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED IF HE HAD

JUST SPRUNG FOR A PELOTON?

ペロトンを買ったばかり？

THAT IS THE LAMEST REASON TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT.

それは政府を転覆させる最も愚かな理由です。

"SURE, I UNDERSTAND THE NECESSITY OF STATE MANDATED

"確かに、私は州の強制的な必要性を理解しています

HEALTH STANDARDS, BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT LOSING DEFINITION IN MY

健康基準、しかし私は自分の中の定義を失うことで線を引く。

DELTOIDS!" LOOK AT THAT.

"デトックス！"見ろよ

I'M JUST COUNTING THE SHREDS, RIGHT HERE.

I'M JUST COUNTING THE SHREDS, RIGHT HERE.

WELL, AT LEAST NOW THEY CAN ALL CONCENTRATE ON GETTING RIPPED IN

WELL, AT LEAST NOW THEY CAN ALL CONCENTRATE ON GETTING RIPPED IN

JAIL.

JAILです。

BETWEEN THE DAILY HOUR IN THE YARD AND A STEADY DIET OF

庭の一日の時間と安定した食事の間に

POTATOES AND EXPIRED TACO MEAT, THEY'LL GET JACKED.

ポテトと期限切れのタコス肉は 逮捕されるぞ

SO THE FEDS GATHERED ALL THE EVIDENCE THEY NEEDED AGAINST

SO THE FEDS GATHERED ALL THE EVIDENCE THEY NEEDED AGAINST

THESE MAROONS, THANKS TO AN F.B.I. CONFIDENTIAL SOURCE WHO

これらのマルーンは、FBIの信頼できる情報源に感謝しています。

RECORDED THE MEETINGS IN DUBLIN, OHIO.

RECORDED THE MEETINGS IN DUBLIN, OHIO.

TALK ABOUT GETTING THE SHORT END OF THE UNDERCOVER STICK.

アンダーカバー・スティックの短い終わりを 得ることについて話してくれ

"AND FOR OUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT TIM WILL BE GOING TO DUBLIN... OHIO.

"そして次の任務は ダブリンに行きます...オハイオ州

SORRY, I SHOULD'VE LEAD WITH OHIO."

SORRY, I SHOULD'VE LEAD WITH OHIO."

THESE DINGUSES WERE ALSO PLANNING TO TAKE OUT A BRIDGE,

これらのディンガスは、橋を取ることを計画していた。

WHICH THEY FELT WOULD ALSO HINDER POLICE'S ABILITY TO

警察の能力を阻害すると考えられています

FOLLOW THEM ON WATER.

水の上を追いかけろ

I'M GONNA GUESS ON SURFBOARDS?

サーフボードを当てようか？

OR AS THEY ACTUALLY PUT IT IN AN ACTUAL GROUP CHAT WHICH ACTUALLY

あるいは、実際のグループチャットの中で、実際にそれを言うように

SHOWS UP IN THE ACTUAL COURT FILING:

実際の裁判所の書類に出てきます。

IF THE "BRIDGE EMOJI" GO "FINGER POINTING DOWN EMOJI" IT ALSO "X

BRIDGE EMOJI "が "FINGER POINTING DOWN EMOJI "になっている場合は、"X "にもなります。

EMOJI" THE "WAVE EMOJI."

EMOJI" THE "WAVE EMOJI."

AND NOW EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF THESE "EGGPLANT EMOJIS" IS

そして今、この "エッグプランツエモジ "の最後の一つ一つが

TOTALLY "SCREW EMOJI"-ED.

完全に "SCREW EMOTION" -ED.

THE GROUP MET NUMEROUS TIMES TO MAKE THEIR PLANS, INCLUDING IN

THE GROUP MET NUMEROUS TIMES TO MAKE THEIR PLANS, INCLUDING IN

THE BASEMENT OF A SHOP IN MICHIGAN THAT WAS ACCESSIBLE

ミシガン州にあるアクセス可能なショップの基盤

ONLY THROUGH A TRAPDOOR UNDER A RUG.

敷物の下の戸棚を通るだけだ

OOH, A TRAPDOOR HIDEAWAY?

トラップドアの隠れ家？

WHAT'S THE MATTER, DID THE ROPE LADDER BREAK TO TIMMY'S TREE

WHAT'S THE MATTER, DID THE ROPE LADDER BREAK TO TIMMY'S TREE

HOUSE?

HOUSE？

ONE OF THESE MILITIA MORONS WAS CRASHING WITH A FRIEND, THE

このミリティアの白痴の一人は友人と衝突していました

OWNER OF A VACUUM STORE IN GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN, WHO HAD GIVEN