I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND WE ARE LIVE.

I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT, AND WE ARE LIVE.

WHERE'S THE THING?

それはどこだ？

DOES IT SAY LIVE ANYWHERE?

DOES IT SAY LIVE ANYWHERE?

LIVE FOLLOWING THE FINAL PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE OF 2020.

LIVE FOLLOWING THE FINAL PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE OF 2020.

TONIGHT WAS DONALD TRUMP'S VERY LAST CHANCE TO MAKE HIS CLOSING

TONIGHT WAS DONALD TRUMP'S VERY LAST CHANCE TO MAKE HIS CLOSING

ARGUMENT.

ARGUMENT。

PLEASE IGNORE WHAT HE'S LIKE AND EVERYTHING HE'S EVER DONE.

彼が好きなことやこれまでの行動は無視してください。

AND TONIGHT I'LL TELL YOU IF HE PULLED IT OFF IN TONIGHT'S

AND TONIGHT I'LL TELL YOU IF HE PULLED IT OFF IN TONIGHT'S

BRAND-NEW LAST EVER SETTING THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

BRAND-NEW LAST EVER SETTING THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

OLD MAN SLAP TWO.

OLD MAN SLAP TWO.

SLAP HARDER.LLED IT OFF IN THE PURSUIT TO MUTE!

SLAP HARDER.LLED IT OFF無言にするための目的で!

>> BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

ＢＬＡＨ、ＢＬＡＨ、ＢＬＡＨ、ＢＬＡＨ、ＢＬＡＨ。

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

ＢＬＡＨ、ＢＬＡＨ、ＢＬＡＨ。

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

ＢＬＡＨ、ＢＬＡＨ、ＢＬＡＨ。

BLAH.

BLAH.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

ＢＬＡＨ、ＢＬＡＨ、ＢＬＡＨ。

BLAH.

BLAH.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. B BLAH, BLAH.

Ｂ ＢＬＡＨ、ＢＬＡＨ、ＢＬＡＨ。Ｂ ＢＬＡＨ、ＢＬＡＨ、ＢＬＡＨ。

( CRASHING SOUNDS ) BLAH, BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH.

( CRASHING SOUNDS ) BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH -- ( CRASHING SOUNDS )

BLAH、BLAH、BLAH、BLAH、BLAH BLAH BLAH -- ( CRASHING SOUNDS )

>> Stephen: HE'S FINE.

>> スティーブン彼は大丈夫だ

NOW, HAVING SEEN TONIGHT'S DEBATE, THERE ARE --

NOW, HAVING SEEN TONIGHT'S DEBATE, THERE ARE --

>> BLAH, BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> Stephen: NO!

>> スティーブン駄目だ！

BACK, BACK!

下がれ、下がれ！

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP HIM OFF

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP HIM OFF

THE FURNITURE.

THE FURNITURE.

TONIGHT HAD ITS UPS AND DOWNS, BUT THE HIGHLIGHT FOR ME WAS

TONIGHT HAD ITS UPS AND DOWNS, BUT THE HIGHLIGHT FOR ME WAS

THAT WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WATCH DONALD TRUMP DEBATE EVER AGAIN.

THAT WE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WATCH DONALD TRUMP DEBATE EVER AGAIN.

COUNTING THE 2016 REPUBLICAN TONI

COUNTING THE 2016 REPUBLICAN TONI

PRIMARY, WE'VE WATCHED HIM DO THAT 16 TIMES.

PRIMARY, WE'VE WATCHED HIM DO THAT 16 TIMES.

IT'S EXCRUCIATING!

驚くべきことだ！

IT'S LIKE DENTAL SURGERY AND TONIGHT WAS LIKE GETTING OUR

まるで歯の外科手術のようで、今夜は手術を受けるような感じでした。

LAST WISDOM TOOTH TAKEN OUT.

LAST WISDOM TOOTH TAKEN OUT.

YES, IT HURT.

ああ 痛い

AND YES WE CAN STILL TASTE THE BLOOD IN OUR MOUTHS.

そして、はい、私たちはまだ私たちの口の中の血を味わうことができます。

THIS IS ALSO THE LAST CHANCE FOR TRUMP TO BE SEEN BY MILLIONS OF

THIS IS ALSO THE LAST CHANCE FOR TRUMP TO BE SEEN BY MILLIONS OF

EYEBALLS FOR FREE, AND THAT'S IMPORTANT, BECAUSE HE'S HURTING

眼球は無料で、それは重要だ、彼が痛いから。

FOR CASH.

現金で

IT'S DRYING UP.

乾いてきた

IN RECENT WEEKS, HIS CAMPAIGN HAS PULLED MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

最近の数週間で、彼のキャンペーンは、数百万ドルを引っ張ってきました。

IN PLANNED TELEVISION ADS AIMED AT VOTERS IN MIDWESTERN STATES

中西部の州の有権者を対象とした計画的なテレビ広告について

INCLUDING MICHIGAN, WISCONSIN, MINNESOTA, OHIO, AND IOWA.

ミシガン州、ウィスコンシン州、ミネソタ州、オハイオ州、アイオワ州を含む。

AFTER TONIGHT, HIS BEST HOPE FOR FREE ADVERTISING IS STANDING ON

今夜の後、無料広告のための彼の最高の希望は立っている

A STREET CORNER WITH ONE OF THOSE FLIPPY ARROWS.

通りの角に 飛び交う矢印がある

AND LEAD UP TO THE DEBATE, THE PRESIDENT'S ADVISORS PLEADED

AND LEAD UP TO THE DEBATE, THE PRESIDENT'S ADVISORS PLEADED

WITH HIM TO BE SOFTER.

WITH HIM TO BE SOFTER.

SOFT HE CAN.

SOFT HE CAN.

DO I'VE SEEN THE MAN IN TENNIS SHORTS.

テニスのショートパンツの男を見たことがあります。

BUT DID IT HELP?

でも役に立った？

TONIGHT'S MODERATOR KRISTEN WELKER DID A GREAT JOB.

今夜のモデレーター クリステン・ウェルカーは素晴らしい仕事をした

SHE STARTED BY REMINDING EVERYONE OF THE RULES.

彼女はルールを思い出させることから始めました。

>> AT THE BEGINNING OF EACH SECTION, EACH CANDIDATE WILL

>> 各セクションの冒頭で、各候補者は次のように述べています。

HAVE TWO MINUTES UNINTERRUPTED TO ANSWER MY FIRST QUESTION.

HAVE TWO MINUTES UNINTERRUPTED TO ANSWER MY FIRST QUESTION.

THE DEBATE COMMISSION WILL THEN TURN ON THEIR MICROPHONE ONLY

THE DEBATE COMMISSION WILL THEN TURN ON THEIR MICROPHONE ONLY

WHEN IT IS THEIR TURN TO ANSWER.

WHEN IT IS THEIR TURN TO ANSWER.

AND THE COMMISSION WILL TURN IT OFF EXACTLY WHEN THE TWO MINUTES

AND THE COMMISSION WILL TURN IT OFF EXACTLY WHEN THE TWO MINUTES

HAVE EXPIRED.

HAVE EXPIRED.

ON BEHALF OF THE VOTERS, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO PLEASE SPEAK

有権者に代わって、私はあなたにお願いします。

ONE AT A TIME -- >> Stephen: OKAY.

ワン・アット・ア・タイム -- スティーブンいいわよ

WHY ARE WE PRETENDING THIS IS

WHY ARE WE PRETENDING THIS IS

FOR BOTH OF THEM?

両方に？

THE RULE ONLY APPLIES TO ONE GUY.

ルールは一人の男にしか適用されない。

THIS IS LIKE MAYOR McCHEESE HOLDING A TOWN HALL AND STARTING

THIS IS LIKE MAYOR McCHEESE HOLDING A TOWN HALL AND STARTING

OUTBY SAYING, REMEMBER, NOBODY BURGLE ANY HAMBURGERS, PLEASE.

言っておくが、覚えておいてくれ、誰もハンバーガーを焼くな、頼むよ。

SHE KEPT THEM ON SUBJECT, ADMIRABLY.

彼女は彼らを対象にしていました。

THE FIRST SUBJECT WAS TRUMP'S CATASTROPHIC COVID RESPONSE,

THE FIRST SUBJECT WAS TRUMP'S CATASTROPHIC COVID RESPONSE,

WHICH, OF COURSE, WAS A SUBJECT HE DIDN'T WANT TO TOUCH, WHICH

もちろん 彼が触れたくない対象だった

IS WHY, EARLIER THIS WEEK, HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER SENT A LETTER

今週初めに彼のキャンペーンマネージャーが 手紙を送ってきたのはなぜですか？

TO THE DEBATE COMMISSION COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TOPICS FOR

TO THE DEBATE COMMISSION COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TOPICS FOR

NOT BEING FOCUSED MORE ON FOREIGN POLICY.

外国の政策にもっと焦点を当てていない。

OH, I HAVE A NON-COVID QUESTION ON FOREIGN POLICY -- HOW COME

OH, I HAVE A NON-COVID QUESTION ON FOREIGN POLICY -- HOW COME

OTHER COUNTRIES WON'T LET US GO THERE ANYMORE?

他の国はこれ以上行かせてくれないのか？

TRUMP SAYS THAT WE'RE GOING TO GET A VACCINE AND HE'LL GIVE IT

トランプは言っています 私たちはワクチンを手に入れようとしています そして彼はそれを与えるでしょう

TO EVERYONE FASTER THAN ANY EXPERTS HAVE PREDICTED.

TO EVERYONE FASTER THAN ANY EXPERTS HAVE PREDICTED.

>> I THINK MY TIMELINE IS GOING TO BE MORE ACCURATE.

>> 私の年表はもっと正確になってきていると思います。

I DON'T KNOW THAT THEY'RE COUNTING ON THE MILITARY THE WAY

軍隊を頼りにしているとは知らなかった

THAT I DO, BUT WE HAVE OUR GENERALS LINED UP, ONE IN

そうだが、しかし、我々には将軍が並んでいる、一人は...

PARTICULAR THAT'S THE HEAD OF LOGISTICS --

特にそれが物流のトップだ

>> Stephen: THAT'S ONE PARTICULAR GENERAL, HE'S VERY

>> Stephen: それはある特定の将軍で、彼は非常に強いです。

GOOD AT LOGISTICS.

論理学に長けている

ALSO, GREAT AT CAR INSURANCE,ER AND HE KNOWS SHAQ, WHO I WILL

車の保険にも長けていて シャックのことも知っています

HAVE -- AND YES I DIDN'T MAKE A MISTAKE -- I DON'T KNOW MAKE A

HAVE -- AND YES I DIDN'T MISAKE A MISAKE -- I don't know MAKE A

MISTAKE.

MISTAKE.

IT'S A LIVE SHOW.

IT'S A LIVE SHOW.

HOW COULD I MAKE A MISTAKE?

どうやってミスをしたのか？

WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS SHAQ, A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, WILL DROP

私が言おうとしているのは シャック 私の良き友人であるシャックは 落とすだろうということです

THE VACCINE INTO YOUR VEINS.

THE VACCINE INTO YOUR VEINS.

BUT WHAT I MEANT TO SAY -- WE'RE LIVE, RIGHT.

BUT WHAT I MEANT TO SAY -- WE'RE LIVE, RIGHT.

>> YES.

>> ＹＥＳ！＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞ＹＥＳ

>> Stephen: THE PRESIDENT HAD NUMBERS EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T MAKE

>> スティーブン：大統領は数字を持っていた。

SENSE.

センス。

>> 99.9 OF YOUNG PEOPLE RECOVER.

>> 99.9 OF YOUNG PEOPLE RECOVER.

>> Stephen: WHY DO YOU KEEP BRAGGING ABOUT HOW YOUNG PEOPLE

>> スティーブンなぜあなたは、若い人たちのことを自慢し続けるのですか？

ARE SAFE?

ARE SAFE?

YOU KNOW OLD PEOPLE THERE THE ONES THAT VOTE, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW OLD PEOPLE THERE THE ONES THAT VOTE, RIGHT?

GRANNY, I NEED YOU TO VOTE FOR ME LIKE IT'S THE LAST THING YOU

グラニー 私に投票して欲しいの あなたが最後にしたことのように

WILL EVER DO, WHICH, FUN FACT, IT MIGHT BE.

WILL EVER DO, WHICH, FUN FACT, IT MIGHT BE.

TRUMP SAID A LOT OF LIES TONIGHT INCLUDING ABOUT THE CITY I'M IN

TRUMPは今夜、私がいる街についても含めて、多くの嘘を言った。

RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT NOW.

>> IF YOU GO AND LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENED TO NEW YORK, IT'S A

>> ニューヨークに何が起きているのか見てみましょう。

GHOST TOWN.

GHOST TOWN.

IT'S A GHOST TOWN.

IT'S A GHOST TOWN.

>> Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, WHEN YOU COME TO NEW YORK, THOSE

>> スティーブンMR.大統領、あなたがニューヨークに来るとき、その人たちは

AREN'T GHOSTS ON THE STREET, THOSE ARE PEOPLE BOOOOOOING YOU!

路上の亡霊じゃなくて、あなたにブーイングしてる人たちよ！

TRUMP TALKED ABOUT THE NUMBER ONE SCOURGE OF THE PANDEMIC,

TRUMP TALKED ABOUT THE NUMBER ONE SCOURGE OF THE PANDEMIC,

DINING RESTRICTIONS.

DINING RESTRICTIONS.

>> WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT PEOPL PLEXIGLASS, THESE ARE

>> 叢書の話をすると、これがそうなんです。

RESTAURANTS THAT ARE DYING.

衰退しつつあるレストラン。

PUTTING UP PLEXIGLASS IS UNBELIEVABLY EXPENSIVE.

PUTTING UP PLEXIGLASS IS UNBELIEVABLY EXPENSIVE.

YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE IN A CUBICLE WRAPPED AROUND IN

周りをぐるりと囲んだ立方体の中に座るんだ

PLASTIC.

プラスチック

>> Stephen: TRUMP DOESN'T WANT TO BE WRAPPED IN PLASTIC.

>> スティーブン：TRUMP DOESN'T WANTED TO BE WRAPPED IN PLASTIC.

IT KILLS A FEELING AND FIT BREAKS YOU WIND UP WITH AN ERIC.

IT KILLS A FEELING AND FIT BREAKS YOU WIND UP WITH AN ERIC.

THE SUBJECT TURNED TO FOREIGN ELECTION INTERFERENCE.

話題は外国の選挙干渉に移った

AND WHEN BIDEN ANSWERED HE CHOSE HIS WORDS CAREFULLY.

そして、バイデンが答えたとき、彼は慎重に言葉を選んだ。

>> WE ARE IN A SITUATION WHERE WE HAVE FOREIGN COMPANIES --

>> WE ARE IN A SITUATION WHERE WE HAVE FOREIGN COMPANIES --

COUNTRIES TRYING TO INTERFERE IN THE OUTCOME OF OUR ELECTION.

私たちの選挙の結果に干渉しようとしている国。

HIS OWN NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR TOLD THEM THAT WHAT IS

彼自身の国家安全保障顧問は、それが何であるかを教えてくれました。

HAPPENING WITH HIS BUDDY -- WELL, I SHOULDN'T -- WELL, I

彼の友人との出来事は...まあ、私はすべきではない...

WILL -- HIS BUDDY, RUDY GIULIANI >> Stephen: INCIDENTALLY, I

彼の相棒のルーディ・ジュリアーニ >> スティーブンINCIDENTALLY, I

SHOULDN'T -- I WILL -- IS ALSO WHAT RUDY SAID TO HIMSELF IN

SHOULDN'T - I WILL - それはルーディが自分自身に言ったことと同じです。

THAT HOTEL ROOM.

あのホテルの部屋

REGARDING PERSONAL TAXES, BIDEN DISTINGUISHED HIMSELF FROM

個人の税金に関しては、バイデンは自分自身を区別しています。

TRUMP.

TRUMP.

>> I RELEASED ALL OF MY TAX RETURNS, 22 YEARS, GO LOOK ATSA

>> I RELEASED ALL OF MY TAX RETURNS, 22 YEARS, GO LOOK ATSA

THEM.

THEM.

>> Stephen: MAYBE LATER.

>> スティーブン後にしてもいいですよ

I MEAN, I HATE WATCHING TRUMP, BUT NOT ENOUGH TO READ TWO

つまり、私はトランプを見るのは嫌いだが、2つの記事を読むには十分ではない。

DECADES OF ITEMIZED AMTRAK TICKETS.

何十年にもわたるアムトラックのチケットのアイテム化。

WHEN TRUMP TRIED TO PAINT BIDEN AS CORRUPT THE B.P. HIT BACK.

トランプがB. P. ヒットバックとしてバイデンを塗りつぶそうとしたとき。

>> RELEASE YOUR TAX RETURN AND TALK ABOUT CORRUPTION.

>> RELEASE YOUR TAX RETURN AND TALK ABOUT CORRUPTION.

>> Stephen: YOU JUST GOT AUDIT, JACK!

>> スティーブンオーディションに合格したのよ ジャック！

PUT THAT IN YOUR W2 AND DEDUCT IT!

PUT THAT IN YOUR W2 AND DEDUCT IT!

COME ON!

来いよ！

( LAUGHTER ) PUT THALSO SAID -- OH, BOY.

( LAUGHTER ) PUT THALSOは言った -- OH, BOY.

TRUMP ALSO SAID THAT THE INFORMATION ABOUT HIS TAX

トランプはまた、彼の税金についての情報があると述べた。

RETURNS WAS MISLEADING.

RETURNSはミスリードでした。

>> I PRE-PAID MY TAX.

>> 私は税金を事前に払っています。

TENS -- OVER THE LAST NUMBER OF YEARS, TENS OF MILLIONS OF

TENS -- OVER THE LAST NUMBER OF YEARS, TENS OF MILLIONS OF

DOLLARS I PRE-PAID.

前払いで払ったんだ

>> Stephen: I ALSO PRE-PAID STORMY DANIELS TO SHUT UP MONTHS

>> スティーブン私はまた、数ヶ月をシャットダウンするためにストーム・ダニエルズを事前に支払った。

BEFORE SHE SPANKED ME.

彼女が私を罰する前に

IT'S AN INSTALLMENT PLAN.

それはインストールプランです。

TRUMP TRIED TO DEFEND HIS PERSONAL FINANCES.

トランプは自分の個人金融を守ろうとしました。

>> I HAVE MANY BANK ACCOUNTS AND THEY'RE ALL LISTED AND THEY'RE

>> I HAVE MANY BANK ACCOUNTS AND THEY'RE ALL LISTED AND THEY'RE

ALL OVER THE PLACE.

ALL OVER THE PLACE.

I MEAN, I WAS A BUSINESS MAN DOING BUSINESS.

つまり、私はビジネスをしているビジネスマンでした。

>> Stephen: TRUMP SOUNDS LIKE THREE KIDS STACKED IN A TRENCH

>> スティーブン: TRUMP SOUNDS SOUNDS SOUNDS LIKE THREE KIDS STACKED IN A TRENCH.

COAT PRETENDING TO BE AN ADULT.

大人っぽいコート。

I'M LIKE A BUSINESS MAN DOING BUSINESS.

私はビジネスマンのようにビジネスをしています。

I LOVE OFFICE AND EAT TAXES WITH MY COFFEE.

I LOVE OFFICE AND EAT TAXES WITH MY COFFEE.

THREE TICKETS FOR THE BOOBIE MOVIE, PLEASE.

映画「BOOBIE」のチケットを3枚 お願いします。

AND IN RESPONSE TO TRUMP'S ATTACKS ON BIDEN'S FAMILY, IT

トランプ氏のバイデン家への攻撃に対しては

FINALLY HAPPENED.

FINALLY HAPPENED.

>> THERE'S A REASON WHY HE'S BRINGING UP ALL THIS MALARKEY.

>> THERE'S A REASON WHY HE'S BRINGING UP ALL THIS MALARKEY.

>> Stephen: BOOM!

>> スティーブンブーム！

THE FIRST MALARKEY OF THE NIGHT!

THE FIRST MALARKEY OF THE NIGHT!

HOLD ON, LET'S JUST CHECK MY PUNCH CARD HERE.

HOLD ON, LET'S JUST CHECK MY PUNCH CARD HERE.

I'VE GOT THE FREQUENT MALARKEY CARD RIGHT THERE.

I'VE GOT THE FREQUENT MALARKEY CARD RIGHT THERE.

THAT'S NUMBER ONE.

それがナンバーワンだ

FIVE MORE.

FIVE MORE.

AND I GET A FREE SUB.

無料のサブを手に入れた

BIDEN UNVEILED SOME BIG NEWS ABOUT HEALTHCARE.

BIDEN UNVEILED SOME BIG NEWS ABOUT HEALTHCARE.

>> WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IS PASS ObamaCare WITH A PUBLIC OPTION

>> 私がやろうとしていることは、一般公募でオバマケアを成立させることです。

AND BECOME BIDENCARE.

AND BECOME BIDENCARE.

>> Stephen: YES, BIDENCARE, JUST LIKE ObamaCare, BUT I'M

>> スティーブン：YES, BIDENCARE, JUST LIKE ObamaCare, BUT I'M.