WE TAPED THIS SHOW RIGHT BEFORE THE DEBATE BEGAN.

WE TAPED THIS SHOW RIGHT BEFORE THE DEBATE BEGAN.

REG, WILL YOU BE WATCHING AFTER THIS STH.

REG, WILL YOU BE WATCHING AFTER THIS STH.

>> Reggie: THE DEBAIT.

>> レジー：THE DEBAIT.

>> THE DE-BAIT.

>> デ・ベイトです。

>> I WILL, FOR SURE.

>> そうするよ、確かに。

>> James: WILL YOU.

>> ジェームズ君はどうする？

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT TRUMP CANCELS OR JUST BAILS

>> ジェームズトランプがキャンセルしたり、保釈される確率は？

AFTER FIVE MINUTES?

AFTER FIVE MINUTES?

>> I DON'T KNOW, THEY GOT A LOT OF CAMERAS THERE, AND THAT DUDE

>> 知らないよ、あそこにはたくさんのカメラがあって、あの男も。

LOVERS ATTENTION, RIGHT?

LOVERS ATTENTION, RIGHT?

LIKE I COULD MAKE A SCENE AT A BUFFET BUT IF THEY GOT ORANGE

バフェットでシーンを作りたいけど、オレンジが出てきたら...

CHICKEN AND PIZZA WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, LEAVE?

チキンとピザ 何をすればいいの？

>> James: EXACTLY.

>> ジェームズ全くその通りです。

(APPLAUSE) 100 PERCENT T IS ALSO THE ONLY

(APPLAUSE) 100 PERCENT Tは、唯一の

PLACE THAT'S ACCEPTABLE.

受け入れ可能な場所。

>> THOSE TWO FOODS IN THE SAME PLACE.

>> THOSE TWO FOODS IN THE SAME PLACE.

>> James: ONLY PLACE IT IS ACCEPTABLE.

>>ジェームスそれが受け入れられる唯一の場所。

>> THAT'S IT.

>> それでいいよ。

IF THOSE WERE BOTH ON THE MENU AT ANOTHER RESTAURANT YOU WOULD

他のレストランのメニューにあったとしても、あなたはそう思うでしょう

LEAVE, YOU WOULD TAKE YOUR FAMILY, WOULD YOU CALL YOUR

LEAVE, YOU WOULD TAKE YOUR FAMILY, WOULD YOU CALL YOUR

FRIENDS.

FRIENDSです。

>> James: YOU WOULD BE JUDGED BY EVERYONE AROUND YOU.

>> ジェームズあなたの周りの誰にでも判断されるでしょう。

ARE YOU HAVING WHAT?

ARE YOU HAVING WHAT?

YEAH, YEAH, I'M HAVING PIZZA SOME FRIES, THIS NOODLE DISH,

ピッツァとフライドポテトを食べてるのよ

SOME OF EGG ROLLS, ORANGE CHICKEN AND THEN A LITTLE BIT OF

卵焼き、オレンジ色の鶏肉、それに少しだけ

SASHIMI.

SASHIMI.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL SQUEEZE ON TO THAT PLATE?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL SQUEEZE ON TO THAT PLATE?

JUST LIKE A LOT OF JELLO.

沢山のジェローのように

>> James: AND THAT'S IT, THAT'S MY PLATE.

>> ジェームスこれが私のプレートです。

>> I DON'T WANT TO WALK BACK FROM A BUFFET UNLESS I HAVE TO

>> >> I don't want to WALK BACK FROM A BUFFET UNLAVE I HAVE TO

WALK SO SLOWLY.

ゆっくり歩いて

MY WALK TO THE BUFFET AND AWAY FROM THE BUFFET COULD NOT BE

MY WALK TO THE BUFFET AND AWAY FROM THE BUFFET COULD NOT BE

MORE DIFFERENT.

MORE DIFFERENT.

I STRIDE, I STRIDE TO THE BUFFET LIKE THIS.

俺はこうやってバフェットに向かって歩くんだ

[BLEEP] GET IN THERE NOW.

今すぐそこに入れ

AND I WAKE BACK LIKE THIS.

目覚めたらこんな感じ

(LAUGHTER) WHERE ARE THE RIBS?

(LAUGHTER) WHERE ARE THE RIBS?

YOU GOT RUBS?

ラブスは？

I'M SURE THEY COVERED ALL OF THIS ON COLBERT ALREADY.

I'M SURE THEY COVERED ALL OF THIS ON COLBERT ALREADY.

(LAUGHTER) HERE WE GO, LIVE ON KOL BEDDER,

(LAUGHTER) HERE WE GO, LIVE ON KOL BEDDER,

WE OPEN WITH A LOT OF BUFFET STUFF.

私たちは、多くのバッファッフを持って開きます。

TONIGHT'S DEBATE WAS HELD ON THE CAMPUS OF BOAL MONTH UNIVERSITY

今夜の討論会は ボールドマンス大学のキャンパスで行われました

IN NASHVILLE TENNESSEE.

ナッシュビル・テネシーで。

THERE WERE SIX TOPICS ANNOUNCED FOR TONIGHT'S DEBATE, FIGHTING

今夜の討論会では、６つのトピックが発表されました。

COVID, AMERICAN FAMILIES, RACE IN AMERICA, CLIMATE CHANGE,

COVID, AMERICAN FAMILIES, RACE IN AMERICA, CLIMATE CHANGE.

NATIONAL SECURITY AND LEADERSHIP.

国家の安全保障とリーダーシップ。

OR AS TRUMP CALLS THAT, HOAX, WHO CARES, FAKE NEWS, HOAX,

または トランプがそれを呼び出すように、HOAX、誰が気にする、フェイクニュース、HOAX。

NATIONAL SECURITY AND LOCKUP JOE BIDEN.

国家安全保障とロックアップ ジョー・バイデン

BUT TONIGHT'S DE BAILT NEW RULES WERE ISSUED FOR AUDIENCE MEMBERS

しかし、今夜のDE BAILTの新しいルールは、観客のメンバーに発行されました。

WITHOUT EXCEPTION, ANY AUDIENCE MEMBER WITHOUT A MASK WOULD BE

例外を除いて、マスクをしていない聴衆は、すべての聴衆となる。

THROWN OUT.

THROWN OUT.

WHEN SHE HEARD THAT MELANIA IMMEDIATELY RIPPED HER MASK OFF.

WHEN SHE HEARD THAT MELANIA IMMEDIATELY RIPPED HER MASK OFF.

THIS IS NASHVILLE SO OF COURSE THEY PUT IT A DIFFERENT WAY,

ここはナッシュビルだから、当然のことながら、やり方が違うんだ。

THEY SAID ANYBODY NOT WEARING A MASK WILL BE FOSSED OUT ON THAWR

マスクをしていない者は ソウアーで見つかると言ってた

BADONKADONK.

バドンカドンク。

YEAH, OKAY, I CAN'T SAY THE WORD TOSSED, CLEARLY.

投げられた言葉は言えないわ

YES, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

そうだ、それが起きたんだ。

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

THE BADONKADONK JOKE IS FINE, IF ONLY THERE WAS A HOAX TO DISPLAY

バドンカドンクのジョークは問題ない、それを表示するためのホークがあったならば。

THE WORD TOSS, AS YOU MAY RECALL TRUMP'S FAMILY MEMBERS TOOK OFF

THE WORD TOSS, AS YOU MAY RECALL TRUMP'S FAMILY MEMBERS TOOK OFF

THEIR MASK AFTER ARRIVING AT THE FIRST DEBATE.

THEIR MASK AFTER ARRIVING AT THE FIRST DEBATE.

AND IN THEIR DEFENSE, THEY HAD ARE A GOOD REASON.

AND IN THEIR DEFENSE, THEY HAD ARE A GOOD REASON.

THEY WERE TRYING TO GIVE COBIDEN DOE VID.

コビデン・ドゥーの映像を見せようとしていた。

MEANWHILE EARLIER TODAY PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS TRYING TO

それ以前の今日、トランプ大統領はトライしていました。

GET OUT AHEAD OF THE DEBATE BY RELEASING THE FOOTAGE OF HIS

GET OUT AHEAD OF THE DEBATE BY RELEASING THE FOOTAGE OF HIS

UPCOMING INTER-- INTERVIEW WITH LESLEY STAHL.

UPCOMING INTER-- INTERVIEW WITH LESLEY STAHL.

HE SAID HE WANTED PEOPLE TO SEE HOW UNFAWRLY HE WAS STREET,

彼は人々に見てもらいたいと言っていた 自分がいかに不誠実なストリートであったかを

WATCH THE INTERRUPTIONS AND ANGER COMPARED MY FLEE FLOWING

割り込みと怒りを見比べてみてください。

AND MAGNIFICENTLY BRILLIANT ANSWERS.

と驚くほど素晴らしい回答をしています。

>> FULL FLOWING AND MAGNIFICENTLY BRILLIANT.

>> フルフローイングで驚くほど美しい。

SOUNDS LIKE HE IS DESCRIBING A HORSES MANE IT IS AMAZING SHOW

まるで馬のたてがみを描写しているように聞こえるが、それは素晴らしいショーだ。

THAT IS WAS EASY FOR FOR TRUMP TO RELEASE UNAUTHORIZED FOOTAGE

トランプ氏が無許可の映像を公開するのは簡単でした。

FROM A MAJOR TELEVISION NETWORK THAN TO RELEASE HIS OWN TAXES.

大手のテレビ番組局からではなく、 自分の税金をばら撒くことになった。

THAT GOT HIM.

彼がやられた

>> THAT GOT HIM.

>> 彼がやられた。

>> APPARENTLY LESLEY STAHL MADE IT CLEAR TO TRUMP THAT SHE

>> >> 驚くべきことに、レスリー・スタールは、彼女はトランプにそれを明確にしました。

PLANNED TO ASK HIM SOME DIFFICULT QUESTIONS DURING THE

PLANNED TO ASK HIM SOME DIFFICULT QUESTIONS DURING THE

INTERVIEW AND TRUMP WASN'T HAVING ANY OF IT.

トランプはそれを全く持っていませんでした。

>> YOU REALLY READY FOR TOUGH QUESTIONS.

>> YOU REALLY READY FOR TOUGH QUESTIONS.

NO.

NO.

>> MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE STARTED BY EXPLAINING TO HIM WHAT AN

>> MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE STARTED BY EXPLAINING TO HIM WHAT AN

INTERVIEW IS.

INTERVIEW IS.

IT IS A SERIES OF TOUGH QUESTIONS.

IT IS A SERIES OF TOUGH QUESTIONS.

HE IS THE SITTING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, LESS THAN TWO

彼はアメリカ合衆国の現職大統領であり、2年足らずで

WEEKS AWAY FROM AN ELECTION IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORLDWIDE

世界規模の選挙の真っ只中にある選挙から数週間の間に

PANDEMIC WATCH.

PANDEMIC WATCH.

DID HE THINK SHE WAS GOING TO ASK.

DID HE THINK SHE WAS GOING TO ASK.

TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON OF THE SIMPSONS.

TELL ME, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON OF THE SIMPSONS.

>> BUT LESLEY IS PARTLY TO BLAME FOR THIS ONE.

>> しかし、レスリーはこの1つのために部分的に非難されています。

YOU CAN'T START A QUESTION TO DONALD TRUMP WITH ARE YOU READY

YOU CAN'T START A QUESTION TO DONALD TRUMP WITH ARE YOU READY

FOR, AND NOT END WITH SOME FOOTBALL!

フットボールで終わらせない！

AND ANOTHER POINT IN THE INTERVIEW TRUMP TURNS AND

そしてもう一つのポイントは、インタビューの中で トランプはターンして

STARTED TALKING TO MIKE PENCE WHO WAS ALSO THERE IN THE ROOM

部屋にいたマイク・ペンスと話し始めた

WITH HIM.

彼と一緒に

AND HE ASKED PENCE TO BACK HIM UP ABOUT HIS UNFAIR TREATMENT.

AND HE ASKED PENCE TO BACK HIM UP ABOUT HIS UNFAIR TREATMENT.

>> MIKE, IS THAT-- YOU KNOW MIKE, RIGHT.

>> MIKE, IS THAT-- YOU KNOW MIKE, RIGHT.

OUR VICE PRESIDENT.

我々の副大統領

>> I DO.

>> 私はそうしています。

>> DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD ASK QUESTIONS LIKE THIS AS-- DO YOU

>> DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD ASK QUESTIONS LIKE THIS AS-- DO YOU

THINK SHE ASKS QUESTIONS LIKE THIS TO JOE.

THINK SHE ASKS QUESTIONS LIKE THIS TO JOE.

>> James: THE CRAZY THING IS THAT WAS PROBABLY THE LEAST

>>ジェームズ狂ったことは、それがおそらく最も多くあったことです。

CREEPY SCENARIO WHERE TRUMP HAS ASKED SOMEONE, ARE YOU HAVING A

トランプが誰かに尋ねているところのクリーピーなシーン、あなたは何かをしていますか？

GOOD TIME WATCHING?

GOOD TIME WATCHING?

(LAUGHTER) ALTHOUGH I LIKE THAT TRUMP

（笑）私はそのトランプが好きなのに

INTRODUCED THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WITH YOU KNOW

アメリカ合衆国の副大統領を紹介しました

MIKE, OUR GREAT VICE PRESIDENT.

MIKE, OUR GREAT VICE PRESIDENT.

YOU KNOW, THE GUY, THAT HAS GOT THE FLY ON HIS HEAD.

YOU KNOW, THE GUY, THAT HAS GOT THE FLY ON HIS HEAD.

BUT TRUMP WASN'T THE ONLY ONE GETTING OUT THERE BEFORE THE

しかし、トランプは、その前に、そこから脱出した唯一の人ではありませんでした。

DEBATE.

DEBATE.

PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL FOR JOE BIDEN AND

オバマ大統領はジョー・バイデンとの選挙運動に参加していました。

LAST NIGHT HE SPOKE AT A DRIVE-IN RALLY IN PHILADELPHIA.

LAST NIGHT HE SPOKE AT A DRIVE-IN RALLY IN PHILADELPHIA.

OBAMA REALLY PULLED NO PUNCHES DUING THE SMEECH.

オバマは本当に、スピーチをしても何のパンチもしませんでした。

HERE HE IS CONDEMNING TRUMP'S BEHAVIOR AS UNACCEPTABLE FOR A

ここではトランプの行動を 受け入れられないと非難しています

PRESIDENT.

大統領

>> THAT'S NOT NORMAL PRESIDENTIAL BEHAVIOR.

>> それは普通の大統領の行動ではない。

WE WOULDN'T TOLERATE IT FROM A HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL.

高校のプリンシパルからは許されない

WE WOULDN'T TOLERATE IT FROM A COACH.

私たちは、コーチからそれを我慢できないだろう。

WE WOULDN'T TOLERATE IT FROM A COWORKER.

労務者には耐えられない

WE WOULDN'T TOLERATE IN OUR OWN FAMILY EXCEPT FOR MAYBE CRAZY

WE WOULDN'T TOLERATE IN OUR OWN FAMILY EXCEPT FOR MAYBE CRAZY

UNCLE SOMEWHERE, YOU KNOW,-- .

どこかの国のおじさん、知ってるだろうけど...

>> James: HE CALLED IT TRUMP A CRAZY UNCLE.

>> ジェームズ彼はトランプを狂った叔父さんと呼んだ。

BUT THE TRUTH IS HE IS SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

でも本当は、彼はそれ以上の存在なのです。

IS HE A CRAZY HUSBAND, A CRAZY FATHER AND [BLEEP] HE IS

彼は狂った夫で、狂った父親で、そして狂った父親なのです。

SOMEONE'S CRAZY SON.

誰かの狂った息子だ

TELL YOU WHAT, OBAMA IS LOOKING GOOD THOUGH, ISN'T HE?

言っとくけど、オバマはいい感じだよね？

LOOK AT THAT.

見ろよ

I SEE A BRAVE MOVE, NOT MANY PEOPLE CAN PULL OFF WEARING A

勇敢な動きを見ているが、多くの人が着ている服を脱ぐことができるわけではない。

BABY BLUE SHIRT GIVING A SPEECH UNDER LIGHT, I WOULD BE BEYOND

青シャツの赤ちゃんが光の下でスピーチをしていて、私はそれ以上のものになるだろう。

PARANOID ABOUT PATCHES.

PATCHESについてのPARANOID。

THAT IS WHY I WEAR THIS JACKET ALL THE TIME, MY ARMPITS ARE

それがこのジャケットをいつも着ている理由です。

CRYING UNDER HERE.

ここで泣いている

IF I WORE A BABY BLUE SHIRT AND ONLY A BABY BLUE SHIRT I WOULD

IF I WORE A BABY BLUE SHIRT AND ONLY A BABY BLUE SHIRT I WOULD

DO THE ENTIRE SPEECH LIKE THIS.

DO THE ENTIRE SPEECH LIKE THIS.

THEN I WOULD HAVE TO DRINK WATER LIKE TRUMP.

THEN I WOULD HAVE TO DRINK WATER LIKE TRUMP.

SORRY, YOU WERE SAYING? COULD YOU PULL OFF A BABY BLUE FOR A

SORRY, YOU WERE SAYING? COULD YOU PULL OFF A BABY BLUE FOR A

SPEECH?

スピーチ？

>> NO, NO, NO.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

I WOULD LOOK LIKE A COLLEGE BASKETBALL COUCH WHO HAD MONEY

I WOULD LOOK LIKE A COLLEGE BASKETBALL COUCH WHO HAD MONEY

ON THE GAME, I WOULD BE SWEATING SO BAD.

ゲームの上では、私はとてもひどい汗をかいていただろう。

AT ONE POINT OBAMA BLASTED TRUMP FOR EMBRACING CONSPIRACY

オバマは、ある時点では、陰謀を組み立てるために、トランプを非難しました。

THEORIES.

THEORIES.

>> YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GO ABOUT YOUR LIVES KNOWING THAT THE

>> YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GO ABOUT YOUR LIVES KNOWING THAT THE

PRESIDENT IS NOT GOING TO RETWEET CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

PRESIDENT IS NOT GOING TO RETWEET CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

ABOUT SECRET CABALS RUNNING THE WORLD OR THAT NAVY SEALS DIDN'T

世界を駆け巡る秘密のキャバルについて、あるいは海軍シールズが知らなかったことについて

ACTUALLY KILL BIN LADEN.

実際にビン・ラデンを殺す。

THINK ABOUT THAT.

それについて考えてみてください。

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES RETWEETED THAT.

アメリカ合衆国大統領がそれをリツイートしました。

IMAGINE, WHAT, WHAT?

想像して、何を、何を？

>> I DON'T THINK ANYTHING SUMS UP THE LAST FOUR YEARS BETTER

>> I DON'T THINK ANYTHING SUMS UP THE LAST FOUR YEARS BETTER

THAN WHAT?

何が？

WHAT?

WHAT?

HE SAID THAT WITH BIDEN WE WOON HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE

HE SAID THAT WITH BIDEN WE WOON HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE

PRESIDENT RETWEETING CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT SECRET CABALS

秘密のカバルについての陰謀論をリツイートする大統領

RUNNING THE WORLD.

世界を駆ける

SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE SOMETHING THE HEAD OF ILLUMINATI WOULD

イルミナティの頭が言っていたことと全く同じように聞こえる。

SAY.

セイ。

BUT HE MAKES A GOOD POINT.

しかし、彼は良い点を取っています。

IT WILL BE SO NICE NOT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THE PRESIDENT

大統領のことで悩む必要がないのはとても良いことです。

RETWEETING CONSPIRACY THEORIES, MAINLY BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT

陰謀論をリツイートすることは、主に私たちがすべて知っているからです。

JOE BIDEN HAS NO IDEA WHAT A RETWEET IS.

JOE BIDENはRETWEETとは何かを知らない。

HE'S LIKE A RETWEET?

HE'S LIKE A RETWEET?

OH, I LOVE THEM, THOSE LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS YOU GET AT EASTER,

OH, I LOVE THEM, THOSE LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS YOU GET AT EASTER,

THE RETWEET, OH, IF I HAVE ONE, I HAVE FIVE.

RETWEET, OH, IF I HAVE ONE, I HAVE FIVE.

NOW IF ALL OF THIS HAS YOU UNBELIEVABLY STRESSED OUT,

NOW IF ALL OF THIS HAS YOU UNBELIEVABLY STRESSED OUT,

TONIGHT'S DEBATE, THE UPCOMING ELECTION, DON'T WORRY THERE WAS

今夜の討論会、来るべき選挙、あったことを心配する必要はありません。

A NEW WELLNESS TREND THAT MAYBE FOR YOU, TO RELIEVE TENSION MORE

A NEW WELLNESS TREND THAT MAYBE FOR YOU, TO RELIEVE TENSION MORE

AND MORE PEOPLE, THIS IS TRUE, HAVE STARTED HUGGING COWS.

より多くの人々が、これは真実であり、牛を抱き始めました。

SERIOUSLY, APPARENTLY HUGGING A COW RELEASES A BONDING HORMONE

牛をハグすると結合ホルモンが放出されます

BY RELIEVES STRESS.

BY RELIEVES STRESS.

I MEAN IT RELIEVES YOUR STRESS.

ストレスを解消してくれるって意味だよ

THE COW IS LIKE GET THIS PERSON OFF ME.

THE COW IS LIKE GET THIS PERSON OFF ME.

WEIRDER, THE COWS ARE A GREAT SOURCE OF WELLNESS.

WEIRDER, THE COWS ARE A GREAT SOURCE OF WELLNESS.

I ACTUALLY PREFER THE MEDIUM WELLNESS.

実際には中程度のウェルネスを好む。

I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING, KIDDING, I'M A VEGAN.

I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING, KIDDING, I'M A VEGAN.

IN TERMS OF WELLNESS TRENDS, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT GOOP, THIS IS

健康トレンドの観点から、あなたはグープスのことを忘れることができます、これはこれです。

MOOP.

MOOPです。

BY GO WHENNETTE COW-LTR OW.

BY GO WHENNETTE COW-LTR OW.

MOOP BY ITSELF, BARELY WORKS.

MOOP BY ITSELF, BARELY WORKS.

I MIGHT HAVE SUAVED IT WITH GWYNETH COW-TTROA, I DON'T KNOW

I MIGHTAVE SUAVED IT WITH GWYNETH COW-TROA, I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT TO SAY, THAT IS THE END OF THE MONOLOGUE.

WHAT TO SAY, THAT IS THE END OF THE MONOLOGUE.