STEPHEN COLBERT'S ZOOM INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.

STEPHEN COLBERT'S ZOOM INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.

>> Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GRANTING

>> スティーブンMR.大統領、許可していただき、本当にありがとうございます。

ME THIS EXCLUSIVE PRETEND ZOOM INTERVIEW.

ME THIS EXCLUSIVE PRETEND ZOOM INTERVIEW.

>> HI, PERHAPS YOU RECOGNIZE ME.

>> HI, PERHAPS YOU RECOGNIZE ME.

>> Stephen: I DO!

>> スティーブン私がやる！

YOU'RE THAT GUY FROM THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN DANCE VIDEO.

YOU'RE THAT GUY FROM THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN DANCE VIDEO.

BIG VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE TONIGHT.

今夜のビッグ・バイス大統領討論会。

HOW DID YOU FEEL WATCHING MIKE PENCE?

HOW DID YOU FEEL WATCHING MIKE PENCE?

>> I DIDN'T FEEL GOOD.

>> 俺は良い気分ではなかった。

>> Stephen: WHAT GOT YOU THROUGH IT?

>> スティーブン何があったの？

>> DRUGS.

>> 薬物です。

>> Stephen: AND?

>> スティーブンAND?

>> VARIOUS OTHER-- DRUGS.

>> 他にも様々な...薬がある

>> Stephen: SURE, WHATEVER GETS YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT.

>> 夜を乗り切るなら何でもいいよ。

TELL ME ABOUT THE CARE YOU RECEIVED AT WALTER REED?

TELL ME ABOUT THE CARE YOU RECEIVED AT WALTER REED?

>> WE HAVE THE GREATEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD.

>> WE HAVE THE GREATEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD.

>> Stephen: AND THEY HELPED YOU FEEL BETTER?

>> Stephen: AND THEY HELPED YOU FEEL BETTER?

>> I HEARD ABOUT THIS DRUG.

>> この薬について聞いた。

I SAID LET ME TAKE IT.

I SAID LET ME TAKE IT.

IT WAS MY SUGGESTION.

IT WAS MY SUGGESTION.

I SAID LET ME TAKE IT.

I SAID LET ME TAKE IT.

>> Stephen: SO WE HAVE THE GREATEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD,

>> スティーブン: SO WE HAVE THE GREATEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD.

BUT YOU DIAGNOSED AND THEN HEALED YOURSELF?

BUT YOU DIAGNOSED AND THEN HEALED YOURSELF?

>> I DID.

>> 俺はそうした。

>> Stephen: BUT WHOSE FAULT WAS IT THAT YOU GOT SICK?

>> スティーブンでも病気になったのは誰のせい？

>> IT WAS CHINA'S FAULT.

>> IT WAS CHINA'S FAULT.

>> Stephen: AND WHOSE FAULT WAS IT THAT YOU DIDN'T WEAR A

>> スティーブン着ていないのは誰のせいだ？

MASK?

MASK?

>> YOU KNOW, CHINA'S FAULT.

>> YOU KNOW, CHINA'S FAULT.

>> Stephen: AND WHOSE FAULT THAT YOU SPREAD A DISEASE TO A

>> スティーブン：そして、あなたが病気を広めることは誰の責任です。

LOT OF PEOPLE IN YOUR ADMINISTRATION?

あなたの管理職には大勢の人がいるのか？

>> CHINA'S FAULT.

>> CHINA'S FAULT.

>> Stephen: OKAY, FINAL QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THE

>> Stephen: OKAY, FINAL QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THE

MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WHO HAVE BEEN MADE ILL AND PUT OUT OF

何百万人ものアメリカ人が病気になり、外に出されています。

WORK BY THIS DISEASE BECAUSE OF YOUR MISMANAGEMENT OF THE

あなたの管理不足が原因で、この病気が原因で仕事をしている

CRISIS?

CRISIS?

>> YOU KNOW, GOOD LUCK.

>> YOU KNOW, GOOD LUCK.

>> IT'S "A LATE SHOW LIVE WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

>> IT'S "A LATE SHOW LIVE WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."