- [Old Smokey] We do this at home but you shouldn't.

(kitchen timer bell rings)

- What's up buddy? - What's going on man?

I got something I think you're gonna like,

actually you know what?

No, I know you're gonna like this 'cause you told me.

You ain't gotta guess, I'm just gonna show you.

So, (humming)

- What the (beep) is that?

(intense music)

You're ki-

That is fu-. No.

(intense music)

- [Old Smokey] You said before that you liked insects.

- We knew that the bugs in the can,

with the grasshoppers were gonna be dead.

Those do not look dead.

They look sleeping.

- I'd never do that to you.

Never try to feed you anything that was alive.

Everything's dry and everything is food grade.

- [Josh] Food grade?

- [Old Smokey] Food grade ... from Thailand.

They've been inspected enough to where they're allowed

to be sold in America.

So, I think there's not any risk here.

I gotta admit this one's rather creepy.

(intense music)

- I'm not gonna eat any of those.

- [Old Smokey] It doesn't look like food, but it is.

- That looks like food to you, that thing?

- To most of the world this is food.

- We've don- - You ain't gotta go very

far to where this is a meal.

I mean you go to Thailand and places like that,

they'll have more- kebabs.

- But Smokey,

this is not fear factor, okay?

This is not, I'm not eating those stupid bugs.

We had old grasshoppers that Bela Lugosi was hawking

back in the forties, okay?

And now you think it's hysterical

to bring me a plate of bugs.

- You wouldn't have said that you liked insects,

I wouldn't have done this.

- I never said I liked insects.

- You did.

- That is [beep] lie.

- [Josh] Okay, I may have said I've tried insects.

- No, You said: "I liked them."

- I may have said they're not bad.

- I like insects.

- Is there a playback of this falsity that he is claiming?

- I've had bugs before and I like 'em.

I've had bugs before and I like 'em.

(upbeat music)

- [Josh] You went out of your way?

- I did.

- Why aren't you eating any of them?

- I'm not eating any of these.

You're the one that said you liked the insects not me.

- Do you see the bugs on here?

That is legitimately the Terminator of bugs.

- I can get you multiple options here, if you prefer?

(playful music)

You're gonna put gloves on to put something

in your mouth?

That makes a lot of sense.

- We had gloves on before, with the grasshoppers.

Gloves. - They were old.

These are fresh.

- Shut up. You don't know.

(laughs)

- Just open wide.

Close your eyes and I'll just give you a bite.

(relaxing music)

Get in there. (relaxing music)

You gonna be all right,

'cause you did say you liked insects.

- Am I gonna get some street cred for this?

Do I get some respect out of you for this one?

- Sure. Absolutely.

(relaxing music)

- Don't think about it, don't think about it.

Isn't that what you say? Don't think about it?

- Don't think about it. (nervous laughing)

- Ooh ooh, what I'm I doing?

- Down the hatch

(crunchy chewing)

- You really?

Ooh, I wouldn't have looked inside after I took a bite.

- It kinda tastes like a potato chip.

Now it's getting real bad.

Yeah it's not good. (guitar music)

Something just happened.

- Did you get to the brain?

- Yeah, mm mm.

- Or the eyeball?

(guitar music) (gagging sound)

- 'cause you had two of them in there too.

- It's like seawater that popped in my mouth.

(coughing) - [Old Smokey] Nice.

- It was like old seawater.

Oh, that's gross.

That's so gross.

- I thought you liked insects, dude?

- That's terrible.

I don't know what that taste is, other than bug.

It's real bug.

- So it has an earthy?

- It's dirt. - flavor?

- It's, yeah, it's like crunchy dirt.

(relaxing music)

- You're really ... not liking this?

- No.

(upbeat music)

When the apocalypse happens and we're all forced to do this,

(upbeat music) then sure.

- [Old Smokey] I think that could be tasty

in a situation like that.

- You eat that.

- I don't think so.

(upbeat music)

- [Josh] It's a larvae.

- [Old Smokey] Yeah, I know what that is.

(percussive theme music)