GET TO WORK, MAN.

>> IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

>> James: IT'S BEEN AWHILE.

YEAH.

>> James: HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

>> ABOUT THREE YEARS.

>> James: A LOT'S HAPPENED.

MARRIED MAN, GOT A MUSTACHE NOW.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE

LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC?

>> LAY BACK, BABY.

>> James: SHALL WE SEE WHAT'S ON THE RADIO?

>> YEAH.

♪ I'M AT A PARTY I DON'T WANNA BE AT

♪ AND I DON'T EVER WEAR A SUIT AND TIE

♪ WONDERIN' IF I COULD SNEAK OUT THE BACK

♪ NOBODY'S EVEN LOOKIN' ME IN MY EYES

♪ THEN YOU TAKE MY HAND ♪ DON'T THINK I FIT IN

AT THIS PARTY ♪ EVERYONE'S GOT

SO MUCH TO SAY, YEAH ♪ I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE

I'M NOBODY, MM ♪ WHO WANTS TO FIT IN ANYWAY?

'CAUSE I DON'T CARE ♪ WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEAH

ALL THE BAD THINGS DISAPPEAR ♪ AND YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL

LIKE MAYBE I AM SOMEBODY ♪ I CAN DEAL WITH THE BAD NIGHTS

WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEAH ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH

IS I THINK YOU AND EDGE, INCREDIBLE WRITERS, WALTER

WALL SMASHES, ED IS NEVER GOING TO JOIN YOU IN CHOREOGRAPHY.

>> RIGHT.

>> James: AND THIS SONG I THINK IS CRYING OUT FOR

CHOREOGRAPHY.

>> I THINK YOU COULD DO IT.

>> James: WHAT WOULD THE MOVES BE TO THAT CHORUS?

>> WE WOULD HAVE TO STAND UP.

>> James: THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS --

♪ BECAUSE I DON'T CARE WHEN I'M WITH MY -- ♪

>> MIDDLEIMMEDIATELY, NO.

INSTANTLY I WAS, LIKE, YEAH, NO.

THAT WAS MY THOUGHT.

BUT I LOVE YOU, AND YOUR VALUE STAYS THE SAME, YOU'RE STILL

VALUABLE BUT THAT DANCE RIGHT THERE DOES NOT A ADD VALUE TO

ANYTHING.

>> James: YOU DIDN'T SEE ENOUGH OF IT.

>> I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, I'VE SEEN WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE.

>> James: BECAUSE I DON'T CARE WHEN I'M WITH MY BABY, YEAH --

>> NO, NO, THAT'S NOT -- IT'S NOT WHAT THE KIDS WANT TO SEE.

EVER SEE THESE KIDS ON TIK TOK?

THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.

THEY WANT TO SEE, WHOA!

>> James: WHAT, LIKE -- YEAH, EXACTLY.

( CHEERING ) SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY

WANT TO SEE.

>> James: ♪ SEE I DON'T CARE, WHEN I'M

WITH MY BABY, YEA ♪ AND I HAVE BEEN ON TIK TOK AND

THAT'S PEOPLE DOING DANIELS TO YUMMY.

>> I THINK YOU AND I SHOULD MAKE A DEFINITIVE YUMMY CHOREOGRAPHY

TIK TOK DANCE RIGHT NOW.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ THE YUMMY YUMMY ♪

>> NOPE, NOPE.

DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU SOME TIPS?

BECAUSE I COULD MAYBE GIVE YOU SOME TIPS.

>> James: ALL RIGHT.

SO YOU'RE GOING TO DO RIGHT ARM LIKE IT'S YUMMY.

>> James: ALL RIGHT,.

♪ YOU GOT THAT YUMMY ♪ >> THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BRING IT

THIS WAY AND THIS HAND THAT WAY, SO YOU'VE GOT THAT ♪

♪ YUMMY YUM ♪ AND YOU WILL BRING YOUR ARMS

OPEN LIKE THIS, YUMMY YUM.

>> James: IF I HAD JUST COME UP WITH THAT CHOREOGRAPHY, YOU

WOULD HAVE SAID IT'S TERRIBLE.

>> NO, I WOULDN'T HAVE.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I WOULD HAVE SAID TO

YOU, THIS IS THE DANCE TO YOU ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY

YUMMY -- ♪ >> YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

>> James: YOU WOULD HAVE GONE, THAT'S TERRIBLE.

>> IT'S YOUR DELIVERY.

YOUR DELIVERY IS BAD.

> YOUR DELIVERY IS TRASH.

>> James: TEACH ME THESE COMPLEX MOVES.

>> I DIDN'T SAY THEY'RE COMPLEX.

I JUST SAID THE DELIVERY HAS TO BE A-1.

>> James: SO ♪ THIS IS GOT THAT YUMMY YUM ♪

♪ THAT OPEN YUMMY YUM ♪ >> SHALL WE DO THE WOLF?

>> James: IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS THIS.

>> I DIDN'T SAY IT'S EXTREMELY COMPLICATED.

>> James: ♪ YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUM, YUMMY

YUM, YUMMY ♪ >> YEAH.

>> James: AND THEN WE BOUNCE ♪ ♪ YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY

YUMMY ♪ ♪ SAY THAT WORD ON MY WAY ♪

♪ SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE

♪ ANY NIGHT, ANY DAY SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUM

THAT YUMMY, YUM ♪ THAT YUMMY, YUMMY

YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUM ♪ THAT YUMMY, YUM

THAT YUMMY, YUMMY ♪ SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY

YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE ♪ ANY NIGHT, ANY DAY

SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY ♪ YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE

YEAH BABE ♪ IN THE MORNING OR LATE

SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY ♪ BONAFIDE STALLION

YOU AIN'T IN NO STABLE, NO ♪ YOU STAY ON THE RUN

AIN'T ON THE SIDE ♪ YOU'RE NUMBER ONE

YEAH, EVERY TIME I COME AROUND ♪ YOU GET IT DONE

FIFTY-FIFTY ♪ LOVE THE WAY YOU SPLIT IT

HUNNID RACKS ♪ HELP ME SPEND IT, BABE

LIGHT A MATCH, GET LITTY, BABE ♪ THAT JET SET, WATCH THE SUNSET

KINDA, YEAH, YEAH ♪ ROLLIN' EYES BACK IN MY HEAD

MAKE MY TOES CURL, YEAH, YEAH ♪ YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUM

THAT YUMMY, YUM ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

♪ THAT YUMMY, YUMMY ♪

>> James: WOW, OPIATE IF I'VE EVER FELT OLDER THAN I TID IN

THAT MOMENT THEN.

>> YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, I'LL TELL YOU THAT

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: NOW, I WANT TO TALK

TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING, JUSTIN BIEBER.

>> UH-HUH.

>> James: A CHOICE YOU MADE LAST YEAR.

>> MM-HMM.

>> James: I'M GOING TO SAY I FOUND IT PERPLEXING.

>> OKAY.

>> James: YOU CHALLENGED TOM CRUISE TO A FIGHT.

>> MM-HMM.

>> James: WHY?

I DON'T KNOW, I WAS JUST BEING -- I WAS JUST BEING

STUPID, TO BE HONEST.

NOT STUPID, BUT -- AND PEOPLE WERE, LIKE, YEAH, I WANT TO SEE

THIS HAPPEN.

AND I WAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT COULD ACTUALLY BE FUNNY.

>> James: WOULDN'T BE MUCH FUN FOR YOU.

I'VE GOT TO SAY, I THINK IF ME AND YOU HAVE A FIGHT, YOU WIN.

I THINK IF YOU AND TOM CRUISE HAVE A FIGHT, I BACK TOM EVERY

DAY TO HAVE THE WEEK.

>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.

>> James: I BACK TOM EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.

>> I TRY NOT TO LET MY EGO GET IN THE WAY, BUT THERE'S

ABSOLUTELY NO WAY.

HE'S NOT THE GUY YOU SEE IN -- >> James: HE IS.

HE IS IN PHENOMENAL SHAPE.

>> PHENOMENAL SHAPE DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE A GOOD FIGHTER.

>> James: OH, MY WORD...

( LAUGHTER ) >> I START TO GET FRUSTRATED

BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY BOILING ME UP, MAN, I WANT TO FIGHT YOU!

>> James: WORK YOUR WAY UP TO TOM CRUISE.

DO ME AND THEN LIKE ZACH BRAFF AND THEN TOM CRUISE.

>> I THINK YOU'RE MESMERIZED BY THE CHARACTERS HE'S PLAYED.

>> James: NO, I'M MESMERIZED BY THE MAN.

I'M NOT JOKING.

I AM MESMERIZED -- >> YOU'RE MESMERIZED BY THE

CHARACTERS HE'S PLAYED.

>> James: NO.

I'M TELLING YOU, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO -- I'M DANGEROUS.

MY AJILLTY IS CRAZY, INSANE.

>> James: HE DOES MOVIES CALLED "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE," THE

MISSION IS IMPOSSIBLE AND HE MAKES IT POSSIBLE.

>> HE'S AN ACTOR!

>> James: HE JUMPS OUT OF PLANES.

>> I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE MIND CONTROL THAT I HAVE!

( LAUGHTER ) MY MIND CONTROL IS ANOTHER

SPECIMEN -- >> James: OH, MY GOD.

I'M DIFFERENT.

>> James: LISTEN.

I'M THE CONNOR MCGREGOR OF ENTERTAINMENT!

( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS THE FACT!

WRESTLE ME RIGHT NOW, JUST DO IT.

>> James: DUDE, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

THIS WILL BE TELEVISED.

>> YES!

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: OKAY, OKAY.

THIS IS HALF OF TOM CRUISE.

THIS IS HALF OF TOM CRUISE.

READY. ALL RIGHT.

ARE YOU GOING TO SAY AM I STARTING OR AM I STARTED.

>> YOU CAN SAY IT.

>> James: HAVE YOU STARTED YET?

>> YOU CAN SAY IT.

>> James: HAVE YOU STARTED?

I HAVEN'T STARTED YET.

THREE, TWO, ONE, GO.

AAAHHH!

♪ >> DRIVE THE CAR.

>> James: YOU STILL CAN'T BE TOM CRUISE.

♪ FOR ALL THE TIMES THAT YOU RAIN ON MY PARADE

♪ AND ALL THE CLUBS YOU GET IN USING MY NAME

♪ YOU THINK YOU BROKE MY HEART OH GIRL FOR GOODNESS SAKE

♪ YOU THINK I'M CRYING ON MY OWN, WELL I AIN'T

♪ AND I DIDN'T WANNA WRITE A SONG 'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE

♪ THINKING I STILL CARE I DON'T

♪ BUT, YOU STILL HIT MY PHONE UP AND BABY I BE MOVIN' ON

♪ AND I THINK YOU SHOULD BE SOMETHIN' I DON'T WANNA HOLD

♪ BACK, MAYBE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT

♪ MY MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU AND SHE LIKES EVERYONE

♪ AND I NEVER LIKE TO ADMIT THAT I WAS WRONG

♪ AND I'VE BEEN SO CAUGHT UP IN MY JOB, DIDN'T SEE WHAT'S GOING

♪ ON, BUT NOW I KNOW, I'M BETTER SLEEPING ON MY OWN

♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK THAT MUCH

♪ OH BABY YOU SHOULD GO AND LOVE YOURSELF

♪ AND IF YOU THINK THAT I'M STILL HOLDIN' ON TO SOMETHIN'

♪ YOU SHOULD GO AND LOVE YOURSELF

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ABOUT

YOUR WEDDING.

YOU GOT MARRIED.

>> GOT MARRIED.

>> James: HOW LONG AGO DID YOU GET MARRIED?

>> I GOT MARRIED ABOUT A YEAR AGO.

>> James: OKAY.

YEAH.

>> James: AND HOW IS IT?

HOW IS MARRIED LIFE?

>> BEING MARRIED IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO

ME.

SHE'S EXTRAORDINARY.

>> James: WHAT DO YOU DO?

DO YOU STAY IN?

>> YEAH, WE STAY IN A LOT.

WE ENJOY WATCHING MOVIES AND JUST TALKING AND EATING

TOGETHER.

>> James: WHAT DO YOU BINGE WATCH WHEN YOU'RE HOME.

IT'S A COZY NIGHT IN, YOU AND MRS. BIEBS.

>> WE GOT THROUGH THE SERIES OF HOUSE, YOU KNOW, DR. HOUSE.

WE DO FRIENDS.

>> James: WHICH FRIENDS CHARACTER DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

>> I THINK I'M A MIX OF ALL OF THEM.

>> James: YOU THINK YOU'RE A MIX OF CHANDLER, ROSS AND JOEY.

>> YEAH BECAUSE ROSS IS THE SUPER SENSITIVE ONE, AND I'M

SUPER SENSITIVE.

AND CHANDLER IS SUPER SARCASTIC AND WITTY.

I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE MYSELF COMPLIMENTS, BUT I'D LIKE

TO SAY I'M A LITTLE WITTY.

>> James: GIVE US YOUR BEST JOEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

>> HOW YOU DOIN'?

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: I MEAN, I'D QUITE

LIKE TO SEE ON TOUR JUSTIN BIEBER PULL OUT THE "SMELLY

CAT," YOU KNOW THE PHOEBE SONG?

♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT ♪ ♪ WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU ♪

♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT ♪ ♪ IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT ♪

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: THAT WITH A B UNDER

IT -- R -- ♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, WHAT

ARE THEY FEEDING YOU ♪ ♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, ♪

♪ IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT ♪ >> James: I'M JUST SAYING.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

SHOUT OUT TO YOUR MOM AND DAD ♪ FOR MAKING YOU

STANDING OVATION ♪ THEY DID A GREAT JOB

RAISING YOU ♪ WHEN I CREATE

YOU'RE MY MUSE ♪ THE KIND OF SMILE

THAT MAKES THE NEWS ♪ CAN'T NOBODY THROW SHADE

ON YOUR NAME IN THESE STREETS ♪ TRIPLE THREAT, YOU A BOSS

YOU A BANK, YOU A BEAST ♪ YOU MAKE IT EASY TO CHOOSE

YOU GOT A MEAN TOUCH ♪ I CAN'T REFUSE

NO, I CAN'T REFUSE IT ♪ PICTURE-PERFECT

YOU DON'T NEED NO FILTER ♪ GORGEOUS, MAKE 'EM DROP DEAD

YOU A KILLER ♪ SHOWER YOU WITH

ALL MY ATTENTION ♪ YEAH, THESE ARE MY

ONLY INTENTIONS ♪ STAY IN THE KITCHEN

COOKING UP ♪ CUT YOUR OWN BREAD

HEART FULL OF EQUITY ♪ YOU'RE AN ASSET