No, you talked about it

いやそういう話だよ　任せて

I'm doing it.

行っちゃだめ

She is not going

いいんだ

She is

クラブはまだ早すぎる

She is too young to go to clubs

だからいいのさ

And that's the point

だからいい？

That's your point?

クラブに行くのは重要さ

Sneaking into clubs is an important formative experience

いろいろ経験できる

Getting arrested is formative, is it?

警察に逮捕されるとか？

It can be

大丈夫だよ

I don't believe you

信じられない

Look, she's not gonna get arrested

警察には捕まらないよ

She won't get caught

男に捕まる

Not going to... of course, she'll get caught.

だめ！

She won't

男に捕まるの？

My girl here is way too clever for that

大丈夫

Your...your girl? She's your girl now?

僕の子はうまくやるさ

More mine than yours, darling

僕の子？あなたの子になったの？

What she's not getting that tough side from you.

君のよりかはね ダーリン

I can be tough

君のきついところは似てない

Yeah, riiiiight

私がきつい？

Fine, let's do this

ああそうさ

Hah, tough enough for you, my fri-...?

そっちがその気なら

What are you doing?

そんなもん？

Mmmm, nothing

何してるの

You are impossible

何も

I'm just making sure my girl is having a good time

ありえない

A good time?

この子を楽しませてるだけさ

And all you're giving her is an aneurysm

楽しませる？

Oooh

君は動脈を詰まらせてる

Big words now

言ってくれるじゃない

A what?

って え？

You guys do know I can hear you, right?

二人とも聞こえてる

Did she just...?

聞いてた？

Aha