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  • (attempting to call through Skype)

  • (Ian) Shut up!!

  • Look, Tiffany, it's been six months.

  • You promised me you'd show me your face by now.

  • (distorted voice) Yeah, I-I don't know.

  • Tiffany, look.

  • You know I hate arguing with you 'cause I love you so much.

  • Just please show me your face.

  • Okay, fine.

  • Just, I gotta fix my hair, okay?

  • I'll be right back. I promise.

  • Awesome.

  • You're gonna make such a beautiful wife.

  • (Tiffany) Okay, are you ready?

  • - Yes! - (Tiffany) Here I come.

  • (power shuts down)

  • No. No!

  • No! I was gonna see your possibly beautiful face!

  • Tiffannnnnnnnnny!

  • Dude, the power's out.

  • Yeah, no sh*t.

  • Okay, dude, we need to get the power back on right now

  • because I was in the middle of a super hot date

  • with a possibly extremely hot girl.

  • What are you talking about?

  • Okay, I really didn't want to tell you until I married her,

  • but I've been kind of secretly dating this girl

  • for the past six months and I haven't exactly seen her face yet.

  • You can't be serious.

  • Yeah, I'm serious.

  • If you're so serious, do the serious dance.

  • (sighs)

  • (dubstep music)

  • My god, you are serious.

  • Yeah, okay, the power's out.

  • The breaker probably tripped so we just need to flip

  • that little switchy thingie.

  • No, no, no, no, no, no.

  • I would definitely not go outside if I were you.

  • Why?

  • Well, because the power's probably out everywhere,

  • so the planes in the sky probably also don't have power,

  • so they're coming to the ground, crashing and killing everyone.

  • That could happen?

  • Seriously?

  • (dubstep music)

  • Oh my god.

  • Yeah, it's serious.

  • Look, I'd probably just give up on her anyway.

  • Man, look, it's been what? Two minutes?

  • Dude, girls move on so quickly.

  • She's probably already with some other guy,

  • if she hasn't already been crushed and killed by all the falling planes.

  • No, man. This is the love of my life.

  • I can't give up on her now.

  • - You haven't even seen her face! - I've seen her breasts,

  • and they're amazing.

  • All we need to do is find another way to power the computer.

  • (shuffling)

  • Hey, what are you doing?

  • It's simple physics, dude.

  • If I build up enough static electricity, then I can touch the computer,

  • then it'll come back on.

  • Oh my god, that is never gonna work.

  • TWO HOURS LATER

  • Please work, please work, please work!

  • Tiffany, I'm coming.

  • (groans)

  • Oh my god! Dude, are you okay?

  • (groans)

  • Dude, that's it.

  • I'm never gonna get the power back on.

  • I'm never gonna see Tiffany's possibly hot face.

  • And I'm never gonna even be able to take her to an Elvis concert.

  • You know Elvis has been dead for, like, 50 years, right?

  • Dude, I saw him in Vegas a month ago.

  • If the power was on right now, I would totally Wikipedia the sh*t

  • out of that and prove your ass so wrong.

  • Well, if you're serious about him being dead,

  • do the serious dance.

  • No, I don't want to--

  • Do the f*cking serious dance.

  • (dubstep music)

  • Oh my god. Oh my god!

  • Oh my god. I'm so cold.

  • Everything's falling apart.

  • I need one of those useless foil blankets that they always give

  • to victims of tragedies.

  • Here you go.

  • Hey, you have the same shirt as my girlfriend.

  • I--yeah, yeah, this is a real popular shirt.

  • You have the same belly button hair as her too.

  • Yeah, I mean, it's a really--

  • You have the same crotch bulge as her too!

  • Dude, have you been catfishing me?

  • Okay, yes! Okay, yes.

  • I catfished you.

  • (groaning)

  • You were moping around like a fricking loser.

  • (groaning)

  • I had to do something to raise your self esteem.

  • By pretending to be my girlfriend for six months?!

  • Dude, I quit gluten for you!

  • Yeah, and your acne cleared up.

  • I wrote a bunch of erotic fan fictions about us.

  • And they all got published.

  • We cybered for 12 hours straight!

  • Look, dude, I was just trying to be a good friend.

  • (grumbles)

  • Wait...

  • (Anthony) What?

  • (Anthony) What-What are you doing?

  • This could work.

  • You-You're not serious.

  • (dubstep music)

  • F*ck my life.

  • (Ian) Thanks for watching, guys.

  • If you're not subscribed already, you can click that

  • big ass subscribe button and you can see our possibly

  • beautiful faces every week.

  • (Anthony) And if you guys want to see bloopers from this video,

  • and see why we said this:

  • (both) Boner!

  • Click the video on the left.

  • And if you guys wanna watch us play

  • Five Nights at Freddy's 3-- yeah, they made a sequel

  • to the sequel--the treequel. Click the video on the right

  • to watch the Smosh Games crew scream like little bitches.

  • Okay.

  • (screaming)

  • (screaming in slow mo)

  • [Captioned by Subtitle YouTube]

(attempting to call through Skype)

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