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  • Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...

  • Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to be the best stalker in your city.

  • It's always good to start off any game with a First Blood by using Ghost and by auto-attacking the enemy carry for an easy ass whooping.

  • If you see a Blitz with half HP, don't hesitate to Ultimate-Roll-Autoattack combo him to death.

  • Then, move on to that sniper and make her Buttfuck her turret for a hot threesome.

  • If you have a crying mummy as a support, you can easily kill that robot like a boss and chase after that jumping kiddo to not let her escape.

  • Don't worry Blitz, the party's just getting started.

  • The next step to get Vayne fed is to let your ButtFucking Friend bait the enemy to chase that sniper

  • and try to get the kill before that snowball reach that fuckabish.

  • Repeat that same bait scenario to kill that kiddo that shouldn't play with guns.

  • If you're low on health, run away while auto-attacking Blitz and finish your threesome if you see him running for his life.

  • But, be sure to not stay in his grab's range until your ButtFucking Friend deals some damage to him

  • and when he's low enough, it's time to play as a KS master.

  • If you're alone, make Blitz Buttfuck the wall and Roll to dodge his grab.

  • Then, run over there, hide in that brush and kill that kiddo since Blitz left her all alone in the jungle.

  • Now that you're fed, you can easily kill dragon and run away from the enemies.

  • Stalk Shyvana and move on to Draven because you know that the wannabe dragon will die from your red buff

  • or even kill that guy without even trying.

  • Always use your Ultimate skill to destroy any turret like a boss and use your Pushback skill on that crying mummy to finish your business.

  • Then attack that nexus a bit and kill that mummy because he's just annoying the hell out of you.

  • Your ultimate skill is also great to (CURSING IS A BAD HABIT)

  • and have a foursome with that dragon faster.

  • Your Roll skill is the best to dodge any kind of attack you may encounter,

  • to finish off a running enemy,

  • to kill the minion before the tower,

  • to harass that sniper,

  • to have a foursome with Baron like a ninja

  • and to hurt the dragon on every inch of his body.

  • The best way to use that skill is to Roll over a cat or a snowman,

  • to facecheck a brush,

  • to not let that fatass step on a trap

  • or to roll around your tower to activate a level up hack.

  • Your Pushback skill is awesome to kill a girly ninja hiding in her fart cloud

  • or a running Pedobear.

  • It's also great to send that sniper flying back to her base

  • or to make Garen attack the inhibitor instead of you.

  • You can also make the blue golem buttfuck the trees so he won't be able to hit you a single time.

  • Do the same thing for the red lizard and that robot troller won't be able to steal your red buff.

  • Don't forget to Pushback a chasing Pedobear,

  • to send that Blitz in the center of Nunu's ultimate

  • or to punish that ganking mummy.

  • If you ever spot a Zyra in the river, Roll-Pushback-Ultimate combo her and get KSed by Teemo's stupid mushroom.

  • Since you saw Ezreal use his Arcane Shift, just go in there with an Ultimate-Roll-Pushback combo

  • and auto-attack him to make him regret using that skill to farm minions.

  • If your teammates are there, make Caitlyn buttfuck the trees and whoop her like a boss.

  • If you're low on health, wait until your ally tanks the tower to kill that Blitz, no problem!

  • Roll-Pushback combo a mummy that doesn't know how to Leeroy Jenkins.

  • (STOP CURSING, YOU FUCKABISH) and kill a guy that dares to facecheck that brush.

  • In teamfights, always stay in the back and kill anyone near you.

  • Since Pedobear is separated from his team, back off to make him buttfuck the wall like a boss.

  • Then, come back to the battlefield and kill a Taric that separated himself from the team just like Pedobear.

  • After that, just do a love suicide with Jayce because Ezreal shot a ball on you.

  • When in a pinch, Ultimate-Roll combo to back off a bit to kill that mummy and that gunfire kiddo from far away with ease, no problem!

  • If you want, you can kill that Shen while Garen becomes the enemies' punching bag for the fun of it.

  • And when you're done with that ninja, move on to his sister to have a one night stand with her and go back right away to kill that Yorick spamming master.

  • You shouldn't worry about that tower and just towerdive like a ninja to 3 shot Ezreal.

  • If there is no tower, what are you waiting for to have a nice girly chat with that woman?

  • A real stalker surprises the enemy from the back to kill that sniper carry and that purple monster.

  • When a messy teamfight like this occurs, just leave your champion on auto-attack mode and wait until this mess clears up.

  • In the meantime, you can have a non-straight coffee break or an apple juice break.

  • When it's clear, kill any fuckabish that tries to run away and you'll win any teamfight, no problem!

  • That's it for today, people!

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  • Feel free to leave a comment in any language you want, but I'll only answer those in English and in French because I'm a racist fuckabish.

  • Ciaossu!

Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...

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    蔡岱昕 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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