字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント ♪♪ >>[GASPING] >>WE SEARCHED THE WHOLE WOODS AND FOUND NO ONE. THE KILLER IS ONE OF US. >>THAT MEANS, WHOEVER WROTE THIS NOTE PLANS TO MURDER EVERYONE BEFORE HELP ARRIVES! >>WE CAN'T CONTACT ANYONE! HE CUT OFF THE PHONE LINES! >>WHAT? >>OR SHE. >>HEY! >>[TALKING] >>CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN EVERYONE! LET'S THINK THIS THROUGH. THE KILLER COULD BE ANY OF US. SARAH, A RICH GIRL USED TO GETTING HER WAY. MICHAEL, A HUNTER WHO KILLS FOR SPORT. JAMES, HE'S TOTALLY SINGLE. >>YEAH, IT'S TRUE AND HE'S NOT EVEN YOUNG. >>UH. >>WE JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF PERSON COMMITS MASS MURDER; MALE OR FEMALE, RICH OR POOR, IN A RELATIONSHIP OR JAMES. >>THAT'S REALLY NOT RELEVANT. >>OKAY, I'M NOT GOING TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH. I THINK IT WAS HENRY AND BETH! >>[GASPS] >>WHAT? >>OR JAMES AND NO ONE. >>YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID JAMES. >>YOU MAY BE RIGHT, BUT WHAT DROVE THE KILLER TO DO THIS? REVENGE, GREED, FEELING LIKE A CREEPER WHEN HE WENT TO DISNEY LAND BY HIMSELF? >>OH, COME ON! >>LOOK, WE'RE NOT SAFE AND UNTIL WE ARE NO ONE SHOULD LEAVE THE GROUP. >>OKAY. >>WE EITHER SURVIVE TOGETHER OR DIE ALONE, LIKE JAMES. >>YEAH. >>HERE! HERE! >>WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? JEREMY'S ALSO SINGLE. >>HIS WIFE WAS LITERALLY JUST MURDERED. >>I'M JUST SAYING. >>THAT'S A VERY SINGLE THING TO SAY. >>YEAH. >>HERE, TAKE THESE WEAPONS IN CASE WE NEED TO DEFEND OURSELVES. >>WAIT, HEY! DON'T I GET ONE? >>OH, NO. I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D WANT HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT. YOU KNOW, PHYSICAL TOUCH. >>REALLY? >>WAIT A SECOND, HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE THE WEAPONS WERE? >>YEAH! >>AND ALSO, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT LIZ GIRL? >>YEAH, SHE WAS NICE! >>WE MUTUALLY BROKE UP. >>SO SHE DUMPED YOU? >>NO! MUTUAL MEANS WE AGREED. >>AGREED THAT SHE WAS DUMPING YOU? >>OKAY. SINGLE PEOPLE ARE NOT SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS. OKAY? WE'RE NOT GROWN UP CHILDREN AND IT'S FINE IF I DON'T- >>JAMES, JAMES, JAMES, LET'S JUST CALM DOWN OKAY? I'VE GOT A REALLY CUTE COUSIN I COULD SET YOU UP WITH AND IF- OH, WAIT. NO, I KILLED HER TOO. UM, NO, BUT MY AUNT SHE'S OLD, BUT I THINK YOU'D DIG HER. >>WAIT, WAIT. DID YOU GUYS JUST HEAR WHAT SHE SAID? >>YEAH. YOU NEED TO MEET THAT AUNT. >>SERIOUSLY. >>YEAH, SEE? >>HEY GUYS! THANKS FOR WATCHING. >>WHAT ABOUT MRS. SMIES? SHE'S A RECENT WIDOWER. >>JUST SHOW US SOME LOVE AND CLICK THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON. >>OR THAT JANITOR FROM YOUR WORK? FREE CLEANING SUPPLIES FOR LIFE! >>LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW- >>OR JAMIE! >>SHE ONLY HAS ONE EYE. >>YEAH, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL EYE. >>UM, LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW ABOUT- >>ABOUT WHO JAMES SHOULD END UP WITH! RIGHT? LOOK HOW SAD HE IS. HE REALLY NEEDS SOMEONE.