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PRESIDENT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
.
ANOTHER POPULAR LONG RUNNING
TELEVISION SHOW IS REACHING A
MILESTONE THIS WEEK.
AND ON SUNDAY NIGHT THE 600th
EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS, TREE
HOUSE OF HORROR 37.
"THE SIMPSONS" IS ONE OF THE
GREATEST SHOWS --
[ POUNDING ]
>> Jimmy: DID YOU FEEL THAT?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> STUPID TV.
I WANT TO SEE SINGING AND A CAR.
THAT'S ALL.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU HOMER SIMPSON?
>> ARE YOU WITH IRS?
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO VISIT YOU
HERE.
>> WHY?
ARE YOU HERE TO KILL ME?
YOU'RE HERE TO KILL ME.
>> Jimmy: I'M NOT HERE TO KILL
YOU.
"THE SIMPSONS" ARE ONE OF THE
MOST POPULAR FAMILIES IN THE
WORLD.
>> I KNEW IT.
IN YOUR FACE, JESUS FAMILY.
>> Jimmy: I'D LOVE TO SEE
SPRINGFIELD.
>> COME ON.
THERE'S THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
I WORK AT.
[ BANG ]
>> Jimmy: IS THAT OKAY?
>> NOT MY SHIFT.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
MOE'S.
IT'S EVEN MORE DEPRESSING THAN I
IMAGINED.
>> YEAH.
WHO NEEDS DIRECT SUNLIGHT?
[ BURPING ]
.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S CUTE.
HE'S AN ALCOHOLIC.
THE CHALKBOARD.
>> AND THIS IS BABY MAGGIE.
IF YOU DROP HER, SHE'LL GET YOU
BACK.
>> Jimmy: HOW OLD IS SHE?
>> I NEVER ASK A LADY HER AGE.
>> Jimmy: BUT SHE'S BEEN A BABY
FOR A WHILE.
HAVE YOU EVER CLEANED THIS
PACIFIER?
>> DON'T JUDGE ME BECAUSE I
NEVER WASH THE PACIFIER OR KNOW
HOW OLD MY DAUGHTER IS.
ALL THAT MATTERS IS I LOVE MY
FAMILY VERY MUCH.
EXCEPT HIM.
>> AM I DEAD YET?
OH, NO.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS GREAT.
THANK YOU.
I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE SHOW
NOW, BUT I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
>> WHAT?
YOU'VE ONLY SEEN THE POWER PLANT
EXPLODE ONCE.
>> Jimmy: MAYBE NEXT TIME, AND
IF YOU EVER NEED ME, I'LL ALWAYS
BE IN THERE.
>> OH, TV, A BEAUTIFUL
DISTRACTION FROM THE CERTAINTY
OF DEATH.
>> Jimmy: HI, HOMER.
>> BY ONE OF THE -- BYE ONE OF
THE JIMMYS.
[ APPLAUSE ]