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THIS IS FUN.
EVEN THOUGH JIMMY ISN'T HERE
WITH US TONIGHT, HE RECORDED A
LITTLE SOMETHING THIS MORNING
WITH HIS DAUGHTER BABY JANE.
AND HE WANTED US TO SHARE IT.
>> Jimmy: JANE, I HAVE TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
>> WHAT?
>> Jimmy: LAST NIGHT WHILE YOU
WERE SLEEPING, MOMMY AND I ATE
ALL YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY.
>> WHAT?
OH-OH.
BUT I STILL HAVE ONE, DON'T
WORRY.
>> Jimmy: WE LEFT YOU SMARTIES.
THAT'S IT.
BUT WE ATE ALL THE REST.
LOOK.
WE ATE IT ALL.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> HUH?
IT'S READY!
>> Jimmy: THE WAFFLES?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OH.
ARE YOU MAD ABOUT THE HALLOWEEN
CANDY?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU HAPPY WE ATE
ALL YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: NO.
ARE YOU -- HOW ARE YOU FEELING
RIGHT NOW?
>> MAD.
>> Jimmy: MAD?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO
SAY?
>> I MEAN SAD.
>> Jimmy: YOU MEAN SAD?
BUT IT'S OKAY?
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: JIMMY KIMMEL TOLD ME
TO DO IT.
>> OH.
WHERE'S THE SWEETIES?
>> Jimmy: MOMMY ATE THOSE.
>> OH!
>> Jimmy: DADDY ONLY ATE
SKITTLES AND M&Ms AND KID CATS
AND REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS,
AND GUM, AND THE EYEBALLS, AND
THE TWIZZLERS, AND THE
LOLLIPOPS.
THAT'S ALL I ATE.
>> THE EYEBALL IS BUBBLES.
>> Jimmy: I ATE THE BUBBLES,
YEAH.
>> THOSE ARE BUBBLES AND FOR
BLOWING.
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW, EVERY
TIME I HICCUP A BUBBLE COMES
OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Channing: OH, MAN.
LOOK, LET'S JUST HOPE YOUR KIDS
AREN'T AS WELL ADJUSTED AS SHE
IS.
LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT TO
YOUR CHILDREN, JUST UPLOAD YOUR
VIDEOS TO YOUTUBE WITH THE TITLE
"HEY JIMMY KIMMEL I TOLD MY KIDS
I ATE ALL THEIR HALLOWEEN
CANDY."
THEN LOOK FOR A MESSAGE FROM THE
SHOW AND TOMORROW JENNIFER
LAWRENCE MIGHT PUT YOUR KID ON