It's Spa Day, P&F on the scene

Gonna slather you with mud and make you feel like a queen

Get you sittin' in a hot tub. (Loungin'!)

You're thinkin' this place is a-(stoundin'!)

Hot steam, hot stones, hot water, hot wax

We're pipin' cool new-age music, can't help but relax

It's a spa day! (Yeah!)

Shiatsu! (Gesundheit!)

Thank you very much! We got a salt scrub, a mud tub! What's it gonna be?

A foot bath, a facial, aromatherapy. Yeah, aromatherapy.

It's Spa Day. (Yeah!) Shiatsu. Where ya from?

I'm Pennsylvania-Dutch. Sippin' cucumber water and a big slice of lime.

Throw your clock away, you're on P & F time! It's a Spa Day