Yes, we're dating.

そう、付き合ってます

And it's going really bad.

が、うまくいってない

But we don't want to all our friends to know that we are really sad.

でも、うまくいっていないことを友達に知られたくない

I want to stick it tothose bitches.

あいつらの顔を引っぱたきたい

Pam and Kimberly from work.

同僚のPamとKimberlyの顔を

If my mom finds out we're splitting, she will be a real jerk.

母さんに別れたことを知られたら、煩く言われるし

We both seem pretty sad, but I don't want our friends to know.

悲しいけど、友達には知られたくない

You're right you stupid dummy, so let's go put on a show.

バカの言う通り、ちょっと演じようじゃないか

Let's post some sappy captions and some photos on the town.

ラブラブな言葉と街の写真と一緒に投稿しよう

Maybe then our pals will think that we're filled with smiles instead of frowns.

そうすれば友達達が私達がラブラブだって考えるかもしれない

He's the best!

彼は最高！

She's the one!

彼女だけだ！

So impressed!

感動！

Having fun!

楽しんで！

When it comes to happy couples, we are couple number one.

仲良しカップルだったら、私達が一番

Our mission is accomplished.

ミッション完了

We faked another day.

また1日演じた

And now we're filled with pain, we'd rather stuff it all away.

今日も悲しんでいるけど、見て見ぬふりをする

I think we nailed it.

乗り越えたな

Shut up

うっさい